210 He who amuses others will always be amused
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Sixteen Nights Sakuya only left cruel words, and in the first few days, Qin En was still a little scared and worried that the head maid would come to trouble him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Qin En is also the kind of person who is a little bit clean, if the maid is angry and throws the trash can on himself or splashes feces at the door of his hotel, Qin En can't prevent it, after all, he still has to do business here, in case someone throws feces or something, then can't he do it?
Time ability has always been difficult to deal with, even if it is also a time ability, although the immunity time stops, but Qin En does not think that he can win 100% steadily. In the end, if there were no suitable interests for himself to take risks, Qin En would not challenge that kind of particularly difficult task.
But fortunately, Sixteen Nights Sakuya hasn't turned into that kind of uncompetitive little gangster, the head maid still has some dignity, she didn't do that kind of indiscriminate thing, everything is very calm, nothing else happens......
"But having said that, I'm idle again......"
Qin En has returned to the life of a leisurely life in his hotel, and there is no trouble in having a good operation system in the hotel, which allows Qin En to spend day after day with a rather leisurely attitude.
Lianzi, the little girl, was watching Xinban with herself, she leaned on Qin En's side and watched the TV show, watching it seriously, and as a friend, there was also Honju Xiaoling here, watching TV with wide eyes.
The program on TV is not a blockbuster that Qin En likes to watch, nor is it a new anime, but a group of cartoons and stories composed of mares, what is it called, Rainbow Pony?
Thereupon...... Idle......
Now Qin En does this kind of thing on weekdays - he is a little bored lying on the sofa motionless, his eyes are floating around without a stable focus, and he is not even interested in watching the TV shows he plays.
But Qin En was also embarrassed to grab TV shows with children...... At least Qin En is in no mood to grab it now, it is false to say that Qin En has no personality change in Gensokyo, and now he is a little more mature, and he no longer teases the little girl Lianzi.
But...... It's still boring...... It's really boring not to be able to tease lotus seeds, and it's really boring to have outsiders who can't bully little lotus seeds here.
There was still no progress on the matter of Shizaki Kurumi, Qin En stared at the ceiling in a daze, his mind began to be cranky, and an uneasy thought lingered in his mind all the time.
Could it be that he will never be able to make her appear again?
Buzz Buzzββ!
Suddenly, Qin En's mobile phone on the coffee table rang.
"Uncle Qin, your mobile phone!"
Lianzi took her eyes off the TV program and hurriedly took her mobile phone and handed it to Qin En, who picked up the phone and saw a text message with a very bad message written on it.
- Boss, a very difficult guest has come out, and she wants to find you by name......
The string of numbers behind should be the waiter's number, Qin En glanced at it and had a rough impression, this waiter is the witty waiter who brought Fengmi Yuka to the private room, since that incident, Qin En can also see that he is working hard, plus his work skills are not bad, Qin En promoted him to manager, and specially asked him to recruit (come) to treat (back) guests (black) people (pots), after probably taking such a piece of information in his mind, Qin En also understood, it seems that this time the guest is probably also a little troublesome.
When he put down the phone, Qin En saw the enlarged face of Usami Lianzi, her big eyes were looking at Qin En, and after he put down the phone, he asked with some curiosity: "Uncle Qin, are you in trouble?"
"Ahh Qin En sat up, although he felt uncomfortable because he had been idle for a long time, but when he really had a job, he still inevitably sighed.
"It seems that God just won't let me have a good rest, really, I finally got used to the boring state and found something for me to do. β
Qin En changed into his own coat, naturally it was not a serious coat, but the shark-toothed windbreaker that had been improved by himself, and he didn't look like a businessman at all. But this is Gensokyo, there are no clear rules, even the waiter Qin En allows them to improve their uniforms: make personal changes while maintaining the pace prototype and hygiene, so that the guests can remember the characteristics of these waiters...... The kind of serious uniform is worn less in the hotel.
"Stay here well. β
"Yes~~~" Lianzi's elongated voice responded, but Qin En knocked Lianzi's little brain melon dissatisfiedly after hearing it: "Don't talk long! I'm most worried about you, Lianzi, don't keep wandering around, you little girl!"
Lianzi covered his head, pretending to be pitiful, and Qin En, who had long known about Lianzi's tricks, naturally didn't care about her cuteness, he looked at Motoju Xiaoling, and Motoju Xiaoling nodded obediently and said, "I will stay here with Lianzi and not run around." β
Sure enough, it was someone else's child, Qin En went out satisfied, stepped off the elevator and came to the room that was dedicated to receiving problematic guests, and at the door Qin En saw the new manager who was at a loss.
"It's hard work, let's go down and eat a bento. Qin En likes to give a bento to a serious and responsible young man and a little girl, and this little friend also obediently went to get the bento.
"Alas, Hu Tao is running a casino now, and he doesn't come to help......" Qin En stood at the door, complaining for a long time, if Hu Tao was there, this aspect of the matter was handled by her.
But now that her wings are stiff, she works every day in the casino that has been installed and officially operated, and she no longer comes to Qin En's hotel to help, and her capitalist blood is exposed.
The bourgeoisie and the bourgeoisie need to give 450 to make friends!
After Hu Tao left, these troublesome things naturally needed to be done by Qin En himself, there was really no way, couldn't there be a more capable person to help? Qin En sighed while thinking about it, pushed open the door and walked in.
"Humans are fickle creatures. β
As a result, as soon as Qin En came in, he was hit by a map cannon, and the map magic cannon emitted by a very beautiful voice directly fired at the concept of all mankind.
When Qin En raised his head to look at the visitor, he originally planned to 'serve' the magical girl who fired the map, but when he saw the face clearly, Qin En was dumbfounded.
"When the concubine and you first met, they were still in Meihong's room, and at that time, you didn't like to play big names like you do now~ Your shelves are increasing at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. β
"Bang, Penglai Mountain Kaguya!Why are you!?"
Qin En burst into tears, you say that I play a big name, but you are the one who really plays a big name! Everything has to trouble me! It's enough!
"'Why are you?'" Penglai Shan Huiye learned the tone of Qin En's words just now, and after repeating it, he curled his eyebrows a little unhappily: "Is this really your attitude towards doing business?"
"Uh......!" Qin En was speechless, the worst thing is that this person still has to give face - because this person is the mistress of Master Meihong, he must give face!
"Oh well. Qin En sighed, for the sake of Master's face, I will tolerate your fingering at me, Qin En rubbed his face, put on a gentle and humble and friendly expression, and asked, "Honorable Miss, may I ask what you want?"
"Well~~ It's a little unsatisfactory, forget it~~ For the sake of Meihong's face, the concubine doesn't care about you. β
Thank God...... Although you have caused me such trouble, Master Meihong, I am really grateful for your face now, so that this black and straight girl can be more restrained.
Sighing, he could only sigh in his heart, Qin En didn't let his emotions flow to the surface, then picked up the menu, put it directly in front of Kaguya, and took out a pen and paper to make it look like he was recording anytime and anywhere.
However, Kaguya casually flipped a few pages without turning them, she threw the menu back to Qin En, who was a little confused, and said, "But the concubine is not here to eat." β
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Qin En's smile froze on his faceβYou were kidding me! You weren't recommended by Master Meihong to come to dinner? Since you didn't come to the hotel to eat, what are you doing here? Dish. γ‘)οΌ
Bastard, I want to lift the table!(β―β΅β‘β²)β―(β»ββ», if it weren't for Master Meihong's face, I really wanted to get you out!
"Miss Kaguya, what the hell are you going to do, you're not here to eat at the hotel, what are you going to do?"
"Hmph~ What you make is more delicious than what Youtanhuayuan and Yonglin make? Those chefs are just a group of mortals, and they can't meet the requirements of concubines~"
Her Royal Highness the princess expressed her contempt for those people in Qin En's kitchen with a very disdainful demeanor, and said this kind of thing in front of Qin En, the big boss, this Penglai Mountain Huiye, how can this self-righteous attitude be the same as a house girl who has never been in contact with society!?
Qin En gave up on treatment a little, he threw the menu aside, and said helplessly: "...... Big sister...... Are you here to entertain me?"
"The concubine is not so idle, if you are really looking for a pastime and have fun, instead of having fun in your small hotel, it is better to go home and play "Watch Dogs". β
"Then what's the matter with you? By the way, I don't have an Internet cafΓ© here!"
"The concubine said straight to the point~"
Penglai Mountain Huiye finally showed some look of wanting to do something serious at this time, her beautiful black eyes looked at Qin En, and asked seriously: "Do you remember what you once said to Mei Hong......?
".................." memory, backtracking...... Qin En naturally knew what he had said to Master Meihong, and what he said when he opened the business, so he hesitated for a long time...... Qin Encai asked with a bitter face, "You, are you here to open a room?"
"Yes, yes, that's it!"
Penglai Mountain Huiye nodded seriously: "The concubine needs a good place to have a tryst with Meihong, it's too boring and too unsentimental to always have a tryst in the bamboo forest full of mosquitoes, Meihong told me that you have a hotel here, so the concubine plans to rent a room for you to meet with Xiaomeihong." β
β............ Is this what it is?" Qin En asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.
"Of course, Mei Hong has told the concubine, and she is particularly impressed by the concubine~~"
"Sorry, I don't want to be so impressed. β
"You should be grateful, philistine. Penglai Mountain Huiye raised his head in a very remarkable tone and posture, looked at Qin En with his nostrils, and said in an extremely arrogant tone: "Being able to leave such an impression in the heart of the princess of the moon is not a treatment that ordinary mortals don't have, for example, those princes and nobles who proposed to concubines thousands of years ago, and now the concubines don't remember their faces!
"Oh Fake!!" Because of Penglai Shan Kaguya's extremely self-centered words, Qin En completely burst into a foul mouth: "Dare to love me because of pimping to leave a deep impression in your heart! Although those Japanese nobles are just a group of monkeys, if you know the current situation, those people will definitely cry, right? Oh my God, I was just joking with Master Meihong, what I meant at the beginning, Master Meihong, if you can't get used to living in that little dilapidated house, you can come to your apprentice's hotel anytime and anywhere and treat this place as your home......"
"Since it's my own home, isn't it natural for Mei Hong to have a tryst with a concubine!"
"That's not what I mean, I mean ......"
Drip drip, drip.
"Ah...... Wait a minuteβ"
The text message on the mobile phone rang again, making Qin En put away his complaints, but when he saw the text message, Qin En looked devastated.
- Boss, there is another guest looking for you!
"it...... Why did they all come to me one by one...... I'm not the top card, why are you flipping my brand one by two?"
Qin En sighed weakly, Hu Tao, Hu Tao, now I really miss you...... I'm so sad without you!
"Your hotel is really a problem~" Penglai Mountain Hui Ye said cool words, gloating.
But at this time, there was a knock on the door, three knocks lightly, and then Qin En heard a voice that he was very familiar with.
"Qin En, are you in there? I have something to look for you-"
When she heard this voice, Penglai Mountain Huiye was stunned, and she was also dumbfounded, because she, like Qin En, also recognized who this voice was.
Reizen, Yuzukain, Inaba!
"Oops! It's Yutankain!"
Penglai Mountain was like a great enemy, and Qin En was suddenly very happy, but he still made a sad look on his face and said: "This is really bad (happy) cake (smell) through (music) top (see)." β
"No! it must not be like this!" Something suddenly appeared in the body of Penglai Mountain Kaguya, and this strange fluctuation was very familiar to Qin En, because this feeling was the change that he could only feel when he faced Sakuya's time and his mercury time.
No more motion, no sound, no more movement...... Although the surrounding scenery has not changed at all, and the color has not changed as a whole, Qin En can feel that something is wrong with this world.
"You look normal. Penglai Mountain Huiye was a little anxious, but he was also a little surprised to see Qin En's calm and completely unaffected appearance: "Could it be that you are also a time-related ability?"
Damn, dare to love this Penglai Mountain Huiye is also a person of the time system! This fantasy hometown time system ability should not be rotten streets, right?
"Forget it, there's no time to chat, do you have time ability that has nothing to do with the concubine body, now let's use it as a minute for a second - damn it, that's the way it is, but the concubine body has no other way at all!"
Kaguya squatted on the ground with his head in his hands and wailed, it seemed that the sound transmission had also changed a little, Kaguya can now shout without worrying about being discovered, although time doesn't seem to be still, but everything really seems to be what Kaguya said, and every second becomes a minute.
But it was only a minute, and Hui Ye asked Qin En with some diseases: "Hey, you can quickly think of some ways for the concubine,
The appearance of Her Royal Highness the Princess, who was still begging for her superiority a moment ago, was really comfortable! Qin En couldn't help but feel a little fluttery, and his face naturally became slack, and he said a little indifferently: "If you are discovered, you will be discovered!"
"If Lingxian sees it, it won't be easy to explain it to Yonglin when the concubine goes back!"
"What? I'm worried about explaining to Doctor Bayi? Hey, Penglai Mountain Kaguya, aren't you her boss?"
"But Youtanhua Yuan doesn't listen to the concubine at all!"
β...... What a dignified boss!"
"Majesty or something, you can't eat it! The current eldest lady hugging her head and squatting is the king's way-ah! Damn, you guy hurry up and find a way for me! Otherwise, when you meet Meihong in the future, tell her that you want to defile the concubine's body!"
"Damn! I'm going to die! I'm going to be beaten to death in the toilet by Master Meihong!"
Qin En was suddenly shocked, Master Meihong already knew that he had the idea of beating Huiyin, but if Huiye's matter was said...... With the character of Master Meihong, a beating is inevitable!
"Okay, I'll find you a place...... Find a place to hide!"
"Time is running out!"
Qin En looked around, and soon, Qin En saw a place where people could hide, and Kaguya could naturally see the direction that Qin En was pointing to, and when he saw that thing, Kaguya hurriedly shook his head: "No door! No door! The concubine will never go in! Isn't there a locker there?
"Anyone who has played an escape game knows what the locker is for, do you want to be pinched by a pervert?"
"That's the vent, too, why are you ............?"
"There's no time! Don't find fault with Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
Without hesitation, he grabbed the hand of Penglai Mountain Kaguya, and activated the power of mercury to extend the time-
"Qin En, I'm in. β
Reizen, Yuzukain, and Inaba entered the room, but when she entered the room, she found that Qin En was facing the refrigerator, as if she had just closed the refrigerator.
"Ah, Reizen! you're here!" Qin En turned around with an unnatural smile when he felt Reizen come in, and kicked the refrigerator hard when he turned around.
"Qin En, what are you doing here?" Ling Xian didn't understand Qin En's movements, that kick was full of resentment and anger, as if the refrigerator had caused Qin En a lot of trouble.
"What, the refrigerator is broken, I cleaned it up just now, hahahaha~ I'm so tired, it's like killing a pig!"
"Faded ......"
Penglai Mountain Huiye, who was shrunk inside, naturally heard the words outside, and curled up inside tremblingly, curling up inside, trembling and curling in his heart: "When you release the concubine, the concubine will teach you a good lesson!"