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Soul Breaking said: "The rules are very simple, the strongest person in each project faction competes with me and wins one point." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "But there is another question, there is no referee, who is high and who is low, who has the final say?"

Soul Breaking said: "There is an elder in the chic forest, called Bai Xian Jushi, who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and his wisdom is boundless, let him be the referee, it is the best!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "What about others?"

"Wait a while, he will come to see the doctor - when people are old and have any problems, he has to visit me every day, just like going to the toilet......"

"Who dares to say I'm old, I can't even pull out my fucking hair!"

The sound was like breaking through the door, because the door had indeed been kicked to pieces, and an old man stood on the threshold with an angry face: he was Caucasian, with white clothes and white trousers, and his figure was very burly among the old men. White Blossom's hair and beard were tangled together and scattered around her neck, like a tree in the snowstorm, but still strong and stiff, without the help of crutches. His head is particularly large, his forehead is half bald, and he is high and bulging, and at first glance he is a man full of wisdom and has a high talent for iron-headed skills. Of course, his wrinkles and squinted eyes are equally impressive.

It seems that he should be over 100 years old.

Soul Breaking smiled and said: "Who dares to say that you are old, your old man is really joking~~~"

The White Immortal monk pulled his beard and said angrily: "You peony head, you still say no, who is the 'old man' scolding?!"

The White Immortal Monk jumped over and pulled the petals on the soul's head, causing him to burst into tears, shouting, "You misunderstood, I didn't say you!"

"Who is that, say it quickly!" said the White Immortal Monk angrily, "If you don't say it, I'll peel off your flower head!"

Soul Breaker raised his trembling finger and said, "It's him!"

Tao Xiaozhi was dumbfounded, he really wanted to gnaw off that finger in one bite!

The Bai Xian monk put the condensation still on the chair, jumped over, and almost pasted his face to Tao Xiaozhi, up and down, left and right, front and back, inside and out, and then scratched his head and laughed: "It's well maintained~~"

What?! He really regarded Tao Xiaozhi as an "old man"? Could it be that he was joking? Could it be that he had Alzheimer's disease? In any case, this elder with boundless wisdom and known as the "White Immortal Monk" really spoke amazingly! At least, Tao Xiaozhi was so frightened that he couldn't close his mouth, and there were bursts of aftershocks in his brain!

Soul Breaking smiled: "Don't look at his appearance as a fresh-skinned and yellow-haired boy, in fact, he is a lot older than you~~~"

"Oh?" the White Immortal Monk exclaimed, "Could it be that he has taken some elixir?" After speaking, he also glanced at Tao Xiaozhi.

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "I can stay so young, of course I have my exclusive secret recipe——"

The White Immortal Monk said, "What secret recipe?"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "It's to dig out the hearts of peony people and stew chicken butts, and ten bowls of soup are boiled into one bowl, which is the soup of immortality!"

A trace of murderous aura flashed on the face of the White Immortal Monk, and he whispered in Tao Xiaozhi's ear, "This is true?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's true, Tong Su is not bullied!"

"Don't listen to his nonsense!" said the soulbreaker, "he has Alzheimer's disease!"

The White Immortal Monk was suspicious: "Really?"

Soul Breaking said: "I'm a pharmacist, can't I even see this?"

Bai Xian Jushi patted his head, sighed and said, "This is really strange and pitiful, it makes me Bai happy for a ......."

The soul frayed and said sadly: "Actually, he is quite pitiful~~~"

Bai Xian Jushi said: "People are like this when they are old, they have all kinds of problems, they are not as young and healthy as me!"

"In addition to Alzheimer's disease, he also has a bit of epilepsy~~~" The soul pretended to wipe a few tears, "Sometimes, he also eats the things that the dog pulls out~~"

The White Immortal Monk sighed and said, "I can see it, just look at his idiot smile......"

When everyone heard this, they just blindly snickered and couldn't hold back their laughter, only Amu laughed loudly, tears soared, and then rolled on the ground with his stomach covered!

The White Immortal Monk said to the soul: "Is he a beast trainer?"

Soul Breaker said: "Why do you say that?"

The White Immortal Monk said, "How could there be a chimpanzee rolling behind him?"

Amu couldn't laugh, jumped up, patted his chest and screamed, and said angrily: "Silly old man, who do you say is an orangutan?!"

The White Immortal Monk was startled at first, and then laughed and said, "It's really funny, this chimpanzee can also talk~~~"

Amu was furious and wanted to jump over and hit him, but everyone's six or seven hands could barely hold him!

The White Immortal Monk scratched his head and said, "Could it be that its brain ......?"

"Leave him alone, he'll be jumping and screaming if he doesn't have a banana to eat......"

Bai Xian Jushi said: "It's really difficult to raise pets now, just like the second mother......"

The crowd laughed a few times.

The soul broke the story and told the past, and asked the white immortal monk to hold the bull's ear in his hand and be the referee.

The White Immortal Monk said, "This is not very suitable......

"Of course it's not suitable!" Amu sneered, "If a stupid old man were to be the referee, it would be like a blind man touching an elephant!"

The White Immortal Monk said: "I mean, you guys pick one out of four, this is too ...... It's too much to overpower!"

Amu said: "This is what he asked for, it's about our birds!"

The White Immortal Monk smiled, "I mean you don't have enough power - with your stupid heads, how can you defeat these 2 peony heads!"

Amu said angrily: "Stinky old man, you look down on you too much! Believe it or not......

"It's not that I look down on people," Bai Xian Jushi said, "but I look down on a certain animal, a chimpanzee, who has not yet fully evolved, and has to play some kind of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting with people, which sounds like it makes people laugh off their big teeth......

Amu beat his chest and screamed again, angry to the sky, and then rolled his eyes and fainted to the ground - he was actually stunned alive!

The soul broke the pulse for him, and said with a smile: "It's okay, the anger is attacking, and the temporary fainting can be extinguished with a plate ......of cold water and wake him up."

Saying that, he really wanted to wake up Amu, but Tao Xiaozhi stopped him.

"Let him sleep a little longer, or he'll really burn down this cottage." ”

Bai Xian Jushi said: "I think he thinks of bananas and wants to go crazy......

"No matter what, the game has to start, right?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Don't talk nonsense, start immediately!"

The first set, Jean!

Tao Xiaozhi folded his soul!

Before the competition, of course, you have to go to the competition venue - that is, the study room of the soul! The study, of course, is the most books, of course, the most books are medicine books, but there are also all kinds of poetry and words, it can be said that there are everything, in addition, there are many collections of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, all kinds of musical instruments and tea sets, etc., this is really a "multi-functional study"!

Four pianos are hung on the wall, one is slender black wood, beautifully carved, black silk is the string, one is brown wood, the strings are thick and unrestrained, the other is small and exquisite, the jade is inlaid outside, the steel wire is fine, like hair, and the other is rotten wood, the frame is corroded by wood insects, only two strings, it is a broken piano!

The soul picked off the black piano, wiped a handful of petals on the head, and then a few slender fingers beat on the strings like dancing: the music is crisp and sultry, sometimes joyful like a stream, the birds are funny, fresh and pleasant, the heart is relaxed, and sometimes, the momentum is magnificent, such as the sudden arrival of the earth-shattering waves, as if the grass hall is overturned in an instant, thrilling and exciting, the listener's heart beats like flying, and the air is soaring!

At the end of the song, I still stayed in the sad artistic conception, and I couldn't come back to my senses for a long time, and I forgot to applaud!

"Good, good, good!" Bai Xian Jushi stroked his palm and smiled, "What a song 'Mountains and Rivers, Lovers Depend on Each Other'!"

The crowd came to their senses, applauded, and cheered!

The soul arched his hand and smiled: "Sacrifice ugliness, sacrifice ugliness~~~"

Shaking his chin and hearing the blood dripping from his chin, he exclaimed: "This is simply a divine comedy, it's a wonderful rejuvenation!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Who called him a pharmacist!"

Soul Breaking smiled: "Where, where, it's all lifted by everyone!"

Bai Xian Jushi commented: "This piano is called 'Black Swirl Soul', and it comes out with a song through the hands of the soul, which can simply teach people's souls to dance with it, and it is really a soul-breaking soulmate!"

Tao Xiaozhi looked at the first three pianos for a long time, and then picked the rotten wood broken piano with only two strings!

Did he admit defeat? What music can he play with only two broken strings? Moreover, once the strings are moved, the strings may be broken! What the hell does he want to do?

Everyone was shocked, only the Soul Breaker and the White Immortal Monk sneered on the side, shocked and dismissive.

Soul Breaker said: "Why did you choose a broken piano?"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Because only it can defeat you!"

This kid is too arrogant, and he is not afraid of losing his big teeth when he talks nonsense!