111.Chapter 111: The Penthouse Study Room
Yes, I smiled when I saw the appearance of the baked cake now, and there were two lines of tears on my face.
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And the two big dark circles under their eyes are as heavy as a panda, which is not funny.
To be honest, I didn't pay much attention to what the baked cake said, after all, it is already a fact that Jingda is yin and angry, and it is not unusual to have ghosts at all.
Seeing that I didn't react, he glanced at me resentfully, and said, "Brother Hai, why are you so conscienceless! Let me tell you, I haven't been going to the library every day these days, just in the small study room on the top floor. ”
A study room on the top floor of the library?
I nodded my head, I've heard it before.
Beijing University is a first-class famous school all over the country, and many students are top students from various provinces and cities, and Nima's mind is full of homework, and he can't wait to read books 24 hours a day.
Not to mention that the top students have quite flexible brains, and secretly transformed the utility room on the top floor of the library into a study room, and ran over to make up for homework if there was nothing to do.
Students are willing to work hard, they can't ask for it, where do they want to get the results that don't change?
I rolled my eyes, even if there was such a place, I wouldn't go to the pancakes!
"I regret that I didn't find this paradise! Damn, looking at a large number of beauties, each with a big waist and a thin butt and a round buttocks, it is not only a pleasing to the eye that can be described. Unexpectedly, I was sleepy for a while last night, and when I woke up, I found that there was no one left, and the room was full of oppressive ghosts......"
The face of the baked cake was blue and white for a while, and he said worriedly.
I'm going, so serious?
I couldn't help frowning, even the ordinary person who burned the cake felt ghostly, proving that he was not a weak lonely ghost.
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier, and continue to spend the night in that study room, you kid doesn't know what I do?"
Hearing this, the whole person seemed to be twisted, and he resignedly: "Of course I know that you are a mage, Brother Hai." But you fight and kill every time, and it's very violent, and I think it's too cruel to that ghost. ”
I'm even more depressed, this guy has always been a straight man with a tiger's head and a tiger's brain, and now that he has bumped into a ghost, why is he still docile?
, could it be that he also imitated Ning Caichen Nie Xiaoqian like Lin Yiheng and played with sadomasochism?
I can't help but have a picture in my mind, the baked cake is wearing a scholarly robe, holding the homework belly, shaking his head, and there is a bewitching goblin female ghost next to him.
Thinking about it, I'm numb, it's all weird, uh, I'm evil, evil.
No, as a brother, I can't see him go astray, I have to remind him.
Don't say I'm scaring you, the more beautiful the female ghost, the stronger the ghost power, you have to be careful that the yang energy is sucked dry. ”
He shook his head and said, "No, it's not wow!
Shenma!
I'm so surprised, you're on the old girl?
, don't you want to be so hungry and choose food, turn on the light in the toilet, and look for death!
I didn't say a word, I immediately took out my magic bag, and was about to copy the guy to catch the ghost, but I was held down by the baked cake, and I looked flustered: "Don't don't, Brother Hai, you take it easy, if you can't make a fuss, you really scatter the whole ghost, and I will die of sin." ”
Damn, why do you catch ghosts and catch sins?
I gave him a mallet and said, "You tell me clearly, what's going on, have you forgotten Wang Li? Brother, I also specially asked Black and White Impermanence to help her at that time, so that she could have a good baby, and ordinary ghosts don't do evil, and I won't embarrass them." ”
The baked cake was entangled for a long time, and finally sighed and said: "Do you think, the ghost is permeated, can I not be afraid, I was so scared that I was about to pee my pants, and I packed my schoolbag and was about to withdraw, when I suddenly hit my head, I was subconsciously annoyed, and when I looked up, I almost didn't have a heart attack, but it was ......"
I hurriedly answered: "Ghost?"
Unconsciously, I seemed to be brought into the story by him, and I was quite interested in listening to it.
Burnt cake gulp took a sip of water and scratched her head embarrassedly: "How can it, it's a female teacher." ”
Belch...... I'm speechless, I deserve you, let you stay awake in the middle of the night, run to the sundries study room to pretend, it's good, just caught by the teacher who patrols the night.
Yao Bi was a little depressed when he said this: "I was all flustered, what time was it, why did the teacher come, and she didn't find that this room was very cold and weird, why wasn't she afraid at all?"
I was puzzled, but the teacher pointed to the math textbook I had opened and asked me how to do a function problem.
I glanced at it, and suddenly my head was big, ah, what are these TMs?
x times y, chromosomes? where do I know?
I can't even memorize the multiplication formula, and my dad paid for me to come in through the back door in college, so how can I solve this function problem!
Functions know me, but I don't know them!
I didn't dare to lie, so I had to shake my head and say no, I just hoped that the teacher would open up and let me leave this gloomy place as soon as possible.
And guess what?"
......
To tell the truth, I really want to clean up the baked cakes well, this Wang Ba calf, half of the speech, and don't say it at the critical moment, deliberately hanging people's appetite!
Seeing that I was going crazy, he shrank his head and said, "As a result, the teacher actually moved a bench and sat down, and patiently taught me how to calculate that function problem." ”
Ha, I laughed, this kid is the penultimate in our major, it's not a learning material at all, the teacher taught him to learn by hand, it's strange that Nima can't vomit blood.
The baked cake nodded in agreement: "You still understand me, Brother Hai." But I didn't expect that this old lady was so patient, and while talking about the topic, I was talking to me and explaining it to me, and I was like listening to a book from heaven, and there was only one thought in my mind was to leave.
Whoever finds her can't stop talking at all, it's like chewing Xuanmai. I admired it, she saw at a glance that I didn't know how to pretend to understand, so I took out the book and pen from my bag, good guy, I worked hard to write books, elementary school to junior high school, junior high school to high school and then to university, all the formulas about mathematics and the main points were listed one by one......
Then she began to explain again, and a lecture was all night, and then the other senior sister in the study room also left, and when she left, she looked at me for a while, and I guess I was too serious to study and was too embarrassed to disturb me, so I ran away with a flattering eye. ”
I'm completely drunk, and I can fool around with you whenever and wherever I want, nonsense.
The teacher gave you a lecture, do you have wood and listen carefully?
After listening carefully, you can still see the senior sister throwing flattering eyes? Are you teasing me!
That's not the point, though......
When I heard this, I probably had a general idea in my heart.
It's strange that the teacher appeared in the sundries study room in the middle of the night, but he still grabbed the endless teaching of baked cakes?
Besides, except for the baked cakes, the other senior sister didn't seem to be aware at all, and she didn't even see the existence of this teacher.
As for the winks she throws......
That's a woolen eye!
As for the virtue of baking cakes, which beautiful woman has long eyes and noses, and can give him flattering eyes!
People obviously regard this unlucky child as a neuropath, and the sympathy they show is hey.
I have a feeling that the old female teacher is the old female ghost who said in a panic!