Chapter 184: The Electric Halberd of the Pit Man
The old pig was disdainful when he heard this, rolled his eyes and said: "Come on, just the bird character you wrote out is not a seal book, nor a small Kai, don't say that it is someone else, even the great Confucianism who is ancient and modern does not know, if it is really used to teach people, is it not a mistake for people's children?"
Sanzang became more and more furious when he heard this, and hummed and chirped: "Damn, Lao Tzu learned serious Song characters, but he unfortunately traveled to the Tang Dynasty and was regarded as semi-literate, so it's really not annoying, so I don't teach him to write, tell him stories, and talk about the truth of life?"
Tianshu nodded when he heard this, covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Haha, I didn't expect that I would become a senior sister, and I am no longer at the bottom of the ranking, since the master can teach, I also want to come to join in the fun, first teach from the basic Taoist theory, and then teach some Qimen Dunjia techniques, hehe, my art industry has finally been inherited, okay, but you also kowtow to me a few times, let me also have a good time." "Elegant and vulgar, but also honest, they all bowed to them one by one.
Tang Sanzang saw that the fire was already proficient, so he reminded with a smile: "Since the head of the elegant and vulgar is also kowtowed, and the etiquette is also done, those of us who are elders and senior brothers, we also need to give some treasures to express it, right? ”
Ao Bai couldn't help but be disdainful when he heard this, and said with disdain: "Master is really cunning, knowing that this treasure mirror is for us to use for lighting at night, and the elegant and vulgar can't take it away if they want to, so they can be a favor, and give it to the elegant and vulgar in the name, but let us people who really have two sleeves and a clean breeze, except for this weapon on their bodies, how should we have no more belongings?"
Ya Shi smiled when he heard this, and waved his hand leisurely: "Master and all senior brothers don't have to break the bank, Ya Shi only asks the senior brother for a weapon to protect himself, and the others have nothing to ask for." ”
The monkey shrugged his shoulders when he heard this, sighed and said: "Alas, it seems that you really shouldn't let Ya Shi test his strength, but at this time he just relied on me, but there was no way, fortunately, my grandson had a lot of weapons in his hands, and he could just assign him a piece." As he spoke, he reached out on his back, pulled out a spear, and handed it to Ya Shi with a strange expression.
Ya Shi was not polite, stretched out his hand and took the spear, but the moment he touched the barrel of the spear, the spear suddenly thundered, and countless electric lights fell down and hit him, and everyone present was stunned, stretching out their hands to stop it, but where could they have time?
After the thunder had passed, Ya Shi suddenly let go, and the spear fell to the ground with a sonorous sound, and when everyone looked at him again, his whole body was already charred black, and the clothes on his body were pierced by the lightning, making his clothes ragged, and exposing his vigorous body. Ya Shi felt that his limbs were weak, his mind was dizzy, and he couldn't hold it for a while, and fell to the ground weakly.
Tang Sanzang was furious when he saw it, and glared at the monkey viciously and said: "This stinky monkey is really narrow, but how did the elegant vulgar offend you, he actually spoofed you like this, but what weapon did you give him badly, but gave him the wind, fire, thunder and lightning halberd, and electrocuted him like this, if there is a good one, I think how you should explain?"
The monkey was full of horror when he heard this, and pretended to be aggrieved and said: "Master is really wrong, I just picked a weapon for him casually, obviously chose the trident left by the old cow, how to replace it with this thunder and lightning halberd, it is definitely a mistake, I really can't blame me." ”
Tianshu gritted his teeth when he heard this, and said angrily: "Senior brother is definitely deliberate, just now I felt that your face was not right, maybe you want to engage in some conspiracy, as expected, I really gave him such a dangerous thunderbolt halberd, these weapons are used perfectly in your hands, which one you want to come at once, how can you still make a mistake, besides, there are three forks on the trident, and the thunderbolt halberd is a single-edged spear, at most there is a crescent moon on the side, but the appearance is somewhat similar to Fang Tian's halberd." The difference in style between the two is too great, and a discerning person can see at a glance that a delicate person like you can still make a mistake if he doesn't do it on purpose?"
"It's clear that you, the monkey, are too narrow-minded, bullying newcomers, and want to give the new junior brother a dismount, so that he can make such a prank, and he still thinks about denying it afterwards, I'm really sorry for your name as a Monkey King." ”
Hearing this, the monkey's face was covered with cold sweat, and he sighed, and had to admit helplessly: "Okay, okay, I admit that I want to know how much potential Ya Shi still has, so I brought this thunder and lightning halberd to him for testing, I don't want this thunder and lightning to be a little too violent, instead of complaining about this great sage here, it is better to go up and see if Ya Shi was electrocuted." ”
Wujing heard that Zhen ran forward and stretched out his hand to probe the elegant snort, but when he saw him coughing violently, he actually stood up and blocked his hand.
Wukong saw it and exclaimed, as if he had discovered a new continent, and shouted happily: "Ha, there is really potential, such a powerful thunderbolt didn't electrocute you, Ya Vulgar, my grandson is optimistic about you." ”
Sanzang was furious when he heard this, and kicked out hatefully and said: "Get out, this stinky monkey who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, you should be glad that you didn't electrocute Ya Vulgar, otherwise you will be in trouble, Ya Vulgar, are you really fine, are you injured on your body, are your hands and feet still flexible, and jump a few times to show Master." ”
Ya Shi gritted his teeth and shook his hands and feet in pain, and then held his arms and said: "My hands and feet are not injured, but they are numb and tight, and I can't stand normally so far, senior brother, you are really bad, and you don't remind me slightly, which makes me really frightened." ”
Wukong was very embarrassed when he heard this, and scratched his head innocently and said: "Hehe, if you want to remind you seriously, can you still be called into the trap, elegant and vulgar, I'm really sorry, your senior brother really has no malice, but it's really as everyone said, a little narrow, so ridiculous, and the action at this time is really big, you don't have to care." ”
Tianshu stepped forward and carefully inspected the arm held by Yashu, and said with a lot of distress: "Why is he not injured, don't you see that his arm is dripping blood, it seems that the injury is really not light." ”
As soon as the words came out, Sun Wukong was also shocked, and said dumbfounded: "It's impossible, it's just thunder and lightning, and it's not a sword strike, how can he hurt his arm, but it's too exaggerated, this kind of thing is really beyond the scope of my grandson's cognition." ”
At this time, several messengers hiding at the gate of the temple were frightened, and they pointed to the thunderbolt halberd that fell to the ground and shouted: "Elder, what is that thunderbolt halberd shining brightly, won't it be another discharge?"
Wukong looked back when he heard this, and really saw bursts of pale yellow light emitted from the thunder and lightning halberd rod that had been thrown to the ground by Ya Vulgar, as if the artifact that had been sleeping for a long time suddenly awakened, and it took a long time for the yellow light to gradually fade, and the originally thin and straight gun shaft seemed to have become thicker, and the original dark black surface seemed to be polished, and it shallow and exuded a blue milli light, which looked weird.
The monkey couldn't help but turn to face Ya Vulgar, and said with a solemn expression: "Elegant Vulgar, do you have the courage to pick up this thunder halberd again?"
Before the words fell, Tang Sanzang's face froze, and he said sharply: "This monkey, isn't it too much, it's not enough to use this kind of elegant and vulgar once, do you want to call him a second time?"
Tianshu smiled slightly when he heard this, and let out a breath leisurely and said: "Master blames Senior Brother slowly, his words seem to have a deep meaning, Ya Vulgar, let me ask you, do you really dare to pick up the thunder halberd again?"
Hearing this, Ya Shi couldn't help but tremble, and looked at the wind, fire, thunder and lightning halberd that fell to the ground with a faint blue light with a frightened face, and hesitated a little.
Bajie saw his thoughts, and said with disdain: "Hey, what kind of dumb riddle are you two people playing, how can there be such a fool in the world, knowing that he will be electrocuted again, but he still has to go up and touch the moldy head, isn't it full of food and support, looking for abuse?"
Tianshu glanced at him disdainfully, and said angrily: "What do you know about this delicious and uninformed pig's head, and the reason for this, I'm not sure yet, but Ya Shi, are you willing to believe me?"
Seeing that the words had been said about this, Ya Shi had to nod, forcibly suppressed the fear in his heart, and reluctantly replied: "Since this is the case, I naturally believe in Senior Sister, so I'll try again." ”
That being said, in fact, Ya Shi's heart was full of fear and uneasiness, and he squatted down hesitantly, but he didn't dare to reach out and touch the blue barrel of the gun easily. Finally, in the eyes of everyone's expectation and urging, Ya Shi couldn't delay any longer, so he had to swallow his saliva, gritted his teeth and put down his heart, and stretched out his hand to hold the gun.
Perhaps the bluestone slab was too smooth, and the shaft of the thunderbolt halberd was round, and as soon as the elegant and vulgar fingers atrophied and wandered, as soon as they touched the barrel of the gun, the thunder halberd rolled away with a bang, and the frightened vulgar jumped up like a frightened mouse, and his hand retracted in an instant, and the people who were watching all his actions intently couldn't help but gasp when they saw him do this.
However, this touch did not seem to be electrified, Ya Shi couldn't help but be bold, and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab the gun, not wanting to just touch the gun, and in an instant there were thousands of thunder and lightning falling from the sky, Ya Shi was too late to withdraw his hand, and was once again destroyed by the thunder and lightning to charred black, smoking from his mouth and nose, and became a refugee who came back from the fire.
Seeing that he was destroyed by thunder and lightning again, Ya Shi suddenly lost his liver and liver, knelt on the ground with a puff, and cried loudly: "Senior brother, you better spare me, I don't want this thing, it's too scary, please give me another weapon." ”