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Under the admonition of Ibuki Suika, Qin En knew some customs and customs about the heavens and people, and to summarize them simply, they are the following:

One: Don't try to chat with the celestials normally. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Two: Don't try to chat with the celestials normally.

Three: Don't try to chat with the celestials normally.

"As a result, it's all the same thing! Don't have any contact with the celestials!"

"You'll know why I'm telling you this. ”

Ibuki Suzuka's expression seems to be one of great pain somewhere in the body, which is phantom limb pain, also known as limb hallucinatory pain, which refers to the feeling that the severed limb is still ......

But Ibuki obviously doesn't have any severed limbs on her body, but when you think about her female identity, you know what's going on, and in a mature, time-tested word, it's egg pain.

That's right, the egg hurts, Ibuki Sumika used a very painful expression when she popularized these customs and knowledge with Qin En, what kind of ordeal can make the outgoing ghost clan show such a weak expression, Qin En couldn't help but be curious about the strange life form of the celestial man.

The time was up to follow Ibuki Sumika and pull the skin, and the person didn't make a sound, but Qin En first felt the feeling that the gap was opened, since he helped the Yakumo family to work, Qin En was really more and more sensitive to this breath.

Lord Lan reappeared in Qin En's field of vision, this behavior and this action...... When he took a step through the gap, the sense of grace and luxury made Qin En, a little rascal, amazed, the big man has this temperament, what a bull!

"You've already learned everything?"

"Well, it's no problem anymore!"

Qin En responded with a big grin, he didn't have any temperament to naturally behave, this kind of thing can't be learned anyway.

But Lan's question was not for Qin En, he was a little self-inflicted, Lord Lan's eyes were looking at Ibuki Suika who was drinking, and Suika was looked at by that kind of look but also replied calmly: "That's right, I've already taught it." ”

Ghosts don't lie, Lord Lan, who believes this, smiled slightly, nodded affirmatively, and said, "It's refreshing to drink, isn't it?" ”

The moment he finished speaking, Ibuki Sumika's face turned a little red, this was not because he was red from drinking, it was red from shame, and sure enough, the characteristics of the ghost lying were obvious - this room full of alcohol was not at all an atmosphere that could be created just by drinking!

Come, some people may be difficult to understand, let Qin Enlai translate it vulgarly, the actual meaning is---Net TM!

Yakumo Lan looked at Ibuki Sumika, who was ashamed of being exposed to the lie, with a heavy gaze, and said bitterly, "Sumaka-sama, you actually learned to lie......"

Judging from the comparison of the appearance and body of the two, it looks like a teacher is reprimanding a good student who has degenerated into a delinquent teenager.

"I—I'm not lying, the devil won't lie!"

"The devil believes in you. Lord Lan said with a warm smile.

"That's not what I said, fox! I've already told what I should have taught, I've already finished teaching, I'm really not lying!"

Well, in a sense, Ibuki Suika also taught, although this teaching is very far-fetched: if it weren't for Qin En's question halfway, she would have been drinking until Lan appeared, but her words were all wrong.

Watching the conversation between Yakumo Lan and Ibuki Suika, Qin En couldn't help but sigh with emotion: Who said that ghosts are pure? Ghosts can also lie and sophistry...... These guys are goblins too.

"Don't worry, you can't get out of the mess, your subordinate is not the kind of person who doesn't know what to do, he knows what to do - we are not his parents, why bother to tell him how to walk? Let him judge for himself in detail!"

At this point, there is nothing else to say, Yakumo Lan can see that this is the limit of Ibuki Tsuika's admitting mistakes, if he continues to say that the ghost clan is not trustworthy and uses this matter to make a joke, Ibuki Aka will definitely be angry, just be moderate.

Lan then turned to look at Qin En and asked, "Are you ready?"

"Big husband da, problem nai. ”

As soon as the words fell, Qin En was in the gap, Qin En, who was surrounded by an abnormal space full of evil eyeballs, unexpectedly did not feel any sense of terror, once Yakumo Blue gave Qin En's badge - the ID card belonging to the forces of Yakumo eliminated the sense of rejection of this abnormal space, and the reliable Lord Lan was also behind Qin En, when there was no sense of terror, it was still very interesting to have big eyes, once you accepted this setting, it was quite emotional.

Then, after Lan stood beside Qin En, his body gradually began to rise into the air, and he didn't step on anything under his feet, but Qin En could clearly feel the feeling of rising from the bottom to the top, as if he was sitting in an elevator from the first floor to the top floor of the transportation up and down.

"The Celestial Realm, strictly speaking, is not a place where the living can go, and even with the power of our youkai, we can't directly reach that area. ”

The waiting time was a little longer, and Lord Lan also took the rare initiative to talk to Qin En about the Heavenly Realm at this time, probably because of Ibuki Suika, her attitude made Lord Lan feel unbelievable, so the nine-tailed fox took advantage of this time to give Qin En an extra lesson.

"But once when Gensokyo was established, the sage and the leader of the celestial beings reached some consensus, in some special circumstances, we can circulate with each other by a means, the celestials can go down to the mortal world more freely, and the lives of non-dead and non-celestial beings can also go to the celestial realm...... However, because of the character of the celestials, the celestials who descended to the earth, There are still very few celestial beings who are willing to deal with normal people in a normal way, although the celestial realm lowers the threshold of entry and allows other beings to stay in the celestial realm for a short time, but because of the limitation of ability, not everyone can go, there is very little communication, there is no intersection on weekdays, and because of the characteristics of celestial beings, it is difficult for us to insert our eyeliner in the celestial realm, and the character of the celestial people is difficult to understand in the mortal world, so at this time, we can only take the initiative to send messengers to contact the celestial realm. ”

This messenger decided that it was Qin En, as for why Yakumo Lan didn't plan to ask in person, it is estimated that she also has her own reasons, it is nothing more than Gensokyo business, after all, most people know that our monster sage is a figure who sees the head and the end of the dragon, this is still good, but it is a handshake shopkeeper to say that it is ugly, Qin En has not seen Yakumo Zi at all, and he doesn't know what she looks like, everything is solved by Lord Lan...... Alas, it's really hard for her, it is estimated that Lord Lan's tail will worry about a few hairs every day, right?

Older people tend to be bald, and if Lord Lan is always so busy, this fluffy and comfortable tail will probably become bare.

"Qin En. ”

"Ah......?"

Suddenly, Yakumo Lan stopped popularizing science about the worldview of the Heavenly Realm, and instead looked at Qin En with meaningful eyes, and the golden demon pupils looked at Qin En, which made him feel Alexander.

"I feel your malice, Qin En, can you tell me? What were you thinking when you stared at my tail just now? What kind of picture would make you feel so malicious?"

"-Uh! I didn't think about anything! Lord Lan ......!"

Yayun Lan's strangely shaped eyeballs stared at Qin En, and he was frightened into a cold sweat by that kind of gaze, I can't say that I was thinking about the picture of your tail turning bare just now, right?

"Humans really like to think cranky......"

In the end, Lord Lan didn't give up the question, she let out a long sigh, and used such a sentence to dissolve Qin En's nervousness.

Long live, long live - Qin En couldn't help but start cheering: Lord Lan, you are really generous, you have this belly, your tail will definitely not lose hair!

"This time to the Heavenly Realm, your mission is also very simple-"

Yayun Lan took out a letter: the thickness looked a bit like an envelope with a pile of RMB hidden in the middle, and the seal was sealed with a red seal with a special taste, with a mysterious power that Qin En couldn't understand, although he didn't understand it, he knew that he couldn't open this just by looking at Qin En.

As long as he tries to open it secretly, he will definitely fail, and this matter will definitely be known to Lord Lan, this inexplicable premonition made Qin En convinced, so the matter of opening the envelope and peeking was removed from Qin En's mind.

"Give this letter to the King of Heaven, and she will be able to open it...... You must be careful not to try to open this letter privately or give it to anyone else, for no one but the King of Heaven can open it. ”

"Understood...... I will give this letter to the Heavenly King. ”

"Don't be in a hurry to see the Heavenly King, I have already contacted the celestial who can take care of you in the Heavenly Realm, and she will take the initiative to pick you up after arriving in the Heavenly Realm, and you can listen to her arrangements for the rest of the matter. ”

Woo wow, even the novice mentor and guide have been found, Lord Lan has done things to this point, Qin En still doesn't know what to do, so hurry back and find a place to eat and wait for death.

"But, Lord Lan, since you planned to let the Celestials pick me up at the beginning, what else do you want to train?"

Although Qin En didn't mind those times very much, he still couldn't help but have some questions about Lord Lan's arrangement. Lord Lan said that it was difficult for the celestials to take advantage of, but he still found the celestials he knew to help solve the problem and take care of himself, so what was wasting those hours before.

"What do you think it's because? Originally, I just planned to let Mika-sama train you a little, and then go directly to the normal procedure and go to the embassy in the Heavenly Realm to entertain outsiders to meet the Heavenly King directly, but...... Alas, there is still a bit of a gap between the truth and the expectation. ”

Qin En was speechless, he knew why Lord Lan would say this, it was nothing more than the consequences of Ibuki Suika's perfunctory education and teaching, Yakumo Lan was too overestimating Qin En and Ibuki Suika's discipline, but he didn't expect that these two of them were undisciplined guys.

It's easy for an undisciplined guy to turn a serious drama into a funny drama, Yakumo Lan doesn't want Qin En to lose face - this is about Gensokyo's face, Lord Lan is so unconfident in himself makes Qin En very disappointed, but ...... Qin En didn't think that he really had a problem the whole time.

Speaking of which, the question of the eldest husband is a death flag without this sentence, and Qin En himself has no experience in serving as an envoy. There is no way, since you can't, then listen to it, if you can't do it yourself, don't think about it so assertively and blockbuster, resolutely obey all the arrangements of the central authorities, enhance your awareness of consciously accepting supervision, and consciously and sincerely accept supervision and inspection...... In short, it's not a big deal to be underlooked down upon, it's much better than regretting being fired for a while.

"Alright, the place has arrived. ”

Celestial Realm, it's ......

At this time, Qin En suddenly felt that he was in a new area, a green world with pleasant scenery, no traces of industry, green meadows, clear but active lakes, and tall mountains that did not give people a sense of oppression, as well as beautiful peach blossoms that have been in full bloom, Qin En couldn't help but stay in place when he saw these scenes, even if he kept repeating to himself not to be a hillbilly, but ...... Alas! It can only be said that human beings are really creatures that are easily confused! The scenery is very beautiful, and it is also very in line with Qin En's impression of the heavenly realm, Qin En, who has been shattered since he came to Gensokyo, has been shattered and rebuilt his life, and the heavenly realm has not disappointed him, and his expectations for this world have not been disappointed.

The beautiful scenery of the Peach Blossom Spring, compared to Gensokyo which is full of uncivilized areas, this heavenly realm is in line with the three words Gensokyo, this is a natural world that is appropriately developed but maintained to a just right harmony!

Qin En couldn't help but take a deep breath, the air here was very good, when he first came to this place, Qin En first felt the difference in the air. Obviously, there is no special smell, but when it is inhaled into the body, an indescribable cool feeling permeates the whole body. Just the simple air gave Qin En the feeling of a double baptism of soul and body. Originally, it should be a cold winter in Gensokyo at this time, but when he was here, Qin En felt that the temperature was just right, neither very hot nor very cold, putting on clothes and taking off clothes, all of them were at the same temperature, not dominated by clothes. This alone can be enjoyed by many young men and women who love to dress up and dress up, whether they wear winter clothes or summer clothes, they can do whatever they want.

Even if you run naked, it's no problem at all!

This is still the real ideal world, the real ideal township, Qin En couldn't help but think so.

When a person does not have any ambitions and desires, it is also a beautiful thing to lie drunk in such a world all day long.

This is an excellent retirement place, and it is not bad to come here to retire and bask in the sun when I don't have the strength to play with beautiful girls in the future.

"I can't appear directly in the Heavenly Realm, Qin En, since this is the agreement between the Sage Lord and the Heavenly King, I can't interfere in the affairs of the Heavenly Realm...... Gensokyo also has a lot of work for me to do, so I can only send you here. ”

It's just that Yayun Lan didn't appear here with Qin En, her voice floated from afar, and it felt very vague, but the words were all heard by Qin En, giving people an ethereal feeling.

"You'll spend two weeks here, and I'll take the initiative to pick you up and go back to Gensokyo after two weeks, and if you finish your work early, the rest of the time will be considered a vacation. ”

After saying that, Lord Lan didn't hear any more voices, Qin En was full of emotion, maybe this trip to the Heavenly Realm would not disappoint him.

It's really nice to take paid vacation and travel at public expense in the name of a business trip!

It's just that, where should I pick up? Didn't Lord Lan say it? Someone will come to answer him? But why didn't you see people?

Qin En was a little stunned, but finally decided to move forward a little, although the heavenly realm seems to have a very wide field of vision, but the place where Qin En is is only has a road paved with cobblestones, not too wide and not too narrow, walking along this road is a very high slope, he didn't care, just simply walked along this road, after crossing that slope, his vision suddenly opened up, Qin En saw a more open and pleasant scenery than the place where he landed before, in addition to that............

[Warmly welcome Gensokyo ambassadors to visit the Celestial Realm.] 】

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When Qin En stood on the slope, he saw a big sign, surrounded by a group of people dressed as if they had come out of ancient times, and then squatted on the ground drinking mineral water and playing cards cross-legged on the ground!

Qin En suddenly had the illusion that the place where he was might not be in the heavenly realm, but a certain railway station in China...... There is nothing strange about this picture appearing in any railway station in China! There is no sense of disobedience at all!

But in this heavenly realm where there is only one Tao of birds and flowers, I saw such a group of guys squatting in this place like road rage to play cards, and then there were such super embarrassing big brands. The person holding the big sign is a very beautiful woman with short purple hair, a woman who does not apply powder but gives people a sense of flamboyance of a mature woman, the height is just right, not tall and does not look very short, even if she stands next to Qin En, she will not look very short woman, the red frilly feather coat looks like a fairy, even if she takes off that clothes, it gives people a kind of OL who is especially suitable for sitting in the office, such a beautiful woman with a gorgeous temperament is holding it as if welcoming the countrymen. The super embarrassing big brand, looking at the group of people wearing a rather fairy wind and bones playing cards cross-legged on the ground, this unimaginable picture made Qin En a little overwhelmed.

I must have been greeted by such a group of people!

Sensing Qin En's presence, these people all focused their eyes on themselves, and suddenly Qin En was suddenly looked at by so many people, and suddenly felt a little scared.

No, you have to calm down!

Don't forget, you're a messenger from Gensokyo, think about what the presidents and presidents of the country do when they go to other countries!

Brush-!

Qin En stretched out his hand high and smiled enthusiastically-

"Hello comrades!"

Damn! I memorized the wrong line!

“............”

The celestials looked at Qin En, they didn't react to Qin En's movements, this embarrassment made Qin En maintain this kind of action and freeze in place for a long time, maybe the gap between the Dao and the line was too far, Qin En couldn't read any meaning from their eyes at all.

After being stared at like this for about four or five seconds, these celestial people gradually turned their heads, and then continued to squat on the ground and began to play cards, no one paid attention to Qin En, who raised his hands like an idiot, while the gorgeous purple-haired woman looked at him with the eyes of some poor creature.

I don't know why I want to go home! I don't want to go home anymore! I don't want to go on a business trip! I want to go home!

Qin En burst into tears.