Chapter 533: Men are silent when they smell it, and women cry when they smell it......

Lu Li didn't know what method those guards would use to remove the disgusting stench inside and outside the Demon Hummer, to be exact, he didn't have the energy to think about it, and he just wanted to clean up the smell on his body quickly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Because as time passed, the stench not only continued to destroy the nasal passages, but also made the throat and respiratory tract begin to swell and pain, and the eyes became sore and swollen, which made people want to die.

What's even more terrifying is that it also seems to have some kind of strange effect on the nerves.

Lu Li even felt that the smell on his body was no longer a simple sense of smell, it seemed to have mass, temperature, viscosity and decibels, and it felt like two hundred black people who had not taken a bath for ten years gathered together, sitting on burnt rubber tires, and pulling constipated old......

It is absolutely appropriate to describe it as a human tragedy!

When a group of people crossed the street, it could really be said that all evils were invincible and the gods retreated!

Men are silent when they smell it, women cry when they smell it, and children cry when they smell it......

At this moment, Lu Li knew that there was a smell in the world that could have its own avoidance aura and BGM!

Under the gaze of countless onlookers, who were curious, disgusted, or laughing, he finally arrived at an inn called Traveler's Friend.

As soon as I pushed open the door, before I could step in, the guests in the hall on the first floor who were eating, drinking, and bragging exploded instantly.

"Oh—oh my God! what a familiar smell! let's see which poor friend has been attacked by a toucan?" shouted an uncle with a beard, between fifty and sixty years of age, standing up.

"Hahahaha! I'm willing to bet on fifty silver horns, they must be outsiders from afar, otherwise the locals will definitely climb the trees as soon as they encounter toucans, instead of fighting them. Another old man also stood up and teased with a smile.

"Aunt Agatha, come out quickly, I think they need a good herbal bath!" the young waitress called to the hostess, covering her nose.

In the blink of an eye, a chubby aunt ran out of the back kitchen and beckoned to Lu Li and the others: "Don't talk! Don't touch anything! Give me five silver coins each! Then speed to the second floor and turn right to the first room and wait! I'll help you prepare bath water immediately!"

"Alas......"

Looking at the scene of people scattering and fleeing around him, Lu Li sighed helplessly, took out a few silver dragons and threw them to the other party, and then went down the stairs to a room full of huge wooden barrels.

Under the influence of the strong smell, everyone did not care about the difference between men and women, and jumped into one of the wooden barrels to strip themselves clean, and about seven or eight minutes later, the fat aunt came in with her hired staff, warmed everyone up, and sprinkled dark red powder in it.

After these things with a hint of green bitterness fused with warm water, they immediately began to produce bubbles, like boiling magma, and in just about thirty seconds, the stench on the body was greatly reduced.

"Oh my God, I feel like I'm alive again......" Crete muttered to himself with a look of lovelessness.

"I feel like I've been reborn!" Diodorus raised his hands in excitement.

When Meow Lori heard this, she quickly peeked her head out of the water and nodded desperately: "Meow! That's right! Lily would rather fight with the dragon than meet any more big birds that can fart in stink!"

Seeing that everyone was condemning the toucan, Aunt Agatha smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, the range of toucans is only limited to the south, and the town is not their territory. Also, remember to throw your stinking clothes, pants, boots, and socks into the basin and change into linen pants and slippers, and I'll have someone wash them for you. If you're in the mood for a glass of wine, a bite to eat, or a message after a shower, head to the lobby on the first floor, where the town's fruit wine and game are pretty good and guaranteed to whet your appetite. ”

"Thanks, but I don't think we'll have much to eat tonight. Lu Li smiled bitterly and shrugged his shoulders.

Not to mention eating, his stomach still churned when he thought back to what happened not long ago.

"Hehe, okay, then you wash slowly. The fat aunt couldn't help but smile and quickly turned around and left the room.

Hearing the room slam shut, Lu Li lay down in the wooden barrel and muttered in a voice that only he could hear: "It's really unlucky, I encountered such a bad situation on the first day of travel, I hope there won't be similar accidents in the future......"

In order to completely eradicate the smell of their bodies, everyone soaked for an hour until every inch of skin on their bodies was reddened, and finally wiped off the water droplets, put on simple gray linen clothes, and walked down the stairs refreshed.

As soon as they appeared in the hall, the bearded uncle suddenly stood up and shouted, "Everyone! Brave warriors have appeared! Let's toast to their fearless spirit!"

"Oooo

"Hahahaha! Well said! It's definitely worth a drink!"

"May they never encounter a toucan again!"

......

All of a sudden, every guest present raised their glasses, shouted a toast, and drank all the wine in the glass in one go, and the atmosphere was simply lively.

"A bunch of schadenfreude bastards!" Crete laughed and walked straight to the bar, pulling out a silver dragon still on the table, "Bring us some of the best fruit wine!"

"Hey, don't be angry, they don't mean anything. The bartender smiled and took out the wooden cup and poured in the orange-red viscous liquid.

Crete didn't say a word, took it up and drank it all, his pale face finally regained a little blood, and casually pushed another glass of wine in front of Lu Li: "My friend, drink it, you will feel better after drinking it." ”

"Yes, drink, it's better to get drunk. Only a delicious fruit wine can make you forget everything. Uncle Bearded opened his mouth and encouraged.

Lu Li glanced at the inferior wine in the cup that did not filter out impurities at all, and simply turned his heart sideways and poured it down.

Moment!

The sweet, sour and bitter taste echoes in the mouth, coupled with the unbearable smell of alcohol, it is like the scene of a car accident, and it is extremely unpleasant!

But the funny thing is that this unpleasant smell does dispel the nausea, and the whole person is instantly a lot more relaxed.

Seeing that their captains had drunk them, the rest of the team members followed without hesitation, and even the dwarves who had recently been nourished by the high-quality wine on the earth had lost their appetite for several glasses in a row.

Perhaps it was the effect of alcohol, or perhaps it was the lively atmosphere in the hall, and it didn't take long for everyone to start chatting with the merchants, travelers, and mercenaries who came and went around them, and told each other interesting stories about what they had experienced......