Volume 9 The Snake and the Rat Volume 9 Chapter 1 Gossip (Part II)
Chu Bing looked up at the sky, blinked, and carefully pondered these two definitions in his heart. The more he pondered it, the more Chu Bing felt that it made sense, and it was really like this! So he nodded lightly and said:
"In the future, this immortal will not be easy to mess with! In terms of individual fighting, it must be the world of warriors and capable people!"
"Sect Master, what you said is not quite right, is it?!Just like your immortal body, the martial artist in the world, who can break it?!"
"A guy who can only beat people with his fists and slash people with a big knife can be called an immortal? He can't even fly, where does he get his immortal spirit?
Chu Bing said angrily.
"This, what you said still makes a lot of sense!"
Xiao Heishan scratched his face, thinking that the sect master was not in a good mood during this time, so let's follow his words!
"By the way, this immortal transformation, as well as the end of the mythological era, are the definitions given by the sages? Don't you say, these two definitions, the more you ponder, the more flavorful they are!"
"Donghua National Channel 19!"
Xiao Heishan said with a serious face.
"Channel 19, what, what do you mean?"
Chu Bing is a little confused, this is talking about the sages, why did he pop up a nineteenth channel?!
"Channel 19 has a popular literature program dedicated to the ancient sages and gods! If you want to hear the same words, then I have many more here!"
"For example, the era of the disappearance of superpowers, the rise of the era of science and technology, the arrival of big industry, the end of the individual strong, the great battle of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, etc., etc., that is everything!"
Little Black Mountain said with a smile.
Chu Bing stood up violently, and said hatefully at Xiao Heishan's brain, and said hatefully:
"It's fun to play with this sect master?!"
"Hey, hey, hey, that's interesting!"
Xiao Heishan rubbed his head and said with a sly smile.
Early the next morning, Uncle Chu dragged his recliner that had not left his hand for the rest of the day, and came to the wind and rain pavilion upside down. Putting the chaise longue flat, Chu Bing lay comfortably on it, turned his head to look at the pond of flowers and leaves, and said with a sigh:
"The flat pond jasper autumn waves, the green clouds embrace the fan green crank. The water palace fairy fights red makeup, and steps lightly on Lingbo stepping on the mirror!stepping on the mirror~~~"
"Good poems, really good poems! At this time, it is the best time to watch the lotus! For an old man like me, every time I watch the lotus, it is a memory of the lost youth!"
Xiao Heishan, who was sitting on the stone table, scratched his little face vigorously. I thought to myself, what the sect master said, it really can't take it! You are an immortal who is less than forty years old, in the fairy road, that is a proper cucumber egg! Pretending to be an old man here, is this appropriate!
"Husband, do you think our swimsuits look good?!"
Yan Ruyu's happy voice sounded, and Old Man Chu turned his head slowly to look over. Chu Bing's eyes that were originally half-squinted immediately widened! Chu Bing swallowed hard and spat hard, and said with emotion:
"Hibiscus noodles, willow waist, nothing is more enchanting! The daughter-in-law's figure is also too beautiful, really beautiful and delicious!"
“...... Sect Master, is it appropriate for your old man to say such frivolous things?"
"Who said I was an old man! I'm only thirty-six this year, and if you round it up, it's less than thirty! I'm still young!"
Xiao Heishan slammed his head on the table, and he howled in his heart! My sect master! What kind of algorithm is it for you to round up!
Chu Bing didn't lie down anymore, sat up, and looked directly at Yan Ruyu in a pink split swimsuit, which was called an intent!
"Husband, is it so good-looking!"
"Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! Perfect! Beautiful!
Chu Bing nodded vigorously and said.
"Uncle Shi, am I good-looking?"
Oda asked with a grin. This girl wore a light green split swimsuit of the same style as Yan Ruyu. She is a southerner, her skin is fair and soft, and she has exercised diligently these days, so she has nothing to say!
Chu Bing looked at Xiao Tian, and he also nodded vigorously and said:
"Beautiful, pretty good-looking! Especially when standing next to your aunt, after all, safflower still needs green leaves!"
“...... I'm a green leaf!"
Oda pouted and said unhappily.
"Then what do you want to do, if you can't be a dung, you need dung to be a dung?"
Seeing the beautiful daughter, Chu Bing's mood immediately improved, and he opened his mouth to tease Xiao Tian.
“...... Then I'll be a green leaf!"
Chu Bing suddenly remembered a question, he scratched his head and asked at the two:
"We don't have a swimming pool at home, why are you wearing this? If you want to swim, you can drive to the swimming pool, and the road is not far, it will take about ten minutes." ”
"It's boring to swim, I'm here to catch lunch!"
Yan Ruyu said with a grin.
Chu Bing chuckled in his heart, and immediately howled at Yan Ruyu:
"Daughter-in-law, this matter is not negotiable! I will not let you touch our fish! Just that group of fish cubs, the eldest is the longest thumb, you can spare them!"
"Cut! I didn't take a fancy to them, I didn't have enough stuff between my teeth, why should I catch them? Oda, go into the water!"
"Poof!
The two living treasures plunged into the pond and kept fluttering inside!
"My flowers, my leaves!
Chu Bing was in pain! These two directly knocked down a large piece of lotus leaves, and the pond of flowers and leaves immediately emptied a large piece!
"I'm coming!"
Ozawa Lin wore swimming trunks, ran out of the house, and entered the pond with a pounce!
"Poof!"
The flower leaf is empty again!
Out of sight and out of mind, Chu Bing simply closed his eyes and lay on the recliner and shook his fan to recuperate. Although the environment is a bit noisy, the lotus fragrance is still very pleasant! With this lotus fragrance is enough, no matter what green leaves and red flowers it is, it hurts your eyes to see too much!
"Ah, this is a terrible thing, the Divine Monarch can really do it!"
Little Black Mountain sighed on the side.
If you don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures! Chu Bing covered his ears with his hands. Lustful, chaotic, don't see or listen to the world is peaceful!
No, why does it stink so much?! Also, who is touching me, how does it feel slimy? Chu Bing couldn't help it and opened his eyes. I saw Xiao Zelin standing beside him covered in mud, and he pushed himself vigorously with his little paws dripping with mud soup. The stupid boy pushed back and said:
"Uncle, uncle, look at the loaches, what a big loach!"
Chu Bing looked down at the ground, and sure enough, it was a fat big loach!
Chu Bing sighed, pulled Xiao Zelin to the exit of the canal, and scooped water with a water scoop to help him wash his body. While Chu Bing was busy working, he said to him earnestly:
"Zelin, those two women in our family, those heads are not normal! No matter what you do, they are all trying to come out of the same way, and they are not much different from neuropathy! You are the sole pillar of the Tian family, and you must not be taught bad by them! Otherwise, when you grow up, you won't even be able to find a daughter-in-law! Then the Tian family will be dead, understand?!"