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Qin En is a funny man, and he has the protagonist of the romantic feelings of the new era. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

We must clearly recognize his extremely unreliable and serious character, his frivolity makes it difficult for him to deal with serious situations, and cannot allow him to ascend to the hall of true elegance. His frivolous and lascivious personality makes him not want to upgrade and fight monsters all day long, but indulges in the gentle township of women day and night, and cannot extricate himself, so that many comrades in online literature and literature have misunderstandings and disappointments about the future of the protagonist, which we must realize as real readers, which cannot be tampered with, nor do we need to beautify, and we must learn from it.

"I'm really worried that your actions after you arrive in the Heavenly Realm will destroy the friendship between our Gensokyo and the Celestial Realm, Qin En, I will specially arrange for you to give you a basic etiquette training, and you must obey the guidance. ”

Yakumo Lan looked at Qin En as if he was looking at a pile of rotten wood, but the detachment of his identity made Qin En unable to make any complaints, he innocently blinked his eyes and asked Lord Lan in a not very cute way, "Do I have room to refuse?"

The nine-tailed fox didn't answer Qin En's words, and she didn't know if she was disgusted and speechless by Qin En's cuteness in the blink of an eye, or if she didn't want to go off topic with Qin En, who gave up treatment, she just threw down a sentence: "Say hello to the people of Monster Mountain, and I'll send you to train etiquette in thirty minutes." ”

After finishing speaking, the nine-tailed fox Yakumo Blue disappeared without a trace.

Completely ignoring Qin En's opinion, and not even giving others time to joke, I have to say that this is the best way to deal with an unserious person like Qin En, Qin En took this ultimatum and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and could only leave a reluctant clear tear.

Qin En felt that if Lord Lan went to the public toilet, he would definitely be the kind of person with special quality, after all, it would be a bit water-consuming to come and rush (rush) to rush (rush).

There's no room for it...... Qin En had no choice but to go and say hello to other people, and tell others about his business trip, first of all, the boss of Monster Mountain, Linggu Rin, so it was reasonable to say hello to her first.

"Since this is a mission, then sir, you can go, and I will leave the room for you. ”

The promise was very neat, but the face of the spirit dove Irin was a little unpleasant, and the unhappy look was really worrying.

But then Qin En figured out the reason why she was angry under the explanation of Shotmaru Wen: "Of course Rin will be angry, Yakumo Lan can come and go as much as she wants, if you don't say that she doesn't know, how can she be happy in this situation." ”

Yes, this also makes sense-under the explanation of the Shooting Pill Wen, Qin En knows where the unhappy place is, his home is washed and flushed by someone who is used as a toilet, and he will only see the hell if he can be happy, and it is not r (meat) b (poop) q (device).

Rin doesn't have any objections here, dissatisfaction is just dissatisfaction, Qin En also thinks that this is not necessarily a bad thing, as the saying goes, born in sorrow and died in peace, maybe Rin will raise the defense level of the Monster Mountain.

The people who greeted him afterwards were simple, Mistia, Liglu, Hu Tao, and Imaizumi Shadow Wolf, these people didn't have much reaction to Qin En's business trip, and that cold performance made Qin En feel that he was so redundant.

Qin En was unwilling to accept this kind of cold reception: "Don't you have anything to say to me!?"

"It's just a business trip, it's just a few days at most, what's there to say, I'll be back in a few days anyway...... Spades!"

After that, Hu Tao played a card, and now the spring shadow wolf also said at this time: "Follow!" Then everyone played happily, Qin En burst into tears when he saw this scene, during this time in Monster Mountain, you all learned badly, and you all started gambling!

The four of them were sitting at a table gambling, and there were all the chips on it...... They were addicted to gambling and didn't care about their performance at all, which made Qin En furious: "You guys get out of the way!

"Get out of here, if you guys join in, we won't be able to play anymore. ”

However, Hu Tao rolled his eyes and directly refused Qin En's entry into the table, and the other girls also had expressions of concern for Hu Tao's words.

That's right, Qin En's passive ability: the ability to definitely win the gambling card makes it impossible for him to join the gambling game, and Hu Tao and the others refuse Qin En's participation, which can see how ridiculous his ability is...... Absurdly powerful.

There was no way, Hu Tao and the others were gambling, and Qin En had to leave in disgrace...... Let's go and see the lotus seeds a little, but when they entered their room, Qin En heard the sound of reading in the room.

Sneaking inside, Qin En saw that the surviving lady Honju was holding a book and teaching Usami Renzi and Honju Kosuzu their homework, which reminded Qin En of those masters in the feudal era of China.

Honju Xiaoling's expression was naturally serious and nervous because she was her own mother, but compared with Honju Xiaoling, Lianzi's expression was a little impatient, although she covered it up very well, and Mrs. Honju's answer was smooth, but Lianzi's expression couldn't hide from Qin Godfather.

"Forget it...... Education is a hundred-year project, so I should not get involved in it. ”

Qin En had no choice but to leave sneakily, although Lianzi had no blood relationship with him, but the long time together had already made the two have some contact, and they also had some feelings. He still hopes that Usami Renko can be a wonderful girl, not a hooligan like himself.

Godfather is a hooligan ruffian and even has a tendency to develop like the mafia, this is not a good example, Qin En is still very self-aware, but it's a pity...... Qin En knew that he was not a good role model, but there was no way, he couldn't be serious! Not to mention the people around him, Hu Tao was a casino owner, Misty was an unlicensed peddler, Ligrau used to be a hooligan hired by an unlicensed hawker, Shadow Wolf was simply a beast, and the first generation was an underground black boxer operator...... If I go to it, there will be no serious people!

So at this time, it's better to leave.

And the only ones left who didn't say hello to meet were Mei Li and the first generation, but when Qin En went, he saw that the two were actually in the same room, which made Qin En a little wondering, when did their relationship become so good?

At this moment-seeing the picture of Mei Li and Bo Li Chudai sitting there and getting along well (although they didn't say anything), Qin En had a deep sense of crisis, could it be that I am going to be NTR by this girl named Melly? Don't, I haven't touched the **** of the first generation yet!

There were all kinds of struggles and dirtiness in his heart, but Qin En came to this room with a gentleman-like expression, nodded with the first generation to say hello, and then said that he was going on a business trip.

"So you're going to the Heavenly Realm. ”

It's just that unexpectedly, when she said it to Melly, she showed a very obvious look, as if to say: What are you doing in that kind of boring place.

"Have you been there?"

"I've been before, use that ability to go to the heavenly realm...... I sneaked a few looks, and I had some impression of it. ”

Melly didn't mean to hide it, she casually picked up the fruit specially prepared for the first generation from the table next to the silent first generation and ate it casually.

However, the first generation did not show any different colors, although the two did not see any topics, they felt unexpectedly harmonious, as if they had known each other for a long time, and this harmonious relationship made Qin En a little uncomfortable.

Trying to forget the sense of disobedience, Qin En asked Mei Li directly: "What kind of place is the Heavenly Realm, do you know?"

Qin En is still very curious about the word Heavenly Realm, the whole vocabulary sounds very dreamy, especially Xiuzhen, there is a feeling of traveling to the Oriental Fantasy Continent, could it be that his script began to jump directly from the Oriental Soft Rice Country to the Xiuzhen World?

"The heavenly realm is the ghost of Buddhahood, or the utopia that human beings can go to after cultivating and cutting off all desires, a place for celestial beings and celestial maidens to live...... Geographically, the Celestial Realm is very high above the earth—"

"Extremely high above the ground?"

This word may have made people yearn for it in ancient times, but for Qin En, this geographical description is not much romantic at all. After all, humans have conquered the sky a hundred years ago, the Iron Giant Bird has soared into the sky for centuries, the lie that has lasted for thousands of years has long been exposed, the fairy tale of the Sky City has long been a joke, and the satellites in the universe have long made the clouds have no secrets.

It's also a little too unsafe!

"Of course, this is just purely geographical...... In fact, even if you fly or fly to that area, you won't see anything. It is very difficult to reach that area purely physically, if you come to someone who can fly a little, wouldn't you just go directly to the heavenly realm? That is not the ultimate goal, and the cultivation of the ancients will become meaningless, since you want to go to the ultimate Elysium, why not hold back the technology for hundreds of years and then take the iron bird?"

Fortunately, Merry also let Qin En's romantic expectations for that heavenly realm exist, but the more people knew, the more people asked, and Qin En couldn't help but ask: "If that's the case, then why do you say that it's in some extremely high sky?"

"Because if you want to go to the heavenly realm, you need to go up, even if you have a way to go to the heavenly realm, you have to go up anyway - unless you have a space ability like me, you still have to go up, and that height does give people a very high feeling, it is not a wrong word to say that it is extremely high, if it is successful, then you will naturally go in, if it fails, you will directly rush out of the atmosphere to the universe. ”

Well, well, Qin En understands what it means, this meaning just means: even if you have a pass and can find the right path, you have to keep walking towards it for a long, long, long time!

Qin En can't fly, and the flying machine can't enter, and some special means are needed to enter the heavenly realm, but Qin En is not worried about this problem, Lord Lan said so, there must be a way to let himself, an ordinary human who can't fly and doesn't die, go to that place.

As for the principle and why you are qualified to enter...... Qin En didn't plan to think about these things, it could be some agreement between Lord Lan and the celestials, or it could be because of special abilities...... However, no matter which one it is, it has nothing to do with Qin En.

His vision and rights, he doesn't have to worry about that range, and he doesn't have to worry about salty radishes.

"I don't know much about the celestial realm, but I just know a little bit of basic concepts, since you have the opportunity to go, then you should treat it as a tourist to play, after all, not just anyone can enter that world, as a simple tourist location, it is a good place. ”

Well, I probably understood, but Qin En turned to find that something was wrong, this Merry knew too clearly! Qin En couldn't help but want to ask some detailed things, for example, why did Melly know so clearly, but then Melly stretched her waist, and then lazily lay on the body of the first generation of Boli and said without enthusiasm: "I only know that, don't ask me about the rest~ It's the girl's nap time~~"

Qin En could see that Mei Li just didn't plan to continue to talk about this topic, just looking at Mei Li's skillful action of lying on the first generation's chest and hitting her chest, Qin En was a little secretly unhappy, I haven't touched the first generation's plump breasts yet, how can you touch it!

But then the first generation of Boli was very skilled in grabbing Melly's groping pig hand, and it seemed that this action had been mastered to a certain extent, and she sat up with a blank face and placed Melly on her bed, while she herself found a chair to sit on.

"Be careful all the way. ”

"Don't worry, I won't die. ”

Qin En and the first generation didn't have anything else to say, and it was a very simple thing to say hello, and after saying that, Qin En left, as for Mei Li's chest attack, although Qin En was unhappy and a little jealous, he still didn't pursue it.

Because Mei Li is a woman, Qin En did not pursue it, and the first generation did not resist or express dissatisfaction...... From a man's point of view, the action of the two beauties hugging each other is also quite pleasing to the eye, and Qin En's complaints are not big.

So the matter of training was decided, and he obeyed the command of the great leader Yakumo Blue without any complaints (lies).

Well, if you put it from another angle, Qin En definitely understands Yakumo Blue. After all, his subordinates like to wander when they talk, and they don't have a proper amusement...... Ah no, funny man, a man who is too funny is not suitable for serious occasions.

.............................. If Qin En was really reliable, he wouldn't have been temporarily dragged out of the gentle township of Youkai Mountain by Yakumo Blue for ambassador training, otherwise it would be easy to mess up.

Yakumo Blue himself did not appear this time, but relied on the power of the gap to teleport Qin En directly into a Japanese-style room, and Yakumo Lan's voice came from his ears.

"The time to study is an hour, the time to prepare is also an hour, and in an hour I will send you to the heavenly realm. ”

An hour later, Lord Lan would reappear and send Qin En to the sky...... Alas, why does that sound so unlucky!

Qin En shook his head and tried not to let himself think nonsense, now what is more important is the task that Lord Lan gave him, about etiquette training.

Envoy to the Heavenly Realm, Qin En did not have any experience as an envoy before, although Lord Lan suddenly brought himself to train Qin En felt a little troublesome, but Qin En also understood this position. It's a bit ugly to be embarrassed diplomatically, not only to lose the face of the Yakumo family, but also to lose the face of Qin En himself - that's right, Qin En, who is very immoral and has no loyalty, pushed the face of the Yakumo family behind his own face...... If this careful thinking is known to Lord Lan, Lord Lan will definitely quit this unqualified and disloyal little gangster.

But the question is, since it is etiquette training, what about the etiquette training teacher? Where is the teacher? Why didn't you see it?

"Hey, boy, don't look left and right at this time, stand up obediently, it's time for Master Cuixiang to give a lecture!"

"Huh?"

Qin En lowered his head and couldn't help but gasp when he saw the person who was his temporary teacher.

Emma...... This is too pocket-sized, and his teacher is actually a little ghost!?

But then Qin En didn't have the heart to laugh, because he found out that he knew this ghost, and when he was burning the Demon Realm Holy Scripture, this ghost appeared in front of him!

"Why, how could it be you! Are you my teacher of diplomatic etiquette?"

"That's right, I'm Ibuki Orika......" The little ghost Lori said proudly, but after she finished speaking, she was dissatisfied and said, "I didn't expect it to be you, that fox...... It's cunning enough. ”

It seems that this ghost Lori: The ghost Lori named Ibuki Suika is a little dissatisfied with herself, and when she clearly saw Qin En's face, there was also a trace of regret on her face, as if she didn't want to see Qin En, which made him a little inexplicable: "What's wrong with you?"

It has been a long time since the battle between him and Jinluo, and Qin En's fear and fear of the ghost clan have also weakened a lot over time, and he can also take the initiative to chat and talk to the ghost clan without any fear.

"Those things have nothing to do with you, I'm just being pitted by a fox. Ibuki Suika pouted dissatisfiedly: "But our ghost clan is trustworthy, since we said that it is good to teach you, then teach you." ”

After experiencing the conflict with Jinluo, Qin En really didn't like to see the ghost clan, even if Qin En didn't have fear and vigilance in the passage of time, but there was not much enthusiasm and kindness.

"Then I'm going to tell you about the Heavenly Realm, first of all, his background, after all, you are going to be a messenger for Zi, and it's not good to be embarrassed. ”

It seems that this ghost Lori named Ibuki Suyaka has a good relationship with her boss's boss, and this relationship is so good that the oni clan, who has always had little patience, can be patient to teach Qin En.

"You're such a tsundere dead ghost. ”

"Without further ado, you kid will give me a good lesson first......

"Good, good, good...... I'll just listen to it. ”

This serious attitude made Qin En a little admired, and his attitude was a little more 'serious'.

"Uh-huh, cough-cough-cough!" Ghost Lori deliberately coughed a few times to clear her throat before giving a lecture, and felt that it was almost before she spoke, as if telling a story, and said: "What is the heavenly realm? The heavenly realm is the ghost of Buddhahood, or the utopia that human beings can go to after cultivating and cutting off all desires, a place for celestial beings and celestial maidens to live...... Geographically, the Celestial Realm is ........................ in the sky extremely high above the earth."

Wait, how can this opening line be so similar? How do I feel like I'd heard someone say that ten minutes ago!

"Huh, do you know everything?" Ibuki looked at Qin En in surprise.

"Yes, someone told me about the Heavenly Realm before I left. ”

"Oh, that's right, if that's the case, it's none of my business. ”

Then, Ibuki Sumika, who was the etiquette teacher, immediately disappeared from his previous personal attitude, threw the coat directly on the ground, and then opened the wine gourd, and sat there directly as a butt cushion and drank.

“.................. Hey, Teacher Cuixiang, is it really okay for you to do this? Didn't you say that etiquette training was good? It's the first time I've seen such an irresponsible teacher!"

"Etiquette training, where is there so much etiquette here...... That fox just asked me to tell you something about the heavenly realm for you to pay attention to, and someone told you what should be said, what else do I do with that. ”

Is this awkward?

"Who's making a fuss! I just feel a little angry...... I finally typed a few drafts in my mind to give you a lecture, but you actually knew everything, isn't this a pure waste of feelings!

It's really awkward.

"It's not awkward, I just feel that it's not in vain!"

Don't look over the head of the Ibuki scent, oops, I don't know why I think it's a little cute.

Although it looked cute, Qin En still couldn't help but criticize, as the saying goes, beating is kissing and scolding is love, Qin En opened his mouth and complained with the meaning of love: "You should really go to the temple house to see how Bai Zehuiyin teaches!"

"Like that Bai Ze? Isn't that just nothing to do! Annoying! If I teach, my first lesson is to teach those kids how to drink!"

“...... You will definitely be complained, you will definitely be complained. ”

Qin En completely has no expectations and confidence in Ibuki Suika's teacher, this kind of ghost who teaches children how to drink in class is definitely not good as a teacher, she is more suitable for endorsing alcoholic drinks and the like.

The strong smell of alcohol permeated this room, Qin En didn't like this strong smell of alcohol very much, and subconsciously distanced himself from this ghost Lori, and then looked at Ibuki Suika who was drinking by himself, Qin En asked in wonder, "That's it?"

"What's all there is to it?"

"I mean, in the matter of the Heavenly Realm, didn't Lord Lan throw me here to train diplomatic etiquette?

"What else, it's just the heavenly realm, there's nothing to say. ”

Ibuki Suika wiped the alcohol from her mouth and said in a boring tone, "Any diplomatic etiquette is, and Blue let me tell you that the background is just to tell you not to go up and yell like a hillbilly." ”

"Oh, that's it...... Hawkers, don't worry, I can't do anything else, I'll still be able to pretend to be some. ”

As soon as he said it, he pretended to force Qin En, and immediately felt that he was a professional.

Don't you feel like a hillbilly to maintain the image of Gensokyo? It's okay! Qin En is not the kind of dirt bun who comes from the countryside, even if he sees something new, Qin En will pretend to look at everything calmly without squinting.

He cares a lot about face, and even if he really encounters a place that needs to be looked at, he will pick up a newspaper or a map, and borrow these things to cover his new gaze.

Like a dirt bun, he can't do the sb thing that he can't do when he opens his mouth and sighs when he sees a high-rise building, anyway, it's just pretending to be forced, pretending to be cold, it's very simple, nothing else is good, isn't it good to pretend to be forced?

"But I think the so-called teaching is purely superfluous. Ibuki Suika poured all the liquor from the gourd into her stomach like drinking water, and after burping with a full smell of alcohol, she continued, "Because, when you get there, you will find that no matter what you do, the celestial beings will not care. ”

"Huh, what do you mean by that?"

"When you get there, you will know what kind of creatures those celestials are, you just have to remember...... No matter what the celestial beings say to you, don't take it to heart, don't think too much about what the celestials say, don't think deeply about their words, it is impossible for you to communicate with normal celestial beings before you become celestials, and human beings are just asking for trouble when they communicate with those celestial beings. ”

Ibuki Suika's admonition made Qin En inexplicable, although he didn't understand it a little, but Qin En tried his best to remember these things, but this is also some content about the customs of the heavenly realm, there is no harm in remembering, huh...... At least for now, I keep it in mind.

"Except for the Heavenly King, oh, that is to say, the Heavenly King who is in charge of the Heavenly Realm and a few Heavenly Beings that you are dealing with this time, you can't communicate with other normal Heavenly People, so ...... You might get bored going there, after all, you can't do anything but the scenery. ”

"Could it be that the celestials are very indifferent?" Qin En read the meaning of Ibuki Suika's words, but this loli ghost used a tangled expression, as if he was searching for words in his little brain, and only said after a while: "Indifference is not counted, but they ...... It's a little hard to understand. ”

"Something hard to understand?"

"That's right, it's a little hard to understand, and the thinking circuit is not a ...... of the world at all"

"Too big a brain?"

"Oh, that's good......! It's a brain hole -- you can't talk to them if you don't have a big brain. ”

Qin En looked at Ibuki Suika's expression as if he had found a confidant, and felt a little funny in his heart, your ghost clan's confidant is really cheap enough.

Trying not to think nonsense, Qin En tried his best to make a serious expression and asked, "Can you describe it?"

Ibuki Senka stretched out her hand and gestured, "It's probably that big." ”

-- This tama is the size of a watermelon!

Dare to love people is a group of people the size of a watermelon with brains!?

Qin En suddenly couldn't look forward to his trip to the Heavenly Realm.