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When the pile of chrysanthemums on the altar was shaken into the air, a person stood up from the pile of flowers, raised his hands (stretched his waist), looked up to the sky and opened his head to the sky and yawned sulk!

"What a wonderful dream! It's a pity that you woke me up......"

The crying in the audience stopped, and the sad faces became stunned, and after that, they trembled, their hearts were pounding, they screamed, and a large number of people fainted, and everyone couldn't believe the scene in front of them: Tao Xiaozhi stood up!!

"Hell!!" A scream from someone caused even more panic in the crowd, and more people fell down like a dangerous wall.

Since Ai Lixin was still standing on the altar and his back to Tao Xiaozhi, he thought that the villagers were drunk by the power of his poetry and his charm, and he himself was also self-intoxicated, and he was also drunk, constantly waving a small handkerchief, half-covering his shame, and acting coquettishly shy.

Tao Xiaozhi rubbed his big eyes in confusion, picked his nostrils, touched his brain with his other hand, and said abruptly: "Why are so many big eyes and round mouths facing me?

Elison turned his head suddenly, fainted on the spot, and came down from the upper class.

Tao Xiaozhi said self-absorbed: "It seems that I am quite attractive, even men are fascinated by me......"

"This is the action of God Abba (that is, picking the nose)!" An elder pointed to Tao Xiaozhi and said, "It must be God Abba possessed!!

As a result, the villagers in the audience immediately worshiped Tao Xiaozhi and chanted the name of the god.

At this time, Tao Xiaozhi was even more carried away, laughing backwards and backwards, if he was allowed to laugh like this again, his big teeth would inevitably fall all over the place, and ten big tails grew out of his buttocks, and each of them was towering into the sky, which was daunting. However, his stomach was pounding.

Tao Xiaozhi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said loudly: "I'm hungry, what can I eat, hurry up and bring it to me! I like your kebabs the most!!

In response, the villagers brought in baskets of roast mutton, roast beef and moke fruit.

Tao Xiaozhi opened his mouth, let go of his belly, and sent the food into his stomach one by one.

Looking at Tao Xiaozhi's eating, it was like enjoying an acrobatic performance: he did all kinds of difficult movements, threw all the food into the air, and then caught it one by one with his mouth, and nothing fell to the ground, only his saliva splashed all over the ground.

The villagers surrounded him, and they were all stunned and surprised, and they had to admire the divine power of God Abba that no one could match. Everyone was talking about it, asking Tao Xiaozhi this and that.

Someone asked, "Are you really the god Abbas?"

Tao Xiaozhi only cared about stuffing the food into his mouth, no matter what "Aba" or "dumb", he just kept nodding.

Everyone was amazed and began to worship again, but there was only one person who did not worship Tao Xiaozhi, he was less than three feet tall, holding a fly swatter in his hand and a wooden rattan hoop on his head.

Seeing this, the other villagers angrily rebuked Huoxing and said, "Why don't you kneel down when you see God Aba?"

Huoxing pointed at Tao Xiaozhi and said: "Look at his virtue, what is like Shen Aba? Will God Abba be like this when he eats? Ancient books say that Shen Aba's behavior is very elegant! And God Abba is a virgin, how can he possess a man?"

It is very reasonable, but there are still people who oppose it.

Someone said: "Isn't Tao Xiaozhi dead? Why is there a resurrection? And the statue of God Abba is behind the altar, and he came together and made a habitual action of God, isn't this a god possession?"

More people are getting involved in this endless debate.

"God Abba has never smiled at people, but Tao Xiaozhi did it just now......"

"If the Tao Xiaozhi we saw was not possessed by God, could it be that he came back from the dead......

"Maybe he's really not a man, not a god, but a ghost......"

"Will ghosts appear in broad daylight......

“......”

“......”

Everyone was busy fighting words, and only one person came out of the crowd with six stars on her head (and when she returned, she had made up six more).

Silly Xingxing climbed the altar and came to Tao Xiaozhi's eyes.

As soon as Tao Xiaozhi saw the stupid star, he threw away the mutton skewers in his hand, and said excitedly "Hmm", because his mouth was full of food, and he couldn't speak.

Silly Xingxing hurriedly said: "Don't be in a hurry to speak, it will choke you......"

Tao Xiaozhi hurriedly swallowed the food and shouted excitedly: "So you're fine......!

"But there's something wrong with you!" Silly Star burst into tears, "They say you're dead......"

"I'm dead?" Tao Xiaozhi touched his head and smiled, "Aren't I fine now?"

Silly Xingxing wiped a handful of tears and said: "You are not the same you used to be, your current name is 'Aba', they say so......"

"What are you talking about?!" Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly, "When did I become Aba?

Silly Star said: "You have died in the battle with the thousand-year-old ice spider, you have been dead for three days and three nights!"

"Millennial Ice Spider?"

"It's the big spider in the cave! You bit it to death, don't you remember? One by one, oh, by the way, I forgot that you are no longer you!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I'm still me, I'm Tao Xiaozhi! I'm bitten by the noodle spider, but I'm still me!"

Silly Xingxing said angrily: "You are Aba! Tao Xiaozhi is dead......

"I'm not dead, if I did, how would I see you and so many villagers here......?

"I'm not dead, and Abba isn't dead! Abba won't die, and I'm not going to die yet, only Tao Xiaozhi is dead, do you understand?"

"You're confusing me! I'm not dead, I'm not Aba, I'm Tao Xiaozhi! Tao Xiaozhi is not dead!"

Silly Xingxing said: "I didn't die, it was Tao Xiaozhi who died, everyone said you died, why don't you admit it?

Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said: "It's futile to talk to you, it seems that people are stupid and there is really no medicine to save them......"

Silly Xingxing said angrily: "I'm not stupid, only you are stupid, and it's not you who is stupid, it's that Tao Xiaosilly ...... who is stupid."

“......”

“......”

The two fought for each other, and they didn't give in to each other.

At this time, the old man with pigtails came over.

The old man's hair, beard, and nose hair had burned off a lot, and his beard had been shaved off, and Tao Xiaozhi almost didn't recognize him.

The old man with pigtails knelt in front of Tao Xiaozhi, made a nose-picking etiquette, and then said, "God Aba, please allow me to take your pulse for you, is it okay?"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "You're welcome, don't kneel if you want to take the pulse, I can't stand such a big gift! By the way: You are really handsome enough to shave off your beard, at least twenty years younger!"

"Yes, God Aba!" the old man with pigtails stood up, "thanks for the compliment!"

The old man with pigtails touched Tao Xiaozhi's wrist, and his heart was shocked, and his face turned iron blue!

"What's wrong? Am I still saved?!"

"It's so strange!" the old man with pigtails exclaimed, "everything is normal!"

Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said: "I thought I was going to die, it turned out to be normal!, but why do you say 'it's too strange', I really don't understand: what are doctors thinking about now (do they want others to live, or do they want others to die)!"

The old man with pigtails hurriedly said: "I didn't say that you are too strange, I mean that Tao Xiaozhi is too strange, God, you must not blame me!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Is there any difference between me and Tao Xiaozhi?"

The old man with pigtails said: "You are our great god Aba, Tao Xiaozhi is a troublemaker, he is dead, and your current possession is Tao Xiaozhi's!"

It turns out that they stupidly thought that I was the god Aba, Tao Xiaozhi secretly thought, I am obviously not dead, why do they insist that I am dead? Leave it alone, since they think I am the possession of the god Aba, then I will act a play and deceive them fools!

So, Tao Xiaozhi coughed dryly, and whispered to the old man with pigtails in a woman's tone: "Tell you a secret: I am really a god aba!"

The old man with the pigtails prostrated himself on the ground in fear, made another ceremonial gesture of picking his nose, and exclaimed: "Aba, great, beautiful and holy God, welcome home!"

When the villagers in the audience saw that the old man with pigtails had done this, they thought that it was really possessed by the god Aba, so they put aside the dispute, prostrate on the ground, and read out the sentence in unison according to the old man's version.

Tao Xiaozhi couldn't stop snickering, and said to the villagers in the audience: "Everyone loves the people, no courtesy~"

"Thank you, God, Aba!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I am really happy to see you love the people!"

A villager said, "I don't know that God is coming, what do you have to say?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's not a big deal, I just want to see how many of you love the people." By the way, I heard that the lamb skewers here are particularly famous...... Alas, why is it raining?"

So, the villagers hurriedly asked someone to set up a few big umbrellas, brought a big chair, and warmly received Tao Xiaozhi.

Tao Xiaozhi still didn't feel very comfortable, and said, "The widow's waist is particularly sore recently...... Call a few beautiful women to rub the widow's back, okay?"

Yes, of course, God will do whatever he wants!

So, the five beauties of Luoyan Village rubbed Tao Xiaozhi's shoulders, rubbed his back, rubbed his waist, beat his legs and fed him mutton skewers to eat, serving him comfortably and considerately.

Tao Xiaozhi pointed to a girl in the audience and said, "Silly star, come and sing a song to cheer up the widow!"

"How do you know my name?" asked Silly Star.

God Abba knows everything and can do anything!

Silly Xingxing put a finger to his mouth, thought for a long time, and finally opened his mouth and said: "There is a naughty little boy / his name / is called Xiao Zhi / He has a pair of gentle eyes / He is naughty ......"

Singing and singing, Silly Xingxing thought of Tao Xiaozhi again, tears flowed out of her eyes, the more she sang, the more sad she became, the more choked she sang, such a cheerful song changed her feelings.

"Hehe!" Tao Xiaozhi shouted: "What's wrong with you, did I teach you like this?! You have become the 'king of out-of-tune'! You are still shamelessly self-absorbed and self-moved." ”

"You taught me?" said Silly Xingxing, "This is what Tao Xiaozhi taught me! Only he can sing this song......

Seeing Silly Xing sad for himself, Tao Xiaozhi seemed a little embarrassed, but he still wanted to continue to play this scene, even if the comedy turned into a tragedy.

Tao Xiaozhi squeaked and said, "The widow preached you...... It's not about teaching you to sing, it's about teaching you a temperament and mental outlook when you sing...... Could it be that the love of the people of the widow is to face life with such a spiritual outlook?"

A stupid star is a stupid star, no matter how bad a lie works on her, and she will set it up in her heart as truth without question!

Silly Xingxing said: "But, now when I sing this song, I see your appearance, and I unconsciously think of him, so I sing out of tune......"

Tao Xiaozhi's eyes rolled around, and he said mysteriously: "Tell the widow, do you like him very much?"

"Well......" Silly Star muttered, "I don't know!" his idiot smile keeps spinning in my head...... Aren't you an all-knowing, all-powerful God? Tell me, do I like him?"

"That's it, that's it, you're so smart, I underestimated you!" Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "The widow doesn't want you to sing, you can dance and show me! I heard that you dance well......"

"She's not going to dance for you!" said one angrily, "You idiot and bastard level eight!"

This person is a fire star, although this sentence is not decorated with his funny metaphor, but a fire star is a fire star, and whoever wants to take advantage of a stupid star will definitely make anyone unlucky!

Huoxing had just questioned the "possession of the god", and was very excited (when was he not like this), and finally left the square under the persuasion of the villagers (the villagers didn't want him to do anything disrespectful to the gods). But he was still secretly observing, and at this time he could no longer hold back his anger, and rushed to the altar to beat the so-called "god".

A villager grabbed the fire star and said angrily, "Little Mars, you are not allowed to go wild here! You blasphemed God, you know?!"

Huoxing said angrily: "Look at his evil smile, will God have such virtue as him, just like a swan will grow into an ugly duckling?

The villager said: "However, Tao Xiaozhi is already dead, he has been dead for three days and three nights, and people cannot be resurrected when they die! Besides, when he woke up just now, he did do 'God's action', which is the first thing God does when he gets up every morning!"

Huoxing said: "Tao Xiaozhi is dead, I admit it, because I saw him killed with my own eyes, but I will never admit that what is standing in front of us now is the possession of God, never!"

The villager said secretly: "I also feel a little awkward, but the real Aba, none of us have ever seen it, how can we only believe in ancient books? As the saying goes, reading is not enough to believe in books, sometimes we have to stick to our subjectivity and not be misled by other people's concepts!"

"Okay!" said the star, "I'll ask a few questions about God Abba to test 'her' and see if 'she' is the real Abba after all!"

"Admittedly, it's definitely a great idea!"