Chapter 309: The Great List
The confrontation between Zhou Yi and Schalke reporters not only caused a strong reaction among the media and fans. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the "Squeeze Out Lao Guo" group, everyone is also talking about this matter.
"Hey, Zhou Yi, what Newton you said was made up by you, right?" Sun Pan asked.
Because Zhou Yi is always used to talking nonsense in a serious way, when everyone hears this kind of thing now, the first thought in their minds is - this kid is lying again.
Zhou Yi denied Sun Pan's statement: "How can it be a blind fabrication? I'm a highly educated person!"
Yang Muge said: "Hey, Zhou Yi, didn't you take the college entrance examination?"
"yes. ”
"Then how can it be a person with a higher education?" Yang Muge was very strange.
"Higher secondary education, abbreviated as higher education!"
The people in the "......" group could only send speechless expressions.
When he got up the next day, Zhou Yi saw Debora in the living room who was about to go out.
Debora stared at Zhou Yi, and Zhou Yi was inexplicable: "What are you looking at?"
"You're really impressing. Cortana shook her head.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Yi asked.
"You know Newton's second law. ”
Zhou Yi rolled his eyes: "In China, is this a general physics course in high school? I'm a person with a higher secondary education! Don't say I'm like an idiot." ”
Cortana was choked by Zhou Yi's words, and was speechless and could only turn around and go out.
Looking at Cortana's back, Zhou Yi snorted and pursed his lips.
At the Bracker training base, when Zhou Yi walked into the locker room, Grosskreutz in the locker room took the lead in making a "worship" action. This is a common practice used by fans to show how much they adore a player.
After Grosskreutz took the lead, the rest of his team-mates in the locker room followed suit.
Zhou Yi was frightened - what is the situation?
Seeing Zhou Yi's expression, everyone laughed, and then Grosskreutz came up and hugged him: "You kid! I used to think that the war of words before the derby was just a trick of swearing." I didn't expect you to play to new heights......"
It turned out that they were all impressed by Zhou Yi's performance when he faced Schalke reporters yesterday.
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After today's training session, Jurgen Klopp announced the eighteen-man squad for the match.
Poland striker Robert Lewandowski, who joined the club in the summer, was not included in the squad after a few games in a row because of the poor loading he showed in training.
The striker who replaced him in the squad was Mark Wagner!
When Klopp pronounced the name, Zhou Yi turned his head to look at Mark and squeezed his eyes at him.
However, Mark could no longer see Zhou Yi at this time, and he looked at Klopp in surprise, as if he couldn't believe that he had entered the squad.
Back in the locker room, he still hugged Zhou Yi and excitedly asked to confirm: "I'm not dreaming, am I?
Zhou Yi took the opportunity to pinch Mark: "You're not dreaming, Mark!"
Mark grinned in pain, but he didn't settle accounts with Zhou Yi, but laughed, looking at Zhou Yi and smirking: "I think I'm very happy to be able to stay in the first team, I didn't expect to be in the squad so soon......"
"You deserve it, Mark. Zhou Yi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Calm and calm, just being so happy to be in the squad, so if you can play, won't you have weak legs?"
The teammates in the locker room laughed, and Mark wanted to show his strong confidence in front of his teammates, so he said, "My legs are hard, Zhou Yi!"
"The legs are hard, they can't even bend, how can you run and shoot?"
Mark was stunned for a moment, only to realize what Zhou Yi meant, so he shouted: "No, I didn't mean that, I mean me...... It can bend and stretch, and it can be soft and hard!"
Zhou Yi pointed to his crotch and said with an exaggerated expression: "Can you be soft or hard, can you bend and stretch, are you this thing, Mark?"
Mark stammered, not knowing what to do with it, and his teammates around him laughed even more.
Kyle smiled beside him and set his eyes on Zhou Yi. He still remembers that Zhou Yi was so excited and excited when he was selected for the first time in the squad last season, and even spoke incoherently when talking to the head coach. The performance was not much better than that of Mark.
It's just that now, after a season of training, he is more and more calm......
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When Zhou Yi returned to his residence, he found Cortana talking on the phone in the living room, and her tone was impatient: "I know, I know, I'll watch it anyway, you don't care where I watch!"
With that, he hung up the phone.
No need to ask, Zhou Yi also knew that Cortana must have quarreled with her mother again. Although Mrs. Wagner is quite kind to Zhou Yi, Zhou Yi can see that she is a very strong woman with a high sense of presence at home, and her husband Wagner Sr. seems to be an invisible person in comparison.
And Cortana's character also inherited her mother's meaning a little, and the Lord saw the point of stubbornness, how could two tough people get together and not quarrel?
Zhou Yi used to live in Mark's house, so he didn't see much of the war between these two women.
But after all, this is someone's private matter, and it's not easy for others to ask if they don't talk about themselves. He only pretended not to see or hear anything, and walked straight back to his room.
Unexpectedly, Cortana stopped him: "My brother is on the list?"
"Uh......" Zhou Yi didn't expect Cortana to come and ask himself. "yes, in. ”
"And do you think he has a chance to play?"
In normal times, Zhou Yi would definitely glance at Cortana, and then tell her that he was not really a "wizard", that he would not be a mysterious oriental witchcraft, and that he would not be an unpredictable prophet.
But this time, Zhou Yi's mind quickly turned, looking at Cortana, he nodded categorically and said, "Yes." He'll play. ”
Seeing that Zhou Yi said it so surely, Cortana looked at him with suspicious eyes: "You are not a real wizard, you don't know the prophet, how can you know?"
Hearing Cortana say this, Zhou Yi scolded this woman in his heart for being a psychopath - you all know that I am not a wizard and will not be a prophet, so you still ask me such a stupid question, do you think you are stupid?
But on the surface, Zhou Yi still said in a very positive tone: "Because I believe in my friend, I have seen Mark's performance in training and warm-up matches, and I believe that with his ability and performance, he is fully qualified to play."
When he said this, Zhou Yi's face seemed to emit a soft and warm holy light......
After saying that, Zhou Yi threw down the stupid woman and walked straight back to his room, while he also tried to keep his pace steady, leaving Cortana with a back that looked majestic and divine.
Cortana turned her head to look at his back, silent, lost in thought.
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As soon as Mark got home, his mother gave him a big hug.
"Well done, Mark!" the hug was over, another kiss.
Mark struggled for a moment: "Mom, I just made the squad......"
"Being in the squad is enough to show your quality, as long as you are a little bit luckier, you can play!"
"I don't think about playing now, as long as I can be selected for the squad and feel the atmosphere on the sidelines......" Compared with his excited mother, Mark is quite sober.
He's come back from the excitement of being named to the squad and knows he still has a long way to go.
His idol Zhou Yi also had an example of being selected for the squad last season, but he was not able to get an appearance. So this is a very normal thing for newcomers.
"How can this work? Mark, you have to be ambitious! You train so hard just to feel the atmosphere of the derby on the bench? That's the Ruhr derby!"
"I know, Mom. But what can I do? I can't be ......the master if I can play," Mark said, spreading his hands, a little aggrieved.
"But you have to be ready to be ready to be there at any time, it's a matter of mentality. You have to have a mentality to be out there. Because you're on the bench, Mark, there's not as much time for you to warm up and get used to the game. If you play as soon as you play, you definitely need to be able to play at a level right away, and if you don't adjust your mentality, you can't play well. Mrs. Wagner crossed her arms on her hips and took her son very seriously.
"And, your sister will go to your game. If you didn't play well, guess what she would say, 'My brother really isn't good for football,'......" Wagner said, mimicking his daughter's tone. "Do you want to be laughed at by her?"
"No! of course not!" Mark immediately got his fighting spirit when he heard this.
"That's right, my son! our whole family will be proud of you!" Mrs. Wagner gave Mark another hug.
But in his mother's arms, Mark finally reacted: "Then if I didn't play, wouldn't my sister have more to say?"
"My son, it's a completely different thing to not play and to be bad after playing. Mrs. Wagner, who had Mark in her arms, whispered in his ear.
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Cortana was in her room, closed the door, and called Hannah.
"Hannah, can you buy me a ticket?"
Hannah on the other end of the phone was visibly taken aback: "Tickets, what do you want tickets, Cortana?"
"To go and play, of course. ”
"This ......," Cortana replied so flawlessly that Hannah didn't know what to say, so she asked, "Which one?"
Schalke 04 at home against Borussia Dortmund. ”
After Cortana finished speaking, there was no sound on the other end of the phone for a long time, so much so that she thought the short call was disconnected: "Hey, Hannah, are you there?"
It took several calls in a row before Hannah's voice rang out: "I'm here, Cortana, I'm here...... You're scaring me, Konata, and suddenly you have to watch the game, and you have to watch the Ruhr derby......"
"My brother was named in the Borussia Dortmund squad for this game. Cortana told Hannah the answer.
"Ah...... That's really gratifying, and it really should be seen. Okay, I'll go ask my friend, but ...... You should have told me sooner, Cortana. For such an important game, tickets were sold out very early, and I'm not sure if I can help you, so I'll try my best. ”
"Thank you, Hannah. Cortana thought that if Hannah couldn't help herself get a ticket, then her mother couldn't blame herself for not going to cheer her brother on.
"You're welcome, Cortana. It's rare that you want to watch a game, of course I'm going to help you make that dream come true, hahaha!" Hannah hung up the phone with a happy smile, and then didn't know which guy she was dating again......