Chapter 532: This is a chapter with a "taste".
"Vomit...... Oh my God, I feel like we've fallen into a dung pit! No! it stinks worse than falling into a! I can't help but want to cut my nose off!" Grill grumbled his teeth as he rolled from his seat onto the grass, spitting dark green bile. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"That's right, man! I'm beginning to regret why I ate at noon...... Apollonius echoed palely.
His mind was obviously not very clear at the moment, and his eyes were a little muddy, as if he was in a trance because of the terrible stench.
Of course, compared to someone who was drenched in an unknown liquid, most of the people in the car were lucky, at least in terms of the "rich" taste, barely within the limit of tolerance, and they were almost used to vomiting for a while.
But Lu Li was not so lucky, the stench emitted from his whole body was not at all unbearable for humans, even if he took off his clothes and rinsed it repeatedly with a large vat of mineral water, there was no sign of dissipation.
In desperation, he had no choice but to change into a T-shirt and shorts, pull up Crete's collar, and ask viciously, "Damn it, tell me, what the fuck is this?"
The latter vomited with a sallow face and replied listlessly: "Don't waste your efforts, ordinary methods can't wash off the smell." Those gas-liquid mixtures just now are the most terrifying attacks of toucans, they use their feces and sweat glands to mix together and store them near ** to ferment, if they encounter an enemy stronger than themselves, they will be released immediately, now you know why I say they are difficult, right?"
"Bastard, you know if you said it sooner, think of a way! I don't want to live with a stench!" Lu Li felt that he was about to go crazy, and pinched the other party's neck and shook it vigorously.
He finally understood now why the toucan youth looked constipated when he mentioned it, it turned out that the terrible thing about these guys was not their size and combat effectiveness, but their biological and chemical weapon attacks!
To put it simply, it's an enlarged version of a super skunk and a weasel!
You must know that the terrible thing about these two kinds of animals that can fart is that once they are sprayed by a terrifying fart, the sourness is only deeply experienced by those who have experienced it.
Unless they are hungry, even carnivores such as tigers, bears, and leopards do not dare to provoke them easily, otherwise no matter where they go within half a month, there will be a pungent smell on their bodies.
Maybe omnivorous bears are better to say, it's a big deal to eat a vegetarian diet for a few days, but if they are pure carnivores, I am afraid that they may starve to death because they can't catch their prey.
After all, most cats rely on lurking sneak attacks to hunt for food, and once they emit a foul smell, they can be found even if they are a few hundred meters away, let alone sneak attack and ambush.
"Calm down, my friend, as far as I know, the people of the town seem to have invented an herb that drives away the smell, and if we are lucky enough, we should be able to buy some to get rid of the embarrassment right now. Crete hurriedly smiled and comforted.
"You'd better pray that the herbs aren't out of stock, or I promise it will be your greatest misfortune!" Lu Li angrily threatened, then turned around and got into the cab, shouting at his teammates: "Guys, don't throw up! Get in the car for me! Let's go to town and clean up this damn smell!"
"Meow meow meow...... Uncle, knock me out with a stick, I feel like I'm going to die. Meow Lori begged pitifully.
The terrible stench completely destroyed her keen sense of smell and taste, and even her vision was a little blurred, and the ears of the two furry beasts drooped before she managed to climb back into the car.
"Alas, if I endure it for a few more minutes, I can't stand it anymore, so I rinse my head with cold water. As he spoke, Lu Li rubbed the girl's head, handed over a large bottle of two-liter mineral water by the way, followed by quickly stepped on the accelerator, and soon came to the entrance of the town.
The four guards standing at the doorway felt the oncoming stench and covered their noses and stepped back, and the leader of them shouted at great speed: "Stop! Stop! Don't go any further! The gods are above! You have been attacked by toucans?"
Lu Li poked his head out and laughed at himself in a half-joking tone: "Do you still need to ask?
The guard, dressed in leather armor and armed with a bronze dagger and shield, immediately shook his head: "No! Of course not! The smell is quite strong! I swear that in the last half year, you are definitely the most flavorful travelers. Now get out of this strange metal cart, and I'll take you to Aunt Agatha's inn for a herbal bath and get rid of the stench. Don't worry about what's on the bus, we'll take care of it, you won't lose anything, and for an extra fifteen credits, we'll help clean it up. ”
"Here's fifteen silver coins, please clean up all the stench of the car. Lu Li didn't think about it, he directly took out the money from the magic backpack and threw it to the other party, then turned around and said to the only Kundal panther who survived: "Big cat, please help take care of the things in the car, no problem?"
"Roar!"
The panther shook its huge head and let out a low roar, knowing without asking, it agreed.
"Wow, the silver dragon of Kempera City?" the guard's eyes lit up slightly.
"What's the problem? Didn't you ask for fifteen silver coins?" Lu Li asked with some confusion.
The silver coin he was referring to was a small triangular silver coin minted in Deep Lake City two hundred kilometers away from here, also known as the Silver Horn, and normally one silver dragon could be exchanged for nine Silver Horns. Crete reminded in a whisper.
"I see, that's ......," Lu Li's face instantly showed a look of sudden realization.
Clearly, he made the common-sense mistake of believing that there was only one precious metal currency in another world.
On the contrary, due to the extremely underdeveloped transportation, the economic situation of the entire continent is still in a very closed state, and it is impossible to have a unified currency, and almost every relatively closed economic region will have one or two strong countries or city-states issuing their own currency, so the number of currencies is estimated to be hundreds of kinds.
The guard returned all the money, and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile: "Hehe, he's right, the face value of the silver dragon is much larger, and it's not too late for you to wait until the inn exchanges some silver horns to pay for the car wash." ”
Lu Li didn't pick up the silver coin handed over by the other party, but waved his hand directly: "No, no need, the extra part should be regarded as if I invited you to drink." Remember to wash it cleanly, I don't want it to smell like it smells like it's done. ”
"Don't worry! I swear by my honor! I will make this strange iron cart clear until it smells!" the guard, who had made a small fortune for no reason, patted his chest and assured loudly......