Volume 9 The Snake and the Rat Volume 9 Chapter 1 Gossip (I)

The time has entered July, and at the beginning of the day, the breeze rolls up gusts of heat, and it is not uncomfortable to beat on the body! Chu Bing set up a chaise longue under the huge body of Montenegro and took advantage of the wide shade of the trees to take advantage of the shade. Shaking the pu fan in his hand a few times, Chu Bing said with emotion:

"Montenegro!"

"Huh, hehe?"

"Don't say it, it's really cool under the shade of your tree!"

"Hehehe!"

"If you can produce some thirst-quenching fruit here, it will be perfect!"

"Hehehe. ”

“...... I don't mean it, Montenegro, I remember that in the past, even if Little Montenegro broke away, then the two of us could have a good conversation! At least you can still talk to each other, although it is indeed a little slower. But why are you only going to hehehehe?!"

"Hehehe~"

"I know, the different tones of your voice mean different things, but I can't guess it! You hurry up and give me individual words! Oh oh oh, ah, ah, it's all right, just don't come hehehe, I'm tired of hearing it!"

Chu Bing used the pu fan in his hand to hit the trunk of the black mountain and said.

"You spare me, sect master! With the suppressive power of this heaven and earth, it would be good if my body could answer hehehehe, if you really want to chat with it, then I'll go back, let's have a good chat!"

Little Black Mountain said with a smile and walked over slowly. A crooked vine hung down from his body, and he jumped to it, cheering happily.

"You're here, let's just talk to the two of us, why are you so troublesome!"

Chu Bing shook the pu fan and said without opening his eyes.

Xiao Heishan smiled, he knew that his sect master was in a bad mood, so he was just there to accompany Chu Bing.

After seventeen or eighteen minutes, Chu Bing was like an old man, first sighed, and then said to the black mountain in a rather old way:

"Black Mountain~"

"Say, I'll listen. ”

"Well, coffee, are you still wiping your tears there?"

He didn't say anything, he just lay there crying. Oh, yes, and snot! The god is there, measuring it with a ruler with joy!"

Chu Bing opened his eyes, looked at Xiao Heishan and asked suspiciously:

"Ruler, what does your god use to measure with a ruler?"

"How long can the snot of the coffee runny flow! I also saw it just now, good guy! A full two meters two!"

“...... Ruyu is boring enough!

The corners of Chu Bing's mouth twitched and asked.

"Nope. Even the Divine Monarch disliked him for flowing too slowly, and poked his nostrils with a branch, but he didn't move. ”

“...... Hey~, this is a great sorrow, nothing more than the death of the heart!"

Chu Bing shook his head and said with a sigh.

"Sect Master, will the coffee never change back to its original shape in the future?"

Little Black Mountain scratched his head and asked. After all, they are all old brothers who came out of the blessed land of Wanmu, and when they see coffee like that, Montenegro doesn't feel good in their hearts.

"That's not really, there are still ways, but it's hard!"

"What's the solution, how hard can it be?"

Montenegro asked curiously.

"As long as he is promoted to the Great Grandmaster realm, then he will naturally be able to return to his original form. After all, he is not like you plant, he has a huge body and aura, and no matter how the law changes, the suppression of you will not be too great. ”

Chu Bing shook his head and said.

Black Mountain grinned, and now in this world, there is only one great grandmaster in Chu Bing, and the difficulty of advancing can be imagined!

"There is another way, which is to let him go to the Hundred Blades Blessed Land. After all, it was a complete square inch of small world, he was not suppressed there, and it was easy to restore this original form. ”

"Is there a TV, coffee, milk and snacks?"

"How could there be! There's not even a piece of toilet paper there, and you have to use stones to shit and wipe your ass!"

"Wouldn't it be better to use leaves?"

"That's looking for death! Just the grass and trees there, I don't know how many years they have been soaked in the golden spiritual energy! The leaves of the trees are so sharp that they have to gouge out their shit eyes when they wipe their buttocks!"

“...... Then I don't think about it, there is no TV and no snacks, coffee is dead, and he will not go!"

Montenegro grinned.

"Helpless, helpless!"

Chu Bing shook his head and closed his eyes again. He's definitely heading for an eighty-year-old man!

Almost seventeen or eighteen minutes later, Montenegro provoked the conversation again:

"Sect Master, the rules of this heaven and earth have changed too much! Does it have too much impact on the entire world?"

"Then you say that?!"

Chu Bing was also tired of lying down, so he simply sat up straight and chatted with Xiao Heishan.

"This change has directly returned the rules to two or three years ago! The abundant aura that had slowly changed has also been re-hidden, and they don't know where they are in their hometown! Even I, the great grandmaster, now can't even think of flying in the air, and it is not bad to be able to jump ten meters high!"

"Those big moves that were released in the past will be used in the future! Especially my forty-meter-long big knife, I will never see it again! This thought, my heart, it squeaks and hurts!"

Although the words were said jokingly, Chu Bing's mood was really uncomfortable. A man who could have flown with his breath and scare at God when he was idle, and every once in a while, he could also make a big master who could summon the madman and drag the moves, and suddenly turned back into a reckless man who could only slap his fists and feet, and no one would be happy in his heart!

Speaking of which, Chu Bing is actually similar to coffee, both of which were beaten back to their original shape all of a sudden! It's like a big man who originally grew two meters tall, but as a result, people smashed a brick into one meter two! This kind of depression, it's quite uncomfortable!

"Then you, the great grandmaster, have you degenerated into a grandmaster, or a first-class master?

Black Mountain grinned. He didn't say this nonsense, this is a direct degradation from an immortal to a mortal! Immortals are different, you say that this degradation is not big!

"Well, if you put it carefully, it's not entirely true!"

Chu Bing twisted his buttocks on the recliner, then fanned the pu fan and continued:

"This flight is stuck in the air, and the moves of true qi are indeed gone. But the immortal body of my immortal has not changed at all! The hardness of the immortal body, as well as its super resilience ability, has not shrunk at all compared to the past!"

Xiao Heishan put his little arm on his chin, pondered for a long time, and slapped his palm and said:

"With this change, I directly made you, the great grandmaster, a hard-shell king!"

"I think you say turtle sounds a little better!"

Chu Bing said with a gritty mouth. It's a hard word to hear, but it's not bad!

"Sect Master, I don't think this turtle, he can hear better than Wang Ba!"

Little Black Mountain said with a grin. But as soon as he finished speaking, his face became serious:

"Sect Master, I really have a little memory of this change!"

Chu Bing immediately sat up straight, Xiao Heishan is going to make a big move! His selective amnesia, is it suddenly better today?

"In my memory, this kind of change has actually happened in many worlds and many heavens and earths! Countless sages have given many definitions to this phenomenon! Two of them have been widely spread!"

Xiao Heishan said with a face full of memories.

"Which two?

"The end of the age of mythology!"

Little Black Mountain said with a serious face.