Chapter 52: Half-Life 1
"How are you" The little medicine boy looked stunned, and wanted to slip away but was caught by Tao Xiaozhi.
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Today's children, it's really bad, how can I not keep a hand?
The little medicine boy hurriedly took out a small green bottle and pretended to be pitiful: "You must not fight......"
Tao Xiaozhi sniffed the medicine bottle, returned it to him, and said with a smile: "You drink first!"
"This is really an antidote, I didn't lie to you!" The little medicine boy struggled, where could he escape from Tao Xiaozhi's palm!
"It's an antidote, why don't you dare to drink it" Saying that, Tao Xiaozhi wanted to pour him hard!
Where does the little medicine boy dare to speak, and he closes the door!
"You still said that you didn't deceive anyone!" Tao Xiaozhi smiled, "Play tricks with me, you are still tender, after all, your uncle and I came from a child, how can this trick deceive me! Hurry up and get the antidote, otherwise." β
"He didn't lie to you!" came a laugh from the backyard, and a shadow hobbled in, followed by several small successive coughs.
In was an old man, with the head of a peony, dotted with verdant green leaves, and a cane on the pillar, which turned out to be the soul of a flower man and a medicine man! His appearance was as mentioned before, but the difference was that his foot was already lame, and he was replaced by a rotten wood, and he was actually a disabled person! Moreover, his face and flower were almost pale, as if he was sick.
Soul Breaking smiled and said, "Little bamboo shoots didn't lie to you, that's the real antidote." It's just that the antidote is also poison, so he doesn't dare to drink it. Then he had another series of slight coughs, almost knocking off the petals on his head!
The little bamboo shoot broke free and hurriedly helped the soul to sit down: "Master, are you okay? Do you want me to take you to see the doctor?"
"Silly little ghost, I'm not just a doctor" Soul Twist knocked on his head and smiled, "Your head is really getting louder and louder!"
The doctor can't cure his own illness, what a terrible medical skill!
The little bamboo shoot pouted and said angrily: "It's all the result of your knockout!"
The little bamboo shoot is in front of the broken soul, and it can be regarded as returning to the essence of a child, is it possible that others are very small in his eyes?
Tao Xiaozhi didn't care about this, let's wake up those numb people first. After everyone drank the antidote, they all gradually woke up, but they couldn't extinguish the fire in their hearts! But wouldn't it be more naΓ―ve to lose their temper with a child? Therefore, they had to give up the idea of revenge, and just dry up!
"I really offended a lot just now, the old man apologized to you, please don't be surprised. β
Seeing her cough in one breath, half of the anger was extinguished, and it was just a sigh.
Shaking his chin and laughing: "It's okay, children like to play pranks, it's not weird!"
The soul broke and shouted: "Little bamboo shoots, don't you hurry up and pour tea for you to apologize!"
Amu sneered: "I don't want to be numb for the second time......"
The little bamboo shoot let out a fart in front of everyone, made a grimace and patted it, and ran to the backyard with a smoke.
This can hurt the soul and have to compensate everyone, nagging, no different from other old men.
This is strange, how can the "strange old man" among the old dragons be like this? Although they do not understand him, from his words and deeds, they still feel that he is not very "different." Is this just prejudice? He is clearly an ordinary old man, if he is not counted as a flower man.
"I'm not a weirdo, don't be afraid~" Soul Soul smiled kindly, "Fold, oh, rumors from outsiders in the city! Because I live in a remote place and like to live alone, they have little contact with me, which is easy to cause misunderstandings." β
"I'm much more relieved," the bucket laughed, and his stomach rang again.
Amu said: "It's not you who was injured, you are blind!"
The iron bucket said: "Hunger is also a disease. β
Soul Breaking smiled: "The second room on the left side of the front is the kitchen, which has some early fruits or something, which can cure your 'disease', but it doesn't hurt to eat." β
The iron bucket thanked him and walked away.
After being silent for a while, Soul Twister smiled, "You're here to heal, right?"
Amu smiled: "Is it here to drink poisonous tea?"
"Yes, yes, yes. Soul Breaker touched the petals on his head and smiled weirdly, "You can go~"
Can you go? Is it because of Amu's words?
Amu got up and said angrily: "It's this broken peony medicine, I can't even cure my own illness, do you still want our lives to be ruined in your hands, if you don't leave, I will burn this house!"
The wrath of the orangutan can set the prairie on fire, let alone this little grass hut! But the soul is still laughing, as if listening to a bad joke!
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "We won't leave unless we get a good explanation!"
"Very good, very good. "First, you don't have a lot of stones, and second, I don't want to heal you. β
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "I heard that the strange flower shower can cure the poor without charging a penny, why is it so difficult?"
"There is no free medical treatment in the world, especially in the industry that dominates other people's lives, how can there be a reason not to charge money!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "What if we die and don't leave?"
Soul Fracture said: "Then I can only close the door and let the dog go~"
Amu said angrily: "Just like you, you can't even pinch an ant, and you still want to ......"
As he spoke, he was about to hit him, but he shook his chin and waited for someone to stop him.
Tao Xiaozhi arched his hand and said: "Okay, excuse me, I'll say goodbye!"
As he spoke, he dragged Amu out.
"Wait!" Soul Breaker laughed, "Don't you think it's a pity to go home empty-handed?"
Amu said: "Of course, it's a pity, the most regrettable thing is that there is no fire that burns down the grass house!"
The crowd dragged him all the way away, slammed the door hard, and didn't look back, leaving a person in the house smiling and dark.
Soon, there was a "creak", the door poured in again, and an idiot smiling face reappeared.
"I expected you to come back!" said Soul Breaker, stroking the petals on his head, a smug look on his face.
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Because I haven't taken anyone away yet."
The bucket looks like it's still in the house.
Soul Breaker sighed and said with a smile, "I can heal your wounds, and it's free!"
Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and smiled: "Why is this?"
Soul Breaker smiled: "Because I'm a weird old man!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "What if I refuse to stay?"
Soul Breaking said: "Then I will burn this grass hall with a fire!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Why is this?"
"Because I'm a weird old man."
The two burst out laughing, as if it was really funny!
Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "Then if I don't promise you, isn't it tantamount to murdering for money?"
Soul Breaker said: "If you don't agree, that's a loss on both sides!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Okay, we can only rely on you." β
"But if I want to treat you," Soul Breaker said with a weird smile, "you still have to pass the exam!"
"Exam?" Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said, "Could it be that the eight strands of literature are not successful?"
Soul Breaking said: "Qinqi, calligraphy and painting, you must pass three levels before I am willing to see a doctor for you!"
What kind of strange rule is this, it is clearly making things difficult for people, and only such a strange old man can think of it!
"It's my rule, it's up to you!" said the soulbreaker.
Do they still have a choice? They have nothing to lose if they lose anyway, so why not?
Soul Breaker continued: "If you lose, you have to promise me one thing"
"What's the matter?"
"Let's talk about the results!"
Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and thought.
Then, they discussed it secretly, and it was best to give Tao Xiaozhi the right to speak.
"Okay, we promise you!"
Amu said: "How are you going to play?"