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Chapter 278: Drunk in vain

Vomit vomit vomit!

As if the river was overturned, Jun Buren leaned over and spit out sour water vigorously, and even vomited out the bile.

Yang Feng was beside him, patting him on the back while sighing hypocritically: "Brother Jun, you are so impulsive, you don't even ask me what is in the bottle to drink." In case I have some feces in it that needs to be examined by the Imperial Doctor, how many times do you have to rinse your mouth before you can rinse this mouth clean!"

"What?

Jun Buren's body was shocked, and he glanced at him in surprise, and then he couldn't stop leaning over and vomiting, and the vomiting was much more ferocious than just now.

Yang Feng raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips with a wicked smile, and looked down at him with an embarrassed look.

When he finally vomited it clean, Jun Buren's whole face was completely blackened, and he scolded Yang Feng: "Wang Ba, Yang Feng, from now on, you are the fucking Wang Ba!"

"Eh, Brother Jun, how do you scold?"

Looking at him innocently, Yang Feng shook his head with a smile and said, "You are a national teacher, you must always maintain your demeanor." ”

"The national teacher of the fart, the national teacher also has a temper. Who drank your hemorrhoid medicine and still kept your demeanor? Can you?"

"Of course I can't, but I haven't rushed to drink hemorrhoid medicine!"

Sighing lightly and shaking his head, Yang Feng said with a look of regret: "This hemorrhoid medicine cost me a full three taels of silver before it was prescribed to me from the imperial doctor, and it was applied three times a day, and within seven days, the hemorrhoids can be removed." As a result, you drank it all in one go, and I had three taels of silver. ”

Not......

His body trembled, and when Jun Buren heard him say this, he couldn't help but feel like vomiting again, and said angrily: "Don't tell me anything about external application or anything like that...... Not...... Gross!"

Jun Buren vomited again, Yang Feng held back a smile and shook his head.

After Jun Buren vomited the stomach acid in his stomach again, he straightened up and looked at Yang Feng, but his eyes were red with anger.

Originally, he felt that Yang Feng wanted to deal with him, and he didn't need to use poison, so he took the medicine without any suspicion.

But who would have thought that this kid was not going to poison him, but to disgust him.

In the future, he probably won't even have an appetite for food, and when he thinks of this hemorrhoid medicine......

His face twitched vigorously, Jun Buren really had the urge to kill him now, but unfortunately he didn't have the ability, so he had to scold: "Yang Feng, where did Lao Tzu offend you, you hurt me so much?"

"What did I do to you?"

"You don't hurt me, you tricked me into taking this hemorrhoid medicine?"

"You are the one who took the hemorrhoid medicine, I didn't lie to you to take it?"

"You said that this hemorrhoid medicine is a healing medicine, so I took it!" Jun Buren roared, his eyes red.

Yang Feng blinked his innocent big eyes, and said lightly: "I said that I brought you the healing elixir, but I didn't say that it was this bottle?

Yes?

Hearing this, Najun couldn't help but be stunned, and after thinking about it, he yelled again: "If it's not this bottle of medicine, what are you putting it on the table?"

"I'll just swing it, can't I?"

Shrugging his shoulders slightly, Yang Feng said as a matter of course: "I just prescribed a bottle of hemorrhoids medicine at the Imperial Doctor's place, and then came here to see you." Seeing that you have a table, I can put my medicine bottle in my hand, and don't let it? I'm a guest, and I can't put anything in my hand for a while? It's not something dirty, polluting your table, you can't allow it, is it still a way of hospitality?"

Yes?

Suddenly, Jun Buren was stunned again, his lips squirmed, he didn't know how to refute, and he was silent.

Yang Feng looked at him like this, and said with a smile: "I just told you that I brought you a healing elixir, which is one thing. It's another thing to put my hemorrhoids medicine on your table for the time being, who made you confused? It also caused me to lose three taels of silver, should you pay me a bottle?"

I'll go, are you still human? Tricked me into drinking hemorrhoid medicine, and actually made me lose money?

His face twitched, Jun Buren was about to cry, and then he took a deep breath and scolded: "Okay, Yang Feng, even if I was wrong just now, I made a mistake, I'm sorry, okay." But as you just said, you brought me the healing elixir, and if your elixir can't make me recover from my injuries immediately, you are the eighth king. Manly man, you can recognize it?"

Jun Buren had completely fallen into Yang Feng's trap in this hemorrhoid medicine, and there was no reason to talk about, so Jun Buren targeted Yang Feng's words that brought him the holy medicine before.

That sentence is the key, so to speak.

If Yang Feng hadn't praised his holy medicine so miraculously before, Jun Buren would not have drunk his hemorrhoids medicine so eagerly and fallen for him.

After all, Jun Buren also wanted to recover from his injuries immediately, and the Black Soul Sect still had a lot of work for him to do.

It was because of his eagerness and Yang Feng's false propaganda just now that he fell into this trap.

That's right, in Jun Buren's heart, Yang Feng's holy medicine was simply a false propaganda to trick him into the urn, and it must not be true. How can there be such a miraculous medicine in this world that instantly heals external injuries?

Therefore, Jun Buren grasped this sentence and must let Yang Feng admit that he is a king.

In this way, even if he didn't drink the hemorrhoid medicine in vain, when he saw Yang Feng in the future, Yang Feng couldn't raise his head in front of him. A man who thinks he is the eighth king no longer has any dignity to speak of.

However, at this moment, the Ice Lotus in the Center of the Earth appeared.

A quarter of an hour later, Jun Buren's face twitched, and his injuries were completely healed, but he was not happy at all.

He felt that he was really tricked by Yang Feng, and the hemorrhoid medicine was drunk in vain.

If he had to choose between hemorrhoids medicine and serious injuries all over his body, he would rather waste his two arms and slowly heal his injuries than leave such a shameful history and be teased by Yang Feng, woo woo!

Jun Buren was crying in his heart, Yang Feng shook his big ass in front of him with a smug face, and said with a smile: "Brother Jun, don't forget to help me go to the imperial doctor and buy another three taels of silver medicine!"

"Get out!"

The corners of his mouth were deflated, and Jun Buren was aggrieved to death.

Yang Feng smiled evilly, shrugged his shoulders disapprenorantly, and then gently patted Jun Buren's shoulder and said, "Okay, don't be depressed, don't you just drink Lao Tzu's hemorrhoid medicine." God knows this, you know and I know, and there will be no third person who knows about it, so what are you afraid of? You won't lose face. Of course, if you're willing to do me a favor, I won't be talking too much. ”

"Help?

With a twitch of his brows, Jun Buren looked at him suspiciously, secretly worried in his heart.

Could it be that he lured me into the game this time, not only to trick me, but also to blackmail me into helping him?

But what does he want me to do?

Thinking like this, Jun Buren's eyes flashed, and he pricked up his ears to listen carefully, and also wanted to take this opportunity to inquire about Yang Feng's intentions, could it be an action against their Black Soul Sect......