The baked cake found that I was distracted, and the girl was still unhappy, so she pushed me: "Hey, Brother Hai, I'm complaining to you here, are you still distracted......?"

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But I couldn't resist my curiosity, so I had to hold him down and said, "Don't say that I hit you, then the teacher has a problem, right?"

Baked cake looked at me in surprise, and sneakily glanced at the dormitory, and found that no one was eavesdropping, and the fat face showed a touch of fear again: "Hey, don't mention it, Brother Hai, I've seen a lot of ghosts with you for so long, and when that senior sister gave me a flattering look, I knew that something was wrong with this teacher......

I'll give you a good analysis, it's only autumn, but the teacher is wearing a thick padded jacket, and he looks very warm, which is okay.

What puzzles me the most is that his existence seems to be very quiet, just take that senior sister as an example, as a scholar, no matter how much you love to study, you have to say hello when you see the teacher, say hello, right?

At that time, I didn't think too much about it, so I just listened to the teacher's lecture.

But after the senior sister left, the more I thought about it, the more I felt that she didn't seem to see this teacher at all!

Then I looked up,, that pale hair, iron blue face, dead fish eyes that couldn't blink back, damn it, I didn't notice it earlier, this is clearly a ghost! I almost peed my pants at that time. ”

Sure enough, I was right.

This elderly female teacher is the burst of ghost aura that permeates the study room, and it can be heard from the words of the baked cake that she should be a very dedicated and dedicated teacher to education.

Such a respected teacher, for the hair to remain in the sun, has not left for a long time?

"Then you're still afraid of a fart, and he won't hurt you, you just like usual, pat your ass and leave. I looked at the pancakes with amusement.

Your baby almost kissed a female ghost, and was by a male ghost, a hero who is used to seeing ghosts and zombies, and what kind of cowardice is it in front of an old ghost.

The baked cake snorted a few times, and said without a red face and a heartbeat: "Aren't I moved by her old man, I'm afraid that as soon as I leave, she will be sad, and her ghost will be unstable and her soul will fly away!"

Nima, Lao Tzu has cultivated the Tao until now, I have heard of the soul that was beaten by the Tao, and I have also heard of the accidental tragic death of the soul Feipeng Race, I really didn't see me, you are a primary school student and sad, which caused the soul to be scattered......

The skin is thicker than the fat on the belly of the pig, and I am also drunk.

It's clear that I'm afraid of being played to death, so I don't dare to leave.

"Well, long story short, what happened to you? He deserves so much respect from you, and begs me not to deal with him. People are people, ghosts are ghosts, if you don't spare things, if you kill people, I will definitely take action. ”

I raised my hands and chest, and said righteously.

As a mage, this is the most basic professional awareness.

Besides, I promised my uncle to protect the safety of Beijing University, although I was forced, but I can't break my promise!

Who knew that when he heard that he was in a hurry, he jumped up and shouted: "Brother Hai, if you dare to do that to her old man, I will, I will ...... Break it off with you!"

Shrimp?

I heard him right, I touched his forehead speechlessly, and he didn't have a fever!

"What did she do you good for? or...... Broke your 10-year-old virginity?"

I can't help but have a lewd picture in my mind, damn, old and young love? It's so heavy, it almost disgusts me, it seems that I'm still pure, hehe.

The guy began to cry again, and with tears in his eyes, he took out a stack of papers from his arms and handed it to me: "Teacher, teacher, new parents! ”

I took it and took a casual look, and it was crooked, but it was a pair of rough drafts of math questions and calculus.

Not to mention how ugly the word is, no wonder people often say that the word is as its name, and it makes sense.

Then I just threw it on the table: "It's just a bunch of problems, what are you fussing about?" ”

The baked cake was like being exploded, and he was about to shout at the top of his voice, but one didn't stand firm and fell into a dog to eat, and sat on the ground embarrassed: "A bunch of broken questions?" Brother Hai, oh my God, I solved all these questions of yours, the teacher told me all night, I was stunned, I don't believe you are asking casually now, haha, I didn't expect that I would have a ** counterattack day when I baked cakes!"

what？

Is it so evil!

I reopened the pile of broken paper with doubts, my brother is the top student in the college entrance examination in the town, so after a few glances, I went, and what I did was really right.

It's a miracle that I can't memorize the multiplication formula of baked cakes, and the math is taught by the physical education teacher to such an extent, how rebellious this teacher is!

I threw away the paper and wept bitterly, and continued to ask, "After so long, you haven't told me how you came back?"

The baked cake sighed and said, "It's dawn, the rooster crows, there are more people, the teacher is gone, and my hanging heart has also landed." ”

"It's good, you've learned, and you're not hurt, pie in the sky. ”

I was hurt by his crying, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted the boy, my brother is really not good.

Hearing this, the baked cake suddenly became nervous, and there was horror in his chattering eyes: "What kind of pie, Brother Hai, I almost died there!"

"The teacher is gone, but when he left, I found out that the book he used to teach me last night had turned into gray, yellow, and gray paper money! It was the kind of paper money that was burned by the dead!

"It's so funny, it's funny, giggles, this fat man is so stupid, stupid brother, it's even more stupid than you. ”

At this time, a refreshing fragrance hit, and the charming figure of my sister appeared in front of me.

She covered her stomach with her hands and laughed almost angrily, and the deep grooves on her trembling chest were rising and falling violently, like a naughty girl, floating silently to the side of the baked cake, slowly, slowly pursing her mouth......

Then he took a big breath unexpectedly, and in an instant, a yin wind that penetrated deep into the bone marrow hit, enveloping the entire bedroom, and the big fat man of one hundred and fifty or six was blowing in the wind.

"Ahh

The frightened baked cake completely collapsed, and a princess bounced up from the ground and threw himself into my arms!

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