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The jar of mixed liquid churned in Tao Xiaozhi's body, and his stomach became bigger and bigger, like a frog's bulging gills. He suddenly foamed at the mouth and nose, like a fountain, his face changed abruptly, blue and red and white, his eyes were wide open, and his eyes were full of death.

"It will be fine in a while. The old man with pigtails packed up the jar, "After the pain, there will be pleasure." ”

Soon Tao Xiaozhi's stomach gradually deflated, his mouth and nose no longer foamed, his face looked much better, and his eyes reflected the vitality of the past.

The old man with pigtails took out a piece of something from his arms, stuffed it into Tao Xiaozhi's mouth and said, "In three days, you will be as fierce as a tiger!"

The old man with braids carried a bamboo basket on his back, climbed the vine, closed the door and left.

If it weren't for the normal sense of taste, Tao Xiaozhi would definitely believe that what the old man with pigtails stuffed into his mouth was dog shit, because a perverted doctor like this would do anything except not cure your illness.

But as soon as Tao Xiaozhi's tongue touched this thing, it immediately became entangled with it, and the saliva secreted was like a tide, completely submerging the thing. It's a piece of sugar.

It's soft and sweet, Tao Xiaozhi thought, just like a cotton flower, just call it a marshmallow.

Unexpectedly, the doctor also has a kind side, Tao Xiaozhi thought with tears in his eyes, it is really great!

The roof of the "rumble" cave opened again, and a man slid down the vine.

This person is also blue, and a female blue. She was tall and white, with long curly golden hair tied in two strands down to her hips, and her head was intertwined with six star-shaped glittering ornaments, which twinkled and twinkled more than real stars, and her face was slender, her green eyes were large, clear and bright, more beautiful than any gem in the world, and her nose was slender and slightly hooked. She wore six or seven bracelets woven of silk around her neck and wrists, delicately detailed.

She jumped around Tao Xiaozhi, her big eyes blinking and blinking, looking at Tao Xiaozhi with curious and excited eyes, looking up and down, looking left and right, scratching her head.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "What do you see, haven't you seen a handsome and dashing yellow man?"

The girl with six stars on her head opened her eyes wide and said, "Are you male or female?"

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "I am a man, not a male or female!"

"Oh~" The girl with six stars on her head said thoughtfully, "It's neither male nor female, that's a shemale Luo?"

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "I'm not a shemale, I'm a man, the most handsome man in the world!

"Who said that?" said the girl with six stars on her head, "my mother is called 'Mother,' and my mother's father is called 'Grandpa.'" ”

"You're really stupid!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily and angrily, "Okay, let me ask you: are you male or female?"

"I'm a girl, the most beautiful and intelligent girl in the world!" said the girl with six stars on her head, "that's what everyone else says, hehe." ”

"Then why do you still ask me if I am male or female?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "You should ask me whether I am male or female, do you understand? But this question is also very stupid." ”

"Why?" said the girl with six stars on her head, putting her fingers in her mouth.

"I knew it was a man at a glance, and I still need to ask!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Are you pretending to be stupid or are you playing tricks on me?"

The girl with six stars on her head kept shaking her head.

"Forget it. Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "If you continue to explain like this, I will lose my breath." ”

"My name is Silly Star. The girl with six stars on her head said, "What's your name?"

"Silly star?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "This name simply fits better than your clothes!"

"Thanks for the compliment! That's what everyone else says. "Silly stars actually have a blue face, which is probably the same as the yellow person's blushing.

"I'm not complimenting you ... Tao Xiaozhi said, "Forget it, silly star, my name is Tao Xiaozhi." ”

Silly Star said, "Where are you from?"

"I'm from the Ming Dynasty. ”

"Where is the Ming Dynasty?"

"The Ming Dynasty is in the center of the round sky. ”

"How old are you?"

"Twenty years old. ”

"What's your height?"

"Okay, okay, can you ask the key points?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Forget it, let me ask you." What kind of place is this?"

"This is Luoyan Village. ”

"Where is Luoyan Village?"

"Right here. ”

"I'm asking you about the geographical location of Luoyan Village!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "The geographical location, do you understand?!"

"Oh. Silly Xingxing's eyes turned, "Luoyan Village is a small mountain village on the edge of the jurisdiction of the Demon Domain. ”

"Demon Domain?" Tao Xiaozhi looked confused, "What is the Demon Domain?"

Silly Xingxing's eyes rolled, and he thought hard, "The Demon Domain is... It is the holy land of the Demon Realm, the economic, political and cultural center of the Demon Realm!"

"Demon Realm?" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "How can there be any Demon Realm in the world? Don't be funny! If you want to deceive me, with your intelligence level, it is simply difficult to go to the blue sky!"

Silly Xingxing said: "If there can be a monster like a yellow race in the world, why can't there be a demon world?"

"I'm not a monster, I'm a human!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "You're a monster!"

The silly star stamped his feet and cried "bang-bang-bang".

"Don't cry, don't cry!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "A crying girl is not a pretty girl." ”

Silly Xingxing immediately blocked his throat and said, "Really?"

"Really, really!"

"That's bad!" Silly Star cried again, "I cry almost every day, then I'm not a pretty girl! ”

Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "It seems that people are stupid and there is really no medicine to save them... ”

Suddenly, a white orb, the size of a leather ball, fell from the hole, bounced on the ground a few times, and jumped onto the shoulder of the silly star. This sphere has a pair of round and large blue eyes, a small nostril, a pair of rabbit-like ears, a large, long mouth, two rows of small white teeth in the mouth, and no hands and feet. It jumped up and down on the shoulders of the silly star, screaming "whoa, whoa, whoa."

Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "What kind of toy is this? It's amazing! It can actually jump around and sing like a frog!"

Silly Xingxing wiped her tears and said, "It's not a toy, it's my pet little melon." ”

"Wow, wow, wow!" cried out with her mouth wide open.

"Pet?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Is it a creature?!"

"Of course!" said Silly Star, "it blows bubbles." Small melon melon, blow bubbles. ”

The little melon looked at the silly star with a reluctant look, and then it opened its mouth, and a series of bubbles floated out of its mouth and floated all over the hole!

"It's amazing, it's amazing!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "I also have a pet, it's called Xiao Hei." It doesn't blow bubbles, it just poops everywhere though!"

Thinking of Xiao Hei, Tao Xiaozhi couldn't help but feel sad, and he didn't know whether it was dead or alive, whether it was someone else's belly meal or a burial object in Stone Village.

"Lovely cousin, who is so ignorant and bullying you again?!" a man jumped from the hole in the steaming hole.

This man was less than three feet tall, smaller than a dwarf, like a rag doll, and his feet were not as thick as Tao Xiaozhi's arms. However, his body is very well-coordinated, and he is not as big as a dwarf, nor is his hands and feet particularly thick. His skin is turquoise, he wears coarse cloth shorts and shirts, short red hair, and a wooden rattan hoop like the Monkey King on his head. His eyes were nearly rectangular, and they were small black dots, like a fly droppings. His neck is covered in tattoos, some of the odd old symbols, mostly triangles and circles. He also had a fly swatter in his hand.

Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "Wow, what a big frog!"

Silly Star said: "He's not a frog, his name is Huoxing, and he's a green man." He's my cousin!"

"Green people?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "No matter how I look at him, he looks like a monster!"

Silly Star said: "Don't provoke him, his temper is very short-tempered!"

Huoxing pointed at Tao Xiaozhi with a fly swatter and scolded angrily: "Damn yellow people! Dare to make my lovely cousin cry! and dare to call me a monster, unforgivable!"

Saying that, Huoxing jumped on the rock, stepped on Tao Xiaozhi's chest, jumped up and down, waved a fly swatter, and slapped Tao Xiaozhi's face wildly. The bandage on Tao Xiaozhi's chest was immediately stained red with blood, and his mouth was also beaten red and swollen, like two sausages.

Tao Xiaozhi couldn't move at all, because his body was too badly injured and several bones were broken, and only his neck barely twisted a few times, so he only had to be beaten and screamed.

"Damn the yellow race, dare you say I'm a monster! You're a monster! Huoxing was beating and scolding, and he was very busy.

"Stop! you big frog... Tao Xiaozhi fought with him without humility, and he only had this mouth to fight.

"Oh no, my cousin is going to beat someone again!" Silly Xingxing said to Xiao Guagua, "Let's find a place to hide!"

"Wow, wow!" Little Guagua's ears rolled up, probably because he was afraid.

"Don't go!" Tao Xiaozhi shouted at the stupid star, "Come and save me!

Silly Xingxing said: "I told you not to mess with him, do you listen, my cousin never stops beating people and doesn't let go!" Xiao Guagua, let's find a place to hide, so that my cousin won't beat poor Tao Xiaozhi anymore." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "If you hide, won't he beat me?"

Silly Star said: "I can't see him beating you, so he won't beat you!"

"Super big fool!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "If you can't see it, it doesn't mean that he won't beat me! He will still do it! You should tell him to stop! My cousin has always listened to my beautiful cousin, this is an immutable theorem!"

"Really?"

"It's true!"

"Damn, you dare to call my lovely cousin a super big fool!

"Stop!" shouted Silly Star with his eyes closed.

Huoxing was still beating Tao Xiaozhi selflessly, as if he hadn't heard Silly Xing's words.

"Dear cousin!" Silly Star said angrily, "Do you dare not listen to your beautiful cousin?!"

Huoxing immediately stopped, looked at Silly Star stupidly, touched the wooden rattan hoop on his head and said, "Lovely sister, the most handsome cousin will always listen to you like a kitten!"

"What kind of bird metaphor is this?" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "You actually look like a kitten?!"

Silly Star said softly to Huoxing: "You don't want to beat that male yellow man in the future." He was my father's patient. You see, his mouth is almost like a hippopotamus!"

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "I said that I am a man, not a male!"

"It's not a male, that's a female Luo!"

“。。。。。。。 ”

"Lovely cousin, the most handsome cousin will always listen to you like a puppy!" said Huoxing as he touched the wooden rattan hoop on his head.

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "I said it, don't make such a levelless analogy!"

Tao Xiaozhi fainted, fainted by the two stars.

Silly Xingxing said: "Cousin, come and find my father, he is going to die!"

"Yes, lovely cousin!" said the most handsome cousin, who is now running like a horse to find his uncle!"