He also went on to say that the king was full of joy, taught Hui Luan, changed Guan Wen, and planned to send Tang Seng over. The three Taoist priests stepped forward to stop them, began to quibble, and learned from the monkeys. Pay attention to what the tiger said, Huli Daxian said, "I went to the altar and sent documents, burned the talisman, and hit the token, who dares not to come to the dragon king?" I think it was summoned by another party, and the five divisions of the wind and rain were not there, and when I heard my order, I came with it, and I got off him, and I bumped into this opportunity for a while, so it rained." From the roots, or the rain from the dragon I invited, how can it be counted as his merit?"

At first glance, it is also a bit of a quibble, but what is the meaning of the words. Implicit in it, Fang Shi has already hooked up with the Jade Emperor of Heavenly Court, and my money has been spent. They must get the dragon king, and there is another one who has been summoned by other parties, and it seems that there are still many liars like the three of them, who are high-level liars who use money to open the way and double the money.

Wukong has to expose it to you, let the Dragon King show up, and see what you have to say.

The walker said, "Your Majesty, now that the Dragon King of the Four Seas is in the air, if the national teacher can call the Dragon King to appear, it will be considered his merit." The king was overjoyed and said, "The widow has been an emperor for twenty-three years, and he has never seen what a living dragon looks like." Your two families have their own powers, regardless of the monk's way, but those who are called are meritorious, and those who cannot be called are guilty. ”

In the twenty-third year of Jiajing, there was a rebel son named Wang San, who was the son of Wang Duo, the former commander of the left guard of Datong, Shanxi, who killed his mother and wife, ran to the north and surrendered, and became a traitorous guide to the Tatar leader at that time. In October, he invaded the Ming Dynasty with Alta, but was unfortunately caught by the Ming Dynasty officers and soldiers. On October 24, he was beheaded, and on November 5, Jiajing announced to the Ministry of Rites to celebrate the capture and slaughter of the traitor Wang San, and named the real person and the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, Tao Zhongwenjia, as a young master. Jiajing actually thought that it was all the credit of Taoism praying to heaven, which was too absurd, and it also showed that Taoism was too popular at that time.

So these three big immortals are a reflection of Wang Sanjia Tao Zhongwen, no wonder Lao Wu wants Deng Tianjun to kill a few more.

Back in the book, the Taoist priest should not have sent money directly to the dragon king, and he would definitely not be able to call it; the monkey has this face, and the dragon king listens to the call, that is, he is busy showing himself.

Saying that, the king wanted to go west for a few Tang monks, and the three Taoist priests refused to accept the comparison, and the stunned king agreed. Huli Daxian said, "I bet with him on zazen meditation and teach him to be a ladder manifestation." ”

The walker cooperates with the Tang monks, the Sanzang will sit in meditation, and the monkey can cast spells on the cloud ladder. As I said here, no matter how great your skills are, there are still shortcomings, so you still have to help each other with a few masters and apprentices.

But it was said that the deer power immortal pulled out the short hair on the back of his head, turned it into a big bedbug, and bit Tang Seng. The walker turned into a seven-inch-long centipede and came to the Taoist priest and stung it in the hollow of his nose. The Taoist priest couldn't sit still, and he somersaulted and almost lost his life.

Luli Daxian said again, "Your Majesty, my senior brother's original dark wind disease has recurred, so the monk has been victorious. Leave him alone, and wait for me to bet with him on the partition and guess the coin. As a result, three times, the monkey made trouble in the back, and the Buddhists won.

Huli Daxian said, "Your Majesty, the left and right are chess opponents, and they will meet good materials." The poor Taoist general Zhong Nanshan learned the martial arts when he was a child, so he simply gambled with him. There are three brothers, all of whom have some magical powers. It will cut off the head and put it on, cut the belly and cut out the heart, and then grow it again, and in the boiling oil pot, it can take a bath. I waited until I had this magic power before I dared to make such a statement, and I decided to gamble with him before resting. ”

The great sage came first, was stopped by the executioner, cut off his head, and kicked by the executioner. There was no bleeding in the walker's cavity, and he could only hear the cry in his stomach, "Come on!" The panicked Luli Daxian immediately recited a mantra and taught the land of the workshop, "Pull the head, wait for me to win the monk, play the king, and build the small ancestral hall into a big temple with you, and change the clay statue into a golden body." "Those land gods also obeyed him because he had five thunder methods, which was the acquiescence of the Jade Emperor, but the real reason was that he thought that he could get benefits, and secretly held down the head of the walker. The walker can only use his own change skills to grow another head.

Bajie sneered, "Sha Seng, Brother Nazhi still has such means. Sha Seng said, "He has seventy-two changes, and he has seventy-two head miles." "These two goods, both of whom are much more powerful than themselves in the monkey's hand, are very red-eyed and jealous, and lay the groundwork for the later removal of Wukong but no intercession.

The walker does not spare people, and the national teacher must also go to Cao to cut off the head. Hu Li had no choice but to go, and was cut off by several executioners, and kicked him with a kick, and he didn't bleed in his cavity, and he also shouted, "Come on!" The walker hurriedly plucked off a hair, turned into a yellow dog, took the head of the Taoist priest, and threw it into the river.

But he said that the Taoist priest shouted three times in a row, but the head did not reach, how could it be like the means of a walker, and he could not grow, so he had to die, but a headless yellow-haired tiger.

The two immortals were still quibbling and continued to compare. The monkey is not afraid of breaking his stomach and digging out his heart, and there is no. Lu Li also learned from Sun Dasheng, but he was plucked by the walker and turned into a hungry eagle, took his five internal organs and liver, and ate it, so he had no choice but to turn into a white-haired horned deer!

That Yang Li Daxian continued to quibble, and wanted his senior brother to take revenge, so he gambled on the boiling oil pot to take a bath.

Bajie saw the monkey bathing in the oil pot, bit his fingers, and said to Sha Seng, "We also mistook this monkey! At this time, Bajie Sha Seng actually understands now that the monkey's skills are really much greater than his own, and he planned to completely soften the monkey, but it's a pity.

When the walker saw it, he said suspiciously, "That idiot laughs at me! It is the skillful and the clumsy who is idle, and the old grandson dances like this, and he is at ease." Wait until I make him a rope to tie up, and see him terrible. ”

The monkey is now unwilling to let Bajie suffer some sin. So he tricked the king into thinking that he was dead. Sure enough, the king ordered a few of the eight precepts to be captured. Panicked, Sanzang shouted, "Your Majesty, pardon the poor monk for a while." My apprentice, since he converted to the church, has made meritorious contributions, and today he collided with the national teacher and died in the oil pot, but the first one to die is God, how dare I be a poor monk to be greedy for life! It is the officials of the world who also control the people of the world, if Your Majesty teaches the ministers to die, how dare the ministers not die? I only hope to be lenient, and give me half a cup of cold pulp and rice, three paper horses, which can be allowed to the side of the oil pot, and burn this strange paper, which also expresses the thought of my master and apprentice, and then I will be guilty again. When the king heard this, he said, "Yes, the Chinese are so righteous." ”

The monkey is acting for a while, Tang Seng can't see the clues, he thinks that the monkey is really dead, at this time he is indeed sad for Wukong, there is poetry as evidence, since he was ordained to worship the Zen forest, protect me from the West to love deeply. Counting on the same time to become a great avenue, when will you return to the yin today! Before you were alive, you only wanted to seek the scriptures, and after you died, you still have the heart of the Buddha. The soul of thousands of miles must wait, and the ghost will be thunder!

Bajie heard the words, "Master, it's not like this. Monk Sha, you lay rice for me and wait for me to pray. The nerd was tied to the ground and said angrily, "The trouble-throwing monkey, the ignorant Bimawen! The damn monkey, the oil-cooked Bimawen! The monkey is dead, and the Mawen is broken!" The old pig didn't believe it at all, and knew that the monkey was making trouble, so he let himself suffer. The old pig is not a fool, and he has a bigger opinion of the monkey.

Sun Xingzhi couldn't help but show his true appearance, Tang Seng saw it and said, "Apprentice, bluff and kill me!" Tang Seng was happy and angry, and also increased his dissatisfaction with Wukong.

Sha Seng said, "Big brother is used to pretending to die!" Monk Sha understood it a long time ago, and he also had some opinions about the monkeys.

At this time, it was interesting, and the two classes of civil and military came forward to play, "Long live, the monk has never died, and he has come out of the oil pot again." "That's a fact of the eye.

The prison officer was afraid that he would lie to the court, but he said, "Death is death, it's just that the date is the murderer, and the little monk comes to show his soul." "This prison officer is worried about the future of his official position, and he is talking nonsense. At that time, the rules of the Ming Dynasty were very strict, and the officials made mistakes, and the punishment was not small. It has created a large number of officials, who do not admit their mistakes in life and death, so as not to be punished.

When the walker heard this, he was furious, and he beheaded the officials, and made a meat ball with his head, and said, "What kind of soul do I show!" Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, didn't care about this, he would be punished if he made a mistake, and he would be punished if he made a mistake.

Many officials hurriedly relieved their eight precepts, knelt on the ground and wailed, "Forgive sins, forgive sins!" The king stepped down from the dragon seat, afraid, this monkey is too fierce. The walker went up to the hall and said, "Your Majesty, don't go, and teach you the Three Kingdoms Master to also go down to the oil pot." The emperor trembled and said, "Three Kingdoms Master, you save my life, go down quickly, and the Mojiao monk will beat me." ”

Yang Li went down to the palace and jumped off the oil pot to take a bath. The walker found that the boiling oil was actually cold, and summoned the dragon king of the North Sea, "I'll take you, an earthworm with horns, a scaly loach! How can you help the Taoist priest Leng Long protect the bottom of the pot and teach him to show sainthood to win me!" Only the five thunder methods of this evil beast are real skills, and the rest are all lies. This is the cold dragon he learned in Xiaomaoshan and refined by himself, so he had to coax the worldly people to play tricks, how could he hide the great sage! As long as he accepted his cold dragon, it would be exposed.

First of all, Lao Wu is telling us that many Taoist methods are actually side doors, and they are just colluding to deceive. As long as the props are seen through and the accomplices are cut, then the truth will be revealed to the world. Caesar could conclude that Lao Wu was inspired by Fu Yi, the pioneer of the Tang Dynasty's extermination of Buddhism, to expose the deception of Hu monks.

Secondly, there is a very important problem here, the Dragon King of the North Sea has now really returned to the original Ao Shun, and at first glance, what Lao Wu wrote was called a mess, but after careful analysis, he found that Lao Wu wrote too profoundly, and the battle in the Dragon Palace has officially ended, not only that, but even the heavenly court has also had a personnel turmoil first, and the leaders of the Nantianmen have changed, which is actually the battle of the Ming Yingzong and the Ming Dynasty has completely come to an end.

Let's not talk about it for a while, but also said that the dragon king turned into a whirlwind, went to the oil pot, and caught the cold dragon into the sea. The Taoist priest struggled in the boiling oil pot, couldn't climb out, slipped and fell, and in an instant the bones peeled off and the flesh was rotten, fried into mutton bones, and naturally braided.

The supervisor came to play again, "Long live, the wedge division of the Three Kingdoms has also been transformed." "It seems that there is another superintendent with a bright head.

The king's eyes were full of tears, his hand fluttered on the royal case, and he cried loudly, it is really difficult to get a person, and it is not true to pass on Mo Alchemy. There is an exorcism spell and water technique, but there is no longevity pill. Yuan Mingming, how can Nirvana, in vain scheming and uneasy. Feeling so lightly frustrated early, how can it be like a secret food to stay in the mountains!

This is exactly what it means to make gold and mercury, and it is always empty to call for rain and wind!

Lao Wu is sighing, there are still some real means for some of these monks, but it's a pity that the mind is not right, no matter the side door of the right path, it is basically used to try to deceive or harm people by making connections. It's better to be a cat in the deep mountains and old forests in the uninhabited land, and then you can do whatever you want. If you come out to refine gold and mercury to call for rain and wind, you will eventually reap the consequences.

How did the monkey come down to persuade the king, in fact, it was how Lao Wu persuaded the emperor, please listen to the nonsense next time.