"Ah......hh Help!Help me!Woo woo~~~"

Facing the fire on his body, Xi Mo was so frightened that his face was pale, jumping and jumping on the spot, shouting at a loss, and he was frightened when he looked at it.

Xi Fangping on the side was full of demon beasts in the sea of fire, but he didn't take Xi Mo's shout seriously.

At that time, Ren was still paralyzed on the ground, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he got up quickly, rushed over with an arrow, and the two of them fell to the ground with a brush, and rolled a few times on the spot.

The fire was extinguished, and with a "snap", either head was almost knocked off.

"Stinky cow, fuck off!"

Xi Mo was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and his feet were not idle, and he kicked on either stomach.

Again and again, the man in front of her just couldn't get along with her, and she was so crazy that she wanted to kill.

He covered his face with his left hand and his stomach with his right hand, grinning with his teeth: "You woman, are you unreasonable? I'm just putting out the fire for you!"

"Phew, do you put out fires like this? You'd better stay away from me, or be my sword's ghost!"

She pulled out her matching sword with a "sigh", pointed at either one viciously, and stabbed past the posture if she didn't say a word.

"You woman...... I don't know the hearts of good people, forget it, I'm too lazy to reason with you. ”

Ren felt very wronged and angry, "Don't worry, next time, even if you die in front of my eyes, I won't even look at it, and I won't meddle in my business anymore, will it be?"

He was very resolute in planning to give Xi Mo a back of the head, and he didn't bother at all.

Xi Mo's face was a little black, not angry, but burned by the fireball. At this time, after listening to any words, he was angry, and he also put his face away and ignored each other.

It's just that when anyone saw another wave of fireballs flying over, he couldn't help but subconsciously look at Xi Mo.

Xi Mo was fine, this time he was as light as a swallow and dodged away. Ren had just breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he heard a familiar voice jump up.

"Oh my mother...... It's so hot, it's hot!oh ho ho ho ho ~~~"

The person who spoke was Wu Shixun, who had been knocked unconscious by any of them several times, and I saw him like an ant on a hot pot, constantly jumping, screaming and wailing in his mouth, but there was an inexplicable sense of joy.

Ren didn't hold back, but laughed.

When Wu Shixun heard the voice, he ran over with his pants, pulled his sleeves, and pouted and cried, "Little brother~~Woo~~~ I scared people to death just now." ”

Ren was so frightened that he gasped, pulled his hair, and said incredulously: "Master, what do you call me?"

He suspected that he was insane, so he would hear the three words of the fleshy little brother.

Wu Shixun looked at him with tears in his eyes, "Little brother, aren't you a little brother? Could it be ~~~ little sister?"

Then he happily changed his name, "Little sister, woo woo~~~ hug!"

Like an innocent toddler, he threw himself into either of his arms for comfort.

As if he had touched a hot potato, he pushed him away violently and said warnly: "Master, today is not a fool's day, you can't make such jokes!"

Here, I have to talk about the famous "Yugong Festival" in the Lingyin Continent, which is said to have been established to commemorate an old man surnamed Yu.

When this person was in his first grade, he met a clever Taoist priest, saying that as long as he could insist on going fishing on the coast of the East China Sea on the first day of April every year, one day, he would be able to catch a spiritual pet that belonged to him, and then he would step on the path of cultivation, change his ordinary life, and even, go to a different glorious life from now on, and be the master of this world.

The old man surnamed Fool was bewitched by the beautiful scenery described by the Taoist priest and was convinced of this.

He originally lived in a small mountain village in the far west, about a month's distance from the East China Sea.

In order not to go back and forth and save the hardship, the old man surnamed Yu gritted his teeth, ruthlessly abandoned his family, and directly built a small wooden house by the East China Sea and set up camp.

This fishing is thirty years, whether it is windy, rainy or thundery, no matter how bad the weather is, he has never been absent from the gray hair to the hairless.

When many people heard this story, they took it as a joke, and came to the beach to persuade him to ridicule him and make him give up, openly and secretly saying that he was fooled, and don't take a liar's words seriously.

The old man with the foolish surname looked like a dry little old man, but his personality was like a stubborn golden bull, and no one could shake his determination.

He secretly swore that he had to catch a pet of his own, and if he couldn't do it before he died, he would jump into the sea and drown in it.

Year after year, day after day, he went fishing with great anticipation, but always came home disappointed.

Over time, people only regard his silent fishing figure as a satirical landscape, a negative teaching material, and when facing the obsessive children and grandchildren at home, they will always nag a sentence or two.

"Learn from that fool, you are a donkey who doesn't hit the south wall and doesn't look back. ”

"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, and the foolish man will be an example. ”

......

In this way, it is also popular, but it has become widely spread, but it is because of the next big reversal.

Suddenly, on the first day of April one year, the thunder on the seashore was loud, and the waves were raging, and it was not suitable to go out.

This fool is a tendon master, crawling and rolling all the way, and rushed to the beach to continue his fishing career.

He sat from the night before dawn until nightfall, and just when he thought that he would wait in vain again this year, the fishing line, which had never moved, suddenly pulled and almost dragged him into the sea.

Fortunately, there was a reef on the shore that blocked his way, giving him a focus and helping him to recover.

I don't know if it's because I'm too excited, or what, the small universe of the foolish old man was activated all of a sudden, staring at the washing of the torrential rain and the raging wind, he was stunned and dragged the prey on the fishing line ashore.

It was an ordinary-looking little goldfish, only the size of a human palm, but its strength was amazing.

No matter how strange it was, it was just a small fish, and although the old man surnamed Yu was a little disappointed, he still took it home and raised it in a tile gang, and did not choose to stew it and drink it.

Probably because the little goldfish is too small, there is no point in eating it. has been quiet for three years, and the little goldfish is still such a small one.

And the stupid old man is idle, he will sit by the clay pot, idle with the little goldfish, all kinds of parents, and even the most desired wishes buried in his heart, all of them are said without a trace, and they actually regard the little goldfish as a partner to confide in.

Suddenly, one day, the old man felt that his limit was near, and he fished the little goldfish out of the clay tank.

Just as he was about to go out into the sea, a group of pirates suddenly rushed in, turned all the old man's belongings upside down, and trapped the old man and hung him from a crooked-necked tree on the shore, threatening him to hand over all his possessions.

The old man couldn't help laughing, this was the only time he had laughed heartily in the thirty years he had been on the shore.

He's going to die, where is there anything outside his body?

At this moment, the little goldfish lying in the palm of his hand shook its tail and moved.

The old man surnamed Fool thought it was short of water, struggling to survive, and sighed: "I'm sorry, I'm coming, I almost took your life." ”

By the time night fell, the old man could no longer bear it, and his breath was almost gone.

At this time, in the palm of his hand, a burst of red light suddenly flashed, and the little goldfish, which was originally motionless, instantly swelled like a balloon and swelled to the size of a child.

It's really like a child, because it actually has hands and feet, but the fish head is still there, and it's indescribably weird.

I didn't see how he moved, his fingers just pulled so easily, and the rope hanging the old man with the foolish surname broke with a "snap".

It quickly caught the falling man, and spit out a bead as red as the sun from its wide mouth, and placed it on the head of the foolish old man.

It wasn't until the red light of the beads became fainter and fainter, until it was almost gone, that it was exhausted and put away the beads, and one dodged, but it turned into a little goldfish again, lying quietly in the palm of the old man's hand.

At this time, the red golden light around its body seemed to have been washed clean, and it became faint, spitting bubbles weakly.

When the sky was bright and the red sun rose in the east, a wisp of purple gas enveloped the world, and the old man surnamed Yu finally woke up.

He looked at the quiet sea in a daze, and for a moment he couldn't remember what he had been through. It wasn't until he sensed the little goldfish in his hand that he suddenly remembered that he had changed his death.

However, at this time, I clearly feel that I have a lot of energy, and I have an inexhaustible energy all over my body, and this feeling has been separated for many years, as if it would only happen in my previous life.

The little goldfish in his hand, after a night of hunger and thirst, miraculously not dead, he sent it back to the water tank, and it just sank to the bottom of the water and did not move.

Such days are passed by for several years.

After a long time, the foolish old man was a little suspicious of his persistence, and the group of pirates who had harassed him came to raid his house again, and seeing him alive was like seeing a ghost.

It's just that this group of people is used to being cruel, and they don't believe in evil in their bones, and they used the same means to drop the old man on that tree again.

It's just that this time, the old man didn't bring the little goldfish. And this group of people did not leave, they had to see the old man's death with their own eyes to finish.

A group of people set up a bonfire, scavenged all the things that could be eaten in the old man's house, guessed their fists, and ate and drank lively.

Unconsciously, late at night, this group of people came up with the strength of wine, and fell asleep together, snoring like thunder, but it was more thunderous than the sound of the waves crashing against the reef, a scene of good dreams.

The old man is not dead, he is now alive and well, and he has a lot of strength in his hands, but he struggled at will, and the hemp rope that tied him was actually broken like this.

He was about to flee from here lightly, but he heard a sound of footsteps, and thought that it was an accomplice of the pirates, so he hurriedly found a place to hide.

It was a small figure, the size of a three-year-old child. Looking at its back, the old man surnamed Fool was afraid that the child would be ignorant and disturb the bad guys, so he immediately greeted him in a small voice, "Hey, little doll, come here." ”

The moment the child turned around, the old man surnamed Fool couldn't take a breath of cool air, so he fainted.

By daybreak, the bonfire on the shore had already been extinguished, and none of the staggering pirates were gone, but they did not know where they had gone.

He remembered the last monster he had seen in a daze, and he searched for a long time in front of and behind his house, but finally found nothing.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally did not choose to leave this small cabin, and continued to wait for the arrival of the first day of April every year, because it was really too close to this day, and it was only three or five days.

On this day, the unexpected wind and sunshine are beautiful, the seaside is full of tourists, and from time to time people come to his side to go around and watch his liveliness.

There was even the ignorant child who reached out to play with the little goldfish in the wooden basin on the side. At this time, the little goldfish has already regained its former luster, and its body is full of beautiful golden yellow, which is cute when you look at it.

But at this moment, the group of pirates who had disappeared suddenly came to the door and asked him why he had thrown his brother into the sea. If they weren't pirates, they were born with good water nature, and if they were an ordinary person, they would have drowned in it a long time ago.

How can the foolish old man know what is and why, because he didn't do it.

The pirates didn't get the answers they wanted. kicked over the wooden basin, only to hear a "poof", and the little goldfish fell into the sea.

This is the only partner of the foolish old man for so many years, and he is gone. Such a good old man became ruthless, and as soon as he changed his former image of kindness, he rushed up and fought with the group of pirates.

His strength was terrible, although he didn't have any moves, he was stunned to beat the group of pirates to cry and call his mother, knelt on the ground one by one, and desperately begged for mercy.

In their hearts, they scolded the old man harshly, obviously he was a master, but he was still pretending to be weak, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger was too ruthless, and most of them couldn't afford to raise any thoughts except for admitting it.

However, there was also a stunned young man who was not convinced, and took advantage of the kung fu of the old man surnamed Fool to turn around, jumped up, and the dagger in his hand was pierced at his neck so clearly.

The old man surnamed Fool fell to the ground in an instant, and blood rushed out of his neck. This scene frightened passers-by A, B and C, and they all shouted "Murder!" and fled.

The pirates were accustomed to licking blood from the edge of the knife, but they were accustomed to it, and threw the old man's body into the sea, destroying the corpse.

All this was done neatly, and the pirates swept away the previous depression and left with their shoulders hooked.

Just a few years later, it was still a log cabin by the sea, or a group of pirates broke in, the difference is that this group of pirates is still the same group of pirates as before, but they are no longer young, they are fat, and slow, and they are completely relying on the weapons in their hands to scare people.