The brown-haired stewardess was already frightened, and stood there for a long time after taking the micro and rushing, and then hurriedly aimed the muzzle of the gun at Edward. The tyrant who was pointed at the gun looked helpless, and said to Hao Song: "It's so troublesome, you can explain." Then he turned to the stewardess and said, "Miss, the magazine is empty, and the bullets are still in this box." ”

The stewardess frowned in disbelief, still stubbornly pointing a gun at Edward. At this time, Hao Song stood up, took a photo and said: "Estonian, his identity is a tourist, but I guess he is a killer." ”

"How do you know? Do you use your instincts like I do?"

"Don't talk to me like you, an animal! Lao Tzu's intuition is a mental effect, which is 10,000 times more advanced than your animal instincts!" Hao Song complained while taking out two photos, one is Edward wearing a silver-edged windbreaker on a black background, and the other is Hao Song's high school graduation photo

"Oh, what did he find?Why are you wearing such frustrated clothes in the photo?" Edward didn't actually think about how the reasoning that there was a photo of a killer came about, but he was more curious about Hao Song's fat and bloated school uniform in the photo.

"Youknoweggs!" This is the school uniform of the No. 1 Middle School in S City! It can prevent comparisons and purify the school spirit, understand?" Hao Song pretended to be cold and said proudly.

"Isn't comparison one of the biggest drivers of human progress? Edward complained while quickly putting away the photo, it seemed that he was going to collect Hao Song's black history evidence.

"Well, what he said makes sense" Hao Song was powerless to refute Edward's sharp rebuttal, after all, this is a crushing of educational concepts. So he changed the subject to a monitor in the cabin and said, "Captain, I know you can see and hear, I think we just cleared a safety hazard for the plane." (Except for the grandfather, the others are all spoken in English)

"Hey, isn't that right? Is Yale University a university for you?" Edward solved the "dangers of the outside world" once, and got Hao Song's black history evidence, and he was in a good mood, and finally stopped being so nervous.

"Maybe you're right, but I can't risk the whole plane. I suggest you get back to your seats and stay quiet until the plane lands, and we are already very close to Honolulu. The captain didn't seem to hear Edward's complaint, and still replied seriously, but his tone was obviously slightly relaxed.

Edward and Hao Song glanced at each other, and then coaxed: "Control this Mr. Killer first, and then do as he says." Saying that, the two searched again, and actually found a parachute bag in the killer's office and briefcase!

"Is this a Hollywood movie that I have watched too much? The rhythm of killing someone and then parachuting? I can't swim to kill you!" Hao Song was complaining, but he knew that the killer probably had accomplices to respond. Otherwise, the sea is vast, even if it is close to Hawaii, it is enough to swim four ducks to death. (You say this kind of thing has nothing to do with quantity?This is the swimming version of the horse that is difficult to chase, and the duck is difficult to cross!)

"In that case, why didn't he grab and rob and then parachute?" said Edward, pulling his parachute out.

"Snatch you a ham sausage! A killer who can afford to use organic materials for miniature punches and sharp guns, do you think he still cares about robbing and robbing thousands of dollars? And the killer is much colder than the robber, this uncle should rob a little Lori if he wants to rob!" Hao Song retorted unceremoniously, and tied the killer to the corridor with a parachute rope with Edward.

"Huh, Uncle Killer and Little Lori, is that a flood of fatherly love or a love or a childlike fetish?"

"Hmph, I guess you haven't watched "This Killer Is Not Too Cold", a guy with an incomplete childhood. ”

"Watching this kind of movie, your childhood is really complete"

The two tied up while talking nonsense, and cooperated tacitly, and soon a classic tortoiseshell binding in the SM world was completed. Then the two fellows retired, and sat down in their respective seats to land, ignoring the frightened and confused eyes of the passengers around them.

After the plane landed in the beautiful and enchanting Hawaiian hills of Honolulu, two would-be terrorists and an unconscious killer were taken away by the heavily armed and guarded military, leaving only horrified and grotesque memories in the minds of passengers and crew.

However, in less than 20 minutes, Hao Song and Edward swaggered out of the VIP waiting room temporarily requisitioned by the Hawaiian military as an interrogation room, and Edward even held the organic material miniature punch and sharp gun in his hand.

"I didn't expect the identity verification of the night card to be so good. Edward said as he played with Wei and rushed.

"Although the Night Watch organization is not known to ordinary people, it must bow its head and not look up with each other, and even infiltrate each other, after all, both sides have a need for cooperation. Hao Song made a reasonable guess, and then he looked around and said with a humble eye, "Besides, can you put the gun away? Holding it directly in your hand is completely provocative! I always feel that we are going to take hostages again." ”

"Hey, there's a lot of good stuff in that box, and it's a shame that I only took this one gun. Edward Miero said proudly, but put the gun away anyway.

"Your so-called face-saving will make the major's face blue, okay?" Hao Song recalled the helpless expressions of the officer in charge of interrogation when he saw the uniforms of the two, and the bruise when he bargained with Edward about the organic material parts box, only to feel that the pressure of the worldly powers has never been so low.

Both of them had a tacit understanding not to discuss the origin of the killer, in fact, with such high-tech weapons and well-informed channels, there was no need to think about anything other than those night watch families.

The two guys found a nearby hotel to solve the supper, so they took turns to keep vigil and sleep. Now Hao Song can only be glad that he brought the two brothers and sisters badly, otherwise he would at least have to suffer an injury or something today, and the eight achievements would have to go home in a gloomy way. This may be the true purpose of the Night's Watch family, and of course it would be a big profit if they could take advantage of their negligence to kill one or two. Unfortunately, the killer they hired met a neurotic Edward

After a night of speech, the two of them and a cat tasted a gluttonous meal of Hawaiian seafood fried rice early the next morning (mainly Edward, Pixiu had to be leisurely). When the satisfied two walked out of the hotel, they unexpectedly saw a middle-aged man with a fairy style, and a cute Lori with a goose yellow shirt and denim shorts beside him.

"Ahab, Professor Mo, and Mo Yanling?"

"Good morning, Edward, I heard that you almost ate a gun yesterday when you failed to hijack the plane~" Lori Taoist greeted enthusiastically with strange content. In the next second, after finding the little swamp cat in Hao Song's windbreaker pocket, his eyes flashed with stars: "Hao Meng is also there!"

"Let's go!" Hao Song ignored the kitten's innocent eyes and decisively stuffed (sold) it to Mo Yanling. In fact, when Pixiu Hao Meng discovered that the female erect orangutans had an extraordinary affection for her, the guy was in pain and happy. Happiness is naturally the cat's cute nature and food needs, and it is also very helpful for it to investigate the civilization of erect orangutans. The pain is that the female erect orangutans are too enthusiastic, and they are being played with wantonly, and their proud heart as the spirit king is severely tested

The middle-aged Taoist priest Mo Yudao smiled and waited for his daughter to finish speaking, and then said with a pleasant face: "Poor Dao and Xiao Ling arrived here the day before yesterday. It's just because there are some Taoist mind cultivators in Honolulu who need to be asked. What happened to you yesterday is already clear. ”

"So is there any compensation? 300 credits of mental damage?" Hao Song directly opened his mouth, anyway, he didn't have to pay taxes.

"Don't laugh at it. You must know that once you leave the school for internship, the school will assume that you can already take charge of your own affairs, and you must solve problems by yourself! The school only guarantees that you will not be bullied at will. Mo Yudao said with a rare positive color.

It's a pity that Hao Song is quite good at chatting, and said directly and sincerely: "Yes! Professor Mo! Okay, it's time to come to the soft one after the hard one, let's bring some dry goods to the Sprinkle family!"

Daoist Mo, who had a gentle personality, smiled helplessly and said, "Okay, in short, you can practice with peace of mind, and the school guarantees that there will be no internal persecution beyond your ability." Although this incident is obvious, there is not much evidence, and the killer committed suicide in the middle of the night yesterday. ”

Edward wondered on the side: "Didn't the fangs be pulled out?" And Hao Song also suggested that the military put the guy in a mental hospital restraint suit, and stuffed a plastic ball full of holes in his mouth. How can you commit suicide with your hands tied and your mouth gagged?" describes a god-level suit of masochism.

"That's called a mouth jam, I guess he felt a little ashamed and died of shame, right?" Hao Song said excitedly.

Daoist Mo's face was a little stiff, and he reluctantly said with a "hehe": "He choked himself to death with a mouthful of thick phlegm in the middle of the night while people were not paying attention." ”

"you! Die so disgustingly, what a wonder in the suicide world!" Hao Song was deeply shocked, and could only sigh that people could not stop themselves from dying.

"Hey, what the hell is the suicide world? And the point is wrong, right? Now the human evidence is dead, and the physical evidence is insufficient. Edward felt that the killer was good at death, but he was more concerned about how to block the mercenary.

"Okay, we're alive, and it's enough to continue to do internships to give some people a headache. Hao Song waved his hand and said calmly.

Hearing this, Daoist Mo glanced at Hao Song appreciatively, and continued: "Don't worry, no one dares to do anything this time, although this kind of thing is difficult to prohibit, but the bottom line is still there." ”

After explaining the matter, Mo Daoshi and Mo Yanling sent these two guys to the airport. Before leaving, Hao Song seemed to suddenly think of something and asked, "Professor Mo, there is actually something that I have always been very strange. Why don't you ever mention your own path?"

Mo Yudao's face was slightly stiff as the spring breeze, and then he said with a smile: "If you are in the world, there is no way, and in the future, you will be able to call Professor Mo." Then he sternly glanced at Mo Yanling, who just wanted to say something, and directly made her cover her mouth cutely. So the topic was revealed.

Cultivators do not like to be sad and parting. The same is true of Hao Song and Edward, two vulgar things, who said goodbye casually and were just about to enter the ticket gate. At this time, a young man in a white practice uniform hurriedly walked behind Mo Yudao, clasped his fists and said respectfully: "Master Shenxu Dao! ”

"Poof!" Hao Song, who was standing at the ticket gate, spewed out, and also clenched his fists and smiled: "Kidney deficiency Dao Chief! The student has resigned!Hahahaha!"

"Hugh is poor, the road will be on the headlines of the night watchman's intranet," Mo Daoist sighed as he looked up to the sky.

["A person's name represents the taste of his parents; the name of the Tao and the name of the law represents the taste of his master; the nickname represents the taste of his friends; only the screen name and pen name represent the taste of his own."] - Grexiu S-Hao (original screen name: Wang's plane)]