Chapter 143: Gloomy clouds are miserable
Tianshu was a little crying and laughing by the behavior of the two, and hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, I have already checked her body, except for a little slight injury to her body when she was dragged by the big rooster, she was shocked and vomited some blood, and it was no big deal, she just ate the life-sustaining pill I fed, and recovered a little, but I saw the two of you come forward, but I fainted again, I don't know what's going on?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head with a smile and said, "I'm afraid that I heard that she was directly promoted from a small post to the position of the queen, and I couldn't accept it for a while, so I fainted." ”
The left and right prime ministers were embarrassed, and said weakly: "No, Shengni, listening to what the post man said, my lord's majesty was dragged back and forth by the big rooster for a quarter of an hour, and he was slapped by him with two wings, and he was already bleeding and dying, how could he only suffer a slight injury, it's too strange, right?"
Seeing that the two prime ministers questioned their judgment, Wen Tianshu was full of displeasure, only shrugged his shoulders slightly, and said with deep sympathy: "Yes, I am also puzzled by this matter, it stands to reason that with the attack of the big rooster weighing more than 1,000 catties, it is enough for her to bear it in just one moment, how to shoot so much, except for some minor injuries between the heart and lungs, it seems that there is no big problem." It can't be the effect of the life-sustaining pill, this kind of elixir is just used to protect the body and hang the life, and it has no effect of bone healing, why she didn't even have half of the bone broken, it's really a little strange. ”
The left and right prime ministers glanced at each other, prostrate on the ground in fear, and shouted long live: "In this way, my lord His Majesty is indeed the true lord of life, and he is blessed by the gods in the underworld, and can go through great disasters without damaging his body, such a son of heaven has become a great treasure, who dares to say more?"
Bajie and Wujing listened to the words, and couldn't help but be full of disdain, hehe sneered, it seems that things are as Brother Monkey expected, this Yicheng is indeed supported by Liuding Liujia, otherwise after the ravages of the Pleiades chicken, our brothers still can't afford it, just she's a little mortal, how can she still have a life? It's a pity that her loyalty has also been overrewarded, and she actually made her the queen's throne, which is really a good blessing that is smoking in the ancestral tomb and difficult to cultivate for all generations, but those postmen who pretended to faint and did not dare to come forward to save the driver, I am afraid that even their intestines will regret it at this moment.
The prime minister of Zuoban asked the female soldiers to prepare stretchers and carefully carried Her Majesty to the Palace of Nourishing Hearts for placement, but she herself stayed, and asked Vilamba Bodhisattva for instructions: "Bodhisattva, although everything is done here, it still has to be pressed, otherwise the people suddenly heard the news, and thought that it was my left and right prime ministers who took the opportunity to usurp the emperor's country and support the new queen to the throne." This is a stigma for eternity, a great injustice, although we are not good, but we really can't afford it. ”
"It is only when the race from the east arrives, and while the whole country is jubilant, that we can announce to the world that the new Majesty will ascend the throne and that the bad government will be abolished. Alas, those unruly people have always been lawless and mercenary, and if they don't give them some benefits in advance, they really can't mobilize their enthusiasm. ”
Vilamba Bodhisattva couldn't help laughing, nodded and sighed: "In the end, you are still worried that the old body will break its word and gain weight, rest assured, after three days, the old body will ensure that you get the human race." ”
The prime minister of the left and right breathed a sigh of relief, and said vigorously: "Thank you Bodhisattva so much, and please ask the Bodhisattva to linger in my Jinting Pavilion for a few days, and wait for me to receive the human race, and then build a temple for the Bodhisattva and worship it for a long time." Yicheng, this is the first to lead the way, and choose the best room for the Bodhisattva to rest. ”
There is a way for a person to ascend to heaven, this is true, the former post man was promoted to the queen, and the post man who can speak the Tao was also promoted to the post man. It's just that the promotion was too sudden, and Xinyi Cheng was stunned for a long time, and then he reacted, and hurriedly led the way for Vilamba Bodhisattva, and timidly pointed to the white jade scorpion on the Bodhisattva's arm and said: "Well, although this is a change in Her Majesty the previous Queen, the villain is really scared when he looks at it." Bodhisattva, you just let her lie on her arm with such peace of mind, not afraid that she will take the opportunity to stab you, or take advantage of your unpreparedness and run away to another place, and let you find it for another two or three hundred years?"
Vilamba Bodhisattva laughed again when he heard this, shook his head and said, "You do have a heart, but she has already been frightened by the singing of ten thousand chickens, and it will be difficult to recover if she is raised for three or five years." I was afraid that she would escape, so I let her lie on my arm, because I was also born as a chicken, and she was afraid of the Pleiades, but she was not afraid of me, even if she borrowed ten more guts, she didn't dare to move. ”
Yi Cheng was impressed at this time, nodded and said: "But I don't know what the Bodhisattva wants to use, after the villain brought you, he sent it by himself." ”
Vilamba Bodhisattva laughed and said: "The old body has already opened the valley, and there is no need for rice food, but this evil animal is frightened and distracted, and there is no mana in the body, but he can't be hungry, so you will take some clean rice noodles and send them over." ”
Yi Cheng replied and continued: "Oh, what is Bigu, don't you have to eat if you learn it, it's easy to eat." ”
Vilamba Bodhisattva laughed, nodded and said, "Why, you don't want to learn the Tao, and come into the room with the old man, and I will slowly guide you." ”
In this way, the old man and the young man walked out of the courtyard gate with a smile and went to the secluded place to find a room to settle in. The left and right prime ministers silently watched the two leave, and couldn't help but sigh, it was really a talented person from the country, each leading the way for hundreds of years, but I didn't expect that in this small Jinting Pavilion, there was such an amazing character hidden, such a moisturizing and silent patting kung fu, even my two prime ministers were out of reach, it was really a person who could not be seen, and the sea water could not be beaten.
It seems that the beauty and ugliness of a person's appearance really has little to do with her ability to govern, think about those high-ranking officials and nobles in the court, one by one they will only scratch their heads and make gestures, compare their beauty, and when they encounter any serious things, they are all afraid of their heads and tails, and they are in a hurry, how can there be such a shrewd and capable person as Yi Cheng? Perhaps the strategy of the Buddha and his old man is right, in this yin and yang gradually reconciled, In the future society where interpersonal relationships are becoming more and more complex, only truly talented people can touch the same and be able to assist Her Majesty in governing the world more effectively.
The left and right prime ministers thought about it, and it wasn't until Bajie coughed a few times that he came back to his senses, and when he saw that in addition to the two of them in the courtyard, only the Sanzang Legion was left, he couldn't help but look embarrassed, and he smiled and apologized: "The holy monk can't help it, because things have changed too drastically, and it is difficult to sort out, the disciple can't help but be a little distracted." Let's go into the palace, and the royal tailor will tailor it for you, oh, yes, yes, Elder Pig reminded that there are indeed too many things happening today, and it is inevitable that the thoughts are a little chaotic, and we can't keep up with the rhythm, so let's have a banquet first, and wait until we have a full stomach before we can do things. ”
Wukong then remembered Ao Bai, and hurriedly got up and ran to the stable: "Alas, wait a minute, we still have someone who hasn't come, and my grandson will pick him up." ”
The Jinting Pavilion Post is the most high-end post station in the daughter country of Xiliang, the houses are like clouds, covering an extremely wide area, and the stable is a very remote place, and it took several times to arrive. Fortunately, it was Wukong who led Ao Bai to the stable at that time, and he had a good memory, so he saw the direction at the moment and ran all the way.
Wukong's feet are very fast, and he will arrive at the stable in a moment, the daughter country has never been well connected with the outside world, although the Jinting Pavilion Station occupies a huge area, it is really a few people to stay, it is a huge stable, and there are empty mangers as far as the eye can see, only a few horses stand alone, and Ao Bai is mortal, it is really a divine horse, standing out from the crowd, so that the monkey can look at it from afar, where can you see it wrong? It's just that at this moment, the dragon prince's eyes are misty, and his hooves are tapping on the ground, looking thoughtful.
Seeing this, the monkey smiled, and then got up again, shook his body at the moment, and slipped up to the roof, and came to the front in a moment, and a golden monkey hung upside down and suddenly probed in front of Ao Bai.
Ao Bai was thinking about himself, and he was unprepared for Wukong's sudden appearance, which frightened him so much that his soul flew out of the sky, his front hooves fluttered, and he stood up. The dragon prince only felt that his heart was pounding and jumping, and he forced himself to press his mind, and when he fixed his eyes, he saw that it was a monkey, and he couldn't help but be angry, and looked around vigilantly, silently, and then he had the courage to scold: "This stinky monkey who has suffered from the plague, is really not as scary as you, almost didn't scare Lao Tzu out of breath, I said that you are really lacking in virtue, and you scared me for no reason, don't you know that people are scared to death?"
The monkey laughed happily, clapped his hands and said, "You kid thinks so much about it, it's all turned upside down outside, but you still act like no one, and it's too leisurely." ”
Ao Bai laughed when he heard this, and said with a self-deprecating face: "Let them beat their heads and blood, and corpses are everywhere, I am just a little white horse, even if I have the heart, I can't help at all, just take care of myself." ”
Wukong blinked his eyes and said with bad intentions: "Since you only want to be a horse that is ridden, what else is worth your trouble?"
Ao Bai sighed helplessly, hung his head and said: "I'm worried about being a horse, senior brother, you have profound Taoism and many ideas, can you pass on my Yang Shrinking Exercises, then I won't suffer such a great humiliation in the future as I did yesterday." ”
The monkey suddenly realized, shook his head and said: "It turned out that I was so fascinated by this, and my grandson didn't have this need, what to do when I learned that method, this kung fu of shrinking the sun is not a good thing, and after a long time, the words really shrank like a grain of rice, and I can't stretch it out if I want to, but you cry." ”
Ao Bai was anxious when he heard this, and said with a sad face: "Then what can I do, I can't always wander in front of people like this, I usually don't feel it, after the humiliation of my daughter's country, I just woke up, but let me walk in front of people in the future, just thinking about it is ashamed." In order to get out of this embarrassing situation, I thought about it all night last night, but I still had no clue, and I was really sad. ”