Chapter 245: You're Pregnant

"I think it's a real joke that our guys have gotten the truth and are rich in the world, we have greed, some are selfish, some are tyrannical, if the world is saved by people like us, then everyone else has to collapse into something. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Sha Seng came over and said.

"It's a joke, they just want to give us people who have nothing to do and are not willing to be regulated to do, you think it's important to the scriptures then you're wrong, what really matters... There are a lot of beauties on the way. Zhu Bajie laughed, twisted his ass and danced.

Except for the sand monk who is quite normal, the others are not so much people as a group of madmen, the world that depends on this group of madmen to save, what has it become like in the end, and the world that depends on this group of madmen to save is really necessary to save.

Sha Seng wrote in the book.

"What are you writing nonsense? Zhu Bajie snatched the book.

"Give me back, I didn't say I wanted you to see it. Sha Seng was anxious to snatch the book back.

"Haha, I'm not against you writing me a bed scene, write it for me, write it for me, write all the goblins on the way to me together, if you can't actually do it, you can also comfort me by doing it in the book, at least somewhere we are indeed together. ”

"Sperm on the brain of the pig. Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie sympathetically.

"There is another country ahead. Sun Wukong looked ahead and said.

"I smell the scent of women, there must be a lot of women in front of me. Zhu Bajie stretched out his nose and sniffed vigorously.

"There's a river ahead, are you thirsty?" said the sand monk.

"Great, I've been holding my breath all the way, and I've finally found a place where I can urinate. Sun Wukong untied the tiger skin skirt and said.

"Monkey, if you dare to pee in the river where we drink water this time, we will feed you your own urine!" said Sha Seng angrily at Sun Wukong.

"Why, won't you not drink it, and every part of my body is a great supplement, people say that you can live forever if you eat this monk, but I feel that I can live forever after eating it, after all, I am a huge elixir. Sun Wukong showed off.

"Phew, you think everyone likes elixir, no matter what, you can't pee in the river where we drink water. Zhu Bajie also glared at Sun Wukong angrily.

"Then it depends on who can run fast, I can turn 108,000 miles with a somersault. Sun Wukong stretched, "When you come to the front of the river, it's already late, just wait to drink my urine." ”

"Monk, recite the mantra!" Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng, "Quick, don't let this monkey pollute our water source, and stop him from acting like crazy." ”

Tang Seng turned his head to the side and pretended not to hear.

"Sha Seng, you hold him, I'll go get you water. Zhu Bajie began to pull his legs and run wildly.

"It's useless. Sun Wukong just jumped, and the sand monk pounced into the air, and then he watched Sun Wukong take out that thing from the river of their dreams.

"No!!!" Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie both made heart-rending sounds.

The water in Sun Wukong's stomach flowed into the flowing river, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng collapsed on the ground as if they were deflated.

"Aren't you going upstream, that's stupid. Tang Seng said.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng glanced at each other, and the two of them continued to run wildly.

Sun Wukong put on a little short skirt with tiger stripes, and looked at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng with little interest, sticking their heads upstream like dogs and licking them in the river.

"Ahh

"Monster!" the woman screamed louder after seeing Sun Wukong's face clearly, and she didn't even have time to pick up the iron kettle that fell on the ground, and ran away.

"What's the fuss, if you see the two of them, you don't have to just faint. Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, looked at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng and said.

Tang Seng led the white horse to the side of the three.

"Master, are you thirsty, I'll wrap you in some water with leaves. Sha Seng handed the leaf to Tang Seng.

"I'm thirsty, but I won't drink. Tang Seng stretched out his hand and refused.

"Why?" the sand monk wondered.

"This monkey urine water, you are still so vigorous, I won't drink it. Tang Seng raised his head.

"Didn't you say the upstream was clean? Sha Seng's face turned bitter.

"The whole river has been polluted by this monkey's urine, and there is no place to say that it is clean. Tang Seng smiled.

He's right. Sun Wukong rarely agreed with Tang Seng once.

Sha Seng felt a little churning in his stomach.

"No, no, we're drinking upstream, we're not going to drink. The sand monk muttered self-comforting.

"Do you really think that you can deceive yourself in this way, can you really deceive yourself by virtue of this?" Tang Seng patted Sha Seng and comforted, "If you want to vomit, you can vomit." ”

The sand monk pouted his mouth, and he vomited all over the ground in one fell swoop.

Zhu Bajie wiped his mouth and looked sluggish.

"Pig, why don't you throw up. Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie.

"It doesn't matter, isn't it just drinking urine, it's not the first time. Zhu Bajie said calmly.

Sha Seng covered his stomach and his face wrinkled.

"What's wrong with you, you can't stop pretending to be sick. Sun Wukong glanced at Sha Seng and said.

"I, I felt something in my stomach, like, as if there was something. Sha Seng's face was distorted, and his voice was hoarse.

"It's not my urine that will destroy you, just like the monk said, I will destroy everything, and this time it's finally your turn. Sun Wukong laughed.

Zhu Bajie also covered his stomach and knelt down directly, and the sweat of the bean slipped down his forehead.

"I, I feel this way too, it hurts. ”

"That's right, anyway, you two are just two burdens, if you die here, you die, don't worry, on your tombstone, I will engrave the greatest thing you have ever done, what great thing have you done, let me think, oh, no, you have not done anything tasteful. Sun Wukong said seriously.

"Dead monkey, what is your urine made of, why is it so toxic, even if you are upstream, you can be hit. Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand and poked it into his throat, retching twice and not spitting out.

"Damn monkey, you've killed both of us this time. Sha Seng hit his head on the ground in pain, his expression was very painful.

Tang Seng's brows furrowed, he didn't feel the destruction from the two people, but felt something that was on the opposite side of the destruction, a new life.

Tang Seng stretched out his hand and put it on Zhu Bajie's stomach.

"You're pregnant. Tang Seng said.