291 Eat the sugarcoat, and the cannonball will shoot back!
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Older people will always have some fun, like quiet tuna tea will not always go to the monster mountain square to dance any bullshit square dance like his wife, but often sit at the door of his house drinking his own tea in a daze, reminiscing about the past is his fun. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
He also killed a lot of people, in the monster mountain coup d'Γ©tat some time ago, he decisively betrayed the remnants of the dog walking, and then walked on thin ice to avoid the liquidation of the dove Irin, and everyone else was ruthless to Tuna Tea, but in fact, he also knew that his future was like this.
Even though he has at least forty years to live in terms of lifespan, he doesn't have the heart to take risks, let his family live a better life during this time, and then if he dies in the future, he can face his ancestors and ancestors and show that he will do his best.
"Grandpa!"
It's just that when Tuna Tea was sitting alone at the door drinking tea, his most beloved grandson Tu'er River came over angrily, his grandson was always so angry, and his personality and attitude made it difficult for him to be liked at home.
"What's the matter? "Only he, a grandfather, can talk to him in such a perfunctory tone, compared to the rest of the family, his attitude is already 'spoiled'.
"Grandpa, I want Irin the spirit dove. β
"Poof!"
The old man who was drinking tea was slowly looking at the sky and feeling the good life, but when his grandson, who had always 'loved', suddenly said such a very dead word, the old man still couldn't stand it, and his weakened heart couldn't stand this kind of stimulation.
Lao Tengu looked at himself with heavy eyes and looked at this young man who only had the appearance of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old human boy, and said bitterly: "Lolicon has no future. β
"I don't care, grandpa - I like our Great Tengu Spirit Dove Irin, can you kill those who rob me of the Great Tengu!"
Kill it? You are full of murderous aura before the hair on your mouth grows? This kind of ruthlessness made Lao Tengu a little frightened, but he also understood that this was just the arrogance of the outside powerhouse and the middle of the work.
He looked at his grandson with an expressionless face, he did love his grandson, but he couldn't sacrifice the whole family for his granddaughter and grandson like Inurumori, not everyone could be as decisive as Inurimori.
If he changed his position, if he was overthrown at that time, he would sacrifice his grandson in exchange for the prosperity and continuation of the family...... His love for future generations has a limit, not blindly.
His grandson's uncompetitive appearance made Tuna Cha a little helpless: "What if you kill them? Do you think the big tengu will look at you?"
...... The child will not know his suffering, he no longer has the status of the original dog in the prosperous era, then everything has passed, even if others still have fear, but that is just fear...... To compete for that position, it's not enough to be afraid!
His own grandson likes the lingu, in fact, this is not a secret, Tunacha knows that his grandson Tuerhe likes the lingu: the current great tengu, every time the lingu Irin travels, in addition to the awe-inspiring gaze, there are also many admiring eyes, in fact, many teenagers like her, and his grandson is also one of the members, because of this incident: plus the reason that the great tengu is a woman, many people have all kinds of thoughts, but from the beginning to the end, the great tengu is refusing.
The previous surprise broke out because his grandson's naked words were not mentally prepared, and he wondered why his grandson suddenly said such a thing.
Tu'erhe, who was young and handsome, but his eyes were gloomy, said unhappily: "I heard that the human is coming, .................."
That human thing, many people in the monster mountain know, the shooting pill is very inhuman, she once wrote about the human named Qin En and the spirit dove Irin, once made the monster mountain boiling, many [Rin-sama support club] shed blood and tears to find Qin En to fight hard...... And the final result was that he was suppressed by the spirit dove Irin himself and couldn't get rid of it, and the shotgun Maru was beaten by the angry big tengu, and he didn't get out of bed for two or three weeks, but he could also see the emotions of the spirit dove Irin from the reaction.
Tuna Cha looked at his grandson: Earlier, when the Lingjiu Irin got into trouble, his grandson ran with Rin without even saying hello - this is also the reason why his biological parents no longer pay attention to him, Tuerhe is simply attracted by the Lingjiu Rin, he has no interest in the status change of the Monster Mountain, and his intentions are very obvious, that is, the Lingjiu Irin ...... I want to be the husband of the spirit dove Irin, and the one he says is not to kill other competitors.
"Grandpa, if it's a tengu in our youkai mountain, I don't care, I'm confident that I can defeat the others! But that human is the only one, and I don't allow that kind of thing to happen, either in terms of hindrance or race!
It was the human he was going to kill, the human that made Tuerhe go crazy with jealousy, his presence made Lingjiu Irin forget all the people who fought for her (he thought so), and Tuerhe, who had never killed a few people, became vicious and cruel because of this jealousy.
"Human, ah......" At this time, Tuna Cha remembered, even though his grandson was attracted to Irin the spirit dove and became her fanatical admirer, but how could this not be racism in his thoughts?
Tuna Cha was silent, and then spoke to his grandson for a long time, "You also go to the banquet - although the Great Tengu will not choose a husband in this process, you must also go...... And that human thing, grandpa will help you solve it. β
Because there is only a short period of time before the banquet, there is no way to think too finely, but for that human being, Tuna tea also has a characteristic, that is, it is young and vigorous...... Easily impulsive and lustful!
This is a very fatal weakness! And when there is a rough outline, Tuna Tea's thinking also turns, maybe this is an opportunity, an opportunity for his family to return to the stage of Youkai Mountain, after making up his mind, it is naturally a big deal-
"Tu'er, I remember, you bought a few concubines some time ago, right...... A woman bought at a high price from the market. β
"Why do you say this? Grandpa......
"She gave it to me, and I'll arrange for him to be the bait!"
"Huh?" Tu'er River was a little reluctant, the concubine was very beautiful and charming, he was not willing to move, listening to his grandfather's meaning, it seemed that he wanted to use it as bait? This made him feel that his hair began to turn green in an instant!
"The eldest husband is informal, and no matter how beautiful a beautiful woman is, she is just a concubine!"
When Tu Nacha made a ruthless decision, so that Tu'er He couldn't refute it, this stupid, impulsive and insidious child suddenly realized that his grandfather could not stop it, and he was determined to use that as bait, even if he was a 'valued' grandson, he couldn't stop it.
He saw an opportunity, so he went from being a grandfather who 'loved' his grandson to the head of the house: it was like digging a hole for himself to jump!
At that time, Tuna Tea began to lay traps, and Tuna Tea didn't have any guilt for framing others, after all, the object this time was an outsider, no matter how biased the big tengu was, there was a boundary...... And this is also a local battle, Tuna tea has a strong advantage,
This was what happened some time before the banquet began, because the time was arranged in a hurry, and Tuerhe was also watching this farce from beginning to end, and through the door, he could see the man lying on the beautiful concubine he bought, which made him a little uncontrollable anger.
It was just bought, and it was bought with great difficulty, and it hasn't had time to enjoy it yet! Even though it's not a virgin...... However, this feeling of actively throwing a woman to others to play with made him angry, and the only thing that comforted him was the expression of the spirit dove Irin.
Silence, oppressive silence, terrifying silence...... And gloomy, this is the expression of the spirit dove Irin.
And Tuna Tea also felt very proud, his plan was basically successful, Lingjiu Irin - no matter how much he liked that man, there was a limit, so many people were here...... There's no way she's going to indulge that man. After all, no matter how much she is also the leader of Monster Mountain, it is impossible for her to ignore the wishes of the people below...... Before, it may have been a mess in her head, but when she reacted, she was followed by a group of people, and she couldn't get off the stage! Her silence may be because of sadness, it may be because of emotion, but it is also likely that she is hesitating, she is choosing-to-use example, she has now split into two people, one is a big tengu named Lingu Irin, and the other is a girl named Lingjiu Irin, and the two different personalities are in conflict.
In the end, she is still young: and only young people will be like this-the old tengu tuna tea laughed at the lingu Irin, she was still too tender and too tender compared to the dog Yumori, even if she was very brave, but at this time, even if you had the courage of ten thousand enemies, it was useless! Unless she could ruthlessly kill all the tengu present, completely like a tyrant, a tyrant is terrible, especially a tyrant who is desperate to fall in love...... However, Linggu Irin is not that kind of person, and he is very proud when he thinks of this Tunacha, and the smile on his face can't help but exaggerate.
"Old man, you're smiling so ugly. β
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However, at this time, a change that no one expected happened, and the voice of the man: the human man actually came from behind, and the Tunacha, Tu'er River, and many tengu all stared behind him in horror.
The human man was walking slowly, and he was standing behind Tuna Cha, with his hands in his trouser pockets and slowly and leisurely, as if he was walking!
"Hmm, what's wrong with me, why are you looking at me?"
Qin En, who was watched by so many people, was a little puzzled, and then when he checked his body, he found that his zipper was not closed, and said with an embarrassed smile: "I'm sorry everyone, I forgot to pull the zipper after going to the toilet just now!
Qin En smiled and deliberately wiped his hand on the shoulder of Tu'erhe on the side, Tu'erhe looked at his clothes with an ugly face, he always felt that this man had not washed his hands..................
"Qin En, where have you been?" Linggu Irin asked as she looked at Qin En, there was no anger or surprise on her face, and her tone was very flat, which made the tengu present feel unpleasantly flat.
"Huh, of course, going to the bathroom...... It's just that I went back just now and found that there was no one, and if it hadn't been for someone kind to tell me, I wouldn't have known you were here!"
Qin En stood beside the spirit dove Irin nonchalantly, and Rin didn't show a puzzled look.
-- I was tricked, and everyone felt like they had been tricked.
Then the question is! Who is the person in there?
There is no need for Qin En to go in - the spirit dove Irin walked in first, and after she entered, Qin En grinned and blocked the other tengu from entering, but everyone soon understood what was going on, and the sound of conversation inside began to come out-
"Shotimaru Wen...... What are you doing here? Why do you do this in a man's clothes?"
"Ah...... beautiful girl, haha, your Uncle Aya made a big news today~ Come, sit here...... I'll show you something good~"
The people who were listening outside were all pale, and they were all blue, and they were the reporter? The female reporter who disappeared at the banquet at some point!?She was inside!?
β...... You're so drunk. β
After saying this, Irin walked out of the room, and through the cracks in the room, everyone saw that Shotimaru Fumi, who was deliberately dressed in men's clothes, was holding several naked women, and the floor was full of messy wine bottles. I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional, but the faces of those women were seen by everyone, and most of the tengu who knew the inside story looked at Tu'er River in horror, and they all recognized the identities of the women who were put on bed by Shotimaru Wen!
Tu'erhe's face was bloodless, he never expected that his cuckolding had been exposed, and after this night passed, the entire Youkai Mountain would be known to everyone, and everyone would know that he Tu'erhe had just bought the beautiful concubine maid who hadn't had time to move was actually by Shotmaruwen!
Shame!
As for sexual orientation, everyone knows that Shotmei Maru has a hobby of voyeurism, always peeping at women's pictures like a paparazzi...... At this time, the people of Youkai Mountain can understand why she has such a hobby - some people always endure the deepest side of their hearts on weekdays, they let themselves maintain a normal image, but silence will always break out, and after drinking too much, Shotmaru will reveal his true nature!
It can be seen from the reaction of the shooting pill that she is producing a kind of gender cognitive disorder - in terms of academic discourse, it is Fukai Bing.
Fame?
No big deal......
The Shotimaru text came from the kind of reputation that everyone shouted at in the Monster Mountain, and even if he became a good person, others would suspect that the Shotimaru was thinking about something else, and it was impossible for the prodigal son to turn back.
Fame or something...... Shooting Pill Wen, I don't care at all, it's not any better, and it's nothing if it's bad!
After the spirit dove Irin came out, she just glanced at everyone and left directly: the problem of the style of the shooting pill was no secret for a long time, and Rin didn't plan to waste time to correct anything, but there was nothing to say about this matter, and she turned around and went back to the banquet directly...... There was a group of embarrassed people left, and after Qin En peeked inside a little, he showed a swaggering smile in front of this group of tengu and said, "Haha, you guys are really Yaxing, after eating a stomach of wine, come and watch others stir up Ji! You guys are really ...... I won't say much about Rin, she went to see it because she was very familiar with Shotmei Maruwen to see nothing, but, what's the matter with you people, the little girl is stirring Ji inside~ You guys actually came to watch, it's so naughty!"
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No one answered Qin En, but this matter really embarrassed some people, so everyone could only face Qin En's ridicule with silence.
Do you know how sinful it is to spy on other people's troubles? Go back and write a check, 5,000 words, the understanding should be profound, the rhetoric should be gorgeous, and the attitude should be sincere and ......!"
"Humph......!"
In the end, Tuerhe couldn't help it, he snorted coldly and brushed his sleeves away, but his action of leaving was more like running away.
The others also looked at each other and left in a gloomy ...... Qin En watched the group of people leave with a smirk on his face, and then when they all left, Qin En knocked on the door a few times, and said lightly: "Thank you, Shoot Pill Wen." β
Afterwards, Qin En also left, leaving without waiting for any reaction from inside, and after they left, Shotimaru Wen let go of his hand with a grinβand when he let go, the maids knelt naked on the ground and shivered.
"Come on~ Say, who instructed you to do this~ Come, tell me, I can't wait to make a big news!"