Chapter 3 Buddy Struck by Thunder
The first to react was the dancing girls who sang with me, and when they saw me screaming, they all ran out of the house, all of them were my former comrades in bed, and none of them didn't know me. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The old dog sat there trembling and asked me, "Crazy man~ No, crazy brother, are you ~ a human or a ghost?"
At this time, the stereo sang "Ghost come, ghost come......", I sat down and looked at him, "Do you wish I was a human or do you want me to be a ghost?", and after saying that, I bared my teeth and smiled at him fiercely.
"Crazy brother, what do you want, just open your mouth, Lin Chiling, Sora Aoi, I'll find a craftsman to tie it up and burn it for you tomorrow, if you are not satisfied, just say, I will definitely satisfy you, and Marilyn Monroe I can also send it to you."
"What if I want you?", I looked at him with a wink.
The old dog knelt down as soon as he heard the plop, "Crazy brother, I know I'm wrong, I'll let it out of the night immediately, the little brother won't do anything, you have to bear with me, I won't compensate you here", and kowtowed vigorously after speaking.
I really haven't seen him so cowardly, I picked up a bottle of beer on the table and took a big sip, "You can stay and play in the night, you crazy brother I have other things to do, now I am a civil servant, I can't do the same thing with you before, you can help me do a few things, the first is to find out the person who turned my house over and doesn't look good, and the second is to take good care of those little brothers who used to be with me, and the rest I think I will come to you again", after speaking, he patted him on the shoulder and got up and left the private room with Si Liang.
Si Liang asked me in the big night, "Crazy brother, where are you going now?"
I looked at the sky and said to myself: "Anyway, it's also the internship period, I'll have fun with this feeling of God", and then turned to Si Liang and said: "Find a food stall to eat, you crazy brother I'm hungry."
Good Brother Food Stall, this is the hottest business here, but it is not less taken care of by me, and it is also a gathering point that I often visit. At 9 o'clock in the night, when there were many people, Si Liang and I casually found a table to sit down, and the waiter saw that I was busy going in and called the boss out, the boss was a tall and thin middle-aged man, and he hurriedly walked over after seeing me.
"Yo, crazy brother, what kind of wind blew you here, you can order whatever you want, I'll invite you this meal", the boss said while handing over a cigarette, I originally wanted to refuse, after all, I am now a god-level civil servant, and the image should be paid attention to, but when I think that god-level civil servants also have to eat and drink, and there is no reason not to accept the cigarettes handed over, I hesitated for a moment and took it.
The boss was stunned when he saw it, looked at the cigarette in his hand and turned his head to the waiter and shouted, "Dezi, go to my house and get two boxes of cigarettes out", dare to love this old boy still has some good goods hidden.
"I don't mean that, don't be busy, I don't need you to invite me to eat by myself, the old rules have to be changed, you don't have to call me crazy brother, I'm younger than you, just call me crazy brother ......", I thought that the crazy brother listened awkwardly, "Or Jia Di ......", and it was even more awkward to think about the fake, "Or Jia ...... crazy brother", and then think about it...... "What do you like to scream, except for those guys".
The boss was a little confused, looked at me and asked in a low voice, "Crazy master, my stall is just like this, I really can't take it out if I have more."
Gotcha, give me a promotion directly, I'm so angry, but we are god-level civil servants, how can we lose our temper casually, in case of any big move, I accidentally fart and lose it here, I waved my hand when I thought of this, "You are busy with your go, leave us alone."
Si Liang looked at me from the side, and asked me in a low voice after the boss left, "Crazy brother, you are ......", he probably couldn't figure out what was wrong with me, I waved my hand, "You don't understand the things in the sky", in fact, I don't understand it, I have only been in office for less than a day, I don't know, God is also a human being, if you don't eat, you are hungry, you have to go to the toilet if you urinate too much, and you have to put it if you have a fart, but I don't know what the toilet in the sky looks like, and if you fart is as loud as thunder.
After a while, the waiter came over with a large plate of skewers, there was everything, one thing can rest assured, the lamb skewers baked for me are definitely real mutton, because I smashed him here once before, because I ate the mutton fat smeared on the pork skewers.
All kinds of skewers were put away, and then the boss brought over a few cups of draft beer, "Crazy man, drink it first, it's not enough for me to take it again", the meat skewers I just got in my mouth almost stuck with me, "You and ......", I thought about my identity, "Can you stop calling me that, it's comfortable to be a grandson".
The boss was suddenly angry and didn't know what to do, looking at the people on both sides a little overwhelmed, I looked at his nest and waved his hand, "How did you call me before, you should be busy with you, leave me alone", the boss hurriedly answered and walked away.
Si Liang also looked at the two of us inexplicably, and after the boss left, he asked me carefully, "Crazy brother, what's wrong with you?
I took a sip of beer and asked him solemnly, "Did you say I used to be a bad person?"
Si Liang was a little confused, "If you want my mother to say, yes, but what's wrong with this?"
"Then do you think I'm going to heaven after I die?".
Si Liang was amused when he heard it, "Don't tease me, crazy brother, if you can go to heaven like this, I will have to ......", he didn't finish his words and realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he hurriedly choked back the words behind him, and picked up the draft beer, "Crazy brother, come, the disaster will not die, there will be a next time, no, there will be a blessing, I wish you good health, a long life, do one", after speaking, I didn't move him to dry it first.
I put the raised fist back again, and I was depressed enough to think about it, I can be a civil servant like me, or a priest, and I don't know what HR in the divine realm thinks, don't you look at your resume when you recruit people.
I have a non-sentence of chatting with Si Liang here, drinking beer and skewers, all of which were the immoral things we did together before, and now I think about it when I come back, it is really immoral enough, no wonder my father scolded me for being a loser, why didn't I think it was at the beginning.
Two tables away from my table, there is a single guy who is also skewering and drinking beer, in this kind of food stall is still rare to see a man come to eat and drink alone, which table is not all three or five groups of lively and lively.
He didn't eat less on the table, the skewer was thrown on the table, and he drank several bottles of beer, at this time it may also be the strength of the wine, while drinking in his mouth, he muttered and scolded the street, and he couldn't understand who he was scolding, and the voice was getting louder and louder, and a few guys at the table next to him were a little impatient, not to mention them, even I was annoyed to listen to them, I thought to myself, what is the matter with this person being sick, drinking some wine and playing drunk.
Looking at the few guys at the table next to him, the one who was close to him moved his body to face him, "I said can you stop scolding, are you TM sick, what kind of drunken madness are you playing here", it can be seen that it is not a good stubble.
The man who drank too much looked up at the man who said to him, "Who do I scold you for what? Do you care about me? I know if I am sick or not, what is the matter, you will cure it?"
When the man heard this, he was also angry, and suddenly stood up and pointed at him and scolded: "You TM kind of scold me again!"
After drinking too much, this tempered person was stubborn enough, pushed the table and stood up, stared at the man with big eyes, and pointed at the man with one hand, "You TM point your finger at me again Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"
It seems that both of them are on fire, and many people have also seen the excitement here, and Si Liang and I can't help but look here, and at this time, the friends on the person's table also stood up, it seems that it is a one-to-many abuse war, this kind of battle usually can't be fought, who do you think will be okay to find trouble and pick N people by yourself, really treat yourself as a superman, only SB will do this.
But now there is such an SB who does this, drinking too much This buddy pointed at the man and scolded, and the man really did what he wanted, and he went up with a fist, which hit him in the face, "I'm going to hit you, see how you kill me."
The one who was beaten didn't dodge or dodge, he was punched firmly, covering his nose with one hand, and blood flowed out of his hand, not only did he not cry, but laughed, "Hehe, okay, good, you forced me, anyway, I don't want to do it, I'll kill you once."
After he finished speaking, his body also stood up straight, the hand covering his nose was also released, and the blood in his nose flowed to his chest, and then he raised his right hand upward, put his left hand into a fist on his chest, and said in his mouth, "In the name of Kun, I borrowed the power of my god to kill this little bastard in front."
As soon as he finished speaking, a thunderclap suddenly sounded, startling everyone, because there was not even a decent white cloud in the sky except for the stars, where did this thunder come from, and then look at him standing there, his right hand raised, his left hand clenched into a fist on his chest, his two eyes looked at his right hand, and the blood on his nose flowed all over, and his chest was red.
The man who beat him was about to rush up again, because he heard him scold him for being a little bastard, but just as he was about to move, a lightning bolt fell, and it hit the head of the guy who drank too much, and then he saw that his hair was scorched, and he fell to the ground and rolled with his head covered, and the one who beat him was also startled, and his friend looked at it and quickly persuaded him to settle the bill and leave, and the man cursed and left.
Si Liang looked at it and scolded: "This SB is really sick in the brain, what is this?"