Precautions: 1. The dosage must be used with caution, more or less it will lead to adverse reactions and even death, so it must be used under the guidance of a physician.

Another advantage of having a doctor with you is that in case of an accident, there is the possibility of saving a survivor.

2. Keep this medicine out of the reach of children, Alzheimer's, fools or mice, so as not to be drunk by others like a tonic drink.

3. Before taking this medicine, the patient must have the courage to see death as home, not to produce excessive behavior or resist the doctor's treatment, to face it calmly, close his eyes and pinch his nose and drink the medicine in one go, so as not to cause insufficient medicine and waste.

Fourth, it is best to write a suicide note, a love letter, and explain the aftermath before taking this medicine, so as not to leave a lifelong regret in case of an accident.

Fifth, pay attention to seeing

"Precautions", otherwise the above is nonsense.

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In Tao Xiaozhi's eyes, at this moment, the silly star is no longer a cute and honest silly star, but a resentful witch: her smile is so gloomy, her eyes are so weird, she is holding a bowl of steaming poison, but she tastes the medicine with a motherly breastfeeding attitude!

Silly Awakening Potion.

Ingredients: Five-star awakening cordata grass, red ice bone grass, fire butterfly flower, nine yin white bone grass, etc., according to an ancient proportional number sequence, the proportion requirements are extremely high, the medication is slightly wrong, life is like ashes!

Properties: It is a jet-black opaque water-based gel liquid, with a variety of pungent odors, such as stinky fishy smell, dead mouse smell, weasel stinky fart smell, beriberi strong sock smell and so on.

Function and function: It is suitable for all kinds of burns, wounds, various skin infections caused by mosquitoes and all kinds of mild to moderate internal injuries, and has multiple effects of awakening the mind (even the gods will wake up), removing stasis and increasing immunity.

Dosage and Usage: Take one dose each time, two to three times a day.

Adverse reactions: Occasional skin irritation such as burning, cold, paralyzing, or allergic reactions, such as rash, itching, vomiting, barking, biting, jumping, and even hitting the wall, jumping into the well, hanging, or pinching your neck with your own hands until you lose your breath.

Scope of application: suitable for both men and women, except for some arrogant people who do not believe in doctors, radicals, babies under one month and pregnant women, it is a must-have medicine for home travel.

Precautions: 1. The dosage must be used with caution, more or less it will lead to adverse reactions and even death, so it must be used under the guidance of a physician. Another advantage of having a doctor with you is that in case of an accident, there is the possibility of saving a survivor. 2. Keep this medicine out of the reach of children, Alzheimer's, fools or mice, so as not to be drunk by others like a tonic drink. 3. Before taking this medicine, the patient must have the courage to see death as home, not to produce excessive behavior or resist the doctor's treatment, to face it calmly, close his eyes and pinch his nose and drink the medicine in one go, so as not to cause insufficient medicine and waste. Fourth, it is best to write a suicide note, a love letter, and explain the aftermath before taking this medicine, so as not to leave a lifelong regret in case of an accident. Fifth, pay attention to the "precautions", otherwise what is said above is nonsense.

Storage: Sealed in a cool place.

Validity: 24 months, 24 days and 23 hours.

Producer: Silly Star.

Production date: Approximately after noon today.

Remarks: If you have quality problems or other questions, please contact Silly Star himself, letters or visits to the door, do not disturb, thank you!

Having said so much, everyone probably has a deeper understanding of the "Silly Awakening Potion", but in general: the above narrative obviously has the element of braggart and grandstanding. If you don't believe me, it's okay, but you must believe what the veterinarian's daughter says, because she's smart and cute! If you don't believe her, it doesn't matter, just believe in the fire star, because he's a patient, and the patient certainly has a deeper understanding of the role of medicine.

Silly Star placed the bowl of hot and pungent potion in front of his cousin, but Firestar was still "rumbling" and snoring, as if enjoying the long-lost dream. But a discerning person can see at a glance that he is cheating on his sleep! He enjoys sleep so much, but his face is pale, his lips are pale, and his whole body is constantly in a cold sweat and shivering, and he wonders if this is a sweet dream or a nightmare.

"Get up, big lazy worm!" shouted Silly Star, twisting the ears of the Fire Star, "It's time for the medicine!"

Huoxing couldn't help but get up if he wanted to sleep, but he still looked like he didn't understand anything, wiped a handful of saliva and said, "Dear cousin, I slept well, why bother me?"

Silly Star blew the bowl of potion and said softly, "Drink it!"

Huoxing hurriedly said: "I'm not sick, don't drink!"

Tao pinched his nose and smiled: "You're not sick yet?! You've been half dead by thunder! Although this medicine is more smelly than horse urine, it will definitely not harm your body if you drink it!"

Tao Xiaozhi is simply a stone, even if Huoxing is not half killed by lightning, drinking this medicine will stink half to death! He just wants to see Huoxing's half-dead drunk!

"It's none of your business whether you drink or not!" said Vulcan angrily, "No need for you cat to cry!"

Silly Xingxing immediately avenged Tao Xiaozhi and said: "Brother Xiaozhi is right, if you drink it, your injuries will be healed, do you have to believe the words of your cute cousin。。。。。。 ”

"Yes, even if you don't believe me, take your sweet cousin's word for it, and now is the perfect time to show your loyalty。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi smiled very gloomy, his eyebrows fluttered, and his hypocritical concern was revealed, which may be the highest level of treacherous laughter!

Even if what Tao Xiaozhi said before was all wrong, Huo Xing thought, but there is one sentence that is very correct: now is the best time to express loyalty to him!

Huoxing stared at the hot potion for a long time, took the bowl of medicine with one hand tremblingly, and clasped the hand of Silly Star with the other, and said affectionately with tears: "Lovely cousin, you know, I will always listen to you like a cat! However, before drinking this bowl of medicine, I want to say to you: My heart will always belong to you, just as the white clouds will always belong to the sky! After drinking this medicine, whether I live or die, my love will always belong to you, just like a bird will always belong to the sky! I will always remember you, dear cousin!"

Fortunately, Huoxing's cultural level is limited, and he can't think of anything more about it, if he loves Lixin's talent at all, at least it won't stop when it's dark, and it's more numb than thunder and lightning!

"I'll remember you, too, my dear cousin!" cried Silly Star, "but—drink the medicine, it's cold!"

Although Silly Star doesn't know why her cousin is crying (probably because she was very moved, after all, this medicine was concocted by him), but she will also be sad when she sees others sad, who told her to be so pure and stupid?

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Just drink a bowl of medicine, do you want to make it like life and death!"

Huoxing swallowed his saliva, turned his heart sideways, and raised his head to drink the bowl of medicine in one gulp!

Sure enough, he is a bold person! But what happened next may not be so cool!

After Huoxing drank the bowl of medicine, before he could catch his breath, he hiccuped, rolled his eyes, and fainted!

Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "Is he dead?!"

"Don't be afraid!" Silly Star said calmly, "This is a normal reaction!"

"Normal reaction?" Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly, "But he fainted!"

No matter how good a pharmacist is, there will be times when others will be questioned, let alone a veterinarian, let alone the daughter of a veterinarian, not to mention that this daughter is stupid!!

Silly Star smiled: "If you faint, you can't stand the torture of pain!"

At this time of life and death, she can still laugh, isn't this a witch?!

"Then what are we going to do next?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Do we continue to let him 'sleep', or find a way to wake him up (wake up)?"

Silly Star said: "After drinking the 'Silly Awakening Potion', the patient will sleep quietly for a while to adapt, and after getting the 'Awakening', he will suddenly jump up and scratch like a madman, and after a while, he will calm down, regain his senses, and the injury will be much better." All we have to do is hold her hands and feet to stop him from jumping like a frog, and wait for him to come to his senses。。。。。。 ”

In fact, it happened, and they did