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So, Huoxing went to test whether it was Shen Abba or an imposter attached to Tao Xiaozhi.

Huoxing said to Tao Xiaozhi: "In order to verify your identity, great god Aba, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "The fraternity and tolerance of the widow are well known, and the widow is of course willing to accept any voice of the widow's love for the people!"

Huoxing whispered in Tao Xiaozhi's ear (because Tao Xiaozhi was lying on a chair, Huoxing's mouth could reach his ear) and whispered: "Don't pretend anymore, see how I pull out your fox tail!"

Tao Xiaozhi laughed in a low voice: "I'm not afraid, be careful, don't give me death!"

Huoxing continued to whisper: "I'm not afraid, when your true form is revealed, don't blame my fly swatter for turning his face and not recognizing people!"

Tao Xiaozhi laughed in a low voice: "Is your fly swatter powerful, or my golden left foot?"

"You're Tao Xiaozhi!" Huo Xing exclaimed, "Aren't you dead?!

Tao Xiaozhi laughed in a low voice: "Of course this is impossible, I am an omniscient and omnipotent god Aba! However, my most powerful thing is to pick my nose and ......."

Huoxing was so angry that he couldn't speak, and glared angrily! Now, he was completely sure that this was not the possession of God Aba, nor was it the possession of some other ghost, but the out-and-out bastard Tao Xiaozhi! Could it be that he really came back from the dead?!

Tao Xiaozhi smiled evilly, as if reading out a holy decree, and said to the fire star: "The widow loves the people, if you have any questions, just ask! The widow will definitely give you a satisfactory answer!"

You are really good at acting, Huoxing scolded secretly, wait a minute, you don't even have tears to cry!

......The audience resounded with warm and lasting applause from the villagers, and everyone was proud that the god in their hearts could have such a great mind.

Huoxing said, "Since the gods have said so, then I'm not welcome." Excuse me: Which finger did you use to pick the elixir (aka the legendary boogers)?"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Right finger!"

"Why?"

"Because the right finger is slender and white, and the nails are long, it is the best tool for picking the nose and the elixir!"

There was thunderous applause from the audience, and it was clear that the villagers were satisfied with the answer.

Huoxing was so angry that his eyes were full of Venus, and he snorted angrily, and continued to ask, "Excuse me: What is the purpose of the elixir?"

"Cure the 'Night Disease'!"

"What else?"

"Deal with people like you who don't know how to respect God!"

The audience erupted in a burst of laughter, God Abba is not only a beautiful, gentle, virtuous and kind god, but also a humor expert!"

The star was so angry that he clenched his teeth and glared angrily! Fortunately, he was able to control himself and did not pull out the fly swatter.

"What was the first gift from your first love?"

"It's his heart!"

In fact, according to the stone pillar on the square of the gods, it is a stone that can illuminate people's hearts, called the "heart stone", but Tao Xiaozhi's answer is also correct.

"If the world was to be destroyed, and your divine powers could only save one person (mother, father, lover, etc.), who would you save?"

"I will go to save the Jade Emperor, because only he can save the world!"

The applause rang out again, and some even cheered: God Abba is simply great!!

But the fire star hasn't given up yet.

"Do you have a sister?"

"Yes!"

"What's her name?"

"Like a flower!"

Of course, it was Ruhua, Silly Star had told him, and he felt that the name "Ruhua" was too amazing, so he kept remembering it.

Tao Xiaozhi continued: "In fact, the widow also has a younger sister, but few people know about it, so there is no record in the history books of Luoyan Village, she is called 'Zhu Jiujie'!"

"When did your hymen break?"

"In my first time!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile.

"You're lying!" said Huoxing angrily, "God Aba's hymen isn't broken at all!

The villagers in the audience looked at Tao Xiaozhi with wide eyes, and the voices of doubt were everywhere and began to quarrel.

"Well...... Tao Xiaozhi squeaked, "Well...... Actually, to tell you a secret: I really broke it, but it wasn't due to messing around, but the first time I was riding a horse, I accidentally broke it, and I never dared to tell anyone...... Because I'm afraid that I won't be able to marry (in fact, if I don't break it, I can't get married)!"

The villagers in the audience breathed a sigh of relief and resumed their faith in God.

Huoxing said angrily, "Why do you make me believe you speak!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "You don't believe what God says, who else do you believe?!"

Reasonable, it's too powerful, without God Aba, can there be Luoyan Village?

Therefore, the people of Luoyan Village do not believe in God, they are simply not humans, they are beasts!

Huoxing said angrily, "Why do I believe that you are a god?!"

"Because of your questions, I gave a correct answer, isn't that enough to explain everything?"

"Yes, God said so!" The villagers in the audience began to echo, which provided Tao Xiaozhi with some strong evidence, and Huoxing only had the share of qi.

After that, Huoxing asked some more questions, but Tao Xiaozhi always answered them fluently and the answers were interesting, solving the very dead problems one by one, and turning the only answer into a wide variety, which is his cleverness. is still the same sentence: Tao Xiaozhi is Tao Xiaozhi after all!

Huoxing was so angry that his blood vessels burst, his eyes were round in all corners, red silk was everywhere, and he was holding the fly swatter tightly, and his emotions were almost uncontrollable!

"One last question," Flaming Star roared, "when is your birthday?"

"......Uhh

"What's wrong?" said Huoxing with a sneer, "You won't even forget your birthday!"

"Uh-uh...... Widows sometimes really ......" At this time, Tao Xiaozhi no longer spoke as freely as flowing water, but like a broken lotus root, and he couldn't pull out a word for half a day!

The villagers in the audience booed, glaring at Tao Xiaozhi with questioning and angry eyes, as if they wanted to break him into pieces.

"What's wrong?" said Vulner, smugly, "It's exposed!"

Tao Xiaozhi whispered in Huoxing's ear: "Dude, I know it's wrong, give me some face, otherwise I won't be able to get off the stage, for the sake of me saving you and 'dying' once to save Silly Xingxing!"

Huoxing said: "No, you made such a big deal this time, and you annoyed me (actually, when did he not look angry), I want you to 'die' again!"

Tao Xiaozhi said in a low voice: "What will be the result of pretending to be the god Abba?"

Huoxing said: "Dip in the pig cage! This is the greatest crime of blasphemy! That's what the village rules say!"

"What...... I'm just joking...... How could it be...... Can you give me a way to live, and don't tell anyone about this (pretending to be God's Abba)!"

"Can't!" Huoxing's firm eyes told Tao Xiaozhi a clear answer, "It's not okay to kill me, I can't break the rules of the village and do things that are disrespectful to the god Aba!"

"You're amazing......"

"Come on, people who have forgotten their birthdays are still gods?!" The villagers in the audience made a loud noise, all clenched their fists, ready to rush up and beat Tao Xiaozhi at any time!