Chapter 140: Singing and Dancing

Wukong sneered and teased: "I'm not worried that you will be electrocuted by Wujing's body, it's just that the thunderbolt halberd has been dripping blood to recognize the master, and the rejection of people other than the owner is extremely strong, and now Wujing is so close to the thunderbolt halberd, if you go to help him, will you be lucky enough to be electrocuted, I dare not guarantee." ”

As soon as the words came out, Bajie was so frightened that he retreated back again and again, jumped to his feet, and scolded and scolded: "The stinky monkey didn't say it earlier, I'm already so close now, if it is electrocuted, wouldn't it be your sin?" But we can't let the two of them not rescue because we are afraid of being electrocuted, we have to think of a way." ”

Ao Bai smiled cheaply, and said with an unfathomable face: "The pig's head will only raise the bar to pick thorns, and there is no idea at the critical moment, if it were me, it would be okay to take a dry thick wood and stab the thunder halberd into the corner of the room according to the old method I said before." Everyone nodded in admiration when they heard this, Ao Bai was very proud, and his vanity was greatly satisfied.

However, a few minutes later, the Dragon Prince Ao Bai held a thick black wood in both hands, trembling his body, crying and mourning, and turned back step by step and said: "Master, senior brother, you are too much, I just came up with an idea, you don't need to let go of the senior brother who can pinch the thunder trick, choose me to stab this thunderbolt halberd, and hide so far away by yourself, don't you knock me alive?" Master, can you not stab me, I'm afraid, my hands and legs are weak, I can't carry wood, I can't walk, okay, let me go, if I am electrocuted, it will be much worse than dying on the battlefield. ”

Seeing that he was extremely rare to show a child's face at this moment, Bajie was relieved of his hatred, hid behind Wukong, and laughed viciously: "Ya, you kid is not very capable, can you come up with ideas, now let you realize your own ideas, why is it difficult for you? ”

Ao Bai was very depressed when he heard this, his face was red, and he said weakly: "That was me before, and now I have been educated by my master many times, am I not making changes? If you are unfortunately killed in this battlefield battle, you can still be admired and admired, if you are electrocuted by this thunder and lightning halberd, you will die in a nest, and the rumors will be laughed at, it is always said that the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace took a piece of wood to stab a thunderbolt halberd, and unfortunately was electrocuted, if such news spreads to the Three Realms, won't my West Sea Dragon Palace be laughed out of the big teeth alive?"

Seeing that he seemed to be true or false, his face was full of sorrow, but Bajie was extremely impatient, waved his hand and urged: "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, as the saying goes, those who are right and wrong are not people, since the idea is yours, and everyone unanimously recommends you to complete this task, then you should be the one to do it, and you will complete this work even if you die." So don't grind there, quickly poke the thunderbolt halberd into the corner, so that we can save Wujing and Yase. ”

Since begging for mercy is useless, Ao Bai is also helpless, so he has to pretend to be generous to death, righteous and awe-inspiring face, carrying the wood trembling forward, Sanzang still thinks he is too slow, so he asked Wukong and Bajie to pull out the golden hoop stick and the nine-tooth nail rake to follow him closely, if it is a little slower, he will come up fiercely, and Ao Bai screams, which also makes this scene look extraordinarily warm and funny.

Seeing that the third prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace, who was dignified himself, was forced to this extent, Ao Bai's blood surged for a while, his brain was hot, he really forgot to be afraid, and stepped forward with a wooden pedal, and stabbed the thunderbolt halberd hard. And the thunderbolt halberd is also just as Wukong said, has reached a contract with the elegant and vulgar blood to recognize the Lord, showing a strong rejection reaction to people who are not its masters, and being stabbed by the wood, it is like being provoked, and it emits electric light out of thin air, so scared that Ao Bai's face is green, if it weren't for Wukong and Bajie, he really wanted to abandon the wood, and ran back with a rolling belt.

Fortunately, the wind, fire, thunder and lightning halberd is really spiritual, and it seems to feel that the wood is stabbing itself, not that people want to use themselves, so it just emits electric light, and does not rain down the thunder with strong power. It wasn't until he dialed the thunderbolt halberd to the corner that Ao Bai suddenly turned around, only to find that his back was already covered with sweat, and the three of them breathed a long sigh of relief at the same time.

Ao Bai suddenly relaxed, calmed down, hoarse voice, and said tiredly and weakly: "Senior brother, I beg you, or I will agree to Ya Shi and take back this thunder and lightning halberd, otherwise if this is always the case, even if I am not tired to death, I will be scared to death, it is really too torturous." ”

Wukong also shrugged his shoulders faintly, pouted and said: "Alas, brother, don't say it, do you think I don't want to, since I have seen the power of the thunder and lightning halberd, my grandson is also worried all day long, for fear that any of us will accidentally bump into it, it's okay to be half dead, if you are unfortunate enough to die, isn't it my grandson's sin?"

"It's just that now this electric halberd has carried out the ritual of dripping blood to recognize the lord with Ya Vulgar, and he only recognizes him as his only master, and it will be like a nightmare, pestering him to death, and it is impossible to get rid of it, how can it be taken back by my grandson, it is really whimsical. What we can do now is to keep a little distance from the elegant and vulgar as much as possible, and if we really can't avoid it, we can only ask for more blessings. ”

At this time, Bajie had run to Wujing, pushing hard to wake him up, but Wujing seemed to have passed out, no matter how he shook or called, he couldn't wake up, but Bajie was unceremoniously, simply rounded his arm, and snapped a few hard blows on his face. Maybe it was because of the heavy blow, Wujing suddenly reacted, his body trembled, and he stood up like a corpse, and then opened his mouth, spit out a wisp of green smoke and sprayed it directly on Bajie's face, he coughed a few times, opened his eyes, and woke up.

As soon as he saw the few people in front of him, Sha Wujing's eyes were dull, his expression was puzzled, and he said weakly: "Second Senior Brother, you don't sleep in bed, you have nothing to do in my house, ah, my legs and feet are so numb, and my face hurts hotly, Second Senior Brother, don't think that I don't know when I'm asleep, what are you doing with slapping me in a dignified manner, and you are ruthless." ”

Bajie patted his head, looked back at Sanzang and said: "Senior brother, it's terrible, you nerd was stupid enough, but now it's good, you were directly electrocuted by the thunderbolt halberd and lost your memory, what can I do?"

Wujing seemed to remember something when he heard the words, frowned, shook his feet, and howled miserably: "Oh, I think of it, the situation at that time was terrible, it was really unforgettable." It was still dawn, and I was sleeping soundly in bed, when I suddenly heard a violent knock on the door, and Ya Shi stood in front of the door and called me to get up and teach him martial arts. ”

"I was sleepy-eyed at the time, and I patted my head and remembered, last night I was scheduled to teach elegant and vulgar martial arts by my Lao Sha first, I don't want this guy to be a martial idiot, come to wake me up before dawn to ask for advice, isn't it disturbing people's dreams?"

But now that I was awakened and had no feeling of sleep, I rubbed my eyes, got out of bed, and opened the door for him. Sure enough, as soon as he entered the door, Ya Shi was full of excitement to apologize to me, and turned to me for moves. I thought about it for a long time, and then I said to him, elegant and vulgar, I Lao Sha has never accepted any apprentices in my life, and I don't know how to teach you martial arts for a while, but I think that the trident in your hand weighs 9,800 catties, which is thousands of catties heavier than my chain tin staff. ”

"So I thought about passing you a few simple tricks first, one move to round the style, one move to chop the split, one move to cut the tail, there are these three moves, you use this trident to practice diligently, and when you practice until you are not red and out of breath for a day and a night, I will pass on your new moves. ”

Ya Shi was very happy when he heard this, and he put the halberd on the ground and was just about to thank me, when the thunder and lightning halberd of the god fell down with a bang, and the thunder light on the screen radiated all around. Although I was far away from him, I was not spared, I was struck by a thunderbolt, my whole body was sore, and I fainted on the ground, I think Ya Shi was affected by the ten thousand thunderbolts, after all, the wounds were much more serious than my old sand, and I would not be electrocuted alive, then it would be sad. ”

At this time, Ao Bai was leaning over to check the condition of Ya Shi, hearing this, he shook his head slowly, and scolded: "Damn, this heartless person really came to learn art with a thunder and lightning halberd, he is too reckless, right? But don't worry, Ya Shi's physical fitness seems to be exceptionally strong, and he is the master of the thunder and lightning halberd, so he will not be electrocuted so easily." ”

", how do I think the thunderbolt halberd doesn't seem to be deliberately trying to play tricks on the vulgar, but deliberately wants to enhance his ability to resist lightning strikes, if that's the case, I think this thunderbolt halberd is not only psychic, it's really terrible, but it's really too undesirable to hurt the pond fish like this. Although he was not electrocuted, he was really dizzy, and I tried my best, but I still couldn't wake him up. ”

Bajie smiled narrowly when he heard this, and said with a cheap face: "Ao Bai, you are a layman, in the face of the person who was stunned by thunder and lightning, you don't need any other tricks, just slap him a few times, and when he spits out the smoke in his mouth, he can wake up, this trick is very effective, I have received an effect on Wujing, you might as well give it a try." But it's the first time I've seen the old pig, and it turns out that after being hit by lightning, people can spit out smoke in their mouths, which is very funny. ”