Chapter 2: The Beauty of Mutilation

In these years, all men have beards. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Although not everyone has a beard, there are people who have normal eggs but no hair on their mouths, but after all, there are very few, and theoretically there are not a few teenagers who are lang, but as long as they are sixteen or seventeen years old, the body size is roughly grown, and there will always be a little hair on the lips.

But Zhang Lu saw that the fur was not pleasing to the eye, and he plucked them all......

Especially in these years, the information is not developed, and ordinary big-headed soldiers can't figure out the difference between the clothing of eunuchs and Lang officials, and the Han Dynasty has no particularly clear regulations on the regular clothing of officials. In this case, you say that the soldier receives an order: "Punish the eunuch!" and then after entering the palace and seeing a beardless man, how will he react?

At the moment, he shouted violently: "If it is not a gelding dog, how can you not need it?" Dancing with a ring-headed knife, or holding a spear, he ran to Zhang Lu to kill. Zhang Lu was shocked, and instinctively picked up the halberd to resist, and then only heard a "bang", and the halberd rod was broken into two.

The so-called "painted halberd" is a weapon for the honor guard with colored lacquer and gold and silver, just like the general's bow in an old cartoon "The Proud General".

Zhang Lu exclaimed, threw down the broken halberd and turned around and fled. But after running out two steps, he tripped under his feet, and almost fell to the ground with a, and at the same time felt a chill on the top of his head—the hat had been shaved off, and even the bun had been cut off, and his long hair was scattered, obscuring his vision...... It's like Sadako.

This is called "not doing or dying". It stands to reason that the garrison palace is forbidden, even if it is just an ordinary standing guard and putting on a posture, he must change into hakama pleats - to put it bluntly, it is a short shirt and open crotch pants, which is convenient for activities and is also a uniform in the army - but he delayed the time because he injured his beard in the mirror, and he didn't have time to change his clothes, thinking that no one would be more serious, so he simply came over in regular clothes. The regular clothes of the scholars in these years are the top and the skirt, not the short skirt of the Scottish style, but the long skirt, which is dragged to the top of the foot.

It's just "woe, blessing depends on", and fortunately he stumbled like this, otherwise it is estimated that the knife would not only cut off the hat - Liang Guan - the matter, but may directly wipe his neck. Zhang Lu felt that the pores all over his body were full, and he instantly sweated, instinctively turned around, and was panting with his back against a palace wall.

Look at the soldiers rushing straight over with their blades, Zhang Luxin finished speaking, it is estimated that he will not be able to run - Lao Tzu will fight with you!

If you want to say that the original body of Zhang Lu is not powerless, it is just a weak scholar, but since the soul crossing, he has pondered, the troubled times are coming, I will be on the battlefield in the future, and I will win the world, and my knowledge is limited, if I can't be Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi, then I have to go to the ability of Guan, Zhang, and Zhao. "Take the law from the top, only get the middle", no matter how hard you try, you can't beat Guan Erye, at least you can't meet Liao Hua and be beheaded with a knife. Therefore, he visited famous teachers among his colleagues and practiced martial arts.

If you want to say that there are really people among his colleagues who can fight, it is that Zhang Jian Zhang stabbed, such as knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, sticks, and clubs...... Well, a lot of them weren't the standard weapons of the year...... In short, the ring head sword, the jade sword, the spear and the halberd, etc., can all be played. Zhang Lu and Zhang Jian have also learned martial arts for several months, and they have always had high standards and strict requirements for themselves, and today they just had a try on the spot - if they can't even beat a few ordinary soldiers, they simply give up the idea of fighting in the troubled times, and just wipe their necks.

Anyway, he can already be regarded as dead once in his previous life, and this little half a year has been spent on the years, all of which are earned extra.

So he "dang" and pulled out the sword from his waist. In this year, the standard weapons in the army were mainly spears and broadswords, and few people swung their swords into battle, because the range of hand-to-hand combat of short swords was too narrow, and the long sword was difficult to break the armor. But fortunately, this sword is open-edged, and the soldiers on the opposite side have no heavy armor, as long as they don't collide with their ring-headed knives, even if they lose, it won't be too ugly.

Zhang Lu's brain turned quickly, and he first swung his sword to himself, and with two "swish" sounds, he opened his lower clothes - otherwise it would be really inconvenient to act. Then he took a diagonal step, and the long sword flicked upward, and opened a ring-headed knife from the side.

This time it was the Xiyuan Army under the command of Yuan Shao and others who came into the palace, when Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was still alive, seeing that the southern and northern armies were really unreliable, he ordered Huangmen Jianshuo to take the lead, and the newly formed Praetorian Guard troops had at least second-class combat effectiveness in this era, and at the same time had absolutely first-class weapons and equipment. If these soldiers fight after the battle, and then there are generals to control them, it is estimated that a hundred Zhang Lu will not be able to defeat twenty of them, but fortunately, there are only four soldiers in front of them, and they are not subordinate to each other, and there is no cooperation.

Therefore, Zhang Lu raised his long sword, carried his spirit, and resisted to the death, and even fought four against one, and he did not fall behind for several rounds. He originally lacked actual combat experience, but after fighting for a while, his confidence was sufficient, and his courage gradually strengthened. He pondered that this sword was not a weapon of combat, and if I could take a spear or a sword, I would have a good chance of killing these men.

Just as he was looking for an opportunity to seize the weapon, he suddenly heard a "whoosh" in his ears, and he didn't know where to shoot a feather arrow, which hit his left shoulder and wedged into the flesh. He screamed in pain, his eyes suddenly went black, his movements were deformed, and he was pulled apart by a knife under his right ribs.

Zhang Lu's appearance at this time was really ugly: first of all, his hair bun was broken, his hair was scattered, and the long and short fluttered in front of his eyes and the back of his head, like a beggar; secondly, he was hit by an arrow in his shoulder and wounded under his ribs, covered in blood, and constantly splashed out with his physical activities; third, his undergarment was torn, and he didn't wear pants in these years, so he had two hairy legs - his beard was plucked clean, and there was a lot of hair on his calves - I'm afraid even "New Dragon Gate Inn" When the big boss Cao Gonggong was finally punished by the protagonists, he was not embarrassed now......

Originally, Zhang Lu was dealing with those four soldiers and swords, just not to fall behind, and it was even more difficult to break through the encirclement, not to mention that now he was injured and painful to the heart and lungs, and after blocking a few more moves, he felt that his limbs were numb, and he was about to lose his call. If it goes on like this, unless a miracle happens, it will inevitably end up being dismembered by a knife!

Zhang Luxin finished speaking, "Wang Baxiongtu, the sea of blood is hated deeply (this is actually not), and it is all dust", I can't imagine that I will pass through, but the result is still a death, and he died so silently, and he can't afford to make a little wave in the tide of history. He almost wanted to cut off his belt with a sword, take off his whole shirt, and show his cock to the other party, so as to prove that he was not a eunuch......

It is indeed recorded in the history books: "(Yuan) Shao beheaded the eunuch's subordinate lieutenant Xu Xiang, and then ordered the soldiers to arrest all the eunuchs, and all the young and old men were killed." or if there is a person who dies by mistake without need, until he spontaneously reveals his body and then is spared. "But when the problem person just rushed over, you should quickly take off your pants or untie your pants to prove your identity, this has been fighting for a long time, both sides are all on fire, who is sure that as long as the cock is exposed, the soldiers will stop?

That's it, that's it, Zhang Luxin said that I would rather die than be humiliated! When he was about to shrink backwards, his back against the palace wall, he turned his sword back, and he was facing a horizontal line towards his neck—the end of the book.

No, not yet...... Time came to a halt in that instant. Then a conversation between two people sounded in the void—

A slightly clear voice asked, "This is you at the beginning?" ”

The other voice seemed to be Zhang Lu—of course, he himself couldn't hear it—"I really can't stand it, so let's just erase this paragraph." ”

The previous voice said: "Don't mind, breaking the cause and effect will cause an irreparable rift, just like a beautiful woman with a scar on her face......"

"No matter, I like the beauty of the mutilation!"