"The king called me to patrol the mountains, I turned the world, beat my drum and beat my gong, and the other world was full of happiness......"

With his hands on his back, his body shaking, trembling a few times when he took a step, and humming lyrics that no one in the other world could hear clearly, Wu Yan walked around the school, and his heart was full of pride, raising his eyebrows and exhaling. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

has been oppressed by Tiexin for too long, and for so many years, Wu Yan has dreamed of one day being able to return the humiliation he has suffered. I didn't expect this dream to come true today, and it would be so hearty and happy.

Thinking of the tragedy of the dog's remaining blood and the appearance of Tie Xin being deflated in front of Li Cai, Wu Yan's heart was as sweet as drinking Nongfu Spring. and the eyes of the classmates full of surprise, shock, and even admiration and gratitude, which greatly satisfied Wu Yan's vanity.

In the past, Wu Yan was reluctant to walk around the academy, because wherever he went, he was greeted with only contempt and ridicule. But Wu Yan felt that today was different from the past, so he uncharacteristically went to a crowded place, and waved warmly when he saw that it was a person.

It's a pity that Wu Yan's impression is too bad, except for the very few people who were informed by the news spirit that what happened in Chuxin Yuan just now, they were willing to nod and return the salute to Wu Yan, most of them left quickly with a look of indifference, and they didn't even bother to give a disdainful look.

Today is the registration day again, and there are not many people in the school, Wu Yan didn't find the audience for a while, and he felt bored, so he had to put away his interest and leave the school to go home.

Taiyang City is an ancient city with a long history, bounded by the ancient city wall, and divided into two parts, the inner city and the outer city. The inner city is shrouded in an ancient protective array, and the ancient city wall is not only the boundary of the protective array, but also an important base of the protective array, which cannot be destroyed or moved. Some families felt that the inner city was small, so they moved outside the ancient city wall, and over time, more and more people lived outside, so around the city wall, a larger outer city was formed.

Wu Yan's family is a big family, and they also put the family seat in the outer city, and occupy a large area in the south, a mile away from the inner city. Taiyang University is located in the very center of Taiyang City, and Wu Yan has to pass through a commercial area in the south of the city to return home from the school.

Taiyang City has always had a saying that "the south is rich and the north is poor", the rich are gathered in the south, and the north is basically a common man. This business district is just in the center of the wealthy area in the south of the city, although the area is not very large, but there is a lot of land inside, all kinds of goods, it can be said to be the commercial center of Taiyang City.

Wu Yan was worried about the Taobao in his mind, so he drilled into the most prosperous street in the business district, and while observing the goods, he pondered how to sell Taobao things at a good price in the other world.

"Look at those leather boots, the style is ugly, there is no sense of fashion, and the workmanship is rough, even the thread of the sole is not cut, it looks like it is made by hand, if it is an assembly line product, it will definitely not be like this. Wait, it's all like this, it's going to sell for twenty taels of silver? Do you think you're Dior, or Versace? I know, your shop is in a high-end commercial street, and it's not easy to rent a lot of money, but you can't kill people like this, right?"

"What age is this, and you still sell flints? Do you know that the lighters in my store are five cents a hand, and matches are two cents a box? This ghost otherworld, it's really too backward, too rustic!"

"And what kind of strong pills, Huiyuan ointment, and dispelling stasis, obviously just a little volume, but it has to be packed in a huge porcelain bottle, which is not economical at all! Oh, this is just a sample, the real goods will be full? Then there is no need to make the porcelain bottle so thick, use a transparent plastic jar, it is cheap and trouble-free...... What do you ask, what is a plastic bottle? I don't know that?! That's ...... Who are you, why should I tell you!"

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The more Wu Yan walked around, the more he felt that the technological gap between the other world and the earth was too big, and it could be measured in light years! Wu Yan's heart was full of pride as an earthling, and he couldn't help but start to tremble, pointing left and right with his mouth broken, as if an expert professor saw a kindergarten student, and he looked like he hated iron but not steel.

In the eyes of others, although Wu Yan was dressed ordinarily, he was full of posture, and he obviously had a great background! So he didn't dare to offend, no matter what Wu Yan said, although he couldn't understand a word, he still pretended to suddenly realize and nodded again and again, bowed and bent over, and thanked him with a mouthful of thanks.

There are also a few people who know that Wu Yan is fine, but they are laughing in their hearts, and they are embarrassed to break it, and when they are holding back in their hearts, they just happened to be seen by Wu Yan, and the sentence "Brother, you are constipated" instantly collapsed.

"It turned out that it wasn't constipation, it was constipation!" Wu Yan pinched his nose, shook his head and left, continuing his journey of otherworldly product reviews.

"Eh, do you know how to get to Wanyaolou?" a heavenly voice woke Wu Yan up from the world of the "Loser Forum".

"Such a nice voice? According to my years of experience in chatting with Q and WeChat, the photo looks good because PS learns well, the better the voice, the uglier it is, the uglier it is, I dare not kiss, this woman's voice is so good to hear that it is not saved, and she dares to love Sister Feng more than Sister Feng! Don't pay attention to her, otherwise she will be chaste if she is entangled! Hurry up, go your own way, let others go other people's way!" Thinking of this, Wu Yantou didn't look back, and rushed forward with his feet outstretched.

"Eh, don't run so fast, wait for me......"

The more he screamed later, the more Wu Yan ran happily, turned several corners, and arrived on a street with few pedestrians, convinced that he had finally gotten rid of the claws, Wu Yan put his mind at ease, stopped and bent over to support his knees with his hands and panted: "I'm tired of the baby, it's even more tired than the running man!"

"What is a running man?" A voice ghostly sounded in Wu Yan's ears, making Wu Yan tremble and collapse to the ground.

"You, you, don't come here!" At this moment, Wu Yan obviously felt that he had met a middle-aged woman and a master of bubbles who walked without sound and ran without panting, and his brain began to spin rapidly, mobilizing all his brain cells to think, when the dominatrix violated him, what could he buy from Taobao to resist.

"Flutter!"

- Oh no, Dominatrix even laughs so nicely......

Wu Yan gritted his teeth, raised his head tremblingly, and said in fear: "I have an eighty-year-old mother and a two- or three-year-old child below, so you will raise your ......"

Hey, why is there a pretty beauty standing in front of you? Dominatrix - the point is not this, the point is, how did this beauty grow so good-looking, there is such a beauty in the other world?

A white shirt like water, long hair like a waterfall, a picturesque face, eyebrows like a dream, a nose like jade, a small mouth like a cherry, a skin like fat, a drunken body fragrance, and a willow posture...... Although there is still the youthfulness peculiar to fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls, the convex and convex should ...... It's a mess, it's a mess, it's a mess, it's

"Oh, I see, you must have driven her away, right! Thanks to you! Thank you so much, come to the rescue! The grace of saving lives is as heavy as Mount Tai, and the little man has nothing to reciprocate, and he is willing to make a promise to ...... with his body."

"Bah, what nonsense! I want to thank you for helping me lead the way, otherwise it will take me a lot of time to find this place. ”

"What, you're the dominatrix? Oh, no, no, I mean, you asked me to lead the way? Why didn't you say it earlier, go, go, go, brother, I'll take you!"

"Wanyaolou, isn't this already here?" the girl frowned and said curiously—a beauty is a beauty, and even pouting and pouting her face are so ecstatic.

After half a ring.

"Hey, are you listening to me?"

"Oh!oh!oh!" Wu Yan came back to his senses, hurriedly turned his head to look, and then froze. In front of me is a simple and delicate small building, and the three words "Ten Thousand Medicine Building" are clearly engraved on the horizontal plaque!

Wu Yan suddenly felt that there were 10,000 peach blossom thunderbolts falling from the sky...... Is this a predestined providence, or a fateful fate? The opportunity must not be lost, and it will never come again! Hurriedly arched his hand and said: "I don't know the name of my mother-in-law?"

"It's not a mother-in-law, it's not high, my name is Hua Yuqing!

"I have admired the name of Enpo for a long time, such as thunder, and my heart admires it like a wave of Taijiang water, and the surname of Xiaosheng is Wu, but a scholar has an ear, neither the power of binding chickens, nor the ambition to rush to the sky, but also the talent of helping the world, the surname of Wu is really ashamed to be, I dare not be ashamed! I am gentle, mediocre in school, acceptable in appearance, still unmarried, I like to accompany shopping, and I love to washboard ......"

"Stop! ”

"Hello Yuqing, my name is Wu Yan! You are so beautiful, I am so happy to meet you!"

"Well, you're so stupid, I'm so glad to meet you!"

"Hey......

"You're so stupid......"

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