Chapter Fifty-Eight: An Increasingly Abnormal World I
For Hao Song, the many hangovers for more than a month are not right, it is that after many times of cultivation and activation of genes, he has been able to fully sober up at 9 o'clock in the morning.
With his eyes closed and feeling the increase in the speed of his brain, Hao Song was able to estimate how many percent of the genes were activated last night. However, when he opened his eyes and saw a man and a cat sitting next to him, he was so shocked that he almost rolled out of bed.
"Damn, did you come early in the morning to guard the corpse!? No, how did you get in?"
"You seem to have said a strange thing again, hey, after your door was broken, I got someone to install it for you, and I have the key and the password. Edward said with a smug expression of "get down on your knees and thank you." Although he has never played online games and does not know that the behavior of killing people and guarding corpses greatly affects the game experience, this does not prevent him from being self-taught.
"There's your big watermelon! It's as if you're merciful for helping me install the door! You're the one who knocked my door flying!"
"No further ado, let's get our things sorted and let's go!" Edward said, carrying a duffel bag in his hand.
"Don't be in such a hurry! Reincarnation must first find Li Gang's house!" Hao Song got up in a hurry, glanced at Edward, sighed and continued: "Although we are going to the barren mountains this time, can you change this yellow camouflage uniform? I haven't eaten breakfast yet, and I don't want to be designated as a terrorist."
"Isn't that what a battle suit is like in the mountains?" muttered Edward Miero, but instead went into the toilet and changed into a night watch casual T-shirt. Speaking of which, the night watch university actually has a uniform, with a black background edge, and the color of the edge represents your level like the night card. There are many styles, such as tight-fitting combat suits, trench coats, casual T-shirts, serious suits, etc., basically all the styles you can think of.
But young people who pursue individuality have a natural resistance to uniforms, especially those of the Spiritualist School. Even though the uniforms of the Night's Watch University are good and cool, many students still wear their uniforms only when necessary. Of course, for the tyrant Edward, he wore more uniforms because he was shy in his pocket. At the moment, the casual T-shirt on his body is black and silver-edged, this kind of uniform should be worn by juniors, but the leaders of sophomores also have this qualification.
Hao Song also wanted to change into his uniform T-shirt, but saw that Edward had already changed into this swaggering outfit. Cowardice said: Is the school uniform or something really the most obvious couple outfit? It's just in school, isn't it proper to be misunderstood when you go out? Deceiving people that we are brothers must not be believed, right?
Shaking his head and deciding to force the outfit to the end, Hao Song directly put on a uniform trench coat with bronze trim on a black background, lined with a black and white plaid shirt, and wore a thin bulletproof vest inside the shirt. This is a mandatory requirement of the Night's Watch University, after all, there are not many students cultivating minds, and they are very fragile before the creation realm, so each one is very precious.
Many daily necessities can be purchased in Los Angeles, and the college's advance of 5 credits per person is for food, clothing, housing and transportation. Of course, the most important things still have to be brought by yourself, such as weapons, communication equipment, wristwatches, etc., and guns and other contraband items have to be checked through the way organized by the night watchman. In the end, Hao Song took the travel backpack on the road and contained some clothes, a military thorn, a mobile phone, a whale roar machine, and a cat.
That's right, as a tourist from the underground, how could the Spirit King Pixiu let go of this great opportunity to travel? As for going through the security check or something, it will completely cover up its own life, and in the eyes of others, this is just a cute cat-shaped doll.
In the afternoon, the two had already left Swim Trunks Island by boat and did not notify their friends to see them off. According to Edward, the real cool Night's Watch will only make his friends greet him in triumph.
And Hao Song's malicious guess about this is: except for his sister, it is estimated that no one else will come to see him off, and Avril is a sentimental girl, so I hope his sister doesn't worry too much, otherwise the two of them will blow up their mobile phones
In fact, within 20 minutes of their departure, they heard Avril crying in the whale roar channel complaining about "two bad brothers with no conscience", and the next few hours were endless admonitions: don't carry your bag behind, I heard that there is a kind of person called pickpocket outside, don't eat in a small shop, I heard that there is a kind of oil called gutter oil, don't just pick up the old man who has fallen, take pictures first, don't buy roadside snacks, I heard that there is a kind of food called cake cutting
Edward listened to the occasional response with a bitter face, and whispered to Hao Song, who was already in a trance: "You know why we have to leave directly, right?
Hao Song, who came back to his senses, sneered and said: "Teach her the sinister nature of the world and the malice of the world."
After hearing this, Edward frowned and recalled the world he had glimpsed in the Night's Watch intranet news: war, robbery, robbery, fraud, drugs, trafficking, murder, etc., he shuddered deeply, and then solemnly said to Hao Song: "Thank you! I can't teach her this! Even I am the first time to leave Swim Trunks Island!" and then he actually put on a correct posture and began to listen carefully to Hao Song's version of "Be Careful of the Outside World" relayed by Avril.
"Hey, although it looks quite harmonious, I always feel that things are a little wrong" Hao Song faintly felt that his jokes, bragging, and exaggerated narratives might have a strange impact on Edward and Avril, but he couldn't guess for a while-
The Marshallese headquarters dropped them off the next day on the island of Guam, a quarter of the southern Mariana Islands that is a U.S. military base and a tourist destination and duty-free shopping paradise. Unfortunately, some of the two incomprehensible guys were just passing by, and they got on a plane to Honolulu, Hawaii, that night.
Hao Song found that since he laid the ship of the Night's Watch University, Edward had been very cautious, and this caution could even be called obsessive-compulsive disorder! He would frown and look at everyone he met, even the bouncing little children and the hobbling old man, with a strong mental level of treachery and full of malice to make all passers-by avoid him.
Well, although this is a bit overreacting, it also saves a lot of trouble, and then slowly correct it Hao Song sat on the side of the window of the plane and glanced at Edward beside him. At the moment, he stared as alertly as a hound, at a white passenger who was about to go to the toilet. The cowardly sighed, and said in his heart that it was better to let the facts tell Edward not to be so nervous, and he would understand after a few days of vigilance?
A figure beside him suddenly burst out and rushed straight towards the passenger, Hao Song could even hear the moan of the seat force, and when he looked over, Edward had already slashed the back of the man's neck with a knife!
Hao Song was dumbfounded, "Hehe, it must be my delusion, or it is impossible for my senior to fall asleep on the plane to be so cruel Well, as long as you pinch it, you will wake up" As he spoke, he suddenly reached out and pinched the man in the seat in front of him, who was also stunned.
"Whew!! eight Cayaro (bastard) !!" There was no doubt that the island tourist scolded in pain.
Hao Song didn't let go, and after carefully observing it for two seconds, he said with a calm expression: "Well, it hurts a lot, okay, this is actually true."
But there were already tears streaming down his face in his heart:! So Edward's obsessive-compulsive disorder evolved into persecution? This Nima estimates that he will be arrested on the plane, right!?Mary Sue I'm sorry, it's all my fault that I'm going to end here, I shouldn't have brought two pure children, this is, I deserve it, I really want to eat another bowl of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles before I was arrested
When Hao Song's sorrow had broken through the sky, Edward took out a small box from the passenger's arms with a serious expression, and forcibly opened it to reveal a pile of parts that seemed to be made of organic materials. Ignoring the shocked eyes and frightened screams around him, the violent maniac thought for a moment, and then used some parts to assemble a miniature charge and blade gun in 10 seconds!
"Well, organic materials and temporary assembly can be mixed through the security check, it's amazing!" Edward couldn't put it down, fiddling with the micro and punch, and there were already people around him holding their heads in their seats. Edward turned his head to Hao Song and nodded, "The outside world is really full of dangers!"
"Hehe, your sister, give me back the normal world, hey" Hao Song glanced at the island man who was still scolding just now, and after this thing found out that the person who pinched him was the "accomplice" of the big man, he was already silent and curled up like a dog. So he reluctantly got up, walked over and asked, "How did you find out about the problem?" and at the same time began to search for the unconscious passenger.
"He peeked at us with a side light, plus intuition. ”
"Hey! I said the unreliable reason with a serious face! The bladder (side light) or something is probably urinating!" Hao Song habitually finished complaining, and suddenly realized that his "fuzzy calculation" seemed to be an enhanced and clear version of intuition, so to a certain extent, the intuition of mind cultivators is generally reasonable. This is like the "crisis sense" exercised by a veteran on the battlefield, and the seemingly unscientific judgment is subconscious reasoning.
At this time, a calm and firm male voice came from the radio, and said in English: "I am Captain Rouye." Whatever you want, hijacking the plane is no longer possible, and the hatch to the cockpit is locked. I don't think it's useful, but I advise you to surrender your weapons. ”
Edward Miero said yes "oh" and looked around. Then, under the shocked gaze of the whole plane, he took a few big steps and stuffed the micro and Chongqiang in his hand into the arms of a flight attendant who was squatting with her head in her arms.
"Everyone's collective brain is short-circuited.
["Before I entered the Night's Watch University, I thought there were always coincidences in the world. Later, I slowly understood that behind the coincidence was inevitable. ”
- Gretheau-S-Hao]