I watched them busy, there were three seats on the referee's bench on the side, I asked and found out that there were three referees, in addition to me, there were two other people who were selected from the two teams of relatives and friends, and all the referees who uphold the principle of impartiality and fairness were personally elected. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Seeing that the players of the two teams were also wearing the clothes of each team to warm up there, the old dog and the lame Li were like two coaches saying something to them, I looked at it and asked Si Liang, "When will it start?"

"Ten o'clock officially starts", Si Liang told me, I looked at my watch, there was less than half an hour. After a few turns, I heard the host's voice coming from the big speaker, "There are still five minutes before the opening ceremony of the competition, please sit down and the contestants are ready."

As soon as I heard that there was also the opening ceremony, it was as if it was real, and I was about to go to the referee's seat Si Liang stopped me, "Crazy brother, it hasn't started yet, I'll go over when I'm introduced to you", I had to wait in the rest area first.

After a while, the speaker music sounded, I listened to it familiarly, thinking that this was not "March of the Games", and even this was here, and then I listened to the host.

"Friends, today, we ushered in the 201X first Dongcheng District Social Grassroots Games swimming competition, at this critical moment, you will be greeted by a major test of life, we will wait and see, I believe you will live up to the high expectations of relatives and friends, the cultivation of society and their own efforts. ”

"Friends, we are in an era of thousands of sails, hundreds of battles, heroes come out in large numbers, remember what it means to endure hardships, to be a superior person, here we warmly congratulate the official start of the competition."

In the stadium, there were "crackling, sparse, ticking" and shouting from the audience, mixed with the whistles of some hooligans.

"First of all, we have invited three referees for this competition, they are crazy brothers from our KD City, Jia Feng", as soon as I heard that I was busy walking out of the rest area, Si Liang reminded me to slow down, and I waved to the audience as I walked.

The host's voice came from the speaker again: "Jia Feng, nicknamed Crazy Brother, a famous girl killer in KD City, once went deep into the sea of fire to save his brother from suffering, and went deep into the bed to save the young woman and fought three watches at night, he is a model for us to learn from, and an example for us to learn......

I listened to this anger, who wrote the words TM, this is to introduce me or scold me, when passing by the two teams of players, they held their right fists and hung down their chests, "Crazy brother is good", this is the action that we usually have when we see the big brother in the group, but here I think how I feel SB, I had to put my hands on my chest, "Hello brothers", when I was about to walk to the referee's seat, I came from behind me, "Crazy brother has worked hard", I almost didn't fall down, holding on to the table and hurriedly returning my hand, "No hard work, no hard work......".

Finally sat on the chair, and then introduced the two referee guests behind, one is the third cousin of the old dog's second uncle's uncle's family, looking at his walking appearance, there is a kind of wind and lack of smoke, you say that you are a big man walking and twisting your ass, pinching what orchid fingers.

The other is an old and good-looking, young woman in her thirties sent by the lame Li, not to mention, the lame Li's eyes are still quite poisonous, her face is round and big, when she laughs, her eyes are narrowed into a line, the flesh on her face is piled up like an oil ball, and the whole looks like a kind Maitreya Buddha, this kind of goods can only be found by him.

After the introduction, the referee began to introduce the players on both sides, and the host pointed to the left-hand side: "Standing on the left is the athlete representative of Brother Dog in Dongcheng District, they show their confidence in winning the project with the soldier's standing qualifications, look, even scratching the butt has a kind ......of hidden heroic demeanor; Hey, who's that, snuff out the cigarette."

Finally, after introducing the players, the game officially began, I was lying on the table with both hands on my cheeks and was about to fall asleep, I really doubt that the host is Si Liang has a leg, and he speaks with a taste.

In the first game, the old dog sent a person who was not tall, and the long thin did not pull a few, not to mention, he looked like the resistance to water was not big, and the lame Li sent out was not fat, but it was fatter than the old dog, the two shook hands with each other on the starting line, and then jumped around to warm up, and the two not big guys under the crotch trembled.

With a gunshot, the two of them drilled into the water like two loaches, the posture of entering the water is still good, the way of swimming in the competition is not particular, that is, you can do any style, you are butterfly stroke, breaststroke, as long as you can win, but you are not allowed to foul in the game, such as attacking each other.

At first, the distance between the two was about the same, but after the first reversal, the little one on the old dog's side had an advantage over the distance of one person, but there was also the first accident of the first race, and the little one's pants fell off.

Just watch the little one show half of his butt from time to time, and swim forward one by one, fortunately it is breaststroke, if it is replaced with backstroke, then it will be ...... (The picture is too beautiful, I want to go), the pants were thrown in the pool by him and waited for its owner's rescue, but unfortunately, its owner was gradually drifting away from it.

The results of the game are clear at a glance, the little one won at a distance of one and a half people, the people of the lame Li faction were still a little unconvinced, and wanted to try again, but the lame Li scolded and dragged out of the swimming pool and sent back to the team, but the little one did not dare to come out inside, and finally another team member took a big pants and threw it down, which was considered to be the relief.

The old dog looked at the little Naole, "Okay, boy, I'm really smarter than me, I know that my pants have resistance and take them off, this is really like a loach, it's really hard for you."

The little man blushed, "That, I didn't buy swim trunks to wear, I just wore a pair of pants and came, but I didn't expect to swim too fast, and the pants couldn't keep up."

In the second game, the representatives of the two teams are about the same size and size, both are on the thin side, with the experience of the small one, I saw that the players of the old dog temporarily changed into a pair of swimming trunks and put on a suit, but they looked a little bigger, these people are too unprofessional.

After a gunshot, the two people in the second scene jumped into the water one after another, but the posture of entering the water was a little strange, and the TV was all jumping forward and getting into it head-down, and then seeing that these two people were in a toad posture and slapped their belly into the water first, I heard two "pops", the water splashed up to a meter high, and I felt belly pain when I looked at it.

Although the posture of entering the water is not ideal, but the two of them are like two submarines in the water, only one bubble comes out, and one fierce man pierces most of the swimming pool, which is a 60-meter-long swimming lane, and their breath is long enough.

We all know that your breath holding on the shore is different from holding your breath underwater, there is water pressure underwater, that is, it is much more difficult than on the shore, and then look at these two people who show their heads and change their breath and then kick their legs hard to return to the pool wall, stabbing it, not much slower than a loach.

But at this time, there was a little problem with the team members on the old dog's side, the swimming trunks he put on bulged up a bag at some point, and I looked closely to know that there was a lot of water in it and could not be discharged, so that his speed also slowed down, and the team members of the lame Li took advantage of such a kung fu to change their breath and plunge directly to the finish line, at this time the team member of the old dog was still struggling in the middle, and the swimming trunks he was wearing were completely filled with water.

The score is now 1 to 1, and the third game will decide the outcome of today's game, the old dog did not blame the little brother who wore the wrong swimming trunks, the lame Li was constantly celebrating, and even the people in the audience were not idle, standing, sitting, blowing, shouting, not much worse than watching the national football team.

In the last game, the people sent from both sides were still small, and it seemed that they had sent killer weapons, and the two team members stood there calmly and prepared like professional and useful athletes.

The gunshot sounded, there was not much splash on the water surface, higher than the score of diving, the two of them plunged to the bottom of the water, stroked with both hands, and adopted more postures, first breaststroke, then butterfly, and so on when returning with a dog planer + breaststroke.

Have you ever seen whack-a-mole, the two of them are like gophers, sometimes they come out of the water, sometimes they get underwater, when they set off, they are in the first and third lines, when they return, they are in the second and fifth lines, and when they are about to reach the end, they are on the third line.

In the end, the old dog's people won by half a meter, and the moment his people touched the finish line, there was a cheer in the field, and a lot of spray flowers and ribbons were thrown down, and the most annoying thing was that there were still mineral water bottles in it, but fortunately it was empty.

After the game, I announced that the old dog had won the first game, and his little brother and his relatives and friends cheered louder and louder, and the lame Li held the old dog's hand and said: "I lost this game today, and I will definitely get back a point in the next game."

The old dog said calmly: "I'm waiting for you."

This is the demeanor of the master and the hero, I stood aside and was happy for the two of them, the lame Li took the person away, and the old dog watched him leave the door and suddenly shook his arm and jumped straight.

I asked him if he was too excited, and he shook his red, swollen hand and said with a bitter face, "Damn lame Lee, pinch me to death."