Outside the ICU ward stood my mother and my sister, and my dad didn't know where to find the black donkey hooves, one in each hand, muttering vigorously, "You have to kill this ruined thing quickly, otherwise you will be in trouble if you harm other people, and I don't know if these two donkey hooves are enough." Is this still my own father? How can anyone think about killing his own son all day long? Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I sat on a machine, with two data cables tied to my head, like a Teletubbies, and a lot of them on my body, and it was still the same doctor who examined me before, frowning and muttering, "It's obviously dead, why are you alive again, it's impossible, it's impossible."

He muttered while taking all kinds of instruments and pressing them on me, which made me uncomfortable, and finally I was so angry that I directly unplugged those data cables, "When I am an orangutan, plugging in so many wires is a fart", after saying that, he unplugged those cables and turned around and left the room.

My mom and my sister were stunned when they saw me coming out, and they didn't dare to come up for a while, my dad stood not far away with the black donkey's hooves and posed, it seemed that he would rush up if something was wrong, I looked at their appearance and knew that they couldn't explain it for a while, so I would explain it slowly in the future.

"Sister, you take your mother back, I'm fine, I'll explain to you when I go back in two days, I'm still a little ahead of schedule", I turned around and left the hospital after speaking.

When I was leaving, I heard my mother ask the doctor who had just come out if I was cheating on the corpse or if I was sick, and the doctor yelled at my mother, "Have you ever seen such a zombie jumping around......?

I left the hospital and I went back to my residence first, but I stopped a few taxis on the road and didn't stop, and I saw that I was dressed and really couldn't get a taxi, and finally found a black car and promised to double the price before pulling me home.

When I got to the ground, I said to go upstairs to get the money, the driver didn't do it, and moved out of the old dog in the East District with him, saying that I dare to take the overlord car and call someone to unload our arms, I can't do it, I'm so angry, the old dog has to call me crazy brother when he sees me, and finally I pointed to a window on the third floor, "I live there, if you don't believe me, come up with me to get money, and have the opportunity to know your dog brother in the future, I want to know him."

He probably thought I wanted to have a relationship, so he pouted, "It's good to go to the road, I'll be tired of seeing you so knowledgeable, go up with you, and I'll give you a dog brother when I have a chance in the future."

When I came to the third floor, I found the key from under the stall, which is my habit, and the driver behind me looked at me, "Yo, it's quite individual, it's for thieves."

When I entered the house, I was going to find money to settle the car money and send him away, but as soon as I entered the house, I found that the house was messy, as if it had been turned over, the living room, bedroom, kitchen, and even the bathroom were not let go, and the driver behind me probed, ", I was really robbed."

I wondered, how long did I just leave before I was robbed, who in this community doesn't know my crazy person, this thief is also bold [tuī] big, and then look at the cabinet, the big bags and small bags are opened, the cash jewelry inside is gone, the black car driver stood at the door and watched me rummag around, and finally walked to the shoe cabinet, took out a pair of adidas, "I see you can't find a ticket, these shoes are considered the fare", after saying that, he ignored me and turned away.

", my shoes are more than 800, and your fare is only more than 100, are you robbing them?", I shouted at the driver downstairs who was just about to get in the car, but I didn't expect him to give me a middle finger and drive away.

Well, I remember you, boy, I thought to myself, and finally I went around the house a few times, and I turned over almost everywhere I could, and I didn't have a penny left, and finally I found a five-dime coin in the corner of the cupboard, and this was my last possessions.

I calmed down for a while, I just died once, I am now an intern of Tiandu, and there are thieves who dare to steal me, this will let my brothers know that they will not laugh at me, thinking of my brother, I thought of Si Liang, the one who came to see me with a bottle and two pots in the morgue.

I called him, and as soon as I got on the phone, I hung up on the other end of the line, and then I called several more times before he answered again.

"Crazy~~ Crazy brother, I am loyal to you, but I haven't done anything to be sorry for you, what wishes do you have to tell me, I will do my best to help you, I have an old mother and a sister waiting for me to take care of, I don't want to go down so early to accompany you."

As soon as I heard this, I was looking forward to my death, "Grandma, I'm not dead, don't talk so much nonsense, come to my house first, I'll abolish you a minute later", I hung up the phone.

As soon as I hung up the phone, I regretted it, what if this kid was really scared and didn't dare to come, but if he said it, he spilled the water, and I was embarrassed to call again, so I could only sit in the house and wait to see.

I looked down at the clothes on my body, I better change my clothes first, I don't want to wear this labor reform uniform to go out to meet people, and when I took off my clothes, a golden booklet fell out of my pocket, which said "Internship Primer".

I found a sportswear and changed into sneakers, sat on the bed and read the booklet and waited for Si Liang, which was also considered to pass the time.

The first few pages of the "Internship Primer" are all about the job responsibilities and tasks of the profession of Tiandu, which roughly means to pay attention to those who have good intentions and do good deeds, those people have a yellow halo on their heads, and after their death, they are led to the gate of heaven, so that they can be reincarnated as human beings, and those who do nothing evil and deceive others are handed over to the people of the Temple of Death to be responsible for receiving them, and those people have black halos on their heads, put into the abyss of hell to endure the torture of eighteen lifetimes and then reincarnate as animals.

Points are deducted for each person with a yellow halo entering Heaven's Gate, and one point is deducted for entering Heaven's Gate if someone with a black halo is entered.

From the internship period to the regularization can only be regarded as a preliminary assessment, and then it is also divided into grades, a total of nine levels, each level requires higher points to be upgraded, and each country's Tiandu position has a different person in charge, and the different levels represent the level of power, so those more advanced Tiandu positions have greater rights, and the greater the ability.

People in the same position can only contact with people in the same position, and they have the same ability and authority to each other, and they are not allowed to skip the ranks.

There is also a points table on the latter page, I only see that the points from internship to regularization are 0~50, which means that I need to take 50 people with yellow halos on their heads to enter the gate of heaven to become regular, and those level points after the conversion are all empty.

Further back is some of the things that need to be paid attention to in the position of Tiandu, such as not interfering in mortal things, not interfering in mortal life and death, not abusing priesthood spells, etc., but does not list the consequences of violating these laws.

Finally, there are some clergy positions at the same level, who are in charge of everything, such as the stars, the moon, the wind, the water, and everything, all of which are divided into different positions, and there are even a few people like me, but I don't know who they are.

As soon as I finished reading the manual, someone knocked on the door, I didn't expect Si Liang to really come, and the time was just right, I put the manual in my pocket, looked at Si Liang who was trembling in front of me, and patted him on the shoulder, "What do you mean by putting a bottle of Erguotou at my bedside when I'm dead?"

Si Liang was so frightened by my words that he almost didn't lie down, I held him up, "Don't be afraid, you crazy brother and I'm not dead yet, let's go, crazy brother will take you to play in a crazier world."

In the car, I told Si Liang a lot before he believed that I was not dead, and finally he cried and said to me: "Crazy brother, if you really don't come back, I will go back to my hometown, many younger brothers have taken refuge in Brother Dog, I heard that they will hold a celebration party in the big night tonight."

"That's good, just so we went over to have a good time", I smiled evilly and went to the night with Si Liang.

Big Night is the largest nightclub in the East District, and I was the only one who has been taking care of it, and as soon as the news of my hanging got out, the old dog naturally took over. When Si Liang and I came to the night, it was rush hour, a lot of high-end cars parked at the door, our taxi just stopped, and the security guard on the side shouted, "Hurry up and leave, is this a place to park."

Si Liang and I got out of the car, glanced at the security guard, who used to be with me, but now they are all with the old dog, seeing that it is me, I was stunned at first, and then the whole person stood there trembling, and I couldn't speak, I went over and pinched his face, "Okay, it's up to it", and then swaggered into the hall.

When I got to the front desk and asked the old dog to find out where they were in the private room, I motioned to Si Liang to push open the door and go in, and the old dog and several invited leading brothers were holding a beautiful woman with heavy makeup, and their hands were not idle to walk around the beauty.

As soon as Si Liang entered the house in front, the old dog first looked at it, and after seeing Si Liang clearly, he said with a smile: "How about it?" After figuring it out, I said that following me is definitely better than following a madman, not to mention that now a dead man, even a nest is gone, are you still pouting with that strength!".

I pulled Si Liang to the side, "Hold the woman on my bed, chat and sing with my little brother, and treat me as air, are you so interesting?"

After I finished speaking, there was no sound in the room except for the stereo, "Ghost come, ghost come, wandering wanderer...... the end of the world".