331 Give up, you won't win me in tease

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The weather outside was still not good, it was noon but the sun was not visible, and it was still snowing. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Just like the Son of Heaven said, the sky of Gensokyo was controlled by the Son of Heaven enough to suffocate the entire harsh winter without a single heavy snowfall, which is really amazing.

Fortunately, the Son of Heaven did not completely let it go, she controlled the snow to be smaller, and then let it fall for a longer time...... But the amount of rain every day is not too windy and not too strong, but the delay is longer, which is a little indifferent.

However, the two of them still didn't have a good face, and it was because of the little goblin outside the door.

"I must get back the title of the strongest this time!" "The ice fairy Qi Luno, who had been teased by the two of them in the Lake of Mist, shouted against the window, making Qin En and the Son of Heaven upset.

Qin En couldn't help but put down the Wenwen News in his hand, looked at the ice elf whose face was deformed on the window and asked, "How many times has this been?"

"The 21st, if it's the 22nd time after the fight. The corners of her mouth twitched over that Ju Tianzi, even she couldn't stand this goblin.

"Oh my God, it's only been a few days and you're over twenty, more than my age!" Qin En sighed with a toothache.

That's right, 21 times, it hasn't been too long since the last time, but during this time, Qin En and Bina Ju Tianzi took turns to put Qi Luno down.

At the beginning, the two of them thought it was quite interesting and they were very happy to warm up, but Qi Lunuo had selective amnesia every time, for example, they woke up Qin En and the Son of Heaven to fight at five o'clock in the morning, and after being abused, they said that they would come back to challenge after practicing, but they came again at more than seven o'clock, and they went back to practice after being abused, and they came back after practicing for dozens of minutes...... Qilunuo's perseverance and perseverance have made the two of them a little bored now.

"Doesn't it mean that goblins never hold grudges and do everything with a big grudge?

"I don't think she hates us at all...... than the man who looked out the window, there was no hatred or hostility in Qi Luno's eyes, only fighting spirit and the momentum of not giving up.

"She should just want to fight with us, and keep challenging us in the name of getting back the title of the strongest. ”

"Damn, it's annoying...... I said, "Shouldn't we consider killing Kiruno!" It is said that after killing the elves once, they have no memory, so it may be easy for us to kill her?"

"That's a good idea. Than the Son of Heaven nodded in acknowledgement.

However, Qin En didn't have any sense of making up his mind, and the two of them had already had this idea when they killed Qi Lunuo for the fifteenth time.

However, no one put it into practice, Qin En and the Son of Heaven said that one was more ruthless than the other, as if they were both great demon kings who had killed countless people, but after every battle, Qi Luno always threw down the declaration that I would come back and left, and no one did not actually do it.

Qin En sighed, and the Son of Heaven also began to sigh, although he really wanted to do it to the other party, but he couldn...... No one is qualified to say who, Qin En likes to eat and wait for death to defend himself and fight back, compared to the famous Ju Tianzi who likes to kill people and does not like to kill, and the two of them are not very interested in killing goblins.

"Duel! Let's duel! Bet on Gensokyo's strongest reputation to duel!"

Qi Lunuo knocked on the window louder, if she didn't play this game, she wouldn't go home, Qin En and the Son of Heaven glanced at each other, and said tacitly: "Let's use the old method to decide." ”

After speaking, Qin En's Son of Heaven took out a renminbi coin of one dollar per person, which was a lost coin found in Qin En's pocket, and it naturally became a sharp weapon for Qin En to make a choice with the Son of Heaven!

"On the front 1, you go to fight, on the back chrysanthemum, I go to fight, if it is the middle card master, the two of us go up to fight. ”

“ok!”

The coin was tossed and landed on the ground, and with a crisp sound, the final decision was decided.

"Oh my God! I'm already fighting five times in a row!"

Knocking on the positive number 1, Qin En hugged his head and wailed, I have fought with this Qi Lunuo five times, Qin En is going crazy, it has been me for the past few days, and it has been 1 for several days!

"This is fate, you and the stupid goblins must separate the fate of victory and defeat!

"I don't like this fate, I want to break this fate, I want to go against the sky!"

"It's not good, it's a rival with perseverance, and the other party is still a beautiful opposite sex: young is a little younger, but Qiluno is not also cute and good-looking, you men should like this. ”

The Son of Heaven gloated and said cool words, but Qin En was white-eyed and said, "I'd rather choose you than choose Qilunuo!"

"Forget it, it's useless for you to slap me on the back now, hurry up and deal with that ice goblin. If you find it annoying, you can simply deliberately admit defeat in the middle of the battle. ”

"Then I have to let it go. Qin En sighed.

Admitting defeat, when they were unbearable, Qin En and the Son of Heaven each had such thoughts, but both sides had a little ...... has a good face, no one took the initiative to bring it up, so it has been a stalemate until now.

In the end, the Son of Heaven was still a little impatient, and when he was selected, he said that admitting defeat was a bit weak, so it didn't matter if Qin En said so when he appeared.

Qin En also accepted the advice of the Son of Heaven, walked out of the room and looked at the fighting Qi Lunuo, sighed and said, "Come on, Ice Fairy." ”

"Okay, let's get back the title of the strongest today!" The ice fairy Qiluno's nostrils spewed white air, which made people think of a bullfight.

The ice fairy Kiruno always likes to strike first, and always likes to attack Qin En with a barrage created by ice.

"Again, you haven't grown at all......"

But Qin En will no longer be frightened, after the bullet time is turned on, the speed of all ice barrages will decrease, and the range of decline is exactly around Qin En, as long as he enters a distance near him, all barrage long-range attacks will naturally drop.

The reflex nerves are strengthened, and the body has more preparatory movements...... Qin En calmly walked in the gap of the barrage, dodging those dangerous ice cubes and approaching the ice fairy, constantly shortening the distance between the two.

If the battle with Qi Luno is a barrage game, then Qin En is the kind of person who enters the skill detection range, and all barrage attacks will be slowed down, and the self-machine decision point will become smaller.

I have to say a frustrating thing, it is possible for Qi Luno to win Qin En, and he was able to defeat Qin En in the first five times when he started the challenge, at that time Qin En was not used to fighting against Qi Lunuo, and he had little combat experience, so Qin En was the weakest at that time.

However, Qi Lunuo's dozens of challenges have upgraded Qin En, the bullet time has become more convenient, the slowing and acceleration attributes brought by it have been enhanced, and the lack of combat experience has been made up for by the number of times, Qin En actually gained full experience in this absurd challenge.

In fact, as long as Qi Luno flies, Qin En will be helpless, but Qi Luno doesn't like to fly very much, she just maintains the same altitude as ordinary people in the flying state, but she will not choose higher, only such an altitude.

The important thing is that she doesn't know how to run and dodge, she just stands in place and releases, and the changes brought by occasionally pulling away a little distance are very limited, and Qin En, who is gradually getting used to Qilunuo's routine and cultivating a little bit in the process, already has a full way of attacking without injury.

There is nothing more tangled than this to challenge but keep the enemy escalating...... However, the ice fairy Qi Luno obviously didn't notice this, and still thought that he had a chance to win, but he didn't see that Qin En was already approaching.

Qin En is a little bored, repeating is always fighting a monster, the experience value will continue to decrease is an upgraded characteristic, and there is no experience point to take until now, but Qi Luno has been persevering, what should I do?

Throw in the towel!

But it hurt too much to be beaten, and Qin En didn't want to be beaten, so when he approached the four corners of Qi Luno's attack: the front of the barrage that could not be touched, at this time, Qin En suddenly pretended to be hit and fell.

It fell like touching porcelain, lying on the ground and groaning in a long voice: "Ah~~~~~ you won~~~~~ you are super powerful~~~~~ you are the strongest in Gensokyo~~~~~ I lost~~~~ From today onwards~~~~ You will be crowned the king of Gensokyo~~~~~"

It's more itchy than the angry teeth of the Son of Heaven inside, there is no sincerity at all in admitting defeat like this, even an idiot knows that it is fake!

Qin En naturally knew how pompous his performance was, but then he didn't regret it when he secretly glanced at the ice barrage released by Qi Lunuo.

It's no problem to hide, but the ice cubes are the size of a basketball, and the feeling of solid basketball Xiaoice being smashed on your body is not an understatement that can be clearly described.

I'd like to pretend to be knocked down by the ice, but ...... I'm a human being, a human with little blood, and Qi Luno is the kind of stupid goblin who is neither light nor heavy, once she has to fight inch by inch, Qin En will definitely be beaten very badly.

Qi Lunuo looked at Qin En who was lying down pretending to be dead in a daze, her little brain was running hard and thinking, and then she thought about the reason clearly, and shouted angrily: "You are actually trying to deceive us!"

Although he said that he wanted to plan waterproofing, Qin En didn't want to be really defeated, his body was not strong, and the barrage released by Qi Luno hit his body even more painfully, so Qin En had to lose to her by belittling Qi Luno's IQ, but unfortunately, the effect was not very good.

"We're going to turn you into a frozen frog!" said Kirino, whose face was flushed with anger.

Qin En quickly opened his eyes, when Qi Lunuo said this, he couldn't pretend anymore, he had been fighting with Qi Luno for a long time, Qin En knew how to tell if she was really angry, and the speech just now had already expressed her current emotions. ,

used the mercury time to quickly dodge her attack, and immediately added a large ice coffin to the place where she was originally lying, and was almost killed by her.

"We're going to make you a popsicle!" but Kiruno didn't have the heart to forget it.

When she was screaming and about to attack again, Qin En hurriedly shouted, "Don't you know that you have lost so many times!?"

"We know, but in order to regain the name of the strongest, we have to gamble all our strength to defeat you!"

Are you the protagonist of some kind of hot-blooded comics!? No, there is no protagonist in hot-blooded comics who will shout like this, even in the books and magazines of "Juvenile Jump", which often throws out dog-blooded comics, there is no such protagonist!

Qin En couldn't stand it a little, he didn't want to continue to entangle with this kraft candy.

"Let's take it another way, Kiruno, about beauty...... Oh no, in terms of strength, you can't win us!"

Qi Luno glared at Qin En angrily, and didn't speak, but it seemed that he had listened to it, and in this case, the ice goblin probably also realized that he had failed repeatedly, and since he realized it, he could take other ways to deal with it.

Language, money, these are the greatest things in the world...... Qin En thought about it for about a few seconds before he had an idea: "Martial arts can't work, let's come to Wendou, compare the battle of the mind!"

"Wen Dou?"

Qi Lunuo's eyes were full of question marks, and Qin En couldn't help but be overjoyed after seeing Qi Luno talk, it seemed that Qi Lunuo's mind had been successfully diverted from the simple battle, since this was the case.

"Go, than that Son of Heaven, it's time to show your wisdom as a celestial, and go and fight with Qiluno about the victory or defeat of IQ. ”

"Hah, why am I fighting with her?" shouted the Son of Ju as if he had been electrocuted.

"Don't panic, I have a Huanggang question bank here, you take this to educate Qi Lunuo, with your heavenly mind, you should be able to quickly grasp the main points to fool her." ”

Looking at the thick test paper in Qin En's hand that tortured I don't know how many students, he asked in horror than the Ju Tianzi: "When did you prepare this thing!"

"I got it from Xianglin Hall...... This goblin's brain is not very useful, and he simply solves the trouble by torturing the tutoring topics of the unknown number of students......"

"So you've already figured out how to fight this ice goblin, and since you know how to do it, why don't you fool her with this thing?"

"Please, I don't remember what I learned before, so you should come and play with her, I've already fought a few times, and now it's your turn. Didn't you tell me the other day that you had taught yourself lessons from the outside world?"

"I'm just teaching myself to have fun!"

"Alas, why did you push back - go, Son of Heaven, it's up to you!"

Qin En brought the confused Qi Luno into the house, and then asked the Ju Tianzi with a painful face to answer the question with Qi Luno.

But the Emperor Ju Tianzi quickly knew how to deal with it, she tore off a scroll and held it in front of Qi Lunuo, patted the table and said imposingly: "Ice Fairy, come on, answer the above questions! Let me see how strong your ability is!"

The position changed rapidly, and I thought that the Son of Heaven would be stupid and answer the questionnaire with Qi Lunuo, but she actually changed her position directly and became a 'teacher'!

"We're geniuses!

Qi Lunuo was not afraid of the challenge, took the pen given by the famous Ju Tianzi and began to answer the paper, Qin En watched her answering process from a distance, at first there was some schadenfreude, but then he couldn't laugh.

It's so fast, Qi Lunuo's speed of answering questions is so fast, looking behind her than the famous Ju Tianzi, her face has also become very solemn, which makes Qin En feel as if she has made a mistake.

Qin En looked at Qi Lunuo's appearance of focusing on the examination and answering the questions quickly, but could it be that Qi Lunuo's goblin was really a genius?

After answering the question, he took the paper with a solemn face, and it seems that the form is really bad.

But then the famous Ju Tianzi used the book to hit the self-righteous Qi Lunuo's little brain, pointed to the scroll and shouted: "You still think you can fight very well?

"I didn't do anything wrong!"

"What do you dare to pout, what does 6+7=9 mean!"

"Because 9 is the biggest number!"

The wrong answer is said in a hearty way!

"Big fart, there's a 10 on top of a 9, that's your ten fingers. ”

"Then the answer is 10!"

, he's still a goblin who is as good as a stream.

"Wrong! Big mistake!13! The answer to this question is 13!"

“13?1,2,3,4,5...... Alas, not enough to count. ”

"You're still counting your fingers!?"

"Fingers are not enough to have toes!"

"Yo, so what—what is 12+21?"

“1,2,3,4,5......”

"Haha, look, it's not enough to count the toes. ”

The tone of the villain of the Son of Heaven is also very unpleasant.

The papers have been thrown away by the Son of Heaven and Qi Lunuo, Qin En picked up the papers and looked at them when the two were arguing, but he felt dizzy at the first glance, the answers to all the test questions were all 9, and Qi Lunuo's answers were all 9.

Some of the questions that need to be answered in detail are actually copied once and then marked at the bottom: Answer: 9!

No wonder the Son of Heaven had such a face before...... Qin En completely understood.

It's also a great guy to be able to patiently read Qi Luno's messy answering process - but the Son of Heaven is an exception: looking at the Son of Heaven who constantly shows off his mathematical superiority in front of Qi Luno, Qin En doesn't have much admiration at all.

The topic has long been off topic, than the famous Son of Heaven is simply looking for a topic to find a reason to mock Qi Lunuo, although he recognizes his own mistakes, but the attitude of the Son of Heaven makes Qi Luno unable to admit his defeat, and the stupid goblin is constantly trying to defeat the Son of Heaven with his own words.

It's just a quarrel for the sake of quarreling, compared to the smug posture of the famous son of heaven and Qi Lunuo's stiff rebuttal and raising the bar, Qin En couldn't stand it anymore, and he chose to leave silently.

The snow is not heavy, although it is falling, the snow is still acceptable, but after going out, Qin En found that there was nothing to do, Qin En, who was blowing the cold wind, looked at the room, Qi Lunuo and the Son of Heaven were still arguing, Qin En tightened his clothes, and decided to go out and find something to do.

With two people in that state, I always feel like I'm going to lose something............ Although it was Qin En's hope that the two would be entangled together, it was ......

"It's stupid. ”