Chapter 148: Rong Becomes a Show Girl
Along the way, Ya Shi couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, chased after the monkey and asked: "Senior brother, when you were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you really gambled with the Buddha and used all the means of your body, but you couldn't turn out the palm of his hand?
This is the monkey's privacy, and it is a painful lesson of failure, violating his taboo, I don't want to say, but the master is on the side, not good to attack, and was entangled tightly, the monkey had to sigh, very impatiently waved his hand and said: "Mother, what can be done, anyway, the Buddha's magic power is strong, so that my grandson used all the solutions, but he couldn't get out of his palm, so he had to obediently eat his mountain pressure, I also thought about this for hundreds of years, and I couldn't figure it out, and I was depressed." ”
Hearing his unusually rare confession, Tianshu, who was silently hurrying on the side, laughed and said with an unfathomable expression: " Senior brother, you are really smart and confused for a while, it is a very simple technique of moving mountains and seas and shrinking the land, but the level is higher, covering all parts of the Three Realms, no matter how you move around, as long as this body is still in the Three Realms, it will fall into his hands, this gambling game, is just a trap set by the Buddha in advance, no matter what, he wins, I think that the senior brother is wise and wise, maybe he didn't know this in advance, and he may also be on his way, after thinking about it, it may not be impossible to figure it out. ”
Ya Shi was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said with a shocked expression: "Strange, the technique of moving mountains and seas and shrinking the earth, so that the entire Three Realms fall into his hands, there is really such a spell between heaven and earth, is there no way to crack it?"
Tianshu shrugged his shoulders and pouted: "The Buddha's mana is so high that it is naturally difficult to look up, but I think that since the entire Three Realms are wrapped in his entire palm, maybe beyond the Three Realms, may not be able to escape his restraints." ”
As soon as the words came out, Sha Wujing couldn't help but be in awe, and his voice trembled: "Damn, beyond the Three Realms, what is that?"
Bajie sneered when he heard this, and said with disdain: "Wujing, you idiot should really be an official in the heavenly court, and you don't even know what is outside the Three Realms, our Three Realms are four continents, trillions of living beings, down to the eighteenth layer of hell in the Netherworld, and up to the thirty-three Doushi Heavens, if you want to transcend the Three Realms, unless you break the dome of the thirty-three heavens, you can enter the realm of the void, not in this net." ”
"However, if the dome is broken, there will be a surge of Heavenly Fire from the Void, scorching his body, and then a thunderstorm will rain down to punish ignorance for offending the power of heaven and killing sentient beings. In the era when Nuwa mends the sky, no one has the magic power and courage to dare to offend the heavens, break through the sky, and do this thing that harms and does no benefit, and with the monkey's combat power, it is absolutely impossible to do it, so the Buddha has been invincible when he played this gambling game, and all he had to do was to tempt the monkey with sweet words and play this gambling game with him. ”
"It's a pity that this monkey is arrogant and arrogant, and he really believes in the words of the Buddha, and he played this gambling game with him, but he couldn't get out of the palm of the Buddha, and he took advantage of the situation to be pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain for hundreds of years, isn't it that he is to blame and retribution?"
Hearing this, Ya Shi fell into silence, and after thinking for a long time, he said weakly: "But I always feel that the Buddha is far away in the Western Holy Realm, and he was summoned by the Jade Emperor to use his magic power to subdue the senior brother, and he should not know the reason before, but judging from his actions, it is obviously based on the will of the senior brother's temper and mana, so that he can so easily make money and deceive the senior brother, and decide the whole thing with one move, isn't it strange?"
Bajie didn't care when he heard it, and waved his hand leisurely and said: "What do you say, but what's so strange about this, the Buddha and his old man have vast magical powers, sensing the Three Realms, naturally he knows everything, he knows everything, he knows everything, and the origin of the temperament of the little monkey is really a finger and knows the outline, so he can use his own strengths to attack his shortcomings, and he is invincible." ”
"But it's also a loss to this arrogant, empty-eyed, lawless frizzy monkey, not deep into the world, even easy to deceive, if it is replaced by my old pig honest and honest, good at the world, even if the Buddha is boundless, and how can I use this method to capture me, so that the name of a lifetime into the water, laughing and generous. ”
The monkey obviously couldn't stand his cynicism, and his face was red with shame, and he was ashamed of himself, so he immediately pulled out the iron rod, flipped up to the clouds, jumped like thunder, and shouted: " Mother, my grandson has always thought that the mana is boundless and unfathomable, so he can't get out of his palm, turn me over and press me down the mountain, listen to your words, it turns out that I am using this kind of trickery to deceive me, and I win by tricks, and I can't be true at all, even so, my grandson will rush to the west in the clouds, ask him to ask and humiliate him, and vent the shame and shame in my heart for a hundred years. ”
Seeing that he was really angry, and he was about to rush to the west, Tang Sanzang sneered, and said with great disdain: "This stinky monkey, you should save it, back then, you and the Buddha were far above the nine heavens and clouds, acting deep and secret, what the truth is, only you and a few people around the Buddha know, we are just guessing each other, in case the Buddha has such a mana that encompasses heaven and earth, you have no way to confirm, and it is not easy to overturn the case." After all, the gambling contract came from his mouth and was personally agreed by you, although there may be tricks, but since the judgment is that you lost, the mountain was suppressed, and the humiliation was suffered, you should admit it, is it possible that you can really find witnesses, and find the Buddha to confront and overturn the case?"
"Take 10,000 steps back, even if the Buddha is a trick to win, he must also have the mana to suppress you in his body, so he can only be able to, do you think that he couldn't beat him at the beginning, and he came out under the mountain for hundreds of years, so he went to the West like this, and he could beat him, or don't be delusional, so he took the cloud step, and saved himself to see the Buddha in the Western Holy Realm, but he couldn't argue with him, and he humiliated himself in vain, and then he was ridiculed by others. ”
"Besides, the Buddha and his old man have treated you well, like you are guilty of making trouble, making trouble against heaven and earth, If it is detrimental to the prestige of the heavenly court, at least it will have to be a robbery of the family and extermination, and the punishment of a thousand knives, the Buddha only pressed you under the Wuzhi Mountain for hundreds of years, and did not hurt your life, which is already considered a light hairfall, and now it is even more instructive for you to protect the teacher to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and after success, he will rank in the Buddha realm, and achieve positive results, which can be described as a combination of blue eyes, and he is very cared for, how can you still be so resentful, obsessed, and not realize it, will it not greatly disappoint his hospitality?"
How did the monkey not know that the Buddha's magic power was boundless, he was far from his opponent, but he was forced by everyone to be anxious, and he couldn't tolerate his unsympathetic attitude, clamoring to go to the Great Leiyin Temple to find the Buddha's theory, in fact, he was reluctant to leave in his heart. Elegant and vulgar, you know the secret affairs of my grandson, Bajie flirted with Chang'e of the Moon Palace back then, and the matter of pretending to change the matter of Gao Laozhuang marrying a wife is also very interesting and fragrant, so you must listen to it. ”
Hearing this, Ya Vulgar's eyes lit up with excitement, and he immediately turned to Bajie, trying his best to climb and entangle, and said with a flattering face: "Oh, I can't see the second senior brother's face, and such a fragrant past, but I can't help but listen, I said second senior brother, don't go, such a past thing, even the senior brother has talked about it, why do you have to hide it, or reluctantly, tell us about it." ”
The old pig was pulled by his robe and couldn't get out, so he had to grit his teeth and said angrily: "Don't shout, my old pig is because of teasing Chang'e, the criminal Tiantiao, was demoted to the wrong pig fetus, and changed into such an appearance. Oops, these are old things, absolute privacy of individuals, and there is nothing to say about it to shame the dead alive. ”
"If you want to hear it, I can tell you about my experience when I was the official Marshal Tianpeng and guarded Tianhe, it is also very interesting, what, this is not exciting enough, well, why don't I tell you how Lao Sha broke the Jade Emperor's beloved glass cup, was demoted to the mortal, and was pierced by the flying sword of Zhang Yuheng, a star of Lian Zhenxing, after all, he has been an official in the same dynasty for so many years, and his secret old pig also knows very well. ”
"Oh, Lao Sha, don't kick me, I'm not forced to be in a hurry, I have nothing to do, so I have to tell your story to this kid, what, I'm not kind to you, and I'm going to tell him about my old pig, don't, this kind of trouble, how can I talk about this hairy boy who has never done anything in the world? Ah, you hate me for shaking off your affairs to the elegant vulgar, you must talk about it, that's it, my old pig admitted, you are so clumsy, maybe add fuel and vinegar, what does this marshal look like, or my old pig is reluctant to make it difficult, let's talk about it myself. ”
Seeing a few people laughing and playing, you pushed me and made a mess, Tang Sanzang shook his head, and sighed faintly: "It seems that the days of Ya Vulgar trembling in the Pig Cave have passed too long, and his temperament is too depressed, and now he is out of the cage, regaining his freedom, feeling comfortable, and his true temperament is beginning to be revealed, this is a good thing, but like a chatterbox, he only knows how to pester people to ask about some secret things all day long, and after a long time, he may not be annoying to everyone, and he needs to find a way to persuade him to correct this shortcoming." ”
Tianshu beside him shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Master rest assured, I have already thought of countermeasures, and he will be obedient to Guan Baozhi, so that he has no time to worry about side affairs, and it is annoying to ask questions, you don't have to ask in detail, and wait for me to sell it, and the effect will be seen by then." ”