Chapter 144: Lustful Heart
The monkey was disdainful when he heard this, and said disdainfully: "Damn, this little is enough for you to worry all night, and it's too useless." Don't worry too much, it's just a horse that is ridden, isn't it normal to be naked? That is, the perverts of the daughter country, who have not seen a man for decades, are so hungry and thirsty that they are so anxious that they don't even let go of a white horse, if it is a woman from other realms, it is not a horse, even if they meet a man from their own family, they have to lower their heads and speak, but how can they be so open, are they not afraid of being poked and scolded by outsiders?"
Ao Bai couldn't help but nod when he heard it, and then sighed and said: "If you say that you are reasonable, then you have to wait until we pass this cannibalistic Xiliang daughter country, and now my net worth and life are not my own." ”
Hearing him say miserable, Sun Wukong laughed and explained: "Okay, don't be so pessimistic, if this was put yesterday, it would make a lot of sense, but today it is very different." Just because there is a Vilamba Bodhisattva from the Western Buddha world, saying that the Buddha set up a curse to dissolve the curse set by the sixth ancestor of the founding of the daughter country, and a heavy fog will fall on the Tongtian River in three days, and a big ship full of human races will land in the daughter country. The whole country of my daughter cheered when she heard this, and she had already put all her attention on this matter, how could she still have the heart to think about your little white horse, if it weren't for this, how could my grandson dare to show his true body and come to you so blatantly?"
Ao Bai's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he sighed repeatedly: "Wonderful, wonderful, then what are we waiting for, why don't we take this opportunity and hurry away?"
The monkey waved his hand again, sighed and said: "No, the left and right prime ministers of the daughter country are very shrewd, for fear that things will change, and they will not be able to explain to the people of the world, so they stumbled over Vilamba Bodhisattva with words, and even detained us with them. ”
Ao Bai was taken aback and scolded: "Damn, this prime minister is really a character, and he is so cautious, he is indeed not idle." In that case, what are you doing when you stay by Master's side, but you come to me?"
The monkey snapped his fingers leisurely, and said with a smile: "You can be regarded as asking the point, my grandson is here for nothing else, but to invite you and us into the palace to measure your body and make winter clothes." ”
Ao Bai laughed when he heard this, and teased: "Senior brother, you haven't slept all night, and you're still talking in your dreams there." It's only July and August, and it's the hottest time, but what winter clothes do you have to make, aren't you taking the wrong medicine and getting a high fever?"
Wukong was not angry when he heard this, but only laughed and scolded: "You kid has been trapped in the stable for a long time, how can you understand the many mysteries of the world? ”
Ao Bai suddenly realized, nodded and said: "This is true, if you don't have winter clothes to warm up, I'm afraid you really won't be able to cross the snowy mountain." But before that, I have to knock them on a big meal to eat, those post guards are really mortals, just say that I am an ordinary mortal horse, specially given some oats and soybeans to eat, but I don't know that I am a dragon in the sea changes, and I was raised by the master to make a mouth, it is really meatless. ”
When the monkey heard this, he laughed again, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why do you kid have a virtue with Bajie, and you are devoted to eating and drinking, and it is good to have oats and soybeans to eat." You guess the three of us have encountered something good in the palace of our daughter's country, and the dishes are indeed good dishes, but the plates and plates are all made of Chaotian pepper as condiments, which can really make people spicy to death. As a result, we didn't eat a few bites of food, but drank the well water first, do you say that people are not angry?"
Ao Bai stuck out his tongue when he heard this, and said with hesitation: "Then I still won't go, our water tribe from all over the world is inherently weak-mouthed, how can you accept such a heavy taste, don't go there and be embarrassed." ”
Wukong waved his hand and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about this, the prime minister was despised by Bajie, and admitted that it was the queen who wanted to embarrass us to make such a plan." This trip back will definitely treat us to a full chicken feast, to ensure that there will be no spicy seeds, you can open your belly, rest assured to eat and drink. ”
Ao Bai was in good spirits at this time, and said with salivation: "Damn, then you don't say it earlier, hurry up and untie the saddle bridle for me, there is such a good thing, how can you miss me?"
When the two of them came to the Jinting Pavilion Station, the people of Sanzang had already packed up and were waiting there. When Prime Minister Zuo Ban saw Ao Bai's handsome face, he couldn't help but be shocked, his face flushed, and he covered his mouth and said, "Oh, what a handsome little elder, why is it so late?"
As early as on the way here, the monkey prepared a set of rhetoric, and at this moment he heard that the words were in the middle of his heart, and he explained with a smile: "The prime minister is too careful, just because my brother knows the prestige of your Xiliang daughter country, and he thinks that he is still handsome and outstanding, and he will not be fooled by the art of change, for fear that when he comes to the city, he will be like a lamb entering a wolf pack, and will be eaten alive, so he has hesitated again and again, and he has dragged on until now, and he begs for forgiveness." ”
The prime minister of the right class looked Ao Baizhou up and down intently, laughed after hearing this, and nodded frequently: "The little elder's concern is not unreasonable, like this kind of appearance, if he entered the city yesterday, he would really be attacked by those foolish people, and the meat would be cut alive and made into hundreds of sachets." ”
Ao Bai couldn't help but shudder when he heard the words, his knees weakened, and he almost didn't kneel on the ground. The prime minister of the right class took advantage of the situation and stepped forward to hold him, and said with a smile: "Little elder, don't panic, these are all in the past and no longer exist." Now that the Bodhisattva Treasure Light has come to my Xiliang daughter country, he is bent on breaking the curse set by the sixth ancestor of the founding of the country, and there is a strict prohibition on us to kill human races, like the demeanor of the little elder, I have not had time to admire, how dare I destroy the heavens and create such a ferocious thing?"
The prime minister of the left class started a little slower, and he was seized by the prime minister of the right class, and he was so depressed in his heart, he only urged angrily: "Okay, okay, everything is ready, just wait for the little elder to arrive and go to the side hall to eat, you don't have to grind there." ”
The prime minister of the right class covered his mouth and smiled, took a lotus step, and led Ao Bai to board the jade chariot, Ao Bai couldn't help himself for a while, so he had to follow her forward, and turned around to cast a look for help from everyone. But at this moment, in the daughter country of Xiliang, looking up to people and snorting, not free, the people of Sanzang are afraid of the power of the prime minister of the right class, so they can only sacrifice Ao Bai for the time being, and look up to the sky one by one, pretending not to know.
Unexpectedly, everyone actually saw death and did not save him, Ao Bai was completely desperate, so he had to stomp his feet angrily in protest, and followed the prime minister of the right class into the jade chariot. The prime minister of Zuoban was helpless, so he only scolded the **** hatefully, and then he also got into a jade chariot and commanded the female officer who carried the sedan chair to follow.
When everyone came to the side hall of the palace, the oval sandalwood table ten meters long was already full of food, or the whole chicken feast with eight big dishes, eight small dishes, and three fruit plates, but without chili peppers as ingredients, it was really fragrant, the taste was pure, and it made people smell the index finger.
Due to the injury and absence of Her Majesty the new Queen, the left and right prime ministers sat on the throne, but arranged Ao Bai in the middle, but it was really bitter for him: the prime minister of the left class failed to take the lead in the previous contest, and lost many opportunities to rub oil, which will stand up first, and regardless of whether others move or not, grab the good ones and send them to Ao Bai's plate, and when he doesn't eat, he also sends it to his mouth very diligently, and eats Ao Bai's mouth full of oil, and he doesn't catch his breath, choking in his throat and rolling his eyes; , poured it into the Ao white wine glass vigorously, but it only took a moment, and then poured a third, Ao Bai wanted to drink a little slower, so he sighed and complained that he only cared about eating vegetables and did not drink the wine she poured. Ao Bai really couldn't, so he had to drink a glass of wine, in order to listen to less complaints, so he drank more than a dozen glasses unconsciously. Although this wine is not very intoxicating, the stamina is very great, until I drink it so that my face is red and my neck is thick, and the Venus in front of me is full of stars, and I feel that if I drink a few more glasses, I will fall to the ground as soon as I bow my head.
It doesn't matter how many Sanzang are left out in the cold, there is a table of good wine and good food to eat and drink, and this unique farce to watch, there is a different taste, when Ao Bai is really embarrassed, he will also say a few words to divert the attention of the prime minister left and right, only Bajie is envious, while trying to eat and drink, he can't help but secretly scold Ao Bai for not understanding the amorous feelings, and I really can't wait to replace him.
After about a quarter of an hour, Ao Bai really couldn't bear it, and his face was red and purple in annoyance, and he was angry, and when he pushed away the chopsticks, put down the wine glass, and stood up with a bang. This came down suddenly, shocking the people at the table, and the side hall immediately became silent, and the needle drop could be heard, and everyone gathered their eyes on Ao Bai, waiting for his next move.
I saw that Ao Bai took advantage of the stunned prime ministers left and right, turned around and picked up the chair, ran to Wen Tianshu and sat down with a cigarette, picked up the chopsticks, picked a red cherry into the fruit plate, and put it in her mouth.