Chapter 308: Approaching the Secret of the Penalty of Science
Zhou Yi, who had a good rest for a day in the praise of the media, returned to the team the next day, trained with the large army, and officially began preparations for the Ruhr derby. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Although the preparation time is a little shorter, because it is an old opponent of the derby, it is very familiar, and it does not take too much time to understand the opponent.
And there is no need to make any major adjustments, Klopp's tactical thinking has always been "self-oriented". That is, Dortmund insists on playing their own tactics, and does not need to make various adjustments because of different opponents, which will actually disrupt their pace and rhythm.
Training is still normal, and you may not be able to tell that the derby is approaching from the training content alone, but if you look at the media, you can immediately smell the smoke of the upcoming Ruhr derby.
Supporters on both sides are engaged in a war of words in the media in favor of their own teams.
Even the two teams get players.
Grosskloitz is a player who came out of the South Stand, and if he is not a player, he is certainly a big supporter of Borussia Dortmund, so every time there is a Ruhr derby, he always rushes to the first person in the previous year.
This time, in an interview, he mocked his derby rivals.
"Neuer says he's ready, of course they're ready, and they lost the Champions League group stage in midweek to prepare for our game!" Grosskloitz shrugged and smirked.
In the Champions League group stage a few days ago, Borussia Dortmund and Schalke 04 were both away from home, with Borussia Dortmund beating Valencia 2-0 away and Schalke 04 losing 0-1 away to Lyon.
As a sworn enemy in the same city, it is natural to be happy to see another team unlucky.
And Grosskreutz's move is to rub salt on the wound of Schalke 04, originally lost, Schalke 04 fans were very unhappy, and they had to be ridiculed by the sworn enemies of the same city again, who can bear it?
Schalke 04 striker Farfan stepped up to strike back at Grosskreutz: "Grosskreutz had better pray that his team doesn't lose in the Champions League. ”
The implication is that if you lose, Lao Tzu will laugh at you.
The two sides just went back and forth and started a war of words.
Zhou Yi, as the core of Dortmund, is the focus of everyone's attention, and naturally the topic of derby cannot be avoided.
Although Zhou Yi has only played in one Ruhr derby, he is also a person who is not popular with Schalke 04 fans.
Not just because he helped Borussia Dortmund beat Schalke 04 away last season, but also because of the penalty he won for Borussia Dortmund in the last meeting.
Schalke 04 supporters insist that Zhou Yi cheated the penalty with a despicable fake throw. And this penalty is crucial.
So the reason why Dortmund was able to win that game was because of Zhou Yi's disgraceful means.
Before this competition, some media brought up the old story.
"Fake fall?" Zhou Yi widened his eyes, then made a serious thinking expression, and finally he shook his head. "Yes? I don't remember. ”
"That penalty ......," the reporter reminded him.
"Of course it's not a fake fall. Zhou Yi replied very categorically. "Bordon knocked me down, I fell, what's wrong with that?"
"That being said, don't you think your actions after the fall are exaggerated?" the journalist, apparently from Schalke, asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not here to gain sympathy, I'm just doing it to protect myself, it's called unloading. Zhou Yi said. "It's a physical phenomenon. It's a natural law that if I fall to the ground and don't roll a few times, I won't be able to transmit the impact to the ground well, which will cause a lot of damage to myself. ”
The reporter obviously thought that Zhou Yi was making excuses, and the latter said that he thought in his heart that Zhou Yi had faked a fall, so he naturally would not accept his explanation, so he continued to ask: "Even if it is for the purpose of protecting yourself, you don't have to turn so many circles, right?"
A Chinese reporter next to him was dissatisfied with the Schalke reporter's question, and protested: "You are asking a question with a preset premise and position......
The German reporter glanced back at the protesting Chinese reporter proudly, and then turned back, ignoring it at all.
This made the Chinese reporters very upset and shouted.
Seeing that the smell of gunpowder at the scene suddenly became stronger, Zhou Yi hurriedly raised his hand and said to the reporter of his motherland in Chinese: "It's okay, let him ask, he is not afraid of shadows." ”
Seeing Zhou Yi say this, the Chinese reporter couldn't say anything, but he felt that Zhou Yi didn't need to be so polite to a Schalke reporter who deliberately came to find fault. You have etiquette, people don't, you can do this when dealing with a gentleman, and if you deal with the enemy, you can go straight to the shotgun.
But Zhou Yi doesn't care, they don't have a problem.
I can only glare at the back of the German reporter, if the eyes can kill people, I am afraid that the German reporter will die countless times.
Zhou Yi looked at the reporter who was looking for faults, and said with a serious face: "It's inertia." ”
"Huh?" the German journalist did not react.
Zhou Yi patiently explained: "Didn't you just ask me why I turned several times? Let me tell you, this is the reason for inertia. First of all, you have to know what inertia is. Inertia is the property of an object when it remains at rest or in a state of uniform linear motion. Inertia is an intrinsic property of an object, which is expressed as a degree of resistance of an object to a change in its state of motion. When the external force acting on the object is zero, inertia is manifested as the object keeping the object in motion, that is, staying at rest, or moving in a straight line at a uniform speed. When the external force acting on the object is not zero, the inertia is manifested as the difficulty of the external force to change the motion state of the object......"
Hearing Zhou Yi say this, the German reporter who asked the question was already confused with a capital letter.
And Zhou Yi didn't stop, and continued to talk: "...... Back to the question of why I roll more laps. According to the definition of inertia that I just mentioned - the qualitative definition of inertia is the property of an object to resist a change in momentum, and this definition can be quantitatively extended to a measure of the object's resistance to a change in momentum, which can be used for mathematical calculations. This momentum becomes inertial mass, which is simply referred to as mass. So, mass denotes the mass of the object, and at the same time, mass is also a measure of the inertia of the object......"
Speaking of this, Zhou Yishun took the small notebook and pen in the hands of the reporter who asked the question.
And the reporter was completely stunned, and had no reaction to Zhou Yi's move.
Zhou Yi, who took the notebook and pen, began to write and draw in the reporter's interview book, and said while writing again: "The momentum equation expresses the relationship between the momentum of an object, its mass, and its velocity. If we denote momentum as p, mass as m, and velocity as v, the relationship between the three is p=mv. However, Newton's second law equation can also express the relationship between the force f and the mass-inertial mass-m, acceleration a: f = ma. ”
Zhou Yi really wrote these two equations in his notebook.
According to such an equation, we can see that if the force f is given, the greater the mass m, the smaller the acceleration a, and conversely, the smaller the mass m, the greater the acceleration a. My mass is relatively small, and if the force given by Bordon is large enough, the acceleration a will be large. The acceleration is high, and the more laps I roll on the ground. If I had come to the Dortmund Academy a year and a half, I would have had more than four laps, six laps. Because I was lighter and less mass at that time, the acceleration would be greater. ”
Zhou Yi looked at the reporter who had been petrified, and finally said: "You ask me why I turn around so much? This is the reason, do you have any questions?"
In the process of Zhou Yi's explanation, a suppressed chuckle sounded behind the reporter. And now, everyone's emotions can no longer be suppressed, and there is a burst of laughter.
In everyone's happy smiles, the reporter from Schalke also reacted - he was tricked by Zhou Yi!
Annoyed and angry, he didn't even care about the so-called demeanor, snatched the book in Zhou Yi's hand, and then roared: "You are a strong word......
"How is this a strong word? I am science. Zhou Yi looked at him with a smile and said calmly, "Mr. Reporter, are you questioning science? Questioning Newton's second law?"
The Chinese reporters and the Dortmund reporters were laughing and leaning back and forth, almost out of breath.
And the reporter who was looking for fault blushed, but he couldn't say a word. He could only look down at the notebook in his hand, on which were written two formulas, and the meaning of each letter was behind the formula.
Although he couldn't understand it, every word on it seemed to be flashing with golden light, mocking him for his low IQ......
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That night, the confrontation between Zhou Yi and the Schalke reporter appeared on TV and the Internet, not only with pictures and truth, but also with video and truth this time.
On YouTube, Zhou Yi used Newton's second law equation to explain to the Schalke reporter why he flipped four times in a row before stopping the video after landing, and the number of hits has risen rapidly since it was uploaded, and it quickly became a popular video.
Because Zhou Yi confronted the reporter in German, the author of this video also thoughtfully accompanied English subtitles, so that most people could understand what they were saying.
Netizens enthusiastically left messages praising Zhou Yi's performance.
“...... It's hilarious! For the first time in my life, I've seen a professional player use Newton's second law equation to explain his performance on the pitch to a reporter!"
"Poof! Zhou Yi did a good job! For such a reporter who came to find fault, he had to do this!"
"Did you see that reporter's expression? I'm sure he definitely didn't understand every word Zhou Yi said!"
"Hey, man, don't talk about that reporter. To be honest, I know every letter on the subtitles, but I just can't understand the meaning ******......"
"Zhou Yi is a Chinese player, and as far as I know, Chinese are very smart, and they often win the International Mathematical Olympiad Chinese!
"The requirements for professional players are so high now, do you have to understand Newton's laws?"
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At the same time, almost the same video also appeared on the Internet in China, but the English subtitles in the video were replaced by Chinese subtitles.
It also aroused everyone's enthusiasm.
"Win glory for the country!hahahahaha!"
"Zhou Yi is awesome!"
"Players understand science, just ask if you are afraid, haha!"
"What made Zhou Yi fall to the ground suddenly? What made the Schalke 04 players frantically besiege the referee? What made Magath roar angrily? Is there an unspeakable shady behind Dortmund's victory? Is Bordon the culprit of Schalke 04's defeat or was he wronged? Why did the referee insist that it was a penalty? Is Zhou Yi's four consecutive laps an exaggeration of acting skills or a natural law? Behind all this, is it the degradation of the players' sportsmanship or the distortion of human nature? Stay tuned to the annual masterpiece of the science and education channel at 8 o'clock tonight Approaching the Secret of Science Penalty Kick", let's follow the camera into the football world of Xueba Zhou Yi......"
"Ahaha, ask for this reporter's psychological shadow area!"
"It's really worthy of taking the college entrance examination if you don't play football, this physics knowledge really comes with your mouth open...... If Zhou Yiken studies hard, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to be admitted to a key university, right?"
"What is the meaning of reasonableness, evidence, and moderation? This is called reasonableness, evidence, and moderation! Whoever dares to question it is incompatible with Newton's second law!"
"No, in this way, isn't La Masia's fake fall also real and credible?"
"Upstairs, pay attention to the prerequisites, in the case of constant force, the acceleration is inversely proportional to the quality of the player, and the heavier the player, the fewer laps on the ground. It's too exaggerated for a tall man like Professor Bu to turn six times on the ground, so it's fake. You must know that Zhou Yi's weight is much lighter than him, and he was hit by Bordon so hard, and he only rolled four times......"
"Damn, you still have to know physics to watch a ball, I'm so tired......"
On the Internet, it was a carnival of netizens, and in the official media, the Schalke reporter was also ridiculed, and was evaluated for being ruthlessly crushed by Zhou Yi in terms of IQ......
There are also media interviews with physics professors at the university, and the professor said that Zhou Yi is indeed not talking nonsense, he is right.
“...... In fact, all our human activities on the earth are inseparable from physics, and some phenomena are more complicated to explain theoretically, but they are actually very common...... For example, the deciduous ball is the embodiment of fluid mechanics in football......"
The professor wanted to explain the Magnus Effect to everyone, but the director cut the screen......
When I cut back again, it was the professor's evaluation of this matter: "It is also the first time I have seen a player use the knowledge of physics to explain the phenomenon on the field, and I was surprised by Zhou Yi's intelligence. I'm sure he might be able to achieve something in physics even if he doesn't play......"
Speaking of this, the professor shook his head, as if he regretted that Zhou Yi did not choose to take the road of physics research......