I feel a lot more relaxed when I leave good freedom, the old dog took his little brother away, it's all right, the fat man who died doesn't know who it is, and then I heard the owner of the swimming pool say that it was a village tyrant who died, drank a lot of wine before going into the water, and a few little girls played in the water somehow drowned, and his swimming pool was also closed for this matter, and a lot of money was fined. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Yankun and I drove back home, his task was more than half completed, and he just had to take time to send people away at night, and as soon as he went up to the corner of the second floor, he heard two people talking on the third floor.

", don't you have a long time, don't say goodbye,, light, don't be reckless."

"I can't open it, or you can try it individually."

"I'm a single person, it's really a waste, can you be so different? Don't go this way, don't go that way, don't open it." (It's not that people from the Northeast generally can't understand it)

Yankun and I both walked behind the two of them, but they didn't notice, I watched these two people holding a wire and stabbing the lock of my house, "Why are the thieves so poor now? Which master taught them?".

As soon as I finished speaking, the two of them turned around and saw that they were standing behind their backs, and their legs were weak and they almost sat on the ground.

"You~ You take care of a chicken 8, what's the matter with you?".

"You're really right, I like to take care of chicken 8, I still take care of the two of you, and also, you two pry this is my house, do you say there is anything to do with me?", I squinted at them.

Fortunately, I kept an eye on it, and after the last time it was stolen, I took the key away, and I didn't dare to put it under the carpet again, or the house would have suffered again.

As soon as the two of them heard that it was my family, they ran upstairs, they were really dead-eyed, this building is five floors, and then there is the rooftop. I caught up unhurriedly in the back, I knew that I couldn't go anywhere except the rooftop, Yankun looked at me and asked, "Do you need help?", this question asked, and wanted me to be one-to-two, "need", I didn't give him a chance to take back the words.

When they reached the top of the roof, the two thieves turned around twice along the roof of the building and did not find their way down, and I approached them unhurriedly, with a wicked smile on my face, like an old rascal seeing a little widow, "If you get to the top, you can only jump down, how about it?

The two of them seemed to be in a hurry, and dismantled a drying rack on the rooftop, and one of them held a small thumb-thick pipe in his hand and gestured, "MB, I have to cut you to death if I come here again."

What kind of world is this, thieves are so arrogant, I glanced to the side, there happened to be a rubber pipe, two feet long, it was used to pick up cats, I picked it up and was handy.

"You guys are really bold enough, even my family dares to steal, do you know who I am?".

"I don't know ......," said one of them, who was not tall.

"I don't know, then I'll let you know today", after saying that, I rushed up with the rubber pipe, Yankun didn't know where to find half of the brick, standing on the periphery as a sniper, watching me and the two thieves pump each other.

The small pipe they took to dry clothes was empty, it was light, and it didn't hurt at all to beat people, my rubber pipe was different, and I pumped a purlin on my body, and these two thieves looked like they were just debuting thieves, and they didn't have a lot of experience in fighting.

I scolded while smoking: "If you two don't open your eyes, you dare to steal your crazy master, my house is here, see if I don't smoke you to death."

The two of them didn't fight back at this time, so they lay on the ground and curled up with their heads in their arms and hummed, sobbing and remembering, I am now a clergyman, a civil servant, and I want to pay attention to the image.

I put my hand on my chest and said, "Please forgive me for my rudeness, good and good, Amitabha, Amen, O Almighty Lord......", and I took two more strokes before stopping.

Yan Kun looked at me while holding half a brick and grinned, "Oh my mother, it's so cruel, I'm bleeding", and when I stopped, he asked me: "Do you have a SM hobby, what did you just smoke while chanting?

I took a breath and handed him the rubber tube: "I'm really tired, it's your place, will you take a while?"

It turns out that this pumping time is also a tiring job, Yankun shook his head, "I don't have this hobby, I think it's almost fine, don't you lose anything at home, look at what these two people have been smoked by you."

I looked at the two of them again, lying there like a pair of prawns, and there were indeed a lot of blood purlins drawn out of their bodies, I breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't let me see you two again in Dongcheng District in the future, get out."

The two of them looked up at me, got up and patted the soil on their bodies after listening to me, nodded and ran away, their skin was quite hard, and it still didn't hurt like that.

When I got home, Yankun sat down in the house for a while, drank a sip of water and left, probably preparing to deliver the goods, I didn't keep him much, opened WeChat and wanted to ask Si Liang where to eat at night, a beautiful woman sent a verification message, writing a simple, direct and clear sentence, "Handsome guy, do you want to make an appointment?", I looked at the portrait, my eyes narrowed, and my mouth grinned back with a word, "about".

Dafugui is a restaurant in Dongcheng District that can be compared to the table, classical Chinese style, authentic Hunan cuisine has attracted a lot of customers, of course, I am also one of the frequent customers here, in a small private room, I sat next to a long-haired beauty, aged about 20, the makeup on the face was scraped off half a catty, and I looked at me angrily and said: "You are the way, people have been feeling more and more recently that there have been some changes in the body, and there are always some uncontrollable hurryes."

I touched my chin and squinted at her, "No, I've been getting hard and long lately, and I always have an uncontrollable desire to scrape it off with a razor."

She slapped me with her little fist, "I hate it, people are serious."

"I'm also serious, girl, next time I come out and put on less makeup, it's okay, you're completely the same as in the photo, what about the pointed chin? big eyes? What about the small thin waist? people are 38-30-38, you are 38-40-38, you are a fraud, you know", after saying that, I got up and paid the bill and left, this damn P picture is really a dead person.

Sitting at the food stall at night, I poured myself wine, and the pictures on the Internet couldn't be believed in the future, Si Liang didn't know what was going on, so he asked me, "Crazy brother, what's wrong with you?

I wanted to tell him that I hadn't touched a woman for three or four days, but the old god told me that let me be less feminine, it's not that I can't get married, but I can't mess around, especially after taking over the profession of Tiandu, it will directly affect my regularization, not only these, but also some things that are detrimental to the interests of others, and he told me that I am now a clergyman, and I can't mess around like before.

Why am I messing around, making a female friend is also a mess, as for going to bed, what female friends do I make if I don't go to bed, really, I don't believe in gods and don't allow different relationships. What is it called that you can't do things that harm the interests of others, just let me retire, what do I use to support myself when I retire, and I just do less in the future.

And Si Liang drank and went home to rest, the next day I was sleeping fragrantly Si Liang came to call, the phone asked me to go to the Cultural Palace, they were all together, I asked in a daze what to do there, Si Liang said in a low voice on the phone: "Today is not the first game, you are the referee."

As soon as I heard it, I remembered that today is the day of the first game between the old dog and the lame Li, and I hurriedly washed up and came to the Cultural Palace, which has been wrapped up by us, the old dog and the lame Li have already arrived, Si Liang is talking to a beautiful woman on the side, and there are big speakers and microphones on the side, I looked, and the preparations are enough.

There are still a lot of spectators in the audience, among them there are two waves of tattoos, wearing sunglasses, showing half of their shoulders, holding plastic rods in their hands, containing plastic beads, and making a loud noise; there are also people holding a plastic tube like a butterfly's mouth, blowing the "tick~~" thing that is very loud, in short, there is everything, and there is a strip of cloth tied on the head, like a death squad.

In addition, there are two waves of people, dressed more formally, casual clothes, sportswear, men and women, old and young, sitting there more Sven (compared to people like us), also holding all kinds of cheering weapons, I only know when I ask, these are the two teams of relatives and friends, it looks quite like that.

I patted Si Liang on the shoulder, "It's good, it's like it."

Si Liang smiled, "Crazy brother confessed, do you see, I invited all the hosts, graduated from the broadcasting department, what do you want for big speakers and award podium."