330 Two Jokes(9)
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Spoils of War: Ice Elves.
There is only one. There were two people present.
How do you divide this ice goblin?
You can't cut down the goblin like a math problem, and besides, I can't beat the famous Ju Tianzi, so it's not bad if she doesn't cut me.
"Hey, Son of Heaven, what should we do, should we try to roast and eat this ice goblin?"
"Vomit...... I won't eat it. The Son of Heaven looked at the ice goblin with disgust, it seemed that she didn't intend to cut me.
Then the Son of Heaven kicked the big ice cube a few times, pointed to the palm-sized frog and said, "We can consider eating this a few times." ”
"The frogs are all parasites, I would never eat them, the bugs crawling around in my stomach are super disgusting. Qin En said with a look of disgust.
Frogs, snakes, these things are super disgusting, it's just that there are many parasites that make Qin En disgusting, and it has nothing to do with beneficial insects and pests, it's just that there are many parasites and they are very disgusting.
"That's a pity, toss in vain. ”
The Son of Heaven threw the big ice cube into the lake, and then the Son of Heaven grabbed the ice fairy like a rabbit and was about to throw it back into the lake, but the ice fairy suddenly woke up.
When he realized that he was being controlled, the ice fairy actually shook restlessly and tried to break free, but after finding that he couldn't break free, he shouted with full momentum (arrogant): "Let go of me, let go of me." ”
Looking at this ridiculous appearance, the Son of Heaven and Qin En were both happy, both of them were guys with bad intentions, when the Son of Heaven was pulling the ice goblin's clothes, he was still dangling her like a swing, Qin En also watched with a bad smile, Qin En and the Son of Heaven were like ruffians who were molesting female students.
"Let go of me, I'm the strongest in Gensokyo, Lord Kiruno, stupid human, you dare to break into the territory of the old lady, you are killing yourself!"
It's just that the ice goblin's next words made Qin En and the Son of Heaven have no smile on their faces. Qin En and the Son of Heaven were stunned to look at the arrogant posture of this self-proclaimed goblin who was still shouting when he was caught in his hands, and his heart became more and more disgusted, daring to love This is not only a funny goblin, this is also an arrogant fool. Even the lord of the four seasons flowers, who is recognized as the highest output, doesn't dare to say this, you dare to say it so directly, who is the one who is killing himself?
"Throw it away, throw it away. ”
Qin En kept instigating, the Son of Heaven didn't have any opinions, and directly planned to throw it out, the two of them didn't feel much about the goblin's arrogant words, they were just a child sitting in a well watching the sky, so why bother? So the ice goblin was thrown out by the famous Ju Tianzi, but this ice goblin was not thrown directly into the lake, but a clumsy air turned around and stood firm, glaring at Qin En and the Son of Heaven angrily. At this moment, Qin En felt a sense of guilt, and that look, how to say, seemed as if I had snatched her toy.
"I'm going to turn you into frozen frogs!"
The little ice fairy breathed quite loudly, and Qin En, who was careless, thought so, but then Qin En didn't have any other mood, about a number of ice picks from fifty to eighty-one appeared and flew towards Qin En and the famous Son of Heaven.
The movements of the Son of Heaven are not very elegant, but his demeanor can also be called easy, the sword of scarlet in his hand will shatter the ice pick with every move, and he will fight the ice elf's ice pick barrage with one hand, and the other hand is leisurely inserted in his trouser pocket, playing with interest.
But Qin En looked very embarrassed, relying on bullet time to sit with a thousand strange movements to dodge those ice picks. Purely in terms of speed and strength, you can't kill people, as long as you don't get hit in a very dangerous place, you'll be fine, and the output is not very high.
But it hurts very much on his body, and the bullet time still can't make up for Qin En's lack of speed and nerve reaction, he is far from being as calm as the Son of Heaven, both his reaction and combat effectiveness are far behind, and the Flame Burst Glove is not on his body, so he has to take out the Demon Realm Festival.
Qin En didn't understand the magic of the Demon Realm Festival, but the Demon Realm Festival itself held its own meaning, and when it was taken out, he wanted to look up to the sky and roar, but when he saw someone around, he suddenly shut up smartly, and the magic of the flame was activated to melt the ice pick of the ice fairy Qi Luno.
"Oh, I said why don't you practice all this time, you have a good treasure in your hand. The Son of Heaven said with a smile, although he judged the value of the Demon Realm Festival, he didn't have any greedy thoughts, and he still fought against Qi Luno with ease.
Leaning against the wall of flames, Qin En was no longer taken care of by Qi Luno's ice picks, and the flames melted them, Qi Lu Nuo saw the changes here but still stubbornly continued to generate ice attribute attacks, like a brainless fool.
Although the Son of Heaven had a lot of fun playing this game similar to playing baseball (hitting ice picks with the Sword of Scarlet Fantasy), he felt bored after a long time, and asked impatiently, "Hey, stupid goblin, your tricks are only to this extent?"
"Hmph, don't underestimate me, stinky woman!"
"Tsk, I can't get enough of playing with you, little one, I'm going to smack your little ass. ”
Than that Ju Tianzi's last fierce blow broke all the icicles, and then took a step forward to rush towards Qi Lunuo, in Qin En's eyes, the victory or defeat was over, that ice fairy had exhausted his donkey skills.
But in the next moment, the figure of the Son of Heaven froze, Qin En was a little puzzled, why did she suddenly stop when she was so close, and it wasn't until she looked at the arm of the Son of Heaven that Qin En understood what she had stopped.
"Actually, it's frozen......" The Son of Heaven stared at his arm incredulously, the hand holding the Sword of Scarlet Thought had been completely frozen by the ice, and her fingers were frozen in the ice and couldn't move, the heavy pressure and gravity made her shoulders sink, as if she would fall down anytime and anywhere.
"Hahahaha, you're just a bunch of stupid people, Baga~!" The ice goblin Qi Luno flew around in the air proudly, and grimaced at Qin En and the Son of Heaven.
"The winner is still undecided. Qin En was a little unconvinced, under the influence of the wall of fire, he didn't have anything, and he could be in a state of battle anytime and anywhere.
"So you're Yaga, stupid, especially you...... Stinky human, you're the stupidest of all! You don't even notice that your clothes are stained with ice chips!"
Ice Fairy Qi Luno stretched out his hands at Qin En, Qin En originally thought that there would be another futile ice attack, but the Son of Heaven suddenly shouted at Qin En: "Take off your coat!"
Take off your coat? Qin En couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and found that the coat on his body had begun to freeze! Wasn't the place where the coat began to freeze the same place that was touched by Qi Luno's ice pick before?
Qin En immediately took off his coat without hesitation, and threw it into the circle of flames formed by the Demon Realm Grand Ceremony, and the freezing phenomenon stopped. And Qi Lunuo's seemingly futile ice pick flew towards Qin En again: it didn't hit Qin En, let alone touch the wall of fire, the ice supported by magic was more fire-resistant than the normally formed ice, the ice formed an ice array, and then the ice expanded out of thin air, actually forming an arched nodule to lock Qin En in it!
Qin En, who was locked in the ice coffin, understood how the Son of Heaven had become like that: the futility attack of this ice fairy was of special significance, every attack of the Son of Heaven was to block the ice pick, but every time the ice pick was broken, it would break, and they would quickly turn into fragments and snowflakes and fall on the body, although it could not cause harm to the human body, but Qi Luno could generate cold air to make the speed of ice freeze to an exaggerated level.
"Do you need to burn the ice?" asked the Demon Realm Grand Ceremony.
"Can you make the ice evaporate without skipping the step of turning into water?"
"I can do it in the summer, or I can do it if you chant a spell to amplify my effect. After finishing speaking, the Demon Realm Grand Ceremony remembered the situation of this temporary master, and said half mockingly and half pityingly: "It's a pity that you don't have magic power. ”
This thing!
Qin En didn't know how to recite spells, nor did he have any magic power, he could only let the Demon Realm Grand Ceremony instinctively play, and what combat experience could a magic guide have? His tactics were extremely rigid, just increasing the encirclement of Qin En by the wall of fire.
As for rushing out with fire all over his body, Qin En himself is not a person with fire resistance, the fire prevention charm given by Master Mei Hong has long been lost, and Qin En doesn't want to experience the feeling of jumping into the fire in order to destroy the ice, and he will easily be burned to death.
Qin En had already betrayed the organization and was no longer a member of the FFF.
Moreover, the initiative is in the hands of that little goblin, as long as that little goblin crushes the ice coffin, the countless fragments will become an obstacle for Qin En, although he can't directly kill Qin En (there is a probability), but Qin En can't take the initiative to attack.
"What an accident. The upper body was frozen, and the sword of scarlet thought was not wielded by the famous Ju Tianzi, who sighed with some surprise: "It looks like a stupid person, but in fact, you still have some ability." ”
"It's not a stupid, it's a genius, the old lady is the strongest ice goblin!
The ice goblin said loudly, after the performance just now, Qin En and the Son of Heaven had to admit that this ice goblin was just very arrogant and arrogant, but his mind was not a decoration when he was fighting.
"I'm going to turn you into frozen frogs!"
There was no killing intent, no hostility, she just shouted and put her actions into practice, the goblins didn't understand what it meant to kill, and a goblin like Kiruno, who had the ability to be unconscious, would cause even greater disaster.
It is precisely because he does not understand death and does not understand what death is, that Qiluno said the death of others without haze and evil.
"Hey, the little fool is interesting, it's just ............"
Than the Son of Heaven, quickly rushed towards where Qi Luno was, although now her arms and upper body were frozen, but the lower half of her body was still flexible, she did not reduce her speed and still sprinted towards Qi Luno, intending to have a brute force collision.
Qi Luno snorted, and confidently continued to urge the power of the ice, more than the Son of Heaven who was about to rush towards her on the surface of the Lake of Mist, it was inevitable that he would touch the water, and Qi Luno's goal was water: or rather, to freeze the lower half of the Son of Heaven with the lake water.
The ice was successfully formed, and the surface of the lake, which had been nothing more than a thin layer of ice, was covered with a huge white ice, starting from where Kiruno was standing, and all the water in front of it began to freeze.
"Oh, what a terrible freezing speed...... "But the son of heaven was unharmed, and Qi Luno was stunned when he saw it, and the water did not stick to the body of the son of heaven at all.
Obviously, he was only about 10cm above the surface of the water and sprinted at a rapid speed without being splashed, so his body and reaction ability exceeded Qiluno's calculations, until the Son of Heaven came behind Qiluno: as if he was rushing over his head, he went around behind Qiluno.
"Fly!"
Than the Ju Tianzi raised his leg to aim at Qi Luno's body, it was a flying kick, and the petite ice fairy let out a scream and fell backwards, until his body touched something hard.
In the hurry, Qi Luno only had time to activate the cold air around him, and the leg of the Son of Heaven who touched the cold goblin's skin was only slightly moist and white frost, and it did not freeze. To be as fast as before, you have to be very focused.
"It hurts. ”
Qi Lunuo, who was covering the back of his head, had some dissatisfied thoughts, and was kicked hard by the Son of Heaven that nothing happened, and he stood up after rubbing the back of his head a few times, Qi Lunuo's ability to resist attacks was not strong, but his defense was really unexpected.
Qi Luno stared at the person standing on the surface of the lake who was about to continue the attack when there was a sudden crackling sound behind him, and when he turned his head to look, he saw a pair of hands stretched out by an adult man after breaking the ice, and at that time he saw Qi Luno reacted very quickly, quickly shattering the ice wall behind him and then letting it fall on that person, and then the person was frozen at an alarming speed, Qi Luno looked at the frozen man proudly, grinning and smirking.
"You're smiling, little one. ”
Qi Luno looked at the man in the ice cube, he actually gradually disappeared, there was nothing in the ice cube, and he looked exactly like the person who froze: Qin En's body, standing behind Qi Luno, looking at Qi Luno with a malicious smile.
...... Of course, the distance is still slightly widened, and the fact that the Son of Heaven kicked Fei Qi Luno before has an extra layer of hoarfrost has to be noted.
"It's interesting. ”
It shone brighter than the sword of scarlet that was frozen when he was the Son of Heaven, so the ice on the Son of Heaven melted automatically, and the two villains with evil smiles blocked Qiluno's residence one after the other.
"Oops, I, I've been tricked!"
Only now did Qi Luno know that the person who had been tricked was himself, and the two villains in front of him were deliberately teasing!
The Son of Heaven with the Sword of Scarlet Thoughts can be thawed at any time, and Qin En, who has a clone and a time stop, can jump out completely, but the two of them deliberately put themselves in a 'dangerous situation' to embarrass themselves.
Knowing that she is a stupid person, Qiluno lowers her head and shoulders and trembles constantly, and Gensokyo's strongest (self-proclaimed) self-esteem is completely shattered by the two of them at this time, and she is trampled on the ground without dignity (which does not exist in the first place).
Do you want to cry? Just when this thought flashed in the minds of the Son of Heaven and Qin En, Qi Lunuo slammed into the two of them and escaped, and fled to the lake in embarrassment, Qin En and the Son of Heaven did not stop it, anyway, the two of them could defeat Qi Luno again anytime and anywhere, so they naturally didn't care.
"Bastard, bastard, you remember for me, sooner or later, the old lady will get back the title of the strongest!"
Qi Lunuo, who had tears in his eyes, disappeared after throwing down this sentence, and he didn't know where to go, as if he was more angry than being beaten and teased.
"What...... The strongest title?"
Qin En looked at the Son of Heaven who was also puzzled, scratched his head and asked, "Could it be that the two of us will get a new title by defeating this monster?" ”
"I have a question. Bi that Ju Tianzi held his chin in his hand, looked at Qin En and asked, "In a sense, the two of us defeated Qi Lunuo at the same time, right?"
"What's wrong?"
"Then the question is, are you the strongest, or am I the strongest?"
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Compared to that famous son of heaven, you are really embarrassed to compete with an ice fairy for the title of 'strongest'?