209 Technology changes life, wit saves mankind
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It's just that it's obviously not enough to just get the book, you have to read the book well.
When Qin En was on the way, he took out a book and looked at it a little, and found that the content was really good, simple and easy to understand, and there were no complicated explanations...... The author's private position and complaints are all marked in parentheses.
It's just a simple flip through it.,Qin En, who is not very interested in reading, is interested.,Qin En admires the ability of those barnyard family recorders.,Originally, he thought it was a bunch of fucked classical Chinese or some kind of remote language.,And the actual record is Japanese, English, and Chinese.,Which kind of comfort naturally depends on that.,Reading is not a pressure at all.,In Gensokyo, Chinese, Japanese, and English, the three languages are the most spoken in Gensokyo.,It's okay.,There are three languages.,There's no need to worry about translation. 。
"It's good, I can spend less time reading in depth, and I can speed it up a little faster...... Well, Lord Lan should be happy to finish it early. ”
When he found that things had taken a turn for the better, Qin En hummed in a good mood, and slowly took these books and began to walk the way back.
"Hmm, it feels a little strange...... just walking, Qin En suddenly noticed that someone seemed to be looking at him, with a very malicious gaze, this strange feeling made him feel very uncomfortable.
In Gensokyo, Qin En has also encountered a lot of things, after experiencing so many things, even an ordinary person's intuition will be sharper, he can now fully feel the malice and kindness, when he realized that he was being stared at, Qin En turned his head with some curiosity and looked in the direction of that line of sight.
It was a little far away, and his vision was a little blurry, but Qin En also found the person staring at him from the passers-by behind him, and the whole process did not last more than five seconds, not because of anything else, or because the person staring at him was too special!
"No...... No way. Qin En's voice began to tremble, and a drop of cold sweat also flowed on his forehead, the person who stared at him, Qin En knew!
It's too obvious, isn't it? With that kind of silver hair and a blue maid outfit, there is only one person who can come out of the dress like this: Sixteen Nightsaki Nights!
Sixteen nights, Saki night, she was looking at herself...... The two of them stood at opposite ends of the crowd and saw each other! Qin En saw Sakiya, and Sakiya also saw Qin En's face, and when their eyes met, they recognized who their opponents were!
Didn't the little devil say that he would be paralyzed for more than half a year? Could it be that some sympathetic doctor went to treat Sixteen Nights Sakuya? What a damn thing, Qin En never thought that he would meet this head maid at this time!
"I can't see her, she can't see me, I can't see her, she can't see me......" Qin En pulled down his cowboy hat, and then turned around without hesitation, pretending to look around at the scenery while praying in fragments, and then ran away with a footstep that was neither fast nor slow!
Qin En really didn't want to meet Sixteen Nightsakiya, that woman, Qin En was very tricky...... Although Sixteen Nights Sakuya is very beautiful, with a good figure, and the maid costume is sexy and cute, and the long legs can play all kinds of nights, but ...... That kind of cold and arrogant character is really not good!
If it was a simple **** Qin En, he would never refuse, but in terms of that woman's character, if she had such thoughts, that woman would castrate herself, Qin En believed this - when they met, it was determined that the two would definitely not be good.
This kind of phase is a mysterious thing, some people are not angry no matter what they do, but some people are the kind of time when they meet: even if there is no contradiction, they feel that they are not pleasing to each other, perhaps, this is because the two have the same time ability to be repulsive, right?
Although the Red Devil Pavilion was abandoned, Qin En still didn't want to have anything to do with those people.
But things didn't go as smoothly as expected, Qin En had just walked a few steps before he noticed the changes in the whole world, the color pages in his hands all turned black and white, and the people around him all began to stop, and some of them still maintained a funny look of taking steps but not moving.
However, as a person with time ability, Qin En couldn't understand this phenomenon very well, this is the ability to stop time caused by Sixteen Nightsaki! After she activated the ability, Qin En knew that she was exposed!
Although Kurumi can't be materialized, Qin En also has the ability of time, although he is only half the power of Shizaki Kurumi, but he is indeed not the original Qin En who has nothing, but it is precisely because of this ability that Qin En is exposed.
Time Competence vs. Time Competence...... It's all time immune! Sakiya is immune to Qin En, and Qin En is also immune to Sakuya!
Sixteen Nights Sakuya came over, she was still holding a vegetable basket in her hand, it seemed that she was here to buy vegetables, Qin En also knew how much she had memorized this time, just came out to get the book and ran into Sixteen Nights Sakuya who was shopping for vegetables!
Little by little, she pushed away the people who were in the way, apparently just passing by in a slight circle, but the maid had to push them away, and they fell to the ground in various positions, and if time recovered, they would be unlucky.
Sixteen Nights Sakiya stood in front of Qin En, squinting his eyes and carefully identifying Qin En's face, while Qin En looked nervously at the silver-haired maid and didn't dare to speak.
This feeling really makes people nervous, as if it is the kind of master of the rivers and lakes who appears in the vegetable market in the nonsensical movie directed by Stephen Chow! Qin En is holding a vegetable basket at night, which looks very funny in the eyes of others, but Qin En knows that this maid chief has hostile intentions!
"I know you, we should have met a few months ago. Sixteen Nightsaki's voice sounded cold, and there was some brewing anger in her cold tone.
If it is said that the character of Sixteen Nights Sakuya is a snowy mountain, then her current situation is a state where she can avalanche anytime and anywhere.
"I don't understand what you're talking about. Qin En pretended to be ignorant and blinked at Sixteen Nightsakiya, as if he was saying that he was very innocent.
The current situation is undoubtedly the worst, because the crazy three can't be materialized, Qin En can only rely on himself, this feeling of only relying on his own hands to fight is really annoying!
Qin En prefers to eat soft rice than desperately! Eat the kind of soft rice given by a woman who loves him and likes him! How tired he is to fight with his own hands every day!
Human beings have always been emotional creatures, so at this time, Qin En directly lost his reason, and emotionally chose to pretend to be stupid! Pretend to be pure! Pretend to be fluke!
However, it is indeed foolish to do so, and emotion cannot avoid any disasters and troubles...... Bad luck or bad luck.
"What about the woman?"
Sixteen Nights Sakuya completely ignored Qin En's pretending to be stupid, Qin En wailed in his heart: This is what he is tricky about, this kind of person can't make jokes at all, he won't laugh if he says a little joke, they will only hum a few times coldly and nobly, annoying cold dog!
As long as the serious dog and the cold noble dog without a sense of humor in the world are all dead, the world will be better: Qin En is so convinced!
"Who are you talking about?,I really don't know~~"
Brush!
Suddenly, the silver knife was pulled out of her hand, it was really incredible, as if it was a magical change - now Qin Enke judged that Sixteen Nights Sakuya didn't have the ability to use any time, this was conjured.
The silver knife was taken out by Sakuya, and he made a preparatory action to prepare for an attack, staring at Qin En and coldly threatening, "If you don't say anything, I'll kill you." ”
"Damn! I said! I said, I said, can't I do it!" Qin En really didn't want to be hostile to this guy, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "She has already returned to her hometown to get married, and she is not here now!"
"............" The ruthless pupils of Sixteen Nights Sakiya looked at Qin En deadly, and he didn't read out whether what he said was true or false for a long time, but just watched Qin En jumping alive in this time-stopping world, and made some guesses and brain supplements in his heart.
"You've learned the ability to time, too?"
"Yes, yes...... With her help, I also awakened, and now my body is somewhat resistant to time. ”
There is no need to lie about this, because Qin En is now alive and kicking around is the characteristic of immunity time, Qin En looked at the silver knife that was close at hand with some fear, for fear that he would pierce his body.
"When is she coming out? Do you have a way to call her?"
"What do you want to do?" Qin En asked timidly.
"Of course, I'm going to be ashamed of ......!"
Qin En was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that this seemingly indifferent Sixteen Nights Sakiya actually hid the heart of a hot-blooded comic character?
"I ...... How about I try to get her out and fight you in a few days?"
"Aren't you calling now?"
"Now I can't scream it! What do you want me to scream? Do I want to shout that someone is going to rape me!? Don't make a fuss, the time is stopped now, even if I shout that someone raped me, no one will squeak!" Qin En replied sweating profusely.
"That's right. Sixteen Nights Sakuya nodded suddenly in realization, she only chose to listen to the nutritious and meaningful words in the words, and the head maid completely ignored the nonsense such as rape.
Qin En's words also made Sakiya come to a judgment that there was no way for that person to come, and then the knife in his hand was slowly put down...... It seems that the absence of the third has not caused the battle intent of Sixteen Nightsakiya?
Qin En secretly rejoiced, this sixteenth night Saki Night, I didn't expect to be such an idiot! Who will fight you! I will definitely hide far away when I go home! I will let my family stay away from you, a murderer!
Moreover, if the mad three are here, it will be Qin En who will do it first, and it will definitely not be Sakuya, who will strike first and suffer later, and everyone will understand the truth, and Qin En is naturally one of them.
But suddenly, an extremely cold feeling locked on him, Qin En suddenly woke up under this cold, he vaguely saw a slender silver line, and when he saw it, Qin En hurriedly dodged to the side to avoid this attack.
At this time, Sixteen Nights Sakuya had another knife in her hand, and the vegetable basket was also put down, her blood-red pupils exuded a terrifying light, there is no doubt that this maid has become a murderous demon template again!
"Hey, what are you doing, what the hell are you going to do! It's dangerous to suddenly attack people like this!"
"Huh, did you dodge?"
Sixteen Nights Sakiya hummed dissatisfiedly, and Qin En's back was also cold from fright, this Sixteen Nights Sakiya hadn't put down his knife yet-
No, it should be said that when Qin En thought she had put down her weapon just now, she quickly let her other hand take out a weapon to attack Qin En, using this way to deceive Qin En, fortunately, Qin En's reaction ability is not bad, otherwise it would have been cold and cold just now!
"Why, why did you want to kill me? ”
"She can't show up, so I'll kill you. ”
"No, no, the director is not right! Aren't you going to fight again on this occasion? This doesn't fit the plot! Aren't you planning to have a showdown with her in the future?" Qin En said with a sad face.
"You've just read too many comics. "It's really strange, Sixteen Nights Sakuya actually knows about comics, Qin En has always thought that Sakuya is an old-fashioned, young and beautiful maid who looks like a lolicon or something......
"Although Yixue's shame is important, it's not a reason for me to let the enemy go, and it doesn't matter if I kill you, although I really want to teach that woman a lesson, but if you are disposed of, it will be a convenient thing!"
"Oh my God, please, spare me! I'm not good at fighting! I'm a rookie compared to you monsters! Don't bully me, okay?"
"Regret what you did!"
Qin En recognized clearly at this time that Sixteen Nights Sakuya was not a hot-blooded character, and her previous hot-blooded character spoke...... Well, it's not so much hot-blooded...... It's better to say that Sixteen Nights Sakuya is just just wanting revenge!
Qin En dodged in embarrassment under the attack of Sixteen Nights, and the arc drawn by the sharp silver knife made Qin En's eyebrows jump every time, and Qin En had to pick up everything he could hold to resist.
Of course, books can't be used as shields...... Qin En directly grabbed the lid of an iron trash can next to him and used it directly as a shield to resist Sakiya's attack, but the silver knife was much sharper than expected, and after a slight pause, the knife cut the lid of the trash can!
"Oh my God!" Qin En hurriedly let go, and then grabbed anything around him that could be grabbed and threw it at Sixteen Nightsaki, such as a stone or something, but Sixteen Nights Sixteen Nights were very sensitive to dodge every time, making Qin En fall short!
Renzhili is also constantly building roads now, so the stones that could be seen everywhere are no longer visible, Qin En looked around nervously before finding an alley, but he did not get into the alley, but pretended to sprint towards the alley.
"Why, it's all over, why are you still so careful?" Qin En wailed as he ran.
"It's over, I haven't forgotten your betrayal of the Red Devil Pavilion!"
"You're so careful! When did I betray myself! If I didn't act as a loyal spy in the first place, can that be called betrayal!?"
"Anyway, I'm going to make you pay today, because you're ...... Now the eldest lady can't even drink her favorite blood black tea, it's all because of you, it's all because of you!"
"Damn, you dead lolicon!
"It's not called lolicon, it's called the loyalty of a servant!"
"Dead Lolita! Dead Lolita! Perverted Dead Lolita!"
“...... If that woman is not there, it will only make you unlucky, and no one can protect you today!"
"Brute! As a royal sister, I don't share the sky with you!"
The words are very powerful and domineering, but in fact, it is just Qin En running away and making nonsense, and there is no courage at all.
"Don't want to escape!" Sixteen Nights Sakiya's reaction power is very strong, and his speed is not weak...... The most terrifying thing is that she can fly like Qin En, and she can fly in front of Qin En every time to stop him from escaping.
Even in the process of flying, he threw down a bunch of knives like a goddess scattering flowers, where did Qin En have the ability to deal with the people flying in the sky, he could only dodge the rain of knives in the sixteenth night of Saki in various funny postures.
The rain of knives didn't hurt Qin En, and his dodging posture was a little embarrassed, but Qin En had the ability to take out bullet time, Sakuya had the ability to take out a knife like magic, and Qin En also had a corresponding bullet time, and it would be a little slower after entering the range.
It looks like the Matrix in a blockbuster movie, and the slow-motion looks particularly cool.
What is sad is that he himself did not go through that kind of training, reality is not a movie, and you can't expect to look good in the posture of people running for their lives. Qin En held his head and ran into the alley. She stood directly in the alley to block Qin En's escape route, and looked at Qin En with fierce eyes.
However, just before Sakiya attacked Qin En, Qin En's face that was originally nervous and panicked because of running away became proud, and Sakuya felt bad...... I saw Qin En kick up the garbage bag that I don't know which immoral guy threw at the door of the alley, which contained a large pile of domestic garbage, Qin En didn't feel dirty, so he grabbed the garbage bag and threw it up, kicking it towards Sakiya like playing football!
Qin En's strength can't deal with Sakuya, but it also has a lot of strength, and the garbage bag is not strong, and a little sports student can kick it badly, so a lot of domestic garbage was kicked directly in front of Sakuya, and the garbage bag became a scattered bomb because of the impact of Qin Enfei's kick, and the stench of rotten eggs and a pile of domestic garbage came to the face of Sakuya Sixteen Nightsaki, and the maid who likes cleanliness directly launched the power of time stop out of professional habits, intending to dodge!
However, Sakuya forgets that her opponent is also a time-ability, and Sixteen-night Sakuya is not used to using a time-capable opponent - so she forgets that time stops when the two go to war.
One of the rules of the battle of the time ability: don't expect your time ability to affect the opponent! The time ability has no effect on the time ability person himself - because in this way, Qin En can act on his own during the time stopped, and Qin En did not use mercury to pay Sakiya.
The ability to stop time is like lighting a lamp, turning it on once is on, pressing it a second time is off, and soon, the scenery begins to recover - the black and white around it disappears, and time begins to flow again - those who were pushed away by Sakuya fall to the ground, and the screams continue.
But the garbage scatter bomb was not stopped, and Sakuya only remembered at this time that he had used the ability to stop time, so the garbage fell directly on Sakuya's body, banana peels, egg shells, toilet paper wiping snot, and dirt all fell on Sakuya's body, and the originally fragrant Sixteen Nights Sakuya suddenly became a stinking garbage man.
"I'm going to kill you!" "How could Sixteen Nights Sakiya endure this kind of treatment? Isn't he always clean on weekdays? Qin En's behavior undoubtedly angered Sixteen Nights and Sixteen Nightsaki!
Sixteen Saya shook off the banana peel and egg shell from his head and took a step forward, but at this moment he heard a snapping sound...... The strange feeling made Sakuya's body subconsciously stiffen.
The maid looked down and saw that it was a small bag, a small bag with a dead knot, stuffed with several newspapers of Wenwen News, and the newspaper was wrapped in a pile of filth with a certain temperature.
And Sakiya was wearing high heels, and the high heels directly smashed the bag, and an indescribable stench came to his nose——!
"Hahahahaha
It's farm manure -- well, it's a bit complicated, but let's put it simply, it's poop!
"It's really laughing to death!Hahahahaha!You also have today!Look! You deserve it! Step on the shit! What about your chic? Are you still pretending to be forced? Are you still cold and noble!?" Qin En clutched his stomach and laughed, he almost wanted to roll on the ground with laughter.
Sixteen Nightsaki's face turned blue, how could the head maid who lived in an aristocratic environment accept this situation?
Qin En was very happy to see this scene, sure enough, against that kind of cold and noble character, you just need to throw a big bag of garbage on their heads, and it's no problem!
The alley was not remote, and it didn't take long for a bunch of idlers to come and watch, but when they came to see them, they were dumbfounded, because they saw a handsome young man mocking at a beautiful girl who was covered in garbage and trampled on some filth.
It's a shame!
After seeing that group of people, Qin En also came up with a good note at this time!
"Let's take a look!" Qin En shouted like a vendor selling something, and this shout attracted the attention of a bunch of people in the distance, and there were more and more onlookers: "The head maid of the Red Devil Pavilion - that cold and noble head maid stepped on!"
At this time, Qin En's shout attracted the gossip hearts of ordinary people in the world, the cold and noble maid of the Red Devil Pavilion? Who doesn't know, that is also a well-known beauty! As a result, all the people came to see this shout!
"Really, really, it's the maid of the Red Devil Pavilion!"
"Well, why is she like this? How did a very beautiful person become like this?"
"That's ...... Wow! What! Who threw it!"
Qin En also gradually retreated at this time, there were so many people, and even many monsters came to see the excitement, and he provoked Sixteen Nights Sakuya with an extremely bad smile.
And at this time, the extremely angry Sixteen Nights Sakuya didn't even use time to stop, and directly threw out a silver knife at Qin En, Qin En naturally dodged it calmly, and the knife pierced directly into the ground in front of Qin En!
"You remember it for me!" Sixteen Nights Sakuya had no desire to fight anymore, and there was a hint of crying in his voice in anger, perhaps, Sixteen Nights Sakuya had never been so humiliated in his life, right?
Sixteen nights Saki night deserted and fled, the head maid now only wants to go back to the Red Devil Pavilion to take a good bath, rub the bath and take a bath for four or five hours, and the pair of shoes that stepped on the shit were thrown by Saki Yeyi and thrown in place, the white stockings stepped on the dirty ground turned black and gray, the head maid escaped directly, but even if she escaped, people still talked about her back, and Qin En was in a good mood to reach out and cover the slightly dazzling sun, which looked deep to the realm of pretending.
"The weather is so nice~"
Technology changes life, and wit saves mankind.
Please call me a witty little god of death!