The Watch of the Long Night Chapter 109 Edward's Repeater
While Edward was wrestling with the door and credits, Lieutenant General Bergkamp spoke with a sense of urgency: "Warrant Officer, if what you say is indeed beneficial to the current standoff, what does it matter if you destroy a blast-proof steel door? This loss is a drop in the bucket for us, and we don't need to pay compensation. ”
After a pause, he warned solemnly: "Of course, the premise of everything is that there is something to say! Otherwise, it doesn't matter who you are, military law will deal with it!" This series of words is naturally perfect, but it is a pity that the person who speaks to the lieutenant/general is Edward.
"No need for compensation! local tyrants are different!" Edward Miero's eyes lit up, staring at the middle general's thigh, which didn't seem to have much flesh.
"You've only heard the words 'no compensation'......, right? Although the U.S. imperialism, which has only been founded for 200 years, can indeed be called a tyrant country, don't just say such rude words......" Mo Yudao stood behind Edward and held his forehead, and said with a little tired Chinese half-complaining and half-reminding.
Naturally, Bergkamp didn't understand Edward's transliteration of "local tyrant", but he didn't pay much attention to it, perhaps in his guess that the word probably meant something like "noble" or "rich". He sat in his chair with his fingers crossed on the table, leaning forward slightly in a listening pose.
Edward didn't understand what people were talking to, but the body language of others understood quickly, so he immediately spoke: "Now that the situation is at a stalemate, the top priority is to get in touch with the tower as soon as possible." In the case of signal blocking, the only means of communication can be relatively primitive handwritten letters!" "For some well-known and needless reasons, Edward and Hao Song did not intend to leak information about the "whale roar" to the US imperialist military, so they must also be careful not to reveal the slightest sign that the two have already communicated.
Bergkamp will change posture with one hand on his knees, the other hand on his chin, his lips closed thoughtfully, and Mo Yudao's eyes are obviously bright. Only Major Stygar, who followed up, immediately retorted: "This is impossible!" After a pause, he avoided Edward's terrible eyes and continued: "Aloha Square lacks shelter, and the military is forced to set up an encirclement 100 meters away from Aloha Tower, considering that the snipers of terrorists occupy the commanding heights, how can we get close to Aloha Tower to receive letters?"
After listening to this passage of his subordinates, Lieutenant General Bergkamp still looked thoughtful, while Mo Yudao smiled and lowered his eyelids. Mo Yanling Lori looked at the old man's expression on the side, and complained in her heart: "If you think about it, you don't understand anything, do you? Anyway, no matter what people say, you pretend to understand and think first, right? And your thinking posture is really familiar! This is an imitation of Master Rodin's sculpture "The Thinker", hey! The brains of this old man and the sculpture are hollow!
For some reason, Major Stigar seemed to get encouragement from his boss's constipated look, and continued: "Even if we send someone to the bottom of the tower by some means, the hostages in the tower will not be able to deliver any letters to us! Not even a hostage has been able to get close to the window until now! let alone throw the letters out!"
At this point, the old man Bergkamp finally caught up with the rhythm, nodded in agreement, and said slowly: "Makes sense. Warrant Officer, what do you say?" asked Edward, frowning and looking irritated.
"Where is there so much mess! Since my brother has already entered, he will definitely find a way to communicate with us!" Tyrant Edward said in a very unreasonable tone, and then the creature suddenly changed to a very immediate tone and continued, "There are at least three feasible ways for the hostages in the tower to contact the outside world!
Mo Yudao and Mo Yanling immediately realized that Edward's tone when he said the latter sentence was completely a copy of Hao Song's smug tone when he was doing the analysis. And others who are not familiar with Hao Song are just a little surprised at this time: this thing's brain doesn't seem to be full of muscles?
Regardless of other people's reactions, Edward was trying his best to repeat Hao Song's words in "Whale Roar", and had fully entered the role of the humanoid repeater: "One of the best ways to ensure accuracy is naturally through the garbage passage in the kitchen! Besides, the kitchen has the eyeliner of the Zhi Gong Party, and the conditions for internal and external cooperation are the most mature! I think someone in the tower must be able to think of this!" Speaking of this, the analysis should be over, but Mo Yudao and Mo Yanling suddenly had a hint of ominous premonition.
Edward Mierro continued after a few seconds: "Oh yes, if those brain-dead people happen to have an IQ online, and suddenly question how you would know that the Zhi Gong Party buried nails in the kitchen, you can take that guy who runs around all day long, and when you ask, he told you to puff puff ......."
Mo Yanling rushed forward quickly, slapped Edward's face with the Panama straw hat to block his words, and scolded angrily in a low voice: "Enough! Shut up, stupid! You are obviously Hao Song's tone! These words are what he said to you, no need to repeat them!"
Edward also reacted, and his face changed drastically: "Hey......? Now that they've heard it, I'm going to have to kill people according to the code of conduct for bad young people on the streets!"
"Kill you pig's head! For what a big deal, you have to confront the US imperialist military! And your badness has completely exceeded the level of 'look at me and beat you up' street gangsters, right?!" Mo Yanling complained while holding a straw hat and slapping Edward's face.
And Brother Situ, who was dressed in a white practice uniform, looked like he had suffered 30,000 points of mental damage after Edward said something, and muttered to himself on the side: "The guy who ran for the funeral...... The guy who runs all day long......"
"Let me wait to discuss one or two!" Mo Yudao stood up in time and said, while gesturing his daughter and Edward to calm down, and then pulled the dazed Lieutenant General and Mr. Major aside to mutter.
Yes, this seemingly completely hopeless pit situation is actually possible to remedy, because Edward "repeated" Hao Song's original words in Chinese, and Internet words such as "brain damage" and "IQ online" are relatively obscure and difficult to understand for non-native Chinese speakers. Except for the Mo father and daughter and the two overseas Chinese of the Zhi Gong Party, everyone else didn't seem to understand, and didn't wonder if Edward had secretly contacted Hao Song. And after Mo Yudao's diversion of attention, Edward finally passed this pass.
Lieutenant General Bergkamp made the usual remarks: "Warrant Officer Edward, what you said we have understood, and it is indeed insightful. I won't pursue the matter of breaking the steel door with my fist. ”
Edward stood at his desk seemingly honestly, but thought to himself: Although you speak English, why do I always feel like you are describing fistfighting......? While scolding, he tried his best to suppress the expression that had become weird, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring tone: "Mr. Lieutenant/General! I ask to contribute to this mission!
Lieutenant General Bergkamp looked at Edward, and said in his heart why is this guy's expression so distorted, is it because he can't wait to go into battle to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions?
So Mo Yanling pulled the somewhat depressed Situ brother out of the command car, but Edward Miero was unconscious, and he regarded himself as a "relevant person" and stayed. Under the chairmanship of the wise and powerful lieutenant general, a total of five people began this high-level meeting on counter-terrorism operations.
Lieutenant General Bergkamp set the agenda for the meeting: "Now that we have the possibility of making contact with the hostages in the tower, we now need to draw up a plan to approach Aloha Tower and obtain information, which we need to base on, whether by surprise attack or assault." Then let the others discuss, and finally he made the decision.
Except for Edward, the others showed an IQ that was no less than that of normal people, and soon decided on a simple and reliable plan of action, and Edward Mierro's only contribution was to give the plan a deliberate action codename: Scavenging Mouse. (This guy's focus is completely different from everyone else!)
Urgent action, efficiency first. Ten minutes later, Major Stigar led Edward Miero and Stuart Town to meet the other four who were acting together.
"I brought the funeral brother Situ Zhen to translate the black words of the Zhi Gong Party that may appear, which I can understand. Edward Mierro's tone was low, "But why do these four teases want to be with me?!Although this trip is just to collect information, they can't directly sell cute! What about the Delta Force? Are there no one in your U.S. imperialist military?" while complaining and pointing at the four guys with hippie smiles, it was the Eggache Quartet who had spied on Edward Mierro before.
"Ahem......" Major Stiga said with a somewhat helpless headache, "with your level, the soldiers sent to spy on you are actually good hands. It's just that these guys are all veterans, and if the tasks assigned are too simple, they will be a little more casual......"
At this time, the only black man among the four soldiers saw Major Stiga, and immediately beckoned and greeted: "Yo! Major Niangpi, boss! Is there any black work to be handed over to the brothers to do?"
Major Stiga scolded back with a smile: "What kind of to! This time it's a serious matter! Next time, I must send you dead black/ghost to the Middle East to die! By the way, this time there is a good deal for you gang of tumors......" Then the five guys began to gag and personally attack as if no one was around, and Edward and Stuart Zhen watched dumbfounded.
After some verbal and scolding, after explaining the task, Major Stigar said to Edward and Stuart, "Let me reintroduce you, these four are the most troublesome, strongest, and most clever soldiers under my command! They are my brothers! They have never missed!"
Before he finished speaking, the four guys who were hanging and laughing just now were shocked at the same time, stood up straight, rested with their backs, and roared in unison: "Glory!"
["Lao Tzu has never understood, why don't the teases I meet seem to be simple?" - Edward Miero]