Chapter 163: An Old Man Who Loves Tricks

After cleaning up the foolish old man and erasing all traces, the pirates swept away the previous depression and left as if nothing had happened.

After a few years in a trance, it was still a cabin by the sea, or a group of pirates broke in, the difference is that this group of pirates is still the same group of pirates as before, but at this time they are no longer young, all of them are fat, fat, fat, and slow, and they are completely relying on the weapons in their hands to scare people.

Looking at the foolish old man lying outside the cabin, leisurely basking in the sun, they saw him with gray hair and a bald head, but at this moment he grew gray hair again, as if he wanted to rejuvenate.

The weapon in his hand could no longer be held, and the sound of "clang" and "clang" was endless, but it fell to the ground.

All the pirates knelt on the ground and shouted, "Immortal, please spare me a little life!"

"Immortals, spare your life!"

......

The old man surnamed Fool didn't raise his eyes, but just lifted his foot slightly, and a grinding disc weighing several hundred catties flew straight to the distant sea.

After half a ring, until I couldn't see the shadow of the grinding disc, and I didn't see it fall into the sea, but I didn't know how to fly out of tens of thousands of nautical miles.

The pirates were surprised by the souls of the detriment, and some of the weaker ones were directly frightened and incontinent, and suddenly a foul smell hit, almost spitting people.

"What the, get out of the way!"

The foolish old man frowned, and he didn't see any movement, and the incontinent pirate was waved by his sleeve like this, and fell into the sea with a "poof".

Before dying, it can be regarded as experiencing the speed of flying (. . . sense, die well!

Such a ferocious scene frightened all the pirates into swallowing their saliva, came back to their senses, and kowtowed violently to the old man surnamed Foolish, "Immortal......!

"Hmph!" the old man surnamed Fool lay back on the chair and crossed Erlang's legs, commanding at everyone,

"It's not impossible to spare you, you, go and fill the water tank for me. ”

"You two, split all the firewood in the backyard and stack it neatly. ”

"You, you, clean all the rooms!"

"If you are diligent and hardworking, the old man will be happy, and he will naturally not be embarrassed for you. ”

After speaking, the old man surnamed Fool closed his eyes, looking leisurely and idle.

The evil factor in his bones also raised his head because of some adventures, and it seemed that if he didn't rectify these people, he would not be happy in his heart. After all, he had really almost died at the hands of these pirates.

All the pirates did not rely on it, and they dared to slack off, and they rushed to work one by one, for fear that if they were one step slower, they would die without a place to die, just like the incontinent partner and the millstone.

The person who carried the water picked it for three days and three nights, and the tender meat on his shoulders was ground out of a lot of bubbles, and the water tank was like a bottomless pit, not too much and no less, and it would never be filled.

The firewood in the backyard is not ordinary firewood, it is no different from pig iron, it is heavy and hard, and when an axe goes down, sparks shoot everywhere, directly breaking the axe blade out of a gap.

Looking at the mountains of firewood, the pirates who chopped wood almost cried. Even if everyone works together to split it, they may not be able to break a few of them.

What's even more infuriating is that the pirates who cleaned the room, and they don't know what is in the house, they have cleaned their front feet spotlessly, and ask the old man surnamed Fool to check it. Looking at the hind foot, the ash on it is still not mentioned, and there is even a tendency to be dirtier.

As a last resort, several people took turns cleaning day and night, and the rags were washed and piled up into a hill, and there was no shortage of dust in the house.

At this time, there was something that a few people didn't understand, this was the gods punishing them with magic.

A few people found a bunch of thorns and tied them on their backs, knelt on the ground bare-chested, and handed the thorns over, "Old fairy, for the mistakes we made before, please punish us to your heart's content!"

The foolish old man didn't pay attention to a few people, just reached into the unfilled water tank, gently stirred the water, and a beautiful and dazzling little goldfish broke out of the water and jumped into his hand accurately.

He touched his head lightly like a child, and said unintentionally: "In the past, you threw me into the sea of corpses, but did you ever think that there would be today, karmic cycle retribution, let's make a break today." ”

"Old man, I don't want your life, and I won't let you ruin your wealth, I just want your freedom. From now on, everyone will keep me here for ten years, but whoever leaves will be subject to the wrath of the thunder, if you don't believe me, just look at the fate of that crooked neck tree!"

Following his fingers, the pirates saw a scene they would never forget, lightning and thunder thunderclaps over the trees, but in a moment, a huge fire burst into flames.

In the blink of an eye, the lightning collected electricity to extinguish the fire, and the originally vigorous tree had turned into black coke.

A gust of sea breeze blew, bringing wisps of soot, and everyone couldn't open their eyes.

When he rubbed his eyes and finally got used to it, he opened it again, and there was still a figure of an old man surnamed Fool in front of him, and the surroundings were so quiet that there were only a few pirates.

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, stood up in fear, and finally chose to stay, not daring to leave the sea where the cabin belonged.

The sea is magnificent, and when it is gentle, it is as beautiful as a piece of pure silk, which is unbearable to destroy. After the tyranny, he has the power to collapse the sea, and can crush the hardest reef in the world.

, abundant. Every year, there are many tourists who come to see the sea, and there are more people who go out to sea to fish, and when the weather is extreme, it is inevitable that a few people will die.

These pirates are very good in the water on weekdays, and they have nothing to do, but they have also done a lot of good things for them and saved many drowning people.

Because there are too many people to save, over time, some people have rumored that they are the messengers of the dragon god, who are specially to rescue the common people and benefit the common people.

For the first time, the pirates felt the admiration of the people, and they regretted the past divisions, and stopped doing things that hurt nature and reason, but instead devoted themselves to the safety of those who entered the sea.

After ten years of such peace, the time given to them by the old man with the foolish surname has come, and they can finally get out of this sea area and have a free body.

At this time, they have gray hair, unhealthy legs and feet, and are old, and they have a deep affection for this sea, but they are never willing to leave.

When they were about to die, a young man came to the cabin, saying that they had great merit, and he came to take them to Xianshan for retirement.

A few people knew that there were immortals with super powerful spells in this world, and there was nothing they would not agree to.

With a slight wave of the dust in the young man's hand, he saw many flying spirit beasts appear in mid-air.

For a time, a large number of auspicious signs appeared in the sky, and all kinds of auspicious clouds competed for beauty.

Unbeknownst to them, after they left, the cabin had been demolished by the people who had heard the news.

Instead of destroying it, they built a Tanah Lot temple that houses the golden statues of all the pirates.

But it is said that these people rode the demon beast and followed the young people to a fairy mountain Fukushima, and what was waiting for them was not a beautiful retirement life, but endless tricks.

It was none other than the old man surnamed Na Yu, and I don't know what he ate to rejuvenate and rejuvenate the pill, but he looked younger than ten years ago.

It's kind of ironic to say.

When the old man with the foolish surname used to be a mortal, he was so old that he was dry, and his hair was thinner and thinner every year.

When we met a few years later, it had already fallen off, and there were only a few sparse hairs on my head, which looked like I was stunted.

When we meet again, I don't know what adventures he had, this appearance is slow to age, not to mention, even the hair grows like a new sprout from an old tree.

At this time, he still looked like an old man, but his face was full of red passes, there were no wrinkles at all, and he was staring at a few people with bad intentions.

"You, go and feed and wash all the flying monsters for me, remember to be gentle with them, take care of them, and don't let others ride on their heads. ”

"You, you, you two have registered all the demon beasts on the island for me, including their ancestors for three generations, don't miss a single one. ”

"You, you, you, clean all the monster beasts' nests for me, and if I smell a smell, I'll put you in as monsters. ”

This commanding speech was so familiar that several people couldn't help wiping the cold sweat from their foreheads, and a common understanding emerged in their hearts, these tasks would definitely be difficult and difficult.

Sure enough, with their contact, the mission almost didn't cause them to vomit blood.

The one who fed the pet was just a little closer, and was swept away by the monster's back pout, and the whole person was gliding in a group of monster feces.

The companion who was cleaning up the dung was disturbed by him, and the two of them collided together, rolling in the dung heap of the demon beast, unspeakably disgusting.

Both of them are sixty or seventy old men, and they are not far from death, but after going to the island, although they are embarrassed, their bones have actually withstood such an impact.

It's just a small task of feeding, and I almost put my own life into it. The feeding pirate chose another relatively small demon beast, and before the food in his hand was handed out, a fart bomb from the other party almost smoked him to death.

He was so frightened that he dropped his food and ran outside. The cleaning companion was a man with a bad nose, and he actually enjoyed cleaning in it and didn't escape.

He stupidly performed his duties, not beware of these demon beasts treating him as his own kind, wanting to play with him, surrounding him without saying anything, ignoring his "wow" yelling, holding him like a ball, throwing him around and playing, indescribably happy.

I don't know how long it took for the dizzy cleaning pirate to be thrown out by a tired monster beast, one of them broke through the roof.

It landed right on the pirate who thought he was safe. The two of them "ouch hey" were stacked on top of each other, and they didn't get hurt much, and they couldn't say how funny they were.

The fate of the remaining pirates who went to register the number of monsters was not much better.

Some of those demon beasts are just a bare-bones commander, and they can figure it out at a glance.

Some are dozens of generations in the same house, and there are thousands of them in a generation, and it is a huge project to number and count them one by one.

Several people were busy with the stars and the moon, and they couldn't sleep at night, in order to hand in errands early. In the end, they were told that they were wrong, and they did not register the genealogy of demon beasts, but the genealogy of ordinary beasts.

A few people vomited so much that they wanted to vomit blood, so they went to ask the old man surnamed Yu, why are there so many ordinary beasts on such an immortal island?

The old man surnamed Fool scoffed at this, "There are no beasts, where are the demon beasts, do you think that the demon beasts are born and raised, so they are naturally there?"

"They also need to go through the survival of the fittest, natural selection, and finally have a chance to be promoted to the ranks of demon beasts. ”

"And to be promoted from a demon beast to a spirit beast, or even a divine beast, this is the fate of a beast. It's not human. ”

Then he blasted the pirates out one by one, "Go, go, this is just a small test to enter the island, if you can't even do such a small thing, what use do I want you? ”

Hearing this threat, several people said that they would do their best to do it and run faster than a rabbit.

This time, they encountered a family of rabbits with a top-notch reproduction speed. A few people didn't know how to judge which was a demon beast and which was a beast, so they had to find the young man who led them and studied it.

The young man is a very gentle character, but he knows everything and tells them everything.

After three days and three nights of busy work, a group of pirates figured out the beasts and monsters on the island.

When they happily took the result to the old man surnamed Yu, the old man didn't look at it, and set the broken paper on fire with a direct hand.

When several people watched their hard work being destroyed, and were dissatisfied, they heard that the old man surnamed Yu began to give orders again.

"You, go and fish all the fish in that ruler for me, and don't keep a small shrimp. ”

"You, you, you two, take me and renovate the house, start from the foundation and rebuild it, it must be completed in three months, and if you can't do it, you will throw it into the pool and feed it to the king. ”

"The king in the pool eats meat, especially tender meat like you, and he is most pleased with it. ”

"As for the rest of the people, everyone takes turns to tell me jokes, whoever tells me to cry, I will give him candy to eat, and when I laugh, I will give him a stick, and I will choose it myself!"

After the foolish old man finished speaking, he jumped on the branch of a tree and sat down, as if he regarded it as his throne.

A few people, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what kind of joke can make a person cry, this is really embarrassing.

Several people searched their stomachs and thought about it for a long time, but they still didn't have a clue. The old man surnamed Yu on the side couldn't wait for a long time, but the big stick in his hand didn't distinguish anyone, everyone was hit by that.

It was a very miraculous attack, and the body was not painful, but the soul was screaming in pain.