Chapter 147: Treasure Hunting Plan
His Majesty the King was quite embarrassed, hurriedly stuffed the little girl into the hands of the chamberlain, cleared his throat, and said with a full stomach: "Everyone, don't look for it anymore, the holy monks and apprentices are all living Buddhas in the present world, and they will soar through the clouds and mist, and they will become invisible. ”
When the people heard this, they looked at each other and were stunned for a long time, before they hesitated and said: "Although Your Majesty is reasonable, but the elders are seeking the true scriptures, after all, they are going to the western road, and at this time, it is possible or not? If I run away like this and do not chase after me, it will eventually seem that my Zhu Zi people have misbehaved and have lost courtesy." ”
As soon as the words came out, Rao is a cultivated and virtuous king like His Majesty the King couldn't help but be furious, his hair was all open, and he scolded and scolded: "Damn, isn't it because you are so aggressive, and you frighten the holy monks and elders of other people? The quality of the people is so that even the widows feel blushing and ashamed, the so-called public opinion is raging and difficult to govern, it is probably like this, if you want to chase you, the widows can't erase this old face, and then meet the elders, what do you say, replic them for not running away like this, or apologize to the holy monks and elders for your stubborn people?"
The people were all ashamed when they heard such a number, but they felt that this time they were able to pay tribute to the honor of the Tang Dynasty monks and apprentices, and they had seen such a good spell, and they had earned enough money for the five cents to watch the ceremony, and they had the intention to catch up with the holy monks and apprentices, and there were no good horses around, so I was afraid that they would not be able to catch up, and as Your Majesty said, they caught up with the elders, and they were embarrassed by each other. After the people figured out this verse, they left behind their shame, and they were relieved, and they went home happily, and no one thought of chasing the Sanzang army that fled from the table.
However, the master and apprentice of Sanzang did not know the reason, since they had escaped and regained their freedom, they were naturally afraid that the people of Zhu Ziguo would come later, fall into the net again, and be entangled, and at that moment they were like a tiger out of the cage, and fled westward in a panic, and did not stop, until they had been in a hurry for half a day, about a hundred miles away, and felt that they had arrived at the border of Zhu Ziguo, and no one could catch up with their pace, so they stopped, and fell on the green grass at the foot of a small hill, feeling sweaty on their backs, their bodies were weak, and they could no longer get up.
After a while, a group of people felt sleepy, and they wanted to fall asleep, but only the beautiful woman Wen Tianshu was holding her belly, bending her waist, laughing there non-stop, and couldn't stop at all.
Bajie was disturbed and couldn't sleep, and complained with a look of indignation: "Tianshu, are you scared of the demon barrier, laughing there non-stop, poor old pig ran straight away for most of the day, tired and exhausted, weak, and not even in the mood to eat hot food, but you are good, and you still come to disturb my sleep, which is unreasonable." ”
Tianshu laughed even more when he heard this, the flowers and branches trembled, and he gasped for a long time, before he soothed a little and said: "Second Senior Brother, don't complain about me, I think our line of work is really ridiculous, helping others to destroy the demons, and the security of the society, and not doing any evil things that Qianfu pointed out, why did the banquet be held well, but he had to escape from the table, panicking like a lost dog, which really made people laugh." ”
Bajie sighed when he heard this, and said with empathy: "Listening to you say this, it's really a little ridiculous, but everything in the world has to grasp the scale, one more point is not good, one less point is not good, we did not do something evil and were killed by others, but we want to be killed alive by tens of thousands of people, how can we not escape?"
Ya Shi nodded, took a few heavy breaths, and said very happily: "I don't care, I have been bound in the hedgehog cave for many years and cannot be free, if I stay in the palace surrounded by four walls, I will have to suffocate to death." However, this escape is really embarrassing, I have only seen it in my life, but it is also very fresh and exciting, it seems that I joined the Sanzang Army this time can be said to be the right choice, I have to live a few years of unrestrained, free and cheerful life. ”
Bajie groaned unconsciously, and said unusually painfully: "Damn, my old pig was carrying Tianshu on his back, and he almost died of exhaustion on the road, but you still said that it was fresh and exciting, this heart is really big." However, if you are trapped in that city as the king, even if you live a comfortable and comfortable life, food and clothing are worry-free, you are always like a caged bird, not happy, I am willing to accompany the master to the west, on the road to see feng shui, fight monsters and upgrades, and kill time, that is in line with the heart of our monks. ”
Wukong sneered when he heard this, and laughed: "Ya vulgar, don't listen to this idiot's nonsense, if he really had such a mind, he would not have entered the Gao family back then, married Gao Cuilan, and had that period of romance." ”
Seeing that the monkey exposed his old bottom in front of the elegant vulgar, the old pig suddenly panicked, jumped up, jumped to his feet and scolded: "This stinky monkey, how can you say it or not, but when it comes to this matter, my sin karma has not been eliminated, and my life should be like this, but I have changed it this morning, and I regard women as red faces and bad water, pink skeletons, and I will not do such things anymore." ”
Seeing that he was in a hurry, the monkey only smiled slightly, clenched his fists, and said mysteriously: "I'm sorry, I'm also in a hurry to talk about this, but even if you say so, you need to be consistent with what you say." How do I think recently since the daughter of the country, your lust has converged a lot, there is a way is that the moon is profitable, and the catastrophe is inevitable, I saw your Yin Tang shining, with peach blossoms on your face, there is always such a feeling in the dark, I think you go this time, I am afraid that you will not see the lust and give birth to some disasters. ”
The old pig rolled his eyes when he heard this, and scolded: "Plagued stinky monkey, you don't know what lies ahead, so you infer that my old pig will see the color and give birth to some trouble?
"I said that you monkey has always been naughty, God and God, and I haven't heard that you have the ability to look at faces, are you too idle these days, how can you be in the mood to study the face of my old pig? ”
"If you want me to say, look at your monkey Yintang's black and gray face, I think I haven't been pressed by the mountain for many years, and this time I go forward, I'm afraid that I will eat people again, so I will press you for thousands and hundreds of years and can't turn over, so I hate it. ”
When the monkey heard this, he was also anxious, turned over and jumped up, his eyes were red, and he spat on the ground: "Damn, this crow's mouth, in front of the little junior brother, how can you use this old thing to squeeze me?" ”
Seeing the two of you, for tat, leaning over each other, Ya and vulgar were stunned, and turned around and asked Tianshu: "Senior sister, do the two of them usually seem to tear each other down like this, but it's really interesting." It turns out that the senior brother has eaten the pressure of other people's mountains before, and the second senior brother has also recruited a son-in-law in the Gao family, they are all the same people with stories. ”
Tianshu shrugged his shoulders and sighed: "Yes, one of the two of them is a monkey and the other is a pig, and they may be in conflict with each other, so they do always fight, but maybe it's because they've been too idle recently, it's really not a big deal." If you want to know the past of the two of them, just wait for them to talk about it in their own words, and I don't dare to talk too much and annoy them. ”
"Okay, okay, if you have time to fight, it's better to open the Linglong Pavilion and drag the master and Ao Bai in, after all, they are all tired people in a hurry, it is the late autumn solar term, the weather is getting cooler, if you lie naked on the grass all night, you have to get a cold. ”
Wukong woke up a few times, quickly got up and released the exquisite pavilion, and carefully put the sleeping Ao Bai and the master into it. After turning around, several people looked at each other, at a loss, although the exquisite pavilion is large, the rooms are numerous, and now they are all full of people, and then an elegant vulgar comes in, I don't know how to place.
In the end, the monkey's eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers leisurely and said: "It's okay, the living room where we play mahjong is very spacious, and it's empty, so move the table and pull a curtain to separate the living room, which is more than enough to accommodate the elegant and vulgar." Anyway, when we play mahjong, we assign one person to guide the elegant and vulgar to practice martial arts, and then call him to sleep at the end, which does not conflict with each other, which is very convenient. ”
Several people thought that this method was very wonderful, so they had to cheer up again, clean up the living room inside and out, and place the elegance and vulgarity, so that they dragged their tired bodies and went to bed to sleep, and naturally had a good night's sleep without much impact.
Yesterday, after a long day of exhaustion, and no one came to disturb them, the master and apprentice slept soundly until three o'clock in the morning, before they woke up, ate breakfast, and energetically carried their luggage to the Western Avenue.