Chapter 183: Teaching Martial Arts
The monkey didn't think he laughed, shook his head and said: "I have weapons, but the weight is quite heavy, but I don't know if the elegant children have the strength to pick them up, if they accidentally fall off their hands, it will not be good to hit their insteps." β
Ya vulgar smiled slightly when he heard this, and said without raising his eyebrows: "Senior brother, although I have never practiced martial arts, after all, I have served under Sai Tai Sui for many years. β
"The king was full of ambition and was really happy, and he was also drunk, and he was eager to give birth to something, so he brought his ghost-headed knife with four or five little demons and asked me to use it to play with. This ghost-headed broadsword is the weapon that the king has always used to use, weighing 5,700 catties, known as the most in the mountain. β
"Because I have never used a weapon of such weight, and I dare not hold it up in my heart, I took the handle of the sword with both hands, and I didn't want to feel very light at once, so I danced a few sword flowers with one hand, but after all, because I was not good at martial arts, I danced the blade up, and almost blinded my eyes. I couldn't help but be startled, my hand was relaxed, and the big knife came out of my hand, and it almost hit my instep. β
However, this action was also obvious to all the little demons in the hole, and they were all stunned and dumbfounded, and even the originally sleepy-eyed king widened his eyes and stood up from the throne. The king looked at the big knife that fell to the ground, couldn't help shaking his head, and sighed regretfully, elegant and vulgar, elegant and vulgar, although you are so powerful, but your qualifications are too poor, you don't know martial arts, and you can't even scratch such a small sword, how can you talk about learning superior skills, but if your strong strength is vacant, it is really a pity, stay for a while, and wait for this king to have a little free time, and then teach you a few tricks of self-defense martial arts, I believe that with your strength, although it is impossible to achieve anything, in my hedgehog cave as a leader, but it is still more than enoughγ β
"But after the banquet was over, the king seemed to have forgotten his original promise, and left all the things that taught me martial arts out of the clouds, and never mentioned it again, and I was also busy defending the interests of the show girls in the pig cave, and had many conflicts with the king and Chunjiao, he didn't mention it, but I didn't bother to urge. It's been two hundred years like this, and I haven't made any progress in martial arts, but since then, the little demon full of holes has never laughed at my lack of art, and the eyes that look at me are somewhat respectful, but I still can't figure out whether my qualifications are really as worthless as the king said, I have always felt that my qualifications are very outstanding, since I am so strong in terms of strength, even if the qualifications are poor, they will not be too low, senior brother, am I overconfident in such an idea?"
As soon as the words came out, Sun Wukong couldn't help but be shocked, and was stunned for a long time before he muttered: "If things are as you said, your qualifications are not only outstanding, but maybe they may even be surprising. After all, you are an outlier in the hedgehog cave, and instead of being loyal to him, you have repeatedly contradicted him for the benefit of the show girls. Therefore, when he saw that he had such strength, he must have been very scared in his heart, and he said that he wanted to teach you martial arts, but in fact, it was also because of the presence of the little demon in the hole that he had to appease you on the surface, and he would definitely get rid of it afterwards. β
"After all, your talent is too high, your strength is extraordinary, if you are taught to be outstanding, it will be a threat to him, it is better to hang you high, ignore it to be safe, but this is also his cunning, not only do not encourage you, but also deliberately belittle your qualifications, so that you have doubts about your own ability, and since then you have no intention of cultivating, and there has been no progress for two hundred years. β
"But these are just my grandson's speculations, what the truth is, we don't know, so if you want to prove that you are really powerful, we still have to conduct a test, then you can weigh this great sage This wishful golden hoop stick to see if it can be moved?"
After the monkey finished speaking, he took out the Ruyi golden hoop stick the size of an embroidery needle from his ear, shook it casually and turned into a thick iron rod as high as two zhang in his hand, and gently slammed it to the ground, and with a bang, he knocked the solid bluestone slab on the ground to smash, bluffing the guards in the hall dumbfounded, and looked at each other in surprise.
The old pig's eyes widened when he saw it, and he said sweatily: "This monkey is really funny, your crying stick is known as Dinghaishen needle iron, but it weighs 13,500 pounds, which is the heaviest of our weapons.
The monkey was disdainful when he heard this, and he didn't raise his eyebrows and said: "Nonsense, I heard him say that a big knife of five thousand catties can be played with one hand, but it is conceivable that this strength is very great, of course, you have to start with the heaviest weapon, is it possible to start with your nine-tooth nail rake, but isn't it an extra move?"
Ya Shi and the guards looked around the golden hoop stick for a long time, and sighed: "Ya, this weapon is really amazing, it can become bigger and smaller, arbitrarily, but it really weighs 13,500 catties?"
The monkey smiled slightly when he heard this, and said noncommittally: "You can't measure the weight just by looking at it, you can know if you have the ability to come up and try it." Hearing this, Ya Vulgar felt very reasonable, so he rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to step forward.
Tianshu had a solemn face, grabbed his robe, and cautiously reminded: "Ya vulgar, this is the supreme magic weapon that the senior brother made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and relied on to become famous, it is really heavy, you must not be reckless, even if you let go when you can't lift it, the senior brother is kind, and he will definitely not let you be easily injured." β
Ya Shi nodded silently when he heard this, and without saying anything, he stepped forward and picked up the Ruyi golden hoop stick standing beside the monkey. As soon as he touched the stick, Ya Shi felt the weight, and his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was panting for breath, as if he couldn't lift such a treasure.
Just when the monkey was triumphant and said that he wanted him to give up, Ya Vulgar suddenly made a naughty grimace, and with both hands, he pulled the stick out of the bluestone slab with great ease, and danced in his hands at will, but he really didn't know how to martial arts, and he was very clumsy in his play, even if he accidentally took it off, the Ruyi gold hoop stick in the 13,500 catties was thrown far away with a bang, and the weight of that kind of weight, if it hit the ground directly, he didn't know what kind of earth-shattering sound he could make.
Fortunately, the monkey was very alert, and he teleported forward and copied the stick firmly in his hand, Rao was so, but it also frightened everyone into screaming and sweating. The monkey weakly wiped his sweaty face, and said in shock: "Ya, you kid is really sincere, if you really don't know any martial arts, you can't even grasp the stick in your hand, but you have such strength, and it's nothing if you are a little worse in terms of qualifications. β
Tianshu was overjoyed when he heard this, grabbed Ya Shi's robe and pulled it down vigorously: "Ya Shi, don't you kneel down quickly, thank the senior brother for your advice." Ya Shi was really obedient, and sure enough, he knelt down and kowtowed to the monkey three times in a row.
The dead monkey was very proud, and he was a little ashamed and said: "Hahaha, my grandson hasn't agreed yet, you just kneel down and kowtow, it's really weird and embarrassing, but I have to ask you first, do you really like to practice martial arts, and why do you practice martial arts like this?"
Ya Shi listened to his expression solemnly, and said solemnly: "I like to practice martial arts, in addition to proving that I am not the kind of poor qualifications that Sai Tai Sui said, it is also to practice good martial arts and protect the people around me." β
As soon as the words came out, Sun Wukong stroked his palms and laughed, full of admiration: "Well said, well said, elegant and vulgar, you have been trapped in the demon cave for two hundred years, and you can still have such an awareness, it is really extraordinary, and having such a correct concept is also a manifestation of good qualifications." However, in addition to kowtowing to this great sage, you also need to kowtow to several other senior brothers, after all, my grandson's time is limited, in addition to rushing to fight monsters during the day, I also have to play mahjong with them at night, I really can't calm down to teach you, and I can only take advantage of the night time, everyone takes turns to teach you some martial arts. β
When everyone heard this, they applauded in unison, and then coaxed: "Yes, yes, yes, this proposal is wonderful, it should be done in turn, so that we can also taste the taste of teaching apprentices, elegant and vulgar, you have to kowtow to the senior brother, and you have to kowtow to us a few times." β
Tianshu was very disdainful when he heard this, and said with great disdain: "Hey, these people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, Yashu is here to apprentice, not to kowtow to you, it's too much." β
Bajie didn't feel a narrow smile, and teased: "Tianshu, you are wrong, he is not an apprentice, he is to join the Sanzang Legion, so he must also recognize his identity, and it is also appropriate to kowtow to us." Come on, come on, elegant and vulgar, I am your second senior brother, my name is Zhu Bajie, this is your third senior brother, Sha Wujing, this is Ao Bai, you call him His Royal Highness the Prince, and your senior sister, Wen Tianshu, Master, you don't have to worship, his own cultivation is zero, and he can't teach you anything. β
As soon as the words came out, Tang Sanzang was furious, and said angrily: "This pig's head, talking nonsense there, although the teacher is powerless and can't teach him martial arts, he is also from the top class of a famous university, and his education level is quite good, I can always teach him some cultural classes, right?"