290 Drunk and lying on the knees of a beautiful woman, wake up and tease!!
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Singing and dancing, the beautiful tengu girls and the handsome tengu handsome guys are dancing with a very national flavor, Qin En began to not understand the meaning of these dances, but now Qin En is beside the big tengu of the Monster Mountain, and the spirit dove Irin takes on the responsibility of the host very well, and does not despise Qin En's ignorance at all, but tells the history and stories of the Tengu clan very considerately. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It is also very moving, Qin En didn't expect Rin to have a very strong storytelling ability, and analyze each different dance and song in sections, gradually let the ignorant guests understand the melody and sense of history, and the meaning of the dance with unknown meaning becomes clear.
Welcoming the honored guests and making them feel at home, there is also a dance music that encourages and motivates each other in the face of adversity, and the joy of the golden iron horse when the army goes out against the strong enemy...... The tengu used dance and music to express their history, and Qin Eun, who had been indifferent, began to gradually understand the meaning of dance in the explanation of the spirit dove Irin, and the attractive stories and music brought the guests into that era......
The dance is beautiful, the sake is good, Rin is beautiful, and the food is delicious.
After three rounds of drinking, the banquet did not reach the end, and only about half of the time passed.
The dance has ended, and a few stages have been set up in the area where people were originally dancing, and some of the theater actors from Monster Mountain have also begun to perform on stage, all of which are performed with some stories and widely rumored programs of Monster Mountain...... There is quite a taste of ancient traditional dramas, and there is a kind of cold and noble pretence, and Qin En has also watched it for a while.
But soon he couldn't be so calm, he was toasted by some tengu in turn, and at this time his body was a little unbearable, even if the drink with a very low degree was poured as water, he would feel uncomfortable, and then his body began to have an instinctive reaction because of drinking too much.
"Rin, is there a toilet...... Where is the toilet?" Qin En's tongue was a little big, and his eyes became red, but his brain still knew what was going on, and the urge to urinate made him urgently need a WC that could liberate him.
"Toilets? Yes...... Go in that direction, go in and keep going straight along the road. ”
In the direction Rin pointed out, there was indeed a door to other places, and Qin En found that there were also a few people who walked there, and then came back after about a while, and after confirming that it was a toilet, Qin En temporarily left the table to release the urine.
In fact, there are many people like Qin En, and there are also many people who leave the table halfway: these people also go to the toilet like Qin En, and it turns out that the tengu do not surpass the bladder of ordinary people, in this respect they are similar to humans, they should go to the toilet or go to the toilet!
“..................”
However, Qin En's departure was as if someone had sent some signal, and the singing and dancing all stopped at this moment...... After he left, below: a middle-aged male tengu who was very close to where Qin Eun and Rin were was coughed, and all those who were performing the theater evacuated.
The cheerful appearance of singing and dancing before has disappeared, and the original pleasant atmosphere is completely a false bubble illusion covered with it, which has always been an illusion for Qin En, an outsider, to see, and the toasts of everyone before were for this purpose: to let him pee!
The expression of the spirit dove Irin gradually began to become serious, she looked at the group of tengu who wanted to stop talking, and slowly asked, "What do you want to say?"
On the other side, Qin En was also walking to the toilet, according to what Rin said, Qin En walked straight along the road, and he should be able to get to the toilet...... But just as he was on the way, Qin En suddenly smelled a very peculiar fragrance.
"Sir, are you going to the toilet?"
Very beautiful tengu girl, really beautiful...... is completely different from the well-dressed girls at the previous banquet, the right light makeup is the icing on the cake for her appearance, and her identity doesn't seem to be as simple as a maid
Qin En felt that she might have drunk too much and her vision was a little blurry, and the aroma on her body that she wanted to make people pounce on should be the illusion caused by drinking too much, right?
It should be better after peeing-Qin En, who had this thought, suddenly felt that the great beauty of the Tengu clan in front of him was an obstacle to his access to the toilet and became a class enemy!
"That's right, I'm going to the bathroom...... That's why Ni loves to play (╬ ̄ ̄)!"
The tongue is a little big because of drinking too much, and the pronunciation is not clear...... However, the basic meaning was still very well expressed, and Qin En was very angry.
However, the beauty ignored Qin En's anger, but kindly reminded: "This is not a toilet, there is a garden in front, there is no toilet." ”
"Isn't this scientific, didn't Rin say it's here?
"The Great Tengu is so busy that it's impossible to remember everything - you see, the toilet is in that direction. ”
Qin En happened to see several tengu walking in the direction guided by this maid, looking like they had just finished going to the toilet, and when they saw Qin En, these tengu nodded in greeting, their eyes were a little weird, and they couldn't be regarded as hostile or kind expressions.
It's like expecting something, as if you're waiting for something to happen, but there's something nervous about it...... However, Qin En, who drank a little too much, didn't care about the details at all, just said in a tangled and broken way: "I didn't expect that the path Rin pointed out to me was still wrong!"
After the group of people left to return to the banquet, Qin En saw the road: it didn't look like a toilet at all, it was more like a garden that didn't know where it led, and it looked like it was so complicated.
But now I can't help it! Qin En hurriedly turned his head to the excessively beautiful maid and asked, "Do you know where the toilet is? That place looks difficult to walk! I don't know the way!"
"I know where it is, please come with me. ”
At that moment: The moment Qin En said this, the beautiful maid's eyes showed a color of joy, and there was some disdain and ridicule in them.
"Hurry up, hurry up, there's no time to grind!"
Qin En didn't notice the strange color in the maid's eyes, and followed her out of here and began to walk in other directions.
Not long after Qin En left, a horned half-breed tengu came out of what Qin En originally thought was a toilet, wiped his palms with a tissue, and then threw it into the trash bin and returned to the banquet.
Linggu Irin's face was a little wrong, although at the beginning she felt that this group of people was too enthusiastic about Qin En's previous toast, but at that time she thought that these people were giving her face, but in fact, it was ...... But that's not the case. This group of people wanted to support Qin En, in fact, there were not many people who really had good intentions towards Qin En, and the polite toast before was just a deliberate attempt to get him out of here!
"What do you want to say?"
The tengu sitting in the front row below: The older group of tengu looked at each other as if they had received some tacit understanding: one of the older middle-aged tengu stepped forward, knelt on Rin's seat, knelt down to the big tengu, and just said, "Rin-sama......"
“...... You should call Lone the Great Tengu!" Irin coldly interrupted the affectionate address, and when he heard this voice, the hearts of most of the tengu present sank, knowing that something was wrong, and the Great Tengu was a little angry.
The middle-aged man who came out first regretted a little, but at this time he couldn't leave, so he had to ask stubbornly, "Rin-sama, why did the banquet suddenly become like this?" I remember at the beginning, didn't you say that today's banquet was held by you......
After pondering for a long time and considering his tone for a long time, the middle-aged tengu gritted his teeth and said, "...... Why did the husband selection party suddenly become a welcome banquet for outsiders?"
"A welcome party for outsiders?" Linggu Irin looked at the group of tengu with a blank face, and said coldly: "You are really a group of people who do not know kindness, have you forgotten the identity of that 'outsider'? If it were not for him, but you and I would have died today? I am afraid that we would have died at the hands of Inugomori! Don't you know what it means to be grateful? You call this kind of meritorious person, our noble friend of Youkai Mountain, an outsider, Helbert, are you a little too arrogant!?"
The body of the middle-aged tengu called Helbert trembled, and the coercion released from the spirit dove Irin at that moment just now made him very uncomfortable, the spirit dove Irin who was once just a small leader already had the strength and breath that matched his status, and this pressure was far better than that of the dog back then!
"But you can't change all your plans because of that person...... We don't mind having respect for your friends, but O Tengu...... Can you answer our question head-on?"
When he heard this sound similar to that of forcing the palace, the spirit dove Irin was furious and said, "Are you forcing Gu to make a choice? You are really so disrespectful! Where is your politeness!"
When this angry voice roared out, the spirit dove Irin suddenly shook his hand and slapped people far away, but this joking action really hit people! This slap made Herbert's mouth full of blood, and this slap knocked out several of the tengu's teeth, and blood continued to overflow from his mouth and nose, and he coughed for a long time without gasping for breath, and this slap almost knocked him unconscious.
But Herbert's reaction was also extremely fast, he didn't even dare to spit out the blood, gritted his teeth - he really bit the teeth in his mouth and swallowed it into his stomach, kowtowed on the hard floor, and shouted while kowtowing: "The minister is guilty, the minister is guilty!"
Blood appeared on the floor, it was the blood that he knocked out, and the tengu below hurriedly begged for mercy...... Only Kawajo Hatori and Ji Haitang did not react, both of them were playing with their mobile phones with their heads down, and Shotimaru Wen didn't know where to go for a long time and disappeared.
"I'm sorry, Otengu...... However, you must answer this question, it is closely related to the inheritance of our monster mountain, and there is no room for any perfunctory and sloppy!"
Obviously, his forehead was full of cold sweat, and his face was covered with blood, but the middle-aged man still gritted his teeth and said these words, and he could say these words hard, even Rin had to slow down his face, but there was a lingering haze in his eyebrows, these people really refused to give up!
"Lone doesn't need extra men, Lone doesn't need any harem. ”
Spirit Dove Irin looked at the place where Qin En left, and then looked at the place where the original Izumi Shadow Wolf was, the wolf girl had already fainted from drinking, lying motionless on the table, Rin looked at the wolf girl meaningfully, as if she remembered something, then turned her head to look at the tengu who was asking questions to herself, and replied, "Lone's own affairs are up to Lone's own decision!"
“...... However, in this case, the inheritance of the throne in the future will be problematic. ”
"What's wrong? Lone remembers when Inu Gomori tried to turn the position of the Great Tengu into his plaything—you were all against it, so why did you let Lone control the position of the Great Tengu while sitting here alone?"
"At this time and that time, the dog is prosperous and has no talent and no virtue, how can it be compared with the Great Tengu - we hope that the position of the Great Tengu will always belong to you.................. of the family. ”
"Family?"
Rin was at a loss, this word was a little too far away for her.
Father, with mother...... The moment their already blurred figures appeared in his mind, Rin knew how to answer—
"Lone doesn't have any family, Lone's mother and father died honorably in the war with the ghost clan in the past, Lone doesn't have any brothers and sisters, Lone is a complete lone widow family, where does the family say?"
"After you sit in this position, you are the largest family in the Yokai Mountain, and you must be the largest family, and we are all thinking about you: we are all thinking about your children and grandchildren, O Great Tengu!
"The sun and the moon can be seen?" Rin thought it was a joke, but she couldn't laugh at it, this kind of lie?
Moreover, these contents have nothing to do with their own ideals, and Rin has never thought about inheriting anything from the beginning.
Rin stared coldly at the tengu present, these people used to obey her like that, but all this changed when she ascended to the position of the great tengu, they became greedy, and began to become unreasonable.
They want to find an iron rice bowl, a prince - or a princess, it doesn't matter, a puppet who can guarantee their rights, they can't control Rin, so they focus on Rin's children and grandchildren, and they plan to use it to control.
As for the harem, I'm afraid that all of them are their own sons or some kind of relatives, right? Everyone has the delusion of flying up the branches overnight, how could Rin not know about the trouble of his relatives? This idea alone is enough for Rin to refuse!
"Do you choose that human? The lifespan of a human is only a hundred years, which is insignificant for us Tengu clans......
"It's because it's insignificant, can't you let Lone choose?"
Rin's answer made the tengu below a little shocked, originally that position: at the beginning of the banquet, the position that Rin gave up gave them this kind of premonition, but at that time they were just holding on to luck: luckily the big tengu was just angry and deliberately opposed in order to oppose it.
If that were the case, things would have compromised sooner or later...... However, Rin didn't hesitate at all, and there was no disguised answer to make the tengu panic!
"Absolutely not! Absolutely not!"
"Why not? Lone is the great tengu of Youkai Mountain, don't you even have the right to choose a man? Human life is only hundreds of years, and Lone's reign is far longer than that time, what are you worried about?"
“...... However, those hundreds of years are the best time for you to build your family foundation, please don't be impulsive for your emotions!"
The best time to build the foundation of the family?Rin looked at the people below: It's true that there are really a lot of people who really think about Rin, but in fact, this group of people is often kidnapped.
And those who really provoked people, the real masterminds: the group represented by Herbert, who was beaten and covered in blood, had only greed in their eyes.
This group of greedy people use righteousness to kidnap other people who really care about their future...... This situation made Lingjiu Yirin's heart produce a little bit of murderous energy, that is, a little bit, something called murderous qi - this group of people, they can't even wait for a hundred years, and they can't wait to start the layout!
You guys, why are you so excessive!
"Don't talk about this, Lone is not interested in your advice!"
Rin was a little impatient, why hadn't Qin En come back yet: It's just a toilet, isn't it so far away? From the beginning, the ridiculous husband selection meeting was intended to prevaricate by welcoming Qin En's arrival, but I didn't expect this group of people to really take Qin En away!
Why won't he come? Lingdoe Irin felt very embarrassed, and she wondered how good it would be if her husband was by her side at this time.
(Sir has never let me down, if he had been...... )
Although Rin didn't know what Qin Eun's reaction would really be here, she still had this expectation, and inexplicably believed that that person would not let her down.
Rin secretly glanced at a maid, and the tengu suddenly came to his senses...... Then he left to find Qin Eun's whereabouts, and the hints that Rin made were only seen by a few people.
"Huh?"
At this time, Qin En felt that something was very wrong, even if he had drunk a lot of wine, he felt that something was very wrong at this time, the place that the maid brought him into was not a toilet at all, but a room.
His head was a little dizzy, and he didn't know if it was because he drank too much wine or because the road was too forgiving, Qin En couldn't remember where he had walked, he could only look at the maid suspiciously, and said in a somewhat unhappy tone: "Hey, where is the toilet!"
If I continued, maybe I would have to just pull the zipper and find a place to pee: although this seems to be very unqualified, it is better than leaking urine!
Thorn ...... The zipper was unzipped -
Damn! I just thought about it! Men are creatures that can tolerate urine leakage! Only women will always leak urine! Am I so impatient? Just thinking about it, my body wants to pee uncontrollably?
"Hehehe, sir, your treasure is really big......"
However, the voice from below—a coquettish voice—made Qin En realize that something was wrong.
Could it be that my charm has been upgraded again, sir, and I have completely turned into a humanoid bulldozer? As long as a beautiful woman is attracted by my charm, I will be attracted by my charm and untie my clothes?
It's great!
Qin En, who was hot-blooded, pulled this woman's hair and walked into the room, intending to take her to the bed and 'shoot her directly!' But when he arrived there, Qin En was shocked to find that there was another group of whitewashed tengu lying on the bed.
Qin En was taken aback, but this group of female tengu was a little 'surprised' for a while and then smiled and entangled, how could Qin En bear it when he saw this scene, Qin En held the **** beautiful woman in his left hand and right hand, and laughed.
"It's heaven!"
Hugging left and right, for Qin En, who often fights alone, this is simply a paradise world! He can vent his pressure to his heart's content.
Pitfall?
Target!
I don't care, sir!
Desire, alcohol, these words filled Qin En's mind, and there was no room for anything else, and Qin En, who was completely paralyzed, didn't feel the maid who was outside the door - looking at him in horror: the maid who was entrusted by Rin to find Qin En.
As the frightened maid was about to leave, a hand from the darkness pressed on the handmaiden's shoulder..................................................................
"Great Tengu, if you insist on this, then we have nothing to do......
At this time, something happened to Rin, and Herbert and his representatives looked at one of the very old tengus in amazement, and he was the oldest tengu among Rin's subordinates.
"No matter what, you are also our leader, and the ruler of our Yokai Mountain, our Great Tengu - you insist on putting your favor on humans, and we can't help it, we ...... After all, it is to obey you. ”
It's clear that something is wrong with the script.
Rin was surprised, and the people who were originally on the same team as this tengu also felt that something was wrong, and this line was not what they expected at all!
At this time, some tengu wanted to refute, but the old tengu made them honest with one action...... This old guy's prestige in this is also extremely high, and he actually made that group of people no longer object!
Rin thought it was incredible!
"You can decide that way, but ...... We want you to choose a 'good person' who will satisfy us."
"'Good guy?'" Rin was a little uncomfortable with the word.
"We don't care about ability or anything, we don't worry about strength or anything, as long as he's a good person...... After all, we also want our king, your husband, to be a virtuous human being, to be an exemplary character—and of course, we don't need that kind of compassionate saint, as long as he is not too flawed and can be loyal to you. ”
“............?”
Rin felt a little weird, not because of Qin En's morality, but because of this atmosphere, she always felt that something was wrong brewing in it, and the tengu below were also very puzzled, looking at the old tengu where the old god was there, and didn't know what to say.
Many people know this old tengu, and his name is Tuna tea...... Everyone remembers him, an old-timer who was very famous in the dog heyday, and even the dog was called a senior, and he could almost be said to be a veteran of the Three Dynasties.
It was once considered to be a die-hard loyalist of the Inugo family, but after the lingu-i-rin became the great tengu, he unexpectedly killed the other relatives of the inu-gomori cleanly and then handed them over to the lingu-go-irin, even though Rin had thought about looking for him, but the evidence of the crime was not found.
All the clues of evidence that might have killed him were cut by Tuna Cha, and all the disputes were resolved by him with great vigor - the remnants of those dogs who had left the house were all sent to Rin in the form of human heads.
Unless you let Shotimaru Wen frame fabricated evidence...... But objectively speaking, if it weren't for the Tuna tea, Rin would probably have a headache for a long time.
It's a bit difficult to do, Rin didn't have that kind of consciousness of being a cunning rabbit and a dead lackey when she first came on stage, but when she did it after her current thinking status was changed, she couldn't find any good reason to directly target him.
A very dangerous fellow, a very dangerous old fellow - this kind of person suddenly said such a thing, which made Rin very worried, and she looked at the Tana tea with her eyes closed as if she was dozing, and began to think about his purpose.
It's just that at this time when everyone was silent, the maid who was sent by Rin to find Qin En came back, she walked back with a very ugly face, and Tunacha's sleepy eyes glanced at the maid, and a hint of a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. After the maid said something in Lin's ear with an ugly face, the spirit dove Irin could no longer sit still, she suddenly stood up from her position, and then quickly walked in a certain direction, her face was extremely gloomy, and the other tengu did not know why, and after hesitating for a while, they also gritted their teeth and followed.
The group arrived in the room, and when they arrived, they saw the elodox Irin standing in front of the door of a room with a gloomy face, and there was a very ambiguous voice coming from the room.
Irin didn't break in, she just stood outside the door with her face blank, her back to everyone...... No one could see his expression clearly!
Everyone also knew what the result was: that human named Qin En was finished!
That position doesn't have anything to do with him anymore!
Tuna Cha laughed, hiding behind the others and giving a weird smile.
After all, he is a young man who can't resist temptation! Although the strategy is hasty and has too many flaws, it is still good overall.
It's good that the result is achieved!
Enough for him to be ruined!