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Chapter 277: Hemorrhoids Medicine

Knock knock!

"National teacher, brother Jun, are you at home?"

Outside Jun Buren's door, Yang Feng came out of the emperor's place, went straight here, knocked on the door gently, and there was no response inside.

Yang Feng's eyes rolled, thinking to himself that under this girl's serious injury, if she didn't come back to heal, where else could she go?

Could it be that there is any conspiracy?

It just so happened that while he wasn't at home, I went in to find out.

Thinking like this, Yang Feng raised a foot and was about to kick the door in, but he didn't have time to kick it, but when he heard a squeak, the door opened.

Jun Buren stood in front of the door, looking at Yang Feng's volley kick, which had not yet been kicked out, and was stunned: "Yang Daxia, you are ......"

"Oh, nothing. I just knocked on your door for a long time, and seeing that you haven't opened it, I wonder if you will be humiliated today and look for a short time. As soon as you tried to break down the door to save you, you opened the door. It's okay, I'm relieved, hehehe!"

Kicking his legs, Yang Feng casually made an excuse and smiled awkwardly.

When Jun Buren heard this, he nodded slightly and smiled: "I didn't expect that when Jun was the most excluded and helpless now, the first one to visit and care about him was actually Yang Daxia, thank you, please come in!"

With a slight bow, Yang Feng walked in.

Jun Buren owes his body, although his two arms can't move, but after all, he is a peak master of the third order of the magic spirit. Just after Yang Feng entered the door, he gave him a look, and the door immediately closed.

Then, Jun Buren's eyes condensed again, and the teapot on the table floated up, pouring two cups of tea, one glanced at Jun Buren himself, and one floated to Yang Feng.

Wow, that's telekinesis, it's fun.

This kind of technique, which can do everything automatically without hands, is actually very simple, and Yang Feng will do it too.

It's just that every time he casts a spell, he has to consume blue, so this kind of small spell is generally unwilling to be cast, wasting blue.

But after watching Jun Buren's performance today, I think it's quite interesting.

After he has more believers, the amount of blue is infinite, but he can lie in bed every day, this kind of spell, whether it is eating or drinking, automatically jumps into his mouth, and it is very refreshing to think about it.

This is the life he has been yearning for for four years in college, the ultimate lazy person, and he won't have to get out of bed in the future, hehe!

"Yang Daxia, please drink tea!"

At this time, Jun Buren smiled at Yang Feng and pulled him back to reality.

Yang Feng nodded slightly, and after taking a sip of fragrant tea, he looked at Jun Buren's two bloody arms, and couldn't help but shake his head: "Oh, it's so ruthless." That old man is also a little too domineering, how can he be so ruthless? After all, you are also a national teacher, and you have contributed to the country for so many years, and you have worked hard without merit. Why is this old man so willful, and he doesn't know how to stop?

"There's no way, who makes the unkind suspicious, this is the ancestor teaching the unkind, the unkind is grateful!" smiled slightly, Jun Buren said lightly.

Yang Feng raised his eyebrows, pretending to be puzzled: "Brother Jun, what does this mean? Do you mean that the old man intends to hurt you?"

"To tell the truth, since nearly half of the Black Soul Sect of the Manchu Dynasty was found out by Yang Daxia, Buren has been alienated by His Majesty. ”

With a long sigh, Jun Buren muttered: "But this is not to blame Your Majesty, who let most of these people be promoted by Unkindness? It is reasonable that Your Majesty will suspect that Buren is colluding with the Black Soul Sect, and then become estranged." But the conscience of heaven and earth, when the officials were promoted at the beginning, they were really capable people, and they were not selfish. As a result, so many demons of the Black Soul Sect were promoted, which also shocked the unkindness, and he felt ashamed of the Holy Grace, alas!"

Saying that, Jun Buren still cried alone, looking pitiful.

Yang Feng looked at him coldly and pursed his lips disdainfully.

Why don't you go to the Oscars to win an actor and win glory for the country?

But he was acting, and Yang Feng was also acting, but in an instant, the disdain on Yang Feng's face turned into a look of regret and wanted to pat him on the shoulder...... Uh, it was all bloody at first glance, so he changed direction and patted him on the chest.

Jun Buren was stunned, what are you doing, taking advantage of Lao Tzu's two arms to be wasted, attacking your chest?

But he couldn't help but sigh and comforted: "Brother Jun's heart is a lesson from heaven and earth, everyone has misunderstood you." But I believe that you are a loyal servant. He is the pillar of the court, my role model. ”

Wow, you can be fooled around better than me, I'm afraid of all of them, you are the one who doesn't believe me the most.

Aimed at me from the beginning, huh!

With a shake of his face, the corners of Jun Buren's mouth turned up, and he smiled slightly, although he was like a mirror in his heart, he was still grateful: "Yang Daxia is the only one who knows me in the world, thank you Yang Daxia for understanding." ”

"Eh, you're welcome. I'm a person who has always been very accurate in seeing people. Since I met Brother Jun for the first time, I know that you are a great man who stresses righteousness, values feelings, is loyal to the monarch and serves the country, and is chivalrous...... Uh, anyway, I appreciate you, hahaha!"

Yang Feng was laughing, but Jun Buren's face trembled slightly, and he shook his head with a sneer.

Yang Feng's flattering nonsense, he wouldn't believe it.

Touch!

Immediately afterwards, Yang Feng slapped a small porcelain vase on the table and said solemnly: "Brother Jun is seriously injured, I am very worried. Jinte brought healing medicine, I hope Brother Jun will not dislike it. ”

"Oh, healing elixir, what kind of holy law?"

"Anyway, those five old guys were so badly injured just now, and now they can go for a walk alive!"

"What, is it really so amazing?"

His eyes lit up, and Jun Buren exclaimed.

Because the iron suit was injured by Yang Feng before, he saw it with his own eyes, if he could jump around now, then this medicine would be really magical.

Smiling slightly, Yang Feng said confidently: "This is my Yang family's ancestral elixir, no matter how injured you are, you will recover in an instant, lie to you that I am Wang Ba!"

"This ......"

His eyelids couldn't help but tremble slightly, and Jun Buren pondered for a while, thinking in his heart, this kid shouldn't be playing any tricks with him.

This bottle of medicine, in fact, is poison?

But on second thought, it's impossible. With his perverted strength, if he wants to kill himself, it is no different from pinching an ant to death, can he use so much effort to poison it?

Besides, with his identity, he swears to ensure the purity of this medicine, it should be true, otherwise he is the eighth king, no one will bury himself like this, especially the master.

Thinking like this, Jun Buren's face turned happy, bowed slightly, and said with a smile: "Thank you Yang Daxia for the medicine, Jun is grateful." ”

Then, without saying a word, Jun Buren's eyes widened, and the vial on the table immediately flew up, and the bottle cap flicked and poured into his mouth.

It's just that the taste of the medicine is a little weird, spicy, and a little bitter and cool.

And after drinking it, I didn't feel anything, and although I didn't feel unwell after taking it like a poison, I didn't feel any better.

Jun Buren didn't feel a little strange, Yang Feng was sitting in a precarious position, and after watching him drink it from the corner of his eyes, he stood up anxiously and shouted: "Oh, Brother Jun, what are you doing here? Why did you drink my hemorrhoid medicine, I just got it from the Imperial Doctor!"

"What? hemorrhoids medicine?"

Vomit!

With a twitch of his face, Jun Buren looked at Yang Feng's innocent face with a shocked expression, and then his stomach churned, and he leaned over and couldn't stop vomiting, scolding in his heart.

Yang Feng, are you fooling me......