In fact, just as a silicon-based meow predicted, when Hao Song, who "brought his own halo", returned to the kitchen, everyone retreated and covered their noses.

"Holysh/it!Cameraman, did you just fall into the toilet?!"

"The smell of the toilet is so big, it seems that you are very angry, young man!"

"You TV toilet cleaners are really stressful......

"I don't know if the insurance company's sudden death claim package does not include smoked death......

Such teasing and ridicule came from the mouths of the people in the kitchen, if ordinary people were already ashamed and indignant at this moment, they would have fled and committed suicide with a knife. But Hao Song, who was disliked by everyone, smiled with a spring smile on his face, and said in a cheerful tone: "Ah! I haven't seen you for a long time! I miss you to death! Only a strong hug can relieve the melancholy in my heart!" After speaking, he opened his arms and threw himself at the Chinese chef who was resting at the table.

"Fake! This guy suddenly rushed over like a 'brother wrestling' in a video!" (What kind of tape are you watching!)

Just when everyone was avoiding the stinky Hao Song, Chuan Bo noticed that this guy seemed to be coming for him, considering the previous eye contact, Chuan Bo hesitated for a moment, and then Hao Song hooked up on the shoulder.

"Go to the toilet when you feel like it's convenient. Remember to use the second squat. Hao Song grabbed him and said in a low voice. After speaking, he turned his head to look at Uncle Chuan, but found that the other party's face was so green that he was smoked. So this thing couldn't help but say without hesitation: "What a ghost with a green face! I should blush when I was hooked by the handsome and martial Uncle Ben with his powerful arms, hey!"

Chuan Bo pinched his nose and shook his head helplessly and retorted: "Blushing is the worst situation, right? Do you think you are Billy Helrington (the famous GV actor of the United States)?" After a pause, he made an OK gesture with his hand behind his back to indicate "no problem".

The joking nonsense didn't make the four monitors too suspicious, and at most they thought that the Chinese chefs and videographers were quite bold and could have fun in the bitterness.

At this time, Mr. Filari, who was talking to the US imperialist military on the radio at the top of the Aloha Tower, was very dissatisfied, and he asked in a sarcastic tone: "So after three hours of careful consideration, you have come to the conclusion that you want to delay the time without sincerity?"

Major Stiga, holding a megaphone, said solemnly: "The release of information involves human rights issues, and we have no right to disclose other people's privacy." So I hope you have a different condition. ”

Hey! Who is it that has always been exposed and violated the privacy of citizens? Do you have no right to divulge but have the right to snoop? Under the guise of human rights, he said it as if it were true! Mr. Ferrali thought so disdainfully, but he knew in his heart that it was useless to say it, and it would only turn the situation into a dispute between the two sides, so he pointed to the core and said: "Even such a simple condition cannot be met, and we do not think that you have the sincerity to achieve other conditions!"

"It is impossible to agree to this condition of harming the interests and privacy of the public to maintain the dignity of the country!" Major Stiga seized the opportunity to recite this cheeky and beautiful sentence taught by Mo Daoist in righteous words, and he couldn't help but secretly applaud. After stabilizing his mood for a while, taking advantage of the fact that the other party was dumbfounded and unable to respond, he continued: "But for the safety of the hostages, if you want to change the conditions to leave Hawaii by boat or plane, we can provide convenience! We can even allocate some crew members!"

Here Mordos teaches Stiga to play a conceptual substitution, substituting the deranged abuser/prisoner into the concept of "the masses", and replacing the kidnapped hostages with the national decency of the American imperialists. At first glance it sounds reasonable, but it doesn't stand up to scrutiny. So Stiga quickly threw out the next shocking condition to divert everyone's attention: the military offered to provide you with a means of transportation to escape!

This is unheard of, and wherever there is a kidnapping and robbery in the world, the surrounded criminals will always rush to coerce the police into preparing a means of transportation for them to flee from in a hurry to coerce hostages. And today the sun has come out of the North Pole, and the US imperialist military actually took the initiative to put forward such conditions!

It is undeniable that Mr. Filari was indeed a little moved when he heard the news, but he quickly calmed down: What a powerful strategy, do you want to trick us out of this building that is under complete control, and then find an opportunity to surprise and rescue the hostages? But unfortunately, no matter whether or not the purpose of the war is fully achieved, we outlaws have no intention of returning alive! For the sake of the full achievement of the purpose of the war and the rise of the Islamic State, what is a mere bad fate! As long as the leader is still alive, the Islamic State will definitely grow!

Mr. Ferrali, who had firmly established his martyrdom mentality, replied with a sneer: "I'm sorry, but I insist on asking for an explanation for my compatriots, and I have no intention of changing my original intention because of some unrealistic conditions. Although it is very important to expose the hypocrisy of the other side, the US imperialist military represented by Stiga has even said that it has taken the initiative to provide transportation for the terrorists to escape, which is obviously a very sincere condition in the eyes of ordinary people, so Filari cannot question the sincerity of the other party's negotiations.

On the surface, the two sides were evenly divided, but considering that the previous situation was completely dominated by terrorists, it is clear that this negotiation was a successful victory for the US imperialist military. At the moment when the other party left angrily and was done, Major Stiga even heard a salute of "pop!" in a delusional way!

While suppressing his slightly excited emotions, he strode towards the command car, feeling that his performance this time could be proudly returned to the errand. As everyone knows, in the eyes of outsiders, this success is all due to the new arrival of Lieutenant General Bergkamp. After all, Major Stiga had been blocked by Firali and had nothing to say, and the lieutenant/general turned the situation around as soon as he arrived.

For some reason, Major Stiga, who was proud of the spring breeze, suddenly saw a nightmare he didn't want to see: an agitated Edward Mierro and Situ Xiaoge, who was left outside the command car. And standing in front of the car door opposite them was the solemn and majestic Captain Lu Luo, whose expression was as serious as that of a great eunuch guarding in front of the emperor's bedroom.

It is not surprising that Edward and Brother Situ came together, no matter how to say that they both belong to the "abandoned resentful woman", it is not surprising that they have a common language and interests to pursue. But these two guys actually dared to block the door in front of the command car together, the severity of this behavior is equivalent to "abandoning the concubine and forcing the palace collectively", right?

With the thought of "I've caught you this time!", Major Stiga resisted his fear of Edward, a madman, and forced himself forward, but inadvertently caught a glimpse of a fairly obvious fist mark on the door of the command car! Suddenly, his pupils contracted violently: "I'm wiping! The delusional salute just now turned out to be the sound of this guy slamming the door!? Is this something that humans can do? You kid has installed a mechanical arm! Can you leave a little dignity for the 50cm thick composite metal door!?

"You, what are you doing!?dare to force your way into the command vehicle!?" said Major Stiga, a little trembling, his tone very strong and competent, and even his voice unconsciously raised. At the same time, he glanced fiercely at the four soldiers who were being sent by him to spy on Edward not far away, who were pretending to be gigglers, and these four guys really did not cause even the slightest obstacle to Edward. But Stiga apparently didn't expect Edward's impulse to be directed at the terrorists.

"Oh, Major Stinger! hehe...... Just in time, Uncle Ben...... Ahem, I have some good ideas that might help with the current impasse. I hope to meet Bergkamp Lieutenant General!hehehehe...... You see...... "I guess it's because of the excesses he has done before, and Edward's attitude is quite good at this time." Literally, he spoke like a lewd/trivial peddler selling small yellow dishes under the overpass of the Celestial Empire many years ago. However, in fact, Edward's self-proclaimed "good" expression on his face was quite terrifying, looking like an underworld boss who had just been kicked in the body. The intimidating effects of the furious heart, the forcible and dry and gloomy tone of discussion, and the hands with fist gloves rubbing together "zizi" are the direct effects of ......

"Wow!! guards help! Kill!" Major Stiga was so frightened that he didn't even have a chance to explain that his name was Stiga, he screamed in shock, and even reflexively pulled out his pistol!

"Please calm down!, Mr. Major...... Warrant Officer Edward, please be patient and wait for the briefing. The Chief of Guard, Luro, reached out and put his hand on Stiga's shoulder, but his other hand involuntarily touched the holster on his waist and stared at Edward, apparently because the expression and violent behavior of the creature were so fantastical and terrifying, and he was also shocked......

At this time, the door of the command car opened, and Professor Mo held his forehead with a headache and said, "Anyway, let's come in with Poor Dao first." After speaking, he glanced at the fist print on the car door and continued, "As for the loss caused by Xiaoyou, the academy will deduct and compensate you from your credits. ”

Edward Miero was looking at Major Stiga, who had just lost his temper, with a look on his face, and his face suddenly pulled down when he heard "deduct and compensate". For Edward, the tyrant who had become a habit of conserving energy, credits that could be exchanged for a lot of energy (fried chicken, vodka?) were naturally like his life/roots.

"Isn't it just a knock on a small dent, obviously the quality of this door is not good?" said Edward, dissatisfied, as he stepped forward to check the door.

"That's because there's a soft layer of insulating buffer in the middle of the door!And according to Xiaoyou's way of knocking on the door, most of the doors that ordinary people know can't stop you, right?" Mo Yudao tried to hint that Edward should stop doing anything shocking. Edward bent his knees and slumped his shoulders, and then slammed a "bang!" on the other side of the door......

"Hey, wouldn't another punch of the same kind on the other side cancel each other out? Edward wondered as he looked at the extra fist print on the inside of the door.

"Such a simple and chaotic physics cognition is developed by watching too many children's animations!" Professor Mo complained haggardly.

["After that incident, Poor Dao seriously submitted the "Application for Formulating the Code of Conduct for Mind Cultivators in the Clear Mind Realm" to the academy, but it was ignored ......" - Kidney Deficiency Dao Chief Mo Yu Dao]