Chapter 3 100,000 Ballpoint pens sold
Wu Yan, who was very annoyed, didn't notice that the scene of him selling pens fell into the eyes of the dog who was secretly following. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
This dog is a veteran who keeps an eye on him, and he has always been far away, very careful, and has never let Wu Yan find out. When Wu Yan walked away, Gou Yu cautiously came out, slipped to Bao Dating's side, and spent a little money to inquire about the situation clearly.
"Hurry up and report to Tie Shao, you must stop Wu Yan from signing up!" "Gou Yu felt that he was about to make a great contribution again, "Wu Yan, this waste material, thinking that he can sign up if he has enough money, it's really whimsical!
With the idea in hand, the dog ran happily all the way to find his master to lick his belly.
Wu Yan's golden finger is Taobao, not a god operator, how would he know that a flying disaster is about to befall him? He is still beating his heart and lungs for the sake of selling ballpoint pens cheaply!
"There was once a sincere gold in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. If I could be given a chance to do it again, I would say six words to the pen: I will sell you at a high price, and if I have to add a quantity to this price, I hope it is, 10,000 taels!"
Thinking of this, Wu Yan couldn't help but be moved by himself, in the entire Otherworldly Thousands of Continents, besides himself, who else could write such a talented, such touching and profound peerless sentence? Genius, there is no doubt that he is the greatest genius in the Otherworld!
Reader: "...... (Sweaty symbol)"
After being deeply intoxicated by his talent, Wu Yan no longer took the pain of missing ten thousand taels of gold seriously, "One tael of silver can be exchanged for a thousand copper plates, and one hundred and ten taels of silver is equivalent to 110,000 copper plates." That is, the ballpoint pen that I bought for eleven copper plates was sold for a sky-high price of 10,000 times!"
"If Li only knew that the ballpoint pen he bought at a sky-high price was actually bought by himself with eleven copper plates, would he hide his face in Taijiang and never dare to see anyone again, or would he ......" Wu Yan thought about Li Cai's embarrassment with evil taste, and walked towards the place where he signed up for the school.
Taiyang School is the first school in Taiyang City, the rules are very strict, and the registration is what time it is, even if it is a blink of an eye late, it will not be able to report. Although there are still three days to go, the bloody experience of the past seven years tells Wu Yan that if the silver in his hand is not spent quickly, there is a chance that Zhao Yuanhai and Tie Xin will rob him.
The place where you sign up is called Chuxin Garden, which is a beautiful name with great feelings and poetry, and what I want to express is to warn students that in the search for the university, we must stick to our original intention and never forget our original aspirations, so that we can achieve great talents.
It's a pity that at this moment, Chuxin Yuan is as noisy as the market. Iron Heart and his friends are venting their voices and limbs, as if to highlight their natural superiority and privilege of treating others like mustards:
"Get in line, get out of line! When did Lao Tzu line up!"
"I want to find death, I don't know who this is, this is the iron-hearted young master who is one of the four young masters in Taiyang City!
"You pariahs, you dare to let us line up, quickly kneel down and apologize to me!"
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"Oh yes, stop fighting! I'm sorry, Tie Shao, I was wrong, I shouldn't have dodged so slowly to get in your way, and I shouldn't have put my face under your feet to make you feel uncomfortable!"
"I was wrong, I don't dare anymore, you have a lot, please forgive me, let me go as a fart!"
"Tie Shao, I'm lining up for you, you slow down, go ahead, be careful not to fall!"
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Iron Heart, a group of black sheep who hate ghosts and hates, picks people to sign up when there are many people, as if they enjoy the pleasure of cutting in line, but whoever dares to show the slightest displeasure will immediately add their fists and feet, and fight until others cry wolf and can't take care of themselves. The teacher who manages Chuxin Yuan also dares to be angry and dare not speak, and he opens his eyes to be blind and turns a blind eye. is a good beginner's garden, and they turned it upside down.
The loyal dog leftovers really rushed in front of Wu Yan and found Chuxin Yuan. Looking around left and right, he didn't find Zhao Yuanhai? The dog couldn't take a breath, and asked Tie Xin urgently: "Tie, Tie Shao, what about Zhao, Zhao Shao, why, why haven't you come back yet?"
Tie Xin glanced at the dog leftover with cold eyes, and a resentment appeared in his heart. In the past, the dog was the most diligent and hardworking dog under Tiexin, and then he took Zhao Yuanhai, and began to empathize with him, and he patted Zhao Yuanhai all day long, and Zhao Shao screamed sweetly, thinking of himself as Zhao Yuanhai's henchman, his nostrils were going to the sky, and he didn't respect Tiexin as much as before, and vaguely had the meaning of being on an equal footing with Tiexin.
"Where is Zhao Shao, I have something very important to report to Zhao Shao!" Seeing that Tie Xin didn't pay attention, Gou Yu repeated it again, especially biting the word "Zhao Shao" very hard, as if he wanted to remind Tie Xin that he was a celebrity in front of Zhao Yuanhai.
"Dog, how dare you use Zhao Yuanhai to press me?" The resentment in Tie Xin's heart was almost uncontrollable, and he couldn't help but want to go crazy, when he suddenly saw Wu Yan walking into Chuxin Yuan, he immediately transferred his anger to Wu Yan's head, and greeted him left and right: "Wu Yan, this waste material, actually has the courage to talk to me so loudly, and now he dares to come to death? Go, brother, go over, play with him!"
"Tie Shao, I have something very important to report...... "Gou Yu still wants to say.
"I'll talk about it later, let's go!" Tiexin was impatient, thinking that I would let you go, don't be uninteresting!
"What I'm going to say is really important...... "Gou Yu was very aggrieved.
"Shut up for me! What is more important than bullying Wu Yan?" Tie Xin was really angry, you dog minion, don't think that if you climb up to Zhao Yuanhai, I won't dare to treat you!
"But ......" the dog still wanted to tell.
Tie Xin felt that he was going crazy, and it took all his strength to suppress the anger in his heart, and he pulled the dog aside extremely rudely, and shouted viciously: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, Lao Tzu will slap you to death!
Dog leftover: "......"
At this time, Wu Yan also arrived, saw the messy Chuxin Garden, and was wondering if he had gone to the wrong place, when he heard a familiar voice: "Oh, I said who is this, it turns out that we have been waiting for seven consecutive years, and it is known as the young master of Wuyan Wu, who has read all the disciplines of the academy!
Looking at the iron-hearted group of people who surrounded him, Wu Yan secretly complained in his heart, it is really a narrow road! These people have no reason to talk about, if they take out the silver, they will be robbed of it immediately, and they will have trouble signing up today.
"Do you want to pretend that you don't have any money first, and then secretly sign up when they leave?" Wu Yan pretended to be cowardly and scared, looked at Tie Xin and the others stupidly, and quickly calculated in his heart, "No! Bao inquired is a big mouth, and the matter of selling pens by himself will soon spread throughout the entire academy, and at that time, he will have no chance!"
Wu Yan made a quick decision and decided to strike first.
"I, I want to come over and ask what the registration fee for the alchemy department is, to see if I have enough money. Wu Yan trembled his voice, tried his best to answer with a cowardly look, and then, holding his breath hard, his face was slightly red, pretending to finally muster up the courage, raised his voice, and said:
"If it's not enough, I want to borrow it from everyone, I believe I can scrape together enough money to report today!"
Tie Xin looked Wu Yan up and down, and his mouth made a smacking sound, as if admiring and mocking, and said in a weird tone: "I really didn't see that you, a wretch, would become so bold?"
After speaking, Tie Xin's face sank, looked left and right, and shouted: "I want to see today that there is a dog that doesn't have long eyes and dares to lend you money!"
Tie Xin's words were said murderously, and everyone present felt a pang in their hearts, as if they were being targeted by a poisonous snake, and they felt uncomfortable all over their bodies. The iron heart relies on the power of the family, and he has done all kinds of evil over the years. Thinking of the people who were harmed by him, one by one they ended up miserable, some of them were timid, and their pants were wet.
However, the more ruthless the iron heart became, the happier Wu Yan became-the stupid fish really fell for it.
Wu Yan pretended to be open-minded and continued his performance: "Tiexin, dare you make a bet with me, bet on whether I can scrape together enough money to sign up today! If I lose, I will write the word Wu Yan upside down! If you lose, you will write the word Tiexin upside down! If you don't plant, then forget it!"
"I didn't plant, just bet! I see you waste material, how to die today!" Tie Xin was almost angry with Wu Yan, his heart was as uncomfortable as fire, he grabbed the collar of Wu Yan's chest, stared at Wu Yan viciously, word by word, sprayed all the saliva on Wu Yan's face, thinking in his heart about what bad luck he had taken today, first he was despised by the slave left, and now even the waste material Wu Yan dared to despise him!
Tiexin's feelings, you can understand when you think about it, it's like suddenly one day, an ant runs in front of you and tells you that he wants to kill you with one finger, you say can you not be angry?
The dog on the side opened his mouth, wanting to stop Tie Xin from continuing this gambling game that was bound to lose. But thinking of the face that Tie Xin had just made to himself, and thinking of the days when he was not even as good as a dog in front of Tie Xin, he closed his mouth tightly. There is an inexplicable pleasure burning in my heart, and I hope to see the embarrassing scene of Tie Xin as soon as possible!
Human nature has always been so evil!
"Tie Xin, do you dare to swear in the name of your family?
"What if I swear in the name of the family, what if I swear in the name of the family!" Tie Xin was extremely angry, but calmed down, let go of Wu Yan's collar, wiped the saliva off his face, and then, stared at Wu Yan and said word by word, "I Tie Xin, I will leave the words here today, I swear with the glory of my Tie family for two thousand five hundred years, if Wu Yan can borrow money to sign up today, I will write the word Tiexin upside down!"
The audience was silent. Taking an oath in the name of the family is an extremely high-level oath that cannot be initiated casually, and once initiated, it must be fulfilled.
Wu Yan nodded, walked around the encirclement of the iron core, walked slowly to the registration window, and handed the one hundred taels of silver wrapped in paper to the teacher who was responsible for collecting the money inside. This teacher is quite a young and white girl, Wu Yan has never seen it before, it should be a newcomer. At the moment when the female teacher opened the paper bag, she almost opened her mouth and shouted, but immediately closed her mouth again, winked at Wu Yan several times with her tacit eyes, and quickly entered Wu Yan's name into a jade bar. There is a small formation in the jade column, and once the name is entered, it will be directly transmitted to the management center of the school, and it can't be changed if you want to.
"Dear Xintie classmate, I have successfully registered!" Wu Yan's witty words just started, Tie Xin felt that something was wrong, and rushed over, it was late, and he watched Wu Yan's name shine on the jade fence, and then it flashed on the big screen in the hall of Chuxinyuan, causing an uproar among everyone.
"You...... You ......" Tie Xin's face was red and white for a while, knowing that he was embarrassed today, looking around, it seemed that everyone in the Chuxin Garden was laughing at himself and despising himself, this scene was so embarrassing, he couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground and put himself in it.
Suddenly, Tie Xin remembered what Gou Yu was going to say to himself just now? Also, didn't Zhao Yuanhai ask him to follow Wu Yan?
Thinking of this, Tiexin's heart suddenly became heavier than iron, and he walked up to the frightened dog left, and asked sharply:
"What did you just want to tell me?"
"I ...... No, it's nothing......" The pleasure of revenge always fades too quickly, and the dog's heart is now full of panic.
"Say, what are you doing?" said Iron Heart.
"I want to say, I want to say that Wu Yan made a hundred taels of silver by selling pens!"
"Smack! Why didn't you say it earlier!" Tie Xin slapped him.
"You didn't tell me just now...... the left side of the dog's face was red, and half of his face was swollen and painful.
"Smack! you still dare to quibble!" Tie Xin slapped again.
"I ......" The right side of the dog's face was also red, and he wanted to defend himself with both sides of his face swollen.
"Bang, bang!" Tie Xin rewarded him with two slaps left and right this time.
The dog has the heart to die of grievances, thinking that he worked so hard, but in the end he ate so many slaps, is it really a piece of loyalty to the bright moon, how can the bright moon shine on the ditch?
"I, I obviously want to tell you, I have been following me for a long time before I found out that Young Master Li Cai bought a pen with Wu Yan! But you won't let me say! It's not my fault, you can't beat me, I have merit, I want to find Zhao ......."
"Bang, bang, bang!" replied this time, the dog was left with three slaps.
At this time, Wu Yan, who was watching the play and was extremely comfortable, suddenly saw Li Cai walking into Chuxin Garden with his Eight King Kongs, probably because he heard that the movement here was too loud, and he came to see the excitement.
Wu Yan's eyes rolled, and then he shouted loudly: "Oh! Gou Yu, it turns out that you dare to follow Young Master Li Cai! Tell me quickly, what are your intentions! Although I can't beat you, if you dare to have bad intentions towards Young Master Li, I will fight with you! Even if this little life is lost, I will fight with you to the end!"
After speaking, Wu Yan turned his back to Li Cai and put on a look of seeing death as home, stunned everyone in Chuxin Garden!
"Damn, you dog, how dare you follow me?" Li Cai happened to hear it all and was furious, "Hei Yi, Hei Er, give me a hard slap!"
"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang...... Smack!"
Dog left: "Woo woo...... Woo (I) Yan (wronged) busy (vain) ah......"
Oh, and to add that our loyal underground scout, the dedicated Comrade Dog Leftover, had his teeth knocked out at the end and could no longer utter anything clear......