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On a stone table, there are three large plates: one plate of cylindrical black fruits, another plate of steaming yellow buns, and the other plate of fragrant kebabs.

The stone table was surrounded by four people: one with a braided beard, one with six stars on his head, one with a wooden rattan hoop on his head, and one drooling over food with a smirk on his face.

Tao Xiaozhicha looked at the eyes of the other three, and cautiously stretched out his claws towards the kebab. The three hands quickly clamped Tao Xiaozhi's hand.

"Now is not the time. The old man with the pigtails said, "Before eating, we should greet our great god Aba, which is the custom of our village. ”

"Great God Aba?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "You also believe in God, isn't this the Demon Domain?"

The old man with pigtails said: "We are also human beings, and of course we also believe in God!" Legend has it that when our ancestors first migrated here, they contracted a strange disease called "night disease." Every time the night comes, some people who are particularly healthy will always die inexplicably, and in a strange way: some die of pooping, some die of singing, some die of laughter, and some even die of making @* love! Later, Abba came. She fed each of them a medicine, and then no one died of illness in the night. ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "What kind of medicine does he give to the patient?

The old man with braids said: "It is the essence of the aura in her body, and it is the spiritual ointment in her breathing acupoint!"

"The spiritual ointment in the breathing hole?" Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed, "Do you mean boogers?!"

The old man with pigtails said: "In layman's terms, this is the case. ”

"It's disgusting!" Tao Xiaozhi shouted, "Abba is too cruel!"

"It is forbidden to blaspheme our great god!Just as flowers should not be stuck in cow dung!" Huoxing waved a fly swatter and slapped Tao Xiaozhi's face.

The old man with pigtails reached out and pinched the fly swatter.

The old man with the pigtails said, "It is not permissible to destroy the rituals of the gods: you should take off the cloak of violence before greeting the gods." ”

Huo Xing touched the wooden rattan hoop on his head and said, "Yes, great uncle!

Tao Xiaozhi said secretly: "This person is really hopeless! I always like to use such a bad analogy, just like a rhinoceros always likes to crash into the trunk of a tree!"

Silly Star unbuckled his belt and said, "Dad, do I also want to take off the cloak of violence?"

The old man with pigtails said: "Dad didn't mean that, Dad called you... ”

It took a lot of effort for the old man with pigtails to explain the "cloak of violence" clearly.

Silly Star finally realized the truth: "It turns out that my dress is not a 'cloak of violence'. Is there any 'violent underwear'?"

The old man with pigtails shook his head vigorously: "No, absolutely nothing!"

Silly Star said: "That's good." I don't have to take off my underwear, I'll catch a cold if I take it off... ”

Tao Xiaozhi whispered to the old man with pigtails: "Isn't her brain a little extraordinary?"

The old man with pigtails said: "She has a bad brain since she was a child, and she has a little intellectual disability, don't be surprised." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "She's quite cute!"

"Hehe! Thank you for the compliment!" the old man with pigtails laughed so much that his nose hair was crooked: "That's what everyone else says." ”

I'm not praising her, Tao Xiaozhi scolded secretly, I'm slaying her and stepping on her, do you understand? It seems that if there is a daughter, there must be a father, and the brain structure of the blue race is simpler than that of the yellow race.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Then let's hurry up and greet Abba! My stomach is already pounding!"

The old man with pigtails said, "Greetings to God Aba, there is a sacred ceremony. The ritual is as follows: close your eyes, recite God's name, and stick the finger of your right hand close to your left nostril for a quarter of an hour. ”

"Such a pervert... Tao Xiaozhi was afraid that he would defile his gods and be scolded and beaten, so he quickly changed his words and smiled, "It's too good one by one!"

The old man with pigtails said: "It was the action of the gods that pulled out the magic medicine, and our ancestors were able to overcome the disease and survive." So, it's a divine action, a beautiful one!"

Picking at the nose is also called a sacred action, Tao Xiaozhi secretly thought, what is this called perverted? !

The sacred ritual began, and Tao Xiaozhi trembled and reluctantly inserted his finger into his nostrils.

Tao Xiaozhi's nose was open, and he inhaled all the aroma from the food on the table into his stomach, and saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth.

They can't see it anyway, Tao Xiaozhi thought, let's talk about it after eating enough.

Tao Xiaozhi grabbed a handful of lamb skewers with his other hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it "click".

They didn't seem to have noticed it yet, Tao Xiaozhicha looked at their expressions, they still closed their eyes quietly, and they were very engaged in chanting the name of God Aba.

Tao Xiaozhi grabbed a few buns and stuffed them into his mouth, but his throat was blocked and choked. His face was flushed and he had trouble breathing.

Tao Xiaozhi scanned the surroundings, but found no trace of water.

Tao Xiaozhi tiptoed, took a gentle step, walked into a house, and began to look for water to drink.

The house had a table on which there was a medicine box, which belonged to the old man with pigtails. There is a small cup next to the medicine box, which is covered with a lid.

Tao Xiaozhi opened the lid, and it contained an orange liquid, exuding a strong orange flavor.

This must be orange juice, Tao Xiaozhi thought, that old man will really enjoy it!

Tao Xiaozhi "gurgling" and sent the orange juice to his stomach.

It's delicious, Tao Xiao sighed, it's the best of juice!

Tao Xiaozhi walked back to his original position lightly and continued to pray the holy prayer. However, his stomach was still hungry, and Tao Xiaozhi sent five or six cylindrical black fruits into his stomach. By the way, the fruit is sweet, and the freshness of the mint is really comfortable on the tongue.

When the sacred ritual was done, the Silly Star, the Fire Star, and the old man with the pigtailed man stared blankly at the food on the table.

Silly Xingxing said: "Hey, why is there more than half missing? Do these things have legs? ”

Huoxing said angrily, "It must be this damn yellow man who stole it!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I'm engrossed in prayer, and I also saw God Abba in prayer." He is really a charismatic man, not only strong and burly, but also very handsome, as handsome as Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of our dynasty! What is even more charming is his demeanor, his eyes, I don't know how many adolescent girls have been fascinated to death... ”

The old man with pigtails said: "However, Abba is a virgin, and it is recorded like this in history. ”

Tao Xiaozhi's face was blue and red for a while.

A girl who picks her nose, Tao Xiaozhi secretly thought, is actually a god in people's hearts! This is too perverted...

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Maybe I didn't see her, and I couldn't meet her, it's really my lifelong regret!"

"As long as God is in your heart, are you still afraid that you won't be able to see him?" said the old man with pigtails, "You have been in a coma for three days and three nights, you must be hungry, let go of your belly now and eat to your heart's content!"

"Then you're welcome!" Tao Xiaozhi grabbed a few skewers of grilled lamb skewers and stuffed them into his mouth, and his right hand also performed acrobatics, throwing the yellow bun into his mouth.

The old man with pigtails said: "This kebab is made by Huoxing, he is a master of our village kebab!"

"Delicious... It's delicious!" Tao Xiaozhi said to the fire star, "You are really a genius child!

Huoxing touched the wooden rattan hoop on his head and said, "Of course, who called me the most handsome Huoxing!"

The old man with the braided beard grabbed a cylindrical black fruit and said, "This is called Moco Fruit, which is not only delicious and nutritious, but also freshens the breath." But you can only eat up to three, and if you eat too much, you will be poisoned. ”

Tao Xiaozhi looked at the old man with braids blankly, his face was blue and purple and red, like a poor chameleon. Because according to his incomplete statistics, he ate at least seven.

"Hehehe!" the old man with pigtails laughed, "That's a lie to you, just kidding, look at how scared you look." Eat as much as you want, as long as your belly can hold as much. ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Old people, don't make so many jokes casually. ”

"Why?" said the old man with pigtails.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "The old man's teeth are not very strong, and it is easy to laugh off the big teeth!"

The old man's brush-like nose hair curled up again and said, "Yellow people are really good at joking!"

Suddenly, Tao Xiaozhi's stomach "grunted" again, this time not because he was hungry, but because he had another inside story. I saw that his face was blue and purple again, and sweat the size of a bean dripped from his forehead.

"Oh no. Tao Xiaozhi hugged his stomach and said, "I'm going to the toilet." Excuse me, but where is the latrine?"

The old man with pigtails said, "It's on the left side of the back garden." ”

Tao Xiaozhi hurriedly walked over.

The old man with pigtails said to the stupid star: "It's not too early, I still have to go to see a patient who can't pull out his stool." You go to the room and take out my medicine box, and a ceramic cup next to the medicine box. ”

Soon after Silly Star walked into the room, her voice came out: "Dad, it's not good! The juice in the cup is gone! ”

The old man with the pigtails exclaimed: "That is a carefully prepared prescription for this patient, it is a very strong laxative added to the juice, and eating it will make you diarrhea for three days and three nights! ”