Text Volume 1_Chapter 34 Eighteen Beast Capture Techniques and True Thoughts (2)
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The sun is setting, the vast woods, it is impossible to get out of this forest before dark, this is all because the fire star woke up too late, or the "stupid awakening potion" of the stupid star has not been well combined for the human body with a special physiological structure of the fire star, which directly caused him to miss many good times in the afternoon.
Tao Xiaozhi said to Silly Xingxing: "It's been three days since the journey to the old man who forgets his love, how can he never look endless! Is it that your cerebral cortex sometimes sublimates to an unprecedented 'top of intelligence', so you get lostγγγγγγ β
"Absolutely impossible!" corrected Silly Star, "how can you use a word like 'extremely smart' to describe me?"
"What words should I use then?" Tao Xiaozhi said curiously.
Silly Xingxing made a cowardly appearance and said with a smile: "'Extremely smart' is more suitable to describe wise middle-aged men, because at that time their heads have already taken off and are about to be 'absolutely top'! As for me, hehe, 'sinking fish and geese', 'closing the moon and smiling at the flowers', 'looking back and smiling' and so on to describe it is too inadequate, and it is not in line with my cheerful and lively character, I think, it is more appropriate to use 'smart and clever'... β
Silly Star always gives us an unexpected surprise at some point, and that's when she only has a flash of inspiration!
Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "The stupid teacher is really insightful! Whether it is logical thinking or analysis and reasoning, it is all to penetrate into the truth, admire, admire!"
"Of course!" said the six stars on the head of the stupid star, "I have always been a smart, cute and beautiful stupid star!" As for the 'lost' as you say, it is pure fiction, because with a clever brain, a well-developed analytical system, and a massive memory storehouse, I will not get lost, and the road often misses my footprintsγγγγγγ β
Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "After all, I'm still lostγγγγγγ β
"You can't doubt my lovely cousin's analytical skills!" said Huoxing angrily after waking up from drinking the medicine, holding a fly swatter and angrily, "Just like a student is not allowed to doubt whether the teacher will pick up a girl!"
"Don't talk anymore!" Silly Star cut off their conversation in time, so as not to let them scold and fight endlessly, "If you continue to quarrel, the sky will be dark from you, if Sister Moon is unhappy, she will not come out to add you, and let you touch the wall in the dark... Let's find a place to set up camp and comfort our hunger!"
This is undoubtedly a not stupid idea, because everyone is happy to accept it.
They found a small lawn in the rocks as a place to live, because it was surrounded by several pine trees, which could resist the troubles of wild beasts, and it was also very hidden and difficult to be discovered, and more importantly, there was a small stream not far away, which was as beautiful as a crisp bird song! Yes, where there is a stream, there is water to drink, there is water to boil food, and if there is Yaxing, you can also take a refreshing bath, which boils down to one sentence: water is the source of life!
Yes, there are many trees around it, and they are doing all sorts of measures to defend themselves against the encroachment of wild beasts: they have put up a fence around them with dead branches and trunks, like a pigsty, and have put some thistle thorns in the entrance as trapsγγγγγγ
Everything is well arranged, which shows that their ability to survive in the wild is very good, but there is an obvious shortcoming, that is, their stomachs are hungry through several holes, no matter how strong the ability to survive in the wild, the most important thing is to solve the problem of feedingγγγγγγ
There was not much dry food left with them, nothing more than a few buns, but Xiao Guagua's dry food didn't seem to be worried, and Silly Star still had more than half a bag of green pills. They have a lot of entanglements on them, which is a sufficient precaution they have made to solve the problem of food and clothing, but unfortunately, these things are not useful. Originally, I thought that they didn't have to sleep in the open, but lived in a luxury inn and enjoyed the taste of travel, but there were so many accidents during the journey, it seemed that this sweet feeling became a pool of bitter water: sleeping in the open air, the journey was tiring, hungry, these are not worth mentioning, and the most terrible thing is that they killed people and almost lost half of their livesγγγγγγγ
It is useless to look back on these things, and it will only add to the annoyance, so it is better to dig all these unpleasant memories out of the cerebral cortex and bury them.
Tao Xiaozhi thought like this, so he still had a smile on his face; and Silly Xingxing, due to his intellectual problems, also got a little bit of the true inheritance of the idiot ghost, and he didn't take it to heart at all, so he still didn't understand anything; and Huoxing has always been cynical and jealous of the world, and when facing these problems in reality, he was even more angry, and these unpleasant things were burned to ashesγγγγγγ
At this time, the stomachs of the three people were clanging, and it was almost late, and it was already the end of the 'infinitely good' of dusk.
Tao Xiaozhi said to the sunset that was almost lost: "The sunset is infinitely good, but it's just near dusk~"
"Good poetry!" Silly Xingxing clapped his hands and said, "I can't imagine that my brother is so accomplished in composing poetry, and he can be compared to Mr. Elison, who is known as the 'Prince of Love Poems' and 'The Sun Umbrella of Love' in my village!"
"Of course this is a good poem!" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "But, it's a pity that it wasn't written by me, it was written by someone who said you don't understand, and that person is estimated to have entered menopauseγγγγγγ β
Silly Xing smiled: "Menopausal people have a lot of troubles, so they are full of complaints, and they lose their temper through poetryγγγγγγ β
Silly stars are silly stars, stupid people can always see something that others can't see, such as happiness, they find it, and others let him slip away between their fingersγγγγγγ
"My poetry is all scared away!" Tao Xiaozhi smiled, "but it's not because of you, it's my stomach that is messing aroundγγγγγγ Alas, why does 'consciousness' have to recognize 'matter' as a mother? It seems that I have to find something 'material' to fill my stomach, or else 'consciousness' will be goneγγγγγγ β
Silly Xingxing said: "But it's already dark, the forest is very dangerous, there are a lot of jackals, tigers and leopards or something, there are many dangers, we still stay here safely! There is still a little dry food in the baggage, you will just have a little, and tomorrow, when we arrive in the town, we can have a big meal!"
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "You don't know me too well, in my 20 years of life, I am not afraid of any 'death', but I am afraid of 'starving to death'! So when I encounter jackals, tigers and leopards or something, I am not afraid, everyone is very hungry, and whoever eats is not necessarily good!"
Silly Star said: "Okay, now that you've decided, let's go, but be careful~~"
"Don't worry, I have a red tassel gun! I promise to be back soon, and bring dinner with me!" Tao Xiaozhi pretended to be overdone and said to Huo Xing, "Huo Xing, you have to take care of your cousin, I'll treat you to supper when you come back!"
"Of course you don't have to worry about it, damn yellow people!" "Huoxing said angrily, "You better take care of your head, don't just throw it into the tiger's mouth!"
"Thank you for your advice!" Tao Xiaozhi said goodbye and walked out of their "pigsty" with a gun.
Silly Star shouted: "Don't get lost, this forest has a complicated geography, you must mark it along the way, otherwise you won't be able to come back, and Sister Moon won't want to see you!"
His voice came from the shadows deep in the dense forest in the distance: "Don't worry, there will be a moon tonight! I must come back to enjoy the moon with you while having supper!"