Chapter 141: Disguise Detective Meeting
Ao Bai shrugged his shoulders and said noncommittally: "You are also a trick that you figured out by mistake, how dare you say that I am a layman? But this kind of cool thing still has to be done by Wujing, after all, it is Wujing who suffers from it, not the prince." ”
Wujing felt justified when he heard this, his eyes couldn't help but glow with golden light, nodded frequently, and said with a cheap smile: "Yes, this kid should really fight, come to learn art well, what kind of thunder and lightning halberd is used as a weapon, and I have to rely on Lao Sha so hard, see if I don't give him a few beats ruthlessly, let him have a longer memory." However, this is also a new junior disciple of the master, and with such a powerful divine weapon as a weapon like the thunder and lightning halberd, it doesn't seem to be easy to mess with, so I Lao Sha still considered giving him a few blows and woke him up. ”
Sure enough, after Wujing smoked Ya Vulgar's big mouth a few times, Ya Shi spit out white smoke in his mouth, groaned, and woke up faintly, but he was hit by most of the lightning impacts from the thunder and lightning halberd, and the damage he suffered was several times that of Wu Jing, and at this moment he felt that his body was numb and sore, and he was extremely heavy, although he struggled hard, he still couldn't get up after all.
Yashi lay on the ground, exhaled weakly, looked at the people in front of him and said in confusion: "Master, senior brother, this early in the morning, why did you come to my room, why did I lie on the ground, my limbs were sore, I couldn't get up, but I was going to die?"
Wujing kicked his eyes and scolded: "Boy, I don't know if you die or not, but amnesia is certain, are you pretending to be stupid, or is your brain really short-circuited, I don't remember that it is in my room now, it was you who ran over early in the morning to pester my old sand, and asked me to instruct you in martial arts, and as a result, the thunderbolt halberd was beaten to the ground, and ten thousand thunderbolts were lowered, not only did you give yourself down to the electricity, but also caused the pond fish to be affected, and my old sand was not light. ”
"I said, aren't you too pitiful, just come here to learn the arts, what are you doing with this thunderbolt halberd, it really hurts me, if you don't come quickly, I'm afraid the two of us will be suffocated alive in the smoke." ”
Ya Shi was stunned for a long time when he heard this, and then he remembered that there was such a thing, and he also defended with a heavy face: "Third Senior Brother, you really blame me for this, the thunder halberd is so dangerous, even if I don't care about your safety, I have to consider whether I can withstand the lightning strike it falls, I obviously remember that I was holding the trident at the beginning, how could it be the thunder and lightning halberd, it's too cheating, right?"
Bajie sneered lightly, and said with disdain: "Nonsense, those two halberds are clearly the same, how can you be sure that you are holding a trident, it must be that you think that the thunder halberd electric you once was to reach a contract with you to recognize the lord with blood, and it will be used by you in the future, and it will definitely not rain thunder and lightning you again, so you are lucky and careless, so you take the thunder halberd as a trident by mistake." ”
Ya vulgar smiled bitterly, full of depression and said: "What the second senior brother said is very true, I do think that I have been electrocuted by the thunder halberd once, and I will never be electrocuted by it again in the future, but I still remember the senior brother's warning to me, the thunder and lightning halberd has a strong instinct of rejection for people who are not its owner, in order to prevent the third senior brother from being injured by electricity, I will definitely not take the thunder halberd to ask him for martial arts." ”
"As for you saying that these two electric halberds look the same, I may have mistaken them, and that does not exist, in order to distinguish these two halberds, I deliberately wrapped the thunderbolt halberd with strips of cloth, and tied it firmly with red hemp rope, but there is no decoration on the trident, just for fear of confusing the two halberds, and taking out the thunderbolt halberd to cause unnecessary damage to you. ”
"Now I still take out the thunder and lightning halberd by mistake and caused great harm to the third senior brother, it's not my guilt, isn't this thunder halberd really psychic, I came out of the cloth bag, but I put the trident in it, it's too terrifying, right? ”
Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders speechlessly, made a grimace and said: "Ya vulgar, it's not that I, the elder brother, want to hit you, the thunder and lightning halberd has reached a contract with you to recognize the lord by blood, it will haunt you to death, you wrap it firmly in the cloth bag, it can still get out, but what other way can you get rid of it?" I very much agree with Ao Bai's opinion, the thunderbolt halberd agrees that you are its master, and will not easily want to harm you and take your life, most likely because your own strength has not yet reached its expectations, so it frequently rains down thunder to hit you, hoping to enhance your body's ability to resist lightning strikes. ”
"So my grandson suggests, you might as well leave the thunderbolt halberd for the time being, and endure the thunderbolt halberd's blow to you, after a long time, you will get used to it, maybe when your ability to resist lightning strikes increases, it will really be used for you, and it will not torture you anymore." ”
Hearing this, Ya Shi was discouraged, lowered his head, and was so emotional that he almost didn't touch his head to the ground, and roared angrily: " Senior brother, you said it lightly, you have never been electrocuted by the thunderbolt halberd, so you advised me to endure it temporarily, do you know how difficult it is to be sore and numb in your limbs and scorched clothes after being hit by lightning, and besides, you are just guessing, God knows that the thunderbolt halberd is not playing tricks on me, but to change my physique, enhance my physique, this beautiful name is called the torture of enhancing physique to when is the end, only two days of work, I can not bear it, I am about to collapse, it is too difficult. ”
"I think since the thunderbolt halberd can't be replaced, you can simply replace the trident with another weapon, and save these two halberds from looking the same, if I take it wrong for a while, I will inevitably suffer again. ”
Seeing that he looked like this, and his ambition to strengthen his body and practice martial arts was all thrown out of the clouds, Wen Tianshu couldn't help but smile, and comforted him kindly: "You can bear with it again, Mencius has clouds, and the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies. ”
"I think you want to replace the trident and the thunderbolt halberd may not work, I think although the wind and fire thunderbolt halberd is called a halberd, but it itself may not be a halberd, since it can be spiritually changed to the same as the appearance of the trident, it may not be able to change like other weapons, the only thing you can do is to accept the baptism of the violent thunder it descends, why bother to do it, thinking about avoiding its test of you?"
Ya Shi heard it even more painfully, and wept sadly: "Senior sister, what you said is also easy, what is bitter about his mind, straining his muscles and bones, starving his body and skin, and emptying his body, these are not unbearable for my dignified man, the problem now is that the thunder under the halberd, numb its limbs and scorch its skin, it is really miserable." ”
Wukong listened to his palms and laughed, and said with admiration: "Wonderful, wonderful, elegant and vulgar, although you have been trapped in the demon cave for two hundred years, you can't imagine that your skills are good, and the classical Chinese is quite slippery, you think that receiving the baptism of thunder and lightning is bitter, is it not bitter to practice martial arts and strengthen your body every day? Otherwise, if you rely on your brute strength alone, you can fight the enemy for a day and a night with this weapon of more than 9,000 catties, which one can do it, so that even if you have nine lives, you will be crippled by the enemy. ”
"Therefore, if you want to cultivate yourself and attain the Tao, it is not enough to practice martial arts, you have to practice qi first, supplemented by martial arts, so that you can become a great road and become a top master. Today, you will first follow what Wujing taught you, practice the three tricks he taught, and wait for tomorrow my grandson to personally pass on your mastery of qi conduction and imperial soldiers, but what I want you to remember is that practicing martial arts and guiding qi is not something that can be achieved overnight, you have to bear hardships and stand hard work, and perseverance will make a slight success, so please be sure to take a long-term view, and be sure to temporarily endure it. ”
Yashi was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately ignored the pain in his body, turned over and jumped up, bowed down and said: "Thank you for your advice, haha, my body can move, so I will go into the room and practice martial arts diligently." ”
Seeing Ya Shi running out of the door in a smoke, Wujing didn't feel dumbfounded, and said sneeringly: "Damn, then you don't want this thunder and lightning halberd, such a dangerous thing is placed in my room, I am also very panicked." ”
Hearing this, Ya Shi turned his head and waved his hand in a chic manner: "Don't do it, since it is so psychic, it can't help it, and if you have the ability to return to my room by yourself, you can show the extraordinaryness of its Shura holy relics." ”
Seeing that he ran away, Wujing was helpless for a while, and said depressedly: "Damn, this guy is too laid-back, what if he doesn't run back to your room? ”
So, for two or three days in a row, everyone also understood the law of the thunder and lightning halberd, the thunder and lightning halberd will choose a certain time every day, and will rain down thunder to test the elegance and vulgarity once, and after this time, the thunder halberd will seem to have exhausted the thunder and lightning inside, just like ordinary mortal iron, suddenly silent, and will not release electricity again. It wasn't until the thunderbolt halberd was powerful and the elegant and vulgar could resume its actions that everyone gathered unscrupulously to instruct the elegant and vulgar martial arts.