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The night is gentle, and the full moon is high.

She is wearing a long skirt with a fluttering skirt and prominent curves.

Her long hair hung down and curled like waves.

Her eyes are like clear streams, secretly sending autumn waves.

She has a nose like a steamed bun and her nostrils are facing the sky.

She had thick lips and six black moles on her upper lip, which were lined up like a beard.

She, like a water tank, was so fat that her skirt almost burst.

She has well-developed limbs and thick body hair, like a chimpanzee.

She crossed her waist with her left hand and inserted the fingers of her right hand into her left nostril.

She is the great god Abbas!

She is a statue, a statue revered and worshipped by thousands of people, and the goddess of rescue in Luoyan Village!

The statue of the goddess is placed in the center of the square of the god of the village of Rakuyan. The square of the gods is a square built for the gods in the village of Luoyan for the memory of the gods and various celebrations. There are many stone pillars in the square, and there are some ancient symbols and texts on the stone pillars that record the history of the god Aba, including the day of Aba's life and death, her first love, her beauty, her great deeds, her eternal sealed hymen, and a voluminous number of praises. There is a circular platform in front of the stone statue of God Abba and is the altar. Forty or fifty baskets of food were placed on the altar: roasted and fragrant cattle and sheep, some strange fruits such as shiny black moko, and fragrant baked cakes and snacks. There is a very large stone pillar in the southeast, northwest and northwest directions of the altar, the diameter is about six feet, the height is about twelve feet, there are also ancient words and symbols on the stone pillar, and there is a large orange and yellow translucent stone at the top of the column, which shines with dazzling golden light, illuminates the whole square, and they are the "stone lamps" that the old man with pigtails said. The open space in front of the altar was crowded with people, and all the villagers of Luoyan Village gathered, and there were about four or five thousand of them. They are either blue or green, but there is one exception, and he is Tao Xiaozhi. Each of the villagers holds a small basket in his hand, which is filled with colorful flower petals, and the fragrance of the flowers is refreshing. There is also a small platform on the left and right sides of the altar, on which three cowhide drums are placed, and three drummers with upper bodies and a few large feathers on their heads are adjusting the drum music and exchanging each other's experiences. The villagers were talking enthusiastically about the upcoming "God's Rendezvous", and the atmosphere was like a raging fire, which burned higher and higher, and it was very lively.

Tao Xiaozhi and Silly Xingxing were in the crowd, sweating profusely to the atmosphere of the scene, and they were almost out of breath.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Silly star, can we eat the food on the altar? They seem to be delicious!"

Silly Star said: "I can't eat it yet, I can't eat it until the 'God's Ball' is over, and everyone will share the food together." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "God's ball?

"God's Covenant consists of four parts: 'God's Call', 'God's Praise', 'God's Ball', and God's Supper. ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Let's talk about what they are!"

Silly Xingxing said: "Wait a minute, I'll explain the specific link to you on the spot!"

Tao Xiaozhi held up the flower basket in his hand and said, "What are these flowers used for?"

Silly Star said: "It's for the 'praise of God', you'll know in a while." ”

Tao Xiaozhi continued to ask, "Why is Huoxing so short, while the other green races are about the same size as us?"

A chubby* green kid with a lower body, peeing and nibbling on the mocoa fruit.

Silly Xingxing pointed at the little boy and said, "He's about the same height as his cousin!"

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "He's a three-year-old child!And Huoxing, he's your cousin, and he's not a third of your height!"

"Wow wow!" the little melon jumped up and down on the shoulders of the silly star, spitting small bubbles.

"Little melon. The silly star stroked the little melon's ear and said, "Are you hungry?"

Silly Star took out a small leather bag from his arms, which contained many green balls, which smelled good. Silly Star took out a green ball from it and put it in Xiao Guagua's mouth. The little melon melon was very happy, jumping up and down, constantly screaming "wow, wow", and no longer blowing bubbles. Probably when it's bored, it blows its little bubbles!

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "Did you listen to me?!"

Tao Xiaozhi snatched the small leather bag, regardless of the thirty-seven twenty-one, poured more than half of the green balls in the leather bag into his mouth, and chewed it.

"It's too much, there is something to eat for me, knowing that I am so hungry that I can't stand it!"

Silly Xingxing and Xiaogua looked at Tao Xiaozhi dumbfounded, this level of surprise was like seeing a person eating.

The flavor of these green meatballs is sweet, fluffy, and has a refreshing minty flavor. Tao Xiaozhi felt that this taste was familiar. Oh, that's right! It's the so-called sugar stuffed into the mouth of the old man after violently and forcibly feeding him that perverted potion (a super antidote made of the most poisonous poison in the world, the most smelly urine and the most unique "three flavors"). At that time, he still felt that the old man with pigtails was the greatest pharmacist in the world and the happiest patient himself.

Tao Xiaodao: "It's so delicious! It's even better than Mokeguo, and it's so delicious!"

"Is it really, really?" Silly Xingxing looked at Tao Xiaozhi stupidly.

"Wow, wow, wow!" Xiao Gua Gua blew small bubbles, probably because he was angry, who told Tao Xiaozhi to eat its delicious meal.

"Really!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Why are you looking at me like this? Haven't you ever seen a handsome and dashing yellow man?"

"Do you know what this is?!" Silly Star exclaimed, "These green pills are called green pills, and they are pet food!"

Tao Xiaozhi said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, what I pay attention to is taste and food and clothing, as long as I can't die, it doesn't matter if it's pet food or bird food!"

Silly Xingxing said: "This kind of green pill people can't pull out stool for three days after eating one! This is designed for the cleanliness of pets and prevents them from defecating anywhere!"

"So what? Isn't it just that you don't go to the toilet for three days? It's more convenient, saving a lot of toilet paper!" Tao Xiaozhi said disdainfully.

Silly Xingxing said: "It's not that simple! Although people can't poop, they will continue to fart until three days later! And pets and humans have very different internal structures, they have the organs and ability to digest these green cocoa fruits, they can't pull out stool, and they can't fart." This is the case of taking one green pill......"

"What?!" Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed, "Why didn't you say it earlier?!Do you want to kill me?!You're too cruel, aren't you...... How many did I just eat?!"

Tao Xiaozhi has eaten a few of them, I'm afraid his ten fingers don't add up to enough!

Tao Xiaozhi's face turned blue and red, and his lips kept trembling. How many days is this going to be a fart......" Tao Xiaozhi bent his hand and counted and counted, "Oh my God! This is so cruel! Cruel veterinarian! Cruel stupid star! It's all your ......."

The veterinarian is not cruel, after Tao Xiaozhi drank the potion, his stomach will definitely not be able to stand it, and if he can't stand it, he will have diarrhea, and if he has diarrhea, he must take Luke pills to work the most. So there is nothing wrong with the old man with braids using green pills, but the fault is that after Tao Xiaozhi drank the potion, he was in a coma for three days and three nights, and he didn't know that he farted at all.

Silly Xingxing said angrily: "That green pill was snatched and eaten by yourself, blame yourself for being stupid!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "Even the stupid star said that I was stupid, it seems that I should be called Tao Xiaoben......"

Silly Star said: "It seems that when the Green Pill exerts its power, it is better to isolate you, lest you go around harming people......"